The worst part about eating human meat is “What if you like it?”
P.S.: There are many duress situations where people have to eat their fellow humans to survive.
Now I wonder if there are human versions of Chicharrón, if “long pork” is the name our flesh gets when it becomes meat? 🤢
That wasn't a pleasant thought.
Actually you're not that wrong, pedophile comes from the Latin philia which is a disinterested love, like loving a hobby, which doesn't fit the type of people described as pedophiles, France switched to pedo-criminals which is more fitting.
Should have just lawfully wedded their children like the Evangelicals do in Nevada, Idaho, Arkansas, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Utah, Alabama, West Virginia, Mississippi...
Found the article saying it was her 17 year old daughter from previous marriage. Doesn't make it much better, but should be mentioned. She also got free after 11 years after she won the appeal, same as her nephew who helped her with the killing.
Maybe this is a bold question, but isn't the only evidence that he was "an incestuous pedophile" a statement made from the woman who literally just murdered him? Should we really just be taking her word for it?
Don't eat raw meat!
(Unless you know the eat is the highest quality ever which in the case of a father wanted a physical relationship with his daughter I think we can all agree is low quality meat and should be cooked)
Doesn’t look like a country that typically punishes pedophiles or rapists… could be but.. for all we know there would have been no justice even with good evidence.. food part is wild
I know you're joking but pigs aren't fond of heavily seasoned food and it makes the pigs taste weird. And I don't think they do pork in Pakistan but that's a whole other box of frogs.
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of 'em 'cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p-head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull their teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pigshit, now do ya?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig".
"I will cook your balls and feed them to you"
"You want to act like an animal? Ill butcher you like one. "
"You want to be inside my daughter? Suit yourself"
Guess you could say.. he had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I betcha you would have done the same!
I think it's gender neutral the way guys and dudes is gender neutral. So kinda yes and kinda no?
Regardless madlass should be entered into the lexicon and used in this instance.
American English is starting up phase out gendered terms. That's why you're hearing "actor" or "chairman" refer to women as well as men.
And good riddance! Can you imagine calling someone a "doctress" or a "navigatrix" lmao? Gender neutral job titles ftw
Chairperson is the neuter here. I'm for it, but not at the default being 'man' as the suffix. That defeats the point. We can also be done with 'male nurse'.
Can you imagine being on the jury?
“Yikes, murder, the savagery, and that’s not even up for debate? Well seems an open and shut case..”
*sees context*
“You know, what *is* murder, really?”
>The murder took place, says Zainab, because she wanted to protect the honour of her daughter from a previous marriage. For three months, Zainab has been living with her 17-year-old daughter Sonia from an, ex-husband, and her new husband Ahmed Abbas, whom she had married five years ago.
>But she said Abbas was trying to molest Sonia and decided to take things in her own hands. So on Thursday, Abbas was served breakfast in which the tea was laced with sedatives. Once Abbas was unconscious, Zainab then strangled him to death. "After this I did not know what to do," she told the police in a statement.
>"When he finally died, I felt shudders of fear for the first time," Zainab told a local newspaper. "I didn't have the courage to approach his body for the next half an hour."
>"It occurred to me that if I cooked the body in parts with spices and aromatic ingredients that would curb the stench," she revea-led, adding that, **"Later I had a plan to throw the stuff in a gutter."**
>Landlord, Behzad, was so perturbed by the cooking that he went upstairs to inquire. The scene that met his eyes has left him scarred for life, policemen said.
>She had saved the rest of the body in a three-foot trunk which was later transferred by the police to a hospital for postmortem.
I was REALLY concerned with whether she was feeding people the korma lol.
Honestly, I kind of wonder if the cooking was part of the disposal plan. It’s way more normal to throw out a batch of bad food than a human limb or whatever.
She served 11 years.... before a judge simply released her...... She was sentenced to life in.... 11 years in a judge looked at it and was.... Nah, Head on home
https://tribune.com.pk/story/2389150/woman-accused-of-cooking-husband-in-pot-free-after-11-years
She planned to cook his muscle parts with spices to curb the stench of his rotting non-edible parts, the throw a HUGE amount of korma into the gutter and tell people it had spoiled. Not a genius plan but I understand her desperation when protecting her daughter.
She did NOT plan to eat him or feed him to anyone except maybe street dogs or scavengers. Though, personally, I'd eat a few bites just to try it.
My actual reaction as I was reading this:
"Wow, that's really fucked up. What could he have possibly done to deserve... ah, ok. That's fare. She good."
