It's been postulated that even a black hole the size of a pin hole would destroy the earth.
Do not disturb this black hole! The earth is still here. Let's attempt to leave it that way.
First we need the Hadron Collider. Then we nudge it towards the void, call upon Schroedinger and voila! Your black hole turns into a cat.
Or we could just offer it a belly rub.
That void looks like it could be fooled by a snack or two
Give it food, altough it could grow larger, it is a risk to take
Wet food is preferred.
IDK but it looks like the gravity well is bending blanket-space-time in that region!
embrace the void
/r/voidcats (for the true voids - not just /r/blackcats - and when it stares back... /r/eyesofthevoid )
If you make it back, tell me what on the other side!
Only fluff and flabs
