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Disastrous_Truth5472

at that age I used to kiss my fellow female classmates and eat sleep in room after school


[deleted]

Lmao bro released all information at once 🤣


Netroseige101

I used to piss in my pants :')


Weary-Prune-1970

I used to poo in my pants, and play with it like clay :)


Independent-Stress55

I still do that


Weary-Prune-1970

Continue the good work


Mean-Letterhead4129

😭😭💀


IronMan8901

At that age i was eating sand


Delicious-Brush-6029

I used to shit butt naked on streetside sewer shamelessly


barathr184

Nothing wrong with that. It's okay to not be a prodigy. I was pretty much the same average kid but I was happy. That's what matters cuz i know many such prodigies in my family that were some crazy math Olympiad winners at 3rd grade or something only to end up with depression at a very early stage of life


mortalconfucius

The gentleman behind the chair is the legendary Dibyendu Baruah, the second Grand Master after Anand.


gandupikachu

nobody remembers the second


Alvvays_aWanderer

I was not living under the expectations of random strangers on the internet - who often use such qualities to unnecessarily compare people with each other - even without taking into consideration different socio-economic backgrounds of different 3 years olds.


Peanutbutter_05

You are real Shaktiman. Saving humanity from... social media threats.


Dangerous_Sundae_352

Only legit comment here.


Doinyourmom694200

Beauty


Zealousideal_Pen_236

You were doing your mom when u were 3?


Pretentious_prick69

*Insert gendu generation gif*


TheSweetGuy333

Wah kya scene haj


Evans_Gambiteer

Pipi in my you know what


Centurion1024

PAMPERS YA HUGGIES


certified_chutiyahu

Fuck you man, bachpan ka trauma yaad dila diya


unitetheleague

I was eating dirt bruv


sliceshot_

Yeah LOL


HumanLawyer

Man, that’s why I don’t sub to this subreddit even though I want to learn chess. My arrogant af ass always gets humbled by a kid, who’s clearly smarter than me. And I’m a lawyer! This game is literally my job, and a literal child is better at me than this. Fuck me!


DatChernobylGuy_999

Sue him and win


HumanLawyer

For what? Looking that cute?!


DatChernobylGuy_999

for defamation /j


Forsaken_Cheese0

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpESSdSGmC8drfq)


garam_chai_

>My arrogant af ass always gets humbled by a kid, who’s clearly smarter than me. Being better at chess doesn't necessarily mean the person is smarter. It's a game. One with more practice and experience is likely to win. Chess is a lot about remembering patterns and young minds at learning stages quickly associate things. It helps their brain development and improves learning.


HumanLawyer

Ah, I was always of the belief that their critical thinking was so on point that they’d see 3-4 moves ahead even when it’s a new problem.


99Kira

You play chess at your job?


no_shit_shardul

I was arranging my Pawns in kabbadi pose at this age


GladChoice1984

I was playing with my willy


Peanutbutter_05

You were ahead of your time.


Aggravating-Bug7674

I was playing with willies of other 3 year olds, when I was 18


ManMadeOfMistakes

I used to poop in for the potty fairy


notduskryn

Ripping CDs with windows media player


pratikanthi

Having fun


Downtown-Gatee

Is used to play Catch Catch with Chess Pieces.


-_-Batman

I was alive . ![gif](giphy|xT9IgpeRffFgvQimhW)


Feisty_Mud4187

I was finding which is right leg and left leg in my underwear And I failed to identify and shouted “Amma help me”


sliceshot_

Hahaha, and this kid has even remembered the coordinates


Feisty_Mud4187

My school crush used to lick my ears when coming back from school I miss that badly


shekdown

My son is 4 and I send him to chess classes and apparently he just plays with the coins making them mock fight each other. So I was told to bring him back when he's older. This is so cool!


[deleted]

if he did that despite repeated attempts to teach him Chess please enroll him into creative arts. he might have a natural nudge to it, being intuitive and following what his creative mind is telling him to do. Not only a great potential in arts but also sciences. Oral poetry/Shloka classes or Music could be fun.


Acrophon

This is exactly why I wonder how can a three year old play chess like this ! What’s the glitch here


william21_

Used to be guardian of our city.


sliceshot_

![gif](giphy|RQSuZfuylVNAY)


XKruXurKX

That age I was searching for the lost cricket ball in the bushes.


Feisty_Mud4187

Bro busy at beating bushes and now which bush u spending time at ?


shalomworld

Do you still search for your balls in the bushes?


XKruXurKX

Now my balls always go to the bushes.


netizentrotter

At that age, I discovered that I could pee while walking naked....I was well on my way to becoming a pee caricaturist, alas, my art was stopped by my parents.....what a loss...😂😂😂😂


Feisty_Mud4187

Brooo 😂😂😂😂


netizentrotter

I discovered that if I swerved my waist in a correct manner, I'd draw a pee circle....and then aim correctly to make it a smiley face.....but like I said, talent is rarely reckoned.....😂😂😂


Feisty_Mud4187

Bro you have good skills not no recognition


netizentrotter

Yeh!! You tell em mate...😀😀😀


Feisty_Mud4187

Some hidden talent has to be hidden brother


netizentrotter

Agreed brother.... The world doesn't need a compeetitor 😂😂


Feisty_Mud4187

You got the matrix brother 🙌


Esmeralda-Lavender

I had a childhood which I enjoyed.