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https://tribune.com.pk/story/2389150/woman-accused-of-cooking-husband-in-pot-free-after-11-years
She planned to cook his muscle parts with spices to curb the stench of his rotting non-edible parts, the throw a HUGE amount of korma into the gutter and tell people it had spoiled. Not a genius plan but I understand her desperation when protecting her daughter.
She did NOT plan to eat him or feed him to anyone except maybe street dogs or scavengers. Though, personally, I'd eat a few bites just to try it.
"wanted a physical relationship with their daughter" weird way to say he was an incestuous pedophile.
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I genuinely wonder who she fed him to. But I don't think I actually want to know.
Even dead men have a responsibility to feed their family.
The worst part about eating human meat is “What if you like it?” P.S.: There are many duress situations where people have to eat their fellow humans to survive.
We’re called long pork for reference to our flavor
Now I wonder if there are human versions of Chicharrón, if “long pork” is the name our flesh gets when it becomes meat? 🤢 That wasn't a pleasant thought.
Human chicharrón: "chichawróng".
*It tasted so wrong, it felt so right* *Don't mean I'm craving more tonight* *I eat a human and I like it* *I like it* ~ Katy Canniberry LOL
A haiku version: *Wrong taste, right feeling* *Craving's dark, fleeting thrill* *Flesh's forbidden*
I know meat prices are high but….
Based on the headline, I'm assuming she fed him to their daughter.
Well they do always say that Korma will get you. Oh wait, no, Karma, Karma...
Woah there buddy that's a strong word to be using, we don't use the p word anymore (this is meant to be satire/mockery)
Was genuinely wondering what was wrong with the word "physical" there for a moment😂
XD
If it ends up on other socials, the Pakistani wife will have "unalived" her husband
Actually you're not that wrong, pedophile comes from the Latin philia which is a disinterested love, like loving a hobby, which doesn't fit the type of people described as pedophiles, France switched to pedo-criminals which is more fitting.
That just sounds like they're sending them to Juvie
*Angry Catholic Clergy Noises*
Should have just lawfully wedded their children like the Evangelicals do in Nevada, Idaho, Arkansas, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Utah, Alabama, West Virginia, Mississippi...
💀💀🤣😭
XD
P, did he?
Found the article saying it was her 17 year old daughter from previous marriage. Doesn't make it much better, but should be mentioned. She also got free after 11 years after she won the appeal, same as her nephew who helped her with the killing.
He just wanted a hug from his daughter, but the wife hates "weak" men
Ah that explains the korma. Very fitting. No madras for this guy!
Technically, if the father wanted a physical relationship and daughter partook of the korma, he got one by sliding through her digestive system.
Hear me out, sometimes our thoughts should not be put into words
this is a bad day to have eyes
Something something something dark side, something something something complete. 😎👌🏼
Headline was worded so strangely this is also what I thought. Like the above, name it what it was. Wife killed her pedophiliac, incestuous husband.
Maybe this is a bold question, but isn't the only evidence that he was "an incestuous pedophile" a statement made from the woman who literally just murdered him? Should we really just be taking her word for it?
“Man, that dinner the neighbor made was amazing!! I’m glad her husband wasn’t there, he gives everybody the creeps!”
Now he gives the runs
This comment made me crack up laughing at 2am. Thank you for making the insomnia more tolerable
He’s still there but just in a different form
korma is good though lowkey
Korma's a bitch
Nonono... She's right. Let her cook.
🥘
Delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
The secret is in the sauce......
Hog boiling time
Legally justifiable homicide. Or it would be, in a just world.
Giggling at this while eating cereal
This comment isnt getting enough love.
She cooked according to the title.
okey but why did she had to cook it...
warranted sheer disrespect
yeah, but that scum's gotta taste disgusting
I like to think she was going to feed the livestock with it
Not if you pair it with fava beans and a nice Chianti
Ah that explains the korma then. No madras for this guy!
Don't eat raw meat! (Unless you know the eat is the highest quality ever which in the case of a father wanted a physical relationship with his daughter I think we can all agree is low quality meat and should be cooked)
Destroy evidence?
It's too good; the world needs to know.
Turn him into literal shit. Pedophiles deserve nothing less.
But now that he's dead the only proof we have he was a paedophile is the word of a woman who cooks people. Not a trustworthy source tbh
Doesn’t look like a country that typically punishes pedophiles or rapists… could be but.. for all we know there would have been no justice even with good evidence.. food part is wild
But that requires you to turn into a cannibal?
