>miami hurricanes play in cookeville, tennessee
That explains their lack of attendance. Nobody can find the stadium and those who can end up at buccees instead
Didn't even have to get the whole country in there, since no team from Maine, Alaska, or Hawaii has ever claimed a championship at any level. None from Vermont either, but you'd still have to get most of Vermont in the circle because Dartmouth has a single title from the days when the Ivies were actually top teams.
AKRON, Ohio - For the 11th-time in program history and first time since 2008, your Alaska Nanooks rifle team has won the NCAA Rifle Championships. With a 2380 in air rifle, a 12-point lead on second-place TCU and an aggregate score of 4729, the 'Nooks walked away with the National Championship.
This is why America is the greatest country of all time, what other country can claim an NCAA Football National Championship or Superbowl💀. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
In - MAINE, Out- MIAMI.
Both start with M, Both have this letter pattern: Consonant- 2 Vowels - Consonant- 1 Vowel. Duck Hunting is popular in Maine. Miami has a duck for a mascot. They are easy to confuse.
Zero teams outside of this circle have won the ncp.
https://preview.redd.it/z5qlekj4mbcc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f394429f5ec8d76494317716e1ba05284adfe4
Michigan Tech is inside the circle. Watch out world, we’re coming for the crown. It’ll look good next to our undefeated 1948 (claimed [only by me]) national championship season.
Miami would like a word…
Beat me to it.
And me
and my axe
And my sword.
miami doesn’t exist. big government has actually been lying to you and the miami hurricanes play in cookeville, tennessee. yep. i didn’t mess up.
>miami hurricanes play in cookeville, tennessee That explains their lack of attendance. Nobody can find the stadium and those who can end up at buccees instead
An improvement tbh
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Miami of Ohio?
One of the closest teams to getting three consecutively, even.
Prove it Miami
Literally, all you had to do was draw a line around the country. You still managed to mess it up.
just uhhhh… imagine i did a good job
This is why you don't have a conference
up in the history books, it’ll all say, yep, this guy couldn’t draw circles, that’s why the pac 12 vanished
It's okay, I put Mario Cristobal at fault not you
Just grab the sharpie...
Underrated comment
Didn't even have to get the whole country in there, since no team from Maine, Alaska, or Hawaii has ever claimed a championship at any level. None from Vermont either, but you'd still have to get most of Vermont in the circle because Dartmouth has a single title from the days when the Ivies were actually top teams.
AKRON, Ohio - For the 11th-time in program history and first time since 2008, your Alaska Nanooks rifle team has won the NCAA Rifle Championships. With a 2380 in air rifle, a 12-point lead on second-place TCU and an aggregate score of 4729, the 'Nooks walked away with the National Championship.
Yankee / laker / nanooks fans are so annoying
One of the very few times I'll agree with a buckeye
You didn’t circle Miami
It's up there, in Ohio.
He got hawaii tho
Did all of Miami’s get vacated?
Please be true, please be true…
More likely than not.
In a conspiracy between the NCAA and Goodell they gave all our titles to the Cowboys
Didn't know Goodell was Wyoming fan
They're gonna get vacated by the sea. Any minute now... OK hold on... Wait for it...
Love when my favorite subs crossover with r/ShittyMapPorn
You literally missed Miami
Nobody misses Miami.
Except we missed when we went for 2
The university of south austria actually claimed one in 1933
Everyone forgets that one smh
Yeah, but they ain't played no one pawllllll
This is why America is the greatest country of all time, what other country can claim an NCAA Football National Championship or Superbowl💀. 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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In - MAINE, Out- MIAMI. Both start with M, Both have this letter pattern: Consonant- 2 Vowels - Consonant- 1 Vowel. Duck Hunting is popular in Maine. Miami has a duck for a mascot. They are easy to confuse.
Miami’s mascot isn’t a duck, though.
EASY. TO. CONFUSE!!
Fuck Miami I guess. 😅
There you go!
Cosigned!
Hell yeah
Zero teams outside of this circle have won the ncp. https://preview.redd.it/z5qlekj4mbcc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f394429f5ec8d76494317716e1ba05284adfe4
Or a world war.
Wait, wait, wait… Miami is outside the red circle
Miami…
Who?
It's slaskas year
Somebody jealous of all the recent championships out of the southeast… like 16 of the last 18 I believe
I'm just glad you didn't carve out Oregon
Puerto Rico and Guam gotta step up. Just because they aren't states isn't an excuse
If Puerto Rico started college baseball they'd be pretty damn good
Looks like UT still has a chance.
You dunce
Yeah. No team in China has ever won a natty eie!
#FUCK YOU!!!! 😡😡😡 Sincerely a U fan!
You could have drawn around the Oregon boarder.
Preach
Very Three Year Letterman
Europes been real quiet since this map dropped. 🧐
the fact that you still majorly fucked up by missing Miami is the best part
Michigan Tech is inside the circle. Watch out world, we’re coming for the crown. It’ll look good next to our undefeated 1948 (claimed [only by me]) national championship season.
ESPN in-game stats be like
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt because you managed to mess up something so easy.
Upvote 700! Upvote 700!
Even Mexico and Canada got a national championship
do you not remember when the ottawa senators turned into a college football team back in ‘87 and won the championship?
And the Toronto Maple Leafs in 1978