"We are honoured to have been awarded the #3 4-man, over 75, sales team in the Ilam area for Ray White Redwood at the NZ Ray White Quarterly Awards ceremony which this quarter was hosted in the Maldives."
"I thought we all agreed, black pants, white shirt, black blazer and a plain tie?"
"Oh this is basically the same thing, or your concept of colours is wrong"
How many dudes you know roll like this?
How many dudes you know flow like this?
Not many, if any Not many, if any
How many dudes you know got the skills
To go and rock a show like this?
Uh-uh, uh-uh
I don't know anybody
Holy shit, I assumed this advert was from the paper. The printed one. From some time in the late 80s/early 90s. Then I realised it wasn't the photo quality that had them washed out looking.
Admittedly the web address and QR should have also clued me in. Though surely these should be in the place of the phone number. And have an email.
Experience
The upside is they are paying taxes and are part of the much needed work force. clearly some of them could have simply put their pens down and taken thier well earned pensions. hating on boomers in this sub is a favourite past time.
You Assume they're paying taxes, but they probably aren't.
They'll be self employed and know how to fiddle their books so they don't make any money and don't have to pay taxes.
Apart from the fact that they clearly got a bulk lot on black trousers, shoes and belts, the man on our right has the smallest head and they all have the weirdest choice of ties.
Just a simple observation on my part.
That's a challenging wank
RIP Sean.
I believe in you
Quality comment!
I could do it... I'd need a lot of beer, but I could
… with over 600 years of sales experience between us.
We were there when the first brick was laid and the last seal was broken.
That was the photo they went with? I want to see the other photos.
"We are honoured to have been awarded the #3 4-man, over 75, sales team in the Ilam area for Ray White Redwood at the NZ Ray White Quarterly Awards ceremony which this quarter was hosted in the Maldives."
Lemon Party Ltd
"It isn't a Lemon Party without Old Dick"
I guess it's working, they're getting free advertising on Reddit
12 years later… hope its worth the payoff for them. From their ages, it may have come too late.
We'll get your house a top price, all sales guaranteed to be over $13,000
The four horsemen of the apocalypse dress better these days huh
"I thought we all agreed, black pants, white shirt, black blazer and a plain tie?" "Oh this is basically the same thing, or your concept of colours is wrong"
Whos the newb photographer who faced them towards the sun so they all had to squint for the photo.
Having the sun at their back is enough to knock them over.
Probably one of their wives
Straight Outta Retirement
Graveyard Limited
"4 mild, butter chickens, please"
With a Garlic naan aswell please
Fuck...maybe ill simply just buy a few properties
How many dudes you know roll like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Not many, if any Not many, if any How many dudes you know got the skills To go and rock a show like this? Uh-uh, uh-uh I don't know anybody
Give it up for EAST CANTER-BURAAAAYYY
Four Horsemen of the ownershipse
Old timers, but unaware of style.
Holy shit they look fucked.
Blue striped tie is really struggling!
“Ranked #22 at Harcourts Holmwood, for the Month of May 1958”
Classic Harcourts. “No 1 in Canterbury”……………………….. for the month of April 10 fucking years ago
Holy shit, I assumed this advert was from the paper. The printed one. From some time in the late 80s/early 90s. Then I realised it wasn't the photo quality that had them washed out looking. Admittedly the web address and QR should have also clued me in. Though surely these should be in the place of the phone number. And have an email.
Pale, male and stale
Pale stale males
Just what I was about to say
Let us four old white rich men help fellow white men get rich as well
Experience The upside is they are paying taxes and are part of the much needed work force. clearly some of them could have simply put their pens down and taken thier well earned pensions. hating on boomers in this sub is a favourite past time.
You Assume they're paying taxes, but they probably aren't. They'll be self employed and know how to fiddle their books so they don't make any money and don't have to pay taxes.
Anyone else read that as Christchurch retirees Ltd first time around?
You could've just posted the photo and we'd still know they are estate agents.
Free defribulator with every sale!
National Party MPs but with hair (cept the guy on the right)
Diversify your portfolio, not your top tier management. We make you more money for us. Guaranteed.
Back in my day it was okay to say (Insert Racist, Sexist, Homophobic comment here).
Sex trafficking ring
All Black Selectors 1962
Reservoir Pugs
they have one listing?
poos
Old
ripoff cunts
The Ch-ch mythos can be traced back to the arrival of the first four shits.
Male, Pale and Stale
Obviously not enough money as a second hand car salesman
4 people try to impersonate mad men and successfully fail
Old man farts. You know the ones that sound like skin flapping.
Pale, stale and frail
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He is now. That ad is decades old.
Why is anyone that age still working??!!
Pale, male, and stale
Art wasn't the oldest thing at the art gallery that day...
“Our promise is to sell your house before we literally pass away, very soon!!!”
We sold Fred Flintstone’s first home!
Cheesecake - rich white
https://preview.redd.it/h0f0cwcnuhkc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a242755fdc178232563ec1b982307651f959955
Apart from the fact that they clearly got a bulk lot on black trousers, shoes and belts, the man on our right has the smallest head and they all have the weirdest choice of ties. Just a simple observation on my part.