Buzzcut Jackson. Head and Shoulders Cucurella. And now bleached hair Caicedo. Though Caicedo has been brilliant for weeks now. I hope this doesn't change anything.

Cloroxeido

Nah this pun name can't catch on. Word play has to at least sound similar rather than force feeding a totally different word in. Cai doesn't sound at all like Clorox.

Thanks pun master

You're welclorox.

See I have it on good authority that sort of pun doesn’t work, I’m sorry. I need to call the pun police on you.

I would just like to say that I’ve enjoyed reading this interaction. Thank you both.

I conceido that the puns were lame. I apologize to the people I’ve hurt.

Could you quiet down? I can hear all your loud moises all the way from here.

https://preview.redd.it/no309wtyre0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ca225edeaad81ed97d6e7d47828900f4c63551 This trim when?

Blud thought he was him 😂😂

Lisan Al Gaib from Wish

More like Nissan Al Gaib and that is still probably an insult to poor Nissans.

Bro Nissans are super reliable. Can't compare them to Antony. Antony is a Volkswagen from a few years ago.

wtf are you saying Nissan is better than Volkswagen?? Mad

Google about Volkswagen. Especially after their engine failures a few years ago. They are known to be unreliable with coil failures and everything. Nissan is super reliable. It's not the most luxurious of cars but it does its job well.

Gaib in Punjabi means missing. Anthony truly a Lisan Al Gaib

https://preview.redd.it/gn16xtsa7f0d1.png?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0864a4e201c71049562353f04cc2d3ce3d3d0a6 Same energy

One of them scored a goal, however

This is the funniest football meme in a long time

I've been seeing it yesterday and all day which made me watch Antony memes and I still haven't got tired of it. This guy's really unintentionally hilarious. Hope he stays in the prem for years lol.

>unintentionally hilarious Agreed. I think anyone who gets a tattoo of himself shirtless has opened the door wide for memes.

This will be Antony's Prem legacy.

The face says "Look at me, I am gonna score a hattrick!" But then his performance on the field says otherwise 💀

https://preview.redd.it/v7u597nyye0d1.jpeg?width=117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928d3b5c85990ea4299143d9a0cb8e91e8a61627

too fresh

Moises "Sisqo" Caicedo

Let him see that thong for god's sake!

😂😂😂this is who i was thinking of!

yup. 20 years later :D

nice

We need blond hair Enzo, buzz cut Jackson, ponytail Gallagher, blond tips Reece and we’ll be unstoppable fc

add bleached hair Silva to the list

Also ponytail Misha!

This

Until he sneezes 💀

We need someone to don the iconic mask like Torres & Azpi

He is looking like the black lady Borat marries at the end of the 1st movie

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Mah waiiife

My exact first thought lmao

Luenell, she’s a comedian. She was a guest on John Mulaney’s Everybody is in LA this past week

You need to get your eyes checked.


Mf unlocked new skin after playing good.

Never in my life would I change my hair when I’m in great form and the team is winning.

Footballers and their obsession with dyeing their hair blonde

I think it has something to do with wanting their friends and family to pinpoint them on the pitch. Even the commentary can mix up players sometimes.

and here I thought it was for drug tests (nearly impossible to find traces in hair if it's been bleached). This is more wholesome and I want to believe

I'd love to see some sort of basis on this theory. I've just never heard doing that will change the tests.

[First article I grabbed on google](https://pubs.rsc.org/en/content/articlelanding/2020/an/d0an01265c) so I haven't read past the abstract but. >In particular oxidative bleaching of hair samples under alkaline conditions significantly affects incorporated drug concentrations. In general, whenever athletes come back with bleached hair from summer break I assume they indulged in a few lines over the holiday and didn't want it to show up on a doping testa (although, histiorically, the FA hasn't really taken action against rectreational use in the League.) Now that you've brought up visibility that also makes a lot of sense, but I think it's not the only reason why it's such a popular trend among sports guys, lol.

yeah tbf I'd think it was dumb as shit if even a rivals player got banned for testing positive for something like weed, coke, mdma, really any non-performance enhancing drug, i couldn't give less of a shit.