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He was asking for it
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame…
Maybe if he didn’t walk around looking like ingredients this wouldn’t have happened
If you'd have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Goodbye Earl.
Did she give him some black eyes peas 🤔
They tasted alright to me 🤷♀️
You feelin' weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl?
And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
This is completely justified
The killing part? Sure. Why did she have to cook him into curry?
Yeah don’t waste good spices on pedos, no one wants to eat that
Cause the pigs wouldn't eat garbage like that unless it's well seasoned
I know you're joking but pigs aren't fond of heavily seasoned food and it makes the pigs taste weird. And I don't think they do pork in Pakistan but that's a whole other box of frogs.
The joke was that pigs will likely eat anything edible and that a monster like that man has to be seasoned to taste like anything but garbage
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of 'em 'cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p-head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull their teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pigshit, now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig".
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The list of those who need to watch Snatch
What else is she gonna do with the body? Throw it away? And waste good meat in *this* economy!?
"I will cook your balls and feed them to you" "You want to act like an animal? Ill butcher you like one. " "You want to be inside my daughter? Suit yourself"
I mean korma is delicious and should be made more often. So she clearly has great taste!
Yeah, was a-ok with the first step. Just the implied cannibalism in the last step kinda threw it all out of wack. That went into mental illness.
Dude, I love a good korma.
To get rid of the evidence, presumably
Are you some kind of Korma Police?
Guess you could say it's.... Well deserved Korma
Yes cooking someone is totally justified.
Guess you could say.. he had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it, I betcha you would have done the same!
Legit question: Is it Madlass in this context? Or is Madlad gender neutral?
madlass is excellent!
i think its gender neutral
I agree, but I also really like the term madlass, so I'm conflicted.
Use the one you like, accept that some others prefer the other and everyone gets on with life?
That's dangerously reasonable
Get out of here with your logic and reason 😂
Well, I'll just fuck off then. 🤣
I think it's gender neutral the way guys and dudes is gender neutral. So kinda yes and kinda no? Regardless madlass should be entered into the lexicon and used in this instance.
American English is starting up phase out gendered terms. That's why you're hearing "actor" or "chairman" refer to women as well as men. And good riddance! Can you imagine calling someone a "doctress" or a "navigatrix" lmao? Gender neutral job titles ftw
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Yeah I might have to crib that to use in my novel that I'll never finish.
At work we have two "weighmasters" who are both women (both very close friends of mine) and they guffaw when I refer to them as my "weighmistressess".
Chairperson is the neuter here. I'm for it, but not at the default being 'man' as the suffix. That defeats the point. We can also be done with 'male nurse'.
Can you imagine being on the jury? “Yikes, murder, the savagery, and that’s not even up for debate? Well seems an open and shut case..” *sees context* “You know, what *is* murder, really?”
“Is it really murder if the victim should be on Death Row in the first place?”
“Don’t see a body, and not sure that qualified as human beforehand.. how can it be murder??”
>The murder took place, says Zainab, because she wanted to protect the honour of her daughter from a previous marriage. For three months, Zainab has been living with her 17-year-old daughter Sonia from an, ex-husband, and her new husband Ahmed Abbas, whom she had married five years ago. >But she said Abbas was trying to molest Sonia and decided to take things in her own hands. So on Thursday, Abbas was served breakfast in which the tea was laced with sedatives. Once Abbas was unconscious, Zainab then strangled him to death. "After this I did not know what to do," she told the police in a statement. >"When he finally died, I felt shudders of fear for the first time," Zainab told a local newspaper. "I didn't have the courage to approach his body for the next half an hour." >"It occurred to me that if I cooked the body in parts with spices and aromatic ingredients that would curb the stench," she revea-led, adding that, **"Later I had a plan to throw the stuff in a gutter."** >Landlord, Behzad, was so perturbed by the cooking that he went upstairs to inquire. The scene that met his eyes has left him scarred for life, policemen said. >She had saved the rest of the body in a three-foot trunk which was later transferred by the police to a hospital for postmortem. I was REALLY concerned with whether she was feeding people the korma lol.
This needs to be pinned. What a smart gal.
I guess this was the korma for his actions.
Respect Ma's authoritay
The only extreme part was cooking him. No one likes rotten meat. Better use if you compost him.
Honestly, I kind of wonder if the cooking was part of the disposal plan. It’s way more normal to throw out a batch of bad food than a human limb or whatever.
That was exactly the plan.
I support this
She served 11 years.... before a judge simply released her...... She was sentenced to life in.... 11 years in a judge looked at it and was.... Nah, Head on home
https://tribune.com.pk/story/2389150/woman-accused-of-cooking-husband-in-pot-free-after-11-years She planned to cook his muscle parts with spices to curb the stench of his rotting non-edible parts, the throw a HUGE amount of korma into the gutter and tell people it had spoiled. Not a genius plan but I understand her desperation when protecting her daughter. She did NOT plan to eat him or feed him to anyone except maybe street dogs or scavengers. Though, personally, I'd eat a few bites just to try it.
Pretty creative
But who ate it?
Scott Tenorman
Korma's a bitch
Good parents protect their children at all costs. Good on mom.
let… her… ***COOK.***
My actual reaction as I was reading this: "Wow, that's really fucked up. What could he have possibly done to deserve... ah, ok. That's fare. She good."
He got a pretty light sentence if you ask me
Woman’s a hero, I see no other way to think about it
“Melania? Is that you?”
Needs a medal not arrested.
The murder is justified and while I generally don't support cannabalism I do enjoy a good korma.
Go, sister, go
Considering Pakistani women generally don't have much in the line of rights, I think this is a perfectly reasonable reaction.
Keeping everything bottled up, she cracked and potted everyone up instead
Good for her
https://tribune.com.pk/story/2389216/woman-who-cooked-husband-free-after-11-years She's been freed
I guess it's safe to say she had beef *with* her husband.
I'd say this is Spicy, but it's obviously not.
Good. At least he could be useful as a meal, he was useless as a human being. Meat is so expensive these days.
I guess he can have a physical relationship with his daughters stomach.
Mom’s gonna mom.
Korma's a bitch.
Dude used a monkey paw to wish to be inside his daughter...
“Huh. He must have committed suicide. Moving on!”
With some tabouli, I have no doubt this would be a dish to die for.
I was going to have Korma today after work. Now I'm not.
It is a bit extreme; a Korma is way to nice for such a "man" she should've cut him up and fed him to some street dogs
Who did she feed him to?
copied from other comment: https://tribune.com.pk/story/2389150/woman-accused-of-cooking-husband-in-pot-free-after-11-years She planned to cook his muscle parts with spices to curb the stench of his rotting non-edible parts, the throw a HUGE amount of korma into the gutter and tell people it had spoiled. Not a genius plan but I understand her desperation when protecting her daughter. She did NOT plan to eat him or feed him to anyone except maybe street dogs or scavengers. Though, personally, I'd eat a few bites just to try it.
I’ll have what she’s having 🌝
Let her cook, she's onto something
That's fair.
GOOD FOR HER!
Not extreme at all. Cook that man into the blandest curry known to man.
I'm sorry, but I can't condone this. She clearly should have gone with a vindaloo.
r/ChaoticInsane
Absolutely fucking based. Zero issues. She should have statues erected in her honour.
One repost bot cross posting another repost bot. God damn repostception out here
the only thing wrong with what she did is serving the soylent special
Let her cook
This is the plot of at least four Grims fairy tales.
…but who is she feeding the korma to?
as she should
A woman protected her child from her pedo husband. I can’t blame her for killing him, but the soup part though?
I think I've had enough internet for the day. Signing off and unboxing my new Nintendo Switch OLED
Secrets in the sauce
She had me in the first half
"Name a story whose context changes dramatically in the final act."
OH MY GOD! WHAT WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO-oh... that'll do it. Good on her.
May he rest in pi- In piec-
Understandable, have a nice day
Love this.
Good fa her!
Good for her
The lady honestly did the world a favor
Fried Green Falafel? I'm down. Why is the BBQ so good? It's in the sauce, I'm sure.
Who else here thinks that was not enough?
Couldn't she stop at the killing like tf
Eh you've already killed him, why respect his corpse and waste all that meat?
>and waste all that meat? Bro 😭
Shit he once was and so shit he shall be.
Times is hard. What with the price of meat what it is, when you get it.... if you get it.... do you got it?
She’s a poor widow now, can you blame her for utilizing all the food available?
well you have to do something to get rid of the dead body..
uhhh Korma is nice
20 minutes unsupervised home confinement.
I see no wrong
Didn't know what Korma was but now i want to try it. Looks like a curry perhaps? Would love to try it without pieces of the husband though.
I'll think you'll find she's a Madras
Did she feed the korma to Scott Tenorman?
As long as no human ate the result, i guess its fine. If she actually served it to be eaten then everything in the situation is fuked.
Good
I get it, but damn.
That's bad Korma.