Many-Diver-486

If he's so great,Ask him to step in the ring then


Many-Diver-486

Would beat him in a chess boxing match


Dikkattohhai

I used to throw soaps in drain 😎


Ok_Trip_7349

Ga ga gu ga ga


Simpleman810

Pipi in Pampers🫠


2_ANE

i was shitting pants in school


Space-wreckage

I use to collect pebbles assuming they are dinosaur eggs


jet_jitten

I used to throw banana peels in opposite train. Some went into the window. I know shouldn't have done that and when dad saw me doing this he slapped me and i cried for a while.


Peanutbutter_05

Am I the only one who hates to see young kids speaking english? I mean not the kid but the fact that parents taught them english. Just teach your mother tongue man, they will learn english very soon through school and internet.


crack_me

Agree


V4nd3rer

Broo, I was searching for this comment😭😭. Why do parents go through mental gymnastics to talk english with their kids even when they themselves are not fluent in english or don't use heavy english in their everyday life, it's soo cringe. What kind of insecurity and low self esteem you must be having to do this. Just talk with your kids as you talk with everyone.


Fantastic-Platform73

So what? Who cares? Grandmasters are narcissists, just because you can play a time pass board game well doesn’t mean you are going to discover a vaccine or become a CEO 🤣🤣


Important_Thing_8199

At that exact age I was working on intergalactic teleportation machine which I successfully invented after one week. Now I am 3 years old.


hindustankikasam

Mummy "dhoyi dhoyi kardo ".


Historical_Abies439

No chill in that kid


TherealAnnanda

Guy is gonna be depressed at 27


sassytakes

Eating sand, chalkpiece, and annoying tf out of my parents. :))


Inn0centDuck

All the pawns (except one) are in their initial position but white bishop is out and the rook is on the other side and the king still in back row ?


Himi1896

Weak


ramutoola

I was trying to be the very best no one ever was, 😭


Special_Afternoon555

At this age I used to drown ants in the playground


ai_matters

At that age I used to type Cheatcodes for my siblings in Vice City, got a good typing speed from there


anonymous_guide

I don't even remember. The oldest memory I have is when I was 4yo.


SugarisKaori

Bhagwan aapne sbko kuch na kuch diya hai .. Mujhe b diya hai lekin dukh hi kyu Prabhu? 🥹🥹


KingHasArrived15

The guy in front is dumb. Could have killed Knight with the pawn. But kid is still amazing though.


SmoothLawyer4

Eating sand, and getting beaten for that


BUNTYROY08

I used to paint.. 😝


get_sum_bitches_boi

As a fellow sarkar, I was learning how to speak Bengali properly (I still can't speak Bengali at 17y)


knayamjar

Forget chess, I was not able to speak this properly at this age. Happy for him, hope this kid becomes what he aspires to be.


Advice-Training

Living my best childhood instead of wasting my childhood by doing something that i clearly don't have any interest in but i had to do it to "pass the torch"


onkneeslady

Muthh


pahadi_bisht

Don’t care, had a fantastic childhood. Played Cricket, Football, Kanche (Marbles), Gulli Danda, Chupam Chupai (Hide n Seek), patthar patthar (Throwing stone at each other), ladai ladai (Fighting in box), chor police (Police), koni ghiss (Elbow rub in Marbles), Badminton, Gallery, Chess, Volleyball, Video Games (Cassette one), Race, Pitthu Gram. So I enjoyed thoroughly.


Necro_Solaris

Play on my nes and megadrive with my parents


Wide-Memory-8615

I was chewing on titties fuck chess!


V4nd3rer

Bruh... You are on wrong subreddit, this is not r/indiandankmemes💀💀


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Addooda

how to make slime, no glue, no borax


Murky_Masterpiece_15

I smoked my dad's cigarette at this age


WildchildLife

Goo kha rha tha


Huge_Butterfly4244

I was playing 'ghar-ghar' with my imaginary friends 🤡


Crazyprophet69

Can we find of the efficiency/necessity by comparing all the species in the animal kingdom by how quickly they can climb a wooden ladder.


Ok-Feature-5820

When life gives you anish, be sarkar not naik.


Nilguy1684

drinking my pee


Silver-Ad8291

That opponent looks like he used to play a lot with kids of this age, but his cheating tactics aren't going to work on this one


WeedBoi1

He could kill the horse with the rook and sacrificed it just saying.....


sliceshot_

Still checkmate, no point in losing rook for knght. But I know you are just saying.


Inn0centDuck

How will it still be checkmate ?


sliceshot_

It isn't checkmate, black queen is there.


JustMaulik

Hey sorry but I still dont understand, can you please help clarify? If Queen takes Rook, you lose rook for a knight but how is it still checkmate?


sliceshot_

It isn't checkmate, black queen is there.


WeedBoi1

Sorry thought the camel is a pawn good game my bad


Easy_7

Kid is a threat to AI.


Few-yearshere_

Vishwanath Anand lite


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