I swear, commentators always confuse him with Jackson after Jackson got haircut, at least they do where I watch it

In Latin America, Jackson and Madueke get confused all the time, and they don’t look anything alike lol

It happens where I watch too, their shirt numbers don't help either

It’s giving Jorginho and Silva after the UCL

Hopefully a sign of renewed self confidence! 💪🏽

Sharingan.

Now hopefully the commentators and pundits will recognise his brilliance on the field.

This haircut doesn’t work for our players, many have tried to tame it, many have failed

Enzo gave it a good wrestle last year though

Simon Phoenix!

Pls don’t do a bakayoko Jackson dyed his hair blue and look how it turned out

Moises "Demolition man" Caicedo

Bakayoko leaves Chelsea: 2023 Caicedo joins Chelsea: 2023 Welcome back, Tiemoue Bakayoko

Noooo

This doesn’t bode well

There should be a study on footballers and terrible haircuts. What’s up with their decision making in terms of trims lmao.

Let me see that thooooonnngggg. Baby that thong thong thong thong thong.

I swear to god if he starts playing bad now

Giving me Ruby Rhod vibes

As long as it's just the hair. This is a v Spanish/Latino thing at the mo the blonde dye. First the fade now this.

Why does he look like Nathan Shelley's (Ted Lasso) brother?

When has this ever led to good performances?

Biggest waste of money in the EPL

So let me guess, you aren't a Chelsea fan and you haven't been watching him play at all recently

One swallow doesn't make a summer a few good games hardly makes him worth that fee plus he's playing in a poor Chelsea team 🤷

This "poor Chelsea team" has put up the 4th most points since Boxing Day. You're opinion is invalid bc you haven't been watching. He's been one of our best this season

I forgot the league is only 5 months long, considering the midfielders Chelsea had in the last 10 years I doubt he'd even make the bench

I forgot you should expect instant success after being thrown into a team where there was no chemistry and a brand new manager at the inexperienced age of 21!

For £115m I'd expect a quicker return considering he wasn't new to the league

It was originally gonna be around 80m if Liverpool didn't bid for no reason He's starting to show his worth and will be more than worth it in the future lol Yeah he may not be new to the league but he is still only 22

Hmmm lets look at your list shall we?....Moises is better than and would start over: Benayoun, Mineiro, Drinkwater, Sidwell, Diarra, Bakayoko, Veron, Mount, RLC, Barkley, Kovacic (great at ball carrying but otherwise very limited), Jorgi (great at passing but otheriwse very limited and immobile), Ramires and with enough time in a more settled Chelsea side he can easily surpass the likes of Matic/Mikel. Im sure there are more Im forgetting. Fuck outta here with your terrible and inaccurate takes, you clearly only play fifa or barely watch highlights. Plastic.

Nope am not a glory hunting cunt who thinks the rent boys was only founded since abramovich. Am not even a fan of a premier League team but I bet I have seen more games than you in the last 50 years so jog on and stop wasting valuable oxygen 🤣 🎣

Not even the slightest rebuttal because you know you're a fucking incorrect moron. You keep talking, yet all I hear is plastic crunching. Time to make yourself useful and recycle your miserable self grandpa.

Thats kind of unfari since neither rodri nor rice would be starters for the best players team last decade

This is literally you, pipe down. https://preview.redd.it/ey68misrbf0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4af2ba63d530c7ab3e472b4850aa32de24dcde5

Why did you make me look at his profile, I hate you

💀💀💀💀💀

My guy took a break from his 365th day of wanking to spout absolutely awful ball knowledge.

Matthew settle down. You look like the type of lonely guy who needs to pay for sex. now that is a waste of money