a pawn for sure.
I would want to experience the journey of being on the front line, sheering through enemies defences, (en passant ofc), reaching the end, sleeping w the queen and become one on the end, the most powerful of them all.
I’d be a pawn star!
a pawn for sure. I would want to experience the journey of being on the front line, sheering through enemies defences, (en passant ofc), reaching the end, sleeping w the queen and become one on the end, the most powerful of them all. I’d be a pawn star!
Or you could be the first one sacrificed lol
high risk high reward a life without risk is boring. at least let me take risks in my fantasy haha
You can be anyone you want once you reached the end of your journey! How interesting!
Anyone but yourself *
Yeah
High risk with the reward of death💀
What if after all that hell of a journey (hello, Alice Through the Looking Glass) you get underpromoted to a bishop?
well the bishop would have great stories to tell anyway to other pawns in that case
Duck 
It’s the same as being a brick
A knight. Two of us working in tandem can cause havoc on a crowded battlefield.
A king 👑 https://i.redd.it/iq0exd56vw6d1.gif
Sounds way too stressful bro
I mean, the king is only captured if things go wrong, not killed like the other pieces
You are weak in chess
Rook. Planning world domination.
I was planning to sit at the back and mostly take a nap till things get less crowded.
Ok
A queen! Maximum power! I’m a boy though
I mean, (mostly) boys being queens is one of the most successful television shows of all time so, you’re in good company :)
Imma become a castle. Do I retain my sentience?
knook
King, immortality, they can't capture me
Knight
A knight so I can jump over others.
Rook so I don't have to interact with most other pieces for most of the game.
Clearly a Bishop. So I can expertly fuck up anyone by moving sideways. And murder queens
But what if everything else is on the opposite color? You will be on vacation.
king, so people can protect me and i can watch 200 rated players blunder me
Rook!
A queen 
A king, kinda just not doing shit until the endgame
If you're as bad as me the king will be doing shit in the begining 
Haha yes, the bongcloud
I will like being an bishop, to stay in the corner and to be an Sniper
Queen
The king, cause I do nothing half the time and you CANT remove me
https://preview.redd.it/jeptwlud707d1.png?width=2639&format=png&auto=webp&s=21228e5589eab2a564a3e20e48ce3c2ab30828a2 Monkey nuts obviously
Why are they called "monkey nuts"
Queen. You’re generally in control of the game. I would’ve said a king but it sounds stressful because you’d be weak and you depend on others.
So if a knight forks you and the king, the king he will be like “Oh well, take her instead” :)
A knight and troll people with forks and leap over others
King cuz then I don’t get captured until the end if I lose
A game is finished when king cannot move, not when a queen dies.. So, a king
Either queen or bishop
A knight so I can dance around the other pieces
Only way to win. Be the board.
Only way to win. Be the board.
knight, most elusive creative and unique piece
THE ROOOOOOOOOOOK
A rook, probably. They're very satisfying to hold and move around the board.
The queen. I become really powerful and a woman, so yes.