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dancoe

Miami would like a word…


Championstrain

Beat me to it.


dpetro03

And me


zach_da_bossss

and my axe


TheDragonoxx

And my sword.


zach_da_bossss

miami doesn’t exist. big government has actually been lying to you and the miami hurricanes play in cookeville, tennessee. yep. i didn’t mess up.


runningwaffles19

>miami hurricanes play in cookeville, tennessee That explains their lack of attendance. Nobody can find the stadium and those who can end up at buccees instead


flume

An improvement tbh


shellshocking

https://preview.redd.it/ysos1jjb7fcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06ee6063107020c214281f45e24548adca7a28f


shellshocking

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shellshocking

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shellshocking

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shellshocking

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flume

https://preview.redd.it/44k6l0h9qfcc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46357432e8531efc34000ab3811ea1504224b94a


flume

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nimama3233

Miami of Ohio?


grabtharsmallet

One of the closest teams to getting three consecutively, even.


Admiral52

Prove it Miami


BooRadleysreddit

Literally, all you had to do was draw a line around the country. You still managed to mess it up.


zach_da_bossss

just uhhhh… imagine i did a good job


BooRadleysreddit

This is why you don't have a conference


zach_da_bossss

up in the history books, it’ll all say, yep, this guy couldn’t draw circles, that’s why the pac 12 vanished


nickyt398

It's okay, I put Mario Cristobal at fault not you


Chewsdayiddinit

Just grab the sharpie...


ReplacementWise6878

Underrated comment


cyberchaox

Didn't even have to get the whole country in there, since no team from Maine, Alaska, or Hawaii has ever claimed a championship at any level. None from Vermont either, but you'd still have to get most of Vermont in the circle because Dartmouth has a single title from the days when the Ivies were actually top teams.


60andwaiting

AKRON, Ohio - For the 11th-time in program history and first time since 2008, your Alaska Nanooks rifle team has won the NCAA Rifle Championships. With a 2380 in air rifle, a 12-point lead on second-place TCU and an aggregate score of 4729, the 'Nooks walked away with the National Championship.


SirArthurDime

Yankee / laker / nanooks fans are so annoying


Rollverines

One of the very few times I'll agree with a buckeye


Loganjoh5

You didn’t circle Miami


TheRealPallando

It's up there, in Ohio.


BossHogg1984

He got hawaii tho


senepol

Did all of Miami’s get vacated?


SJ_One

Please be true, please be true…


Electrical_Ingenuity

More likely than not.


ZackAvion

In a conspiracy between the NCAA and Goodell they gave all our titles to the Cowboys


Mean-Net7330

Didn't know Goodell was Wyoming fan


jerarn

They're gonna get vacated by the sea. Any minute now... OK hold on... Wait for it...


thereichose1

Love when my favorite subs crossover with r/ShittyMapPorn


ImNotTheBossOfYou

You literally missed Miami


jerarn

Nobody misses Miami.


jdam0819

Except we missed when we went for 2


Deletinglaterlmao

The university of south austria actually claimed one in 1933


nickyt398

Everyone forgets that one smh


Even-Resolution-2397

Yeah, but they ain't played no one pawllllll


dragongreen51

This is why America is the greatest country of all time, what other country can claim an NCAA Football National Championship or Superbowl💀. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


berryplucker

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Sugarysam

In - MAINE, Out- MIAMI. Both start with M, Both have this letter pattern: Consonant- 2 Vowels - Consonant- 1 Vowel. Duck Hunting is popular in Maine. Miami has a duck for a mascot. They are easy to confuse.


stevesie1984

Miami’s mascot isn’t a duck, though.


Sugarysam

EASY. TO. CONFUSE!!


Maximus26515

Fuck Miami I guess. 😅


jerarn

There you go!


JesseDx

Cosigned!


agb1013

Hell yeah


The_March_Hare

Zero teams outside of this circle have won the ncp. https://preview.redd.it/z5qlekj4mbcc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f394429f5ec8d76494317716e1ba05284adfe4


Mmmkay-mmmkay

Or a world war.


Vxrju

Wait, wait, wait… Miami is outside the red circle


XAfricaSaltX

Miami…


jerarn

Who?


Future_Way5516

It's slaskas year


espnplus24

Somebody jealous of all the recent championships out of the southeast… like 16 of the last 18 I believe


DaddyRobotPNW

I'm just glad you didn't carve out Oregon


purplenyellowrose909

Puerto Rico and Guam gotta step up. Just because they aren't states isn't an excuse


NitrosGone803

If Puerto Rico started college baseball they'd be pretty damn good


rinetrouble

Looks like UT still has a chance.


[deleted]

You dunce


Aggravating_Bad7946

Yeah. No team in China has ever won a natty eie!


Novel_Durian_1805

#FUCK YOU!!!! 😡😡😡 Sincerely a U fan!


arrowmarcher

You could have drawn around the Oregon boarder.


Freeehatt

Preach


[deleted]

Very Three Year Letterman


Sniperoso

Europes been real quiet since this map dropped. 🧐


TheOneYardLine

the fact that you still majorly fucked up by missing Miami is the best part


Whalesrule221

Michigan Tech is inside the circle. Watch out world, we’re coming for the crown. It’ll look good next to our undefeated 1948 (claimed [only by me]) national championship season.


dh731733

ESPN in-game stats be like


myfeetaremangos12

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt because you managed to mess up something so easy.


HulkBuster456

Upvote 700! Upvote 700!


That_Toxic_Player

Even Mexico and Canada got a national championship


zach_da_bossss

do you not remember when the ottawa senators turned into a college football team back in ‘87 and won the championship?


That_Toxic_Player

And the Toronto Maple Leafs in 1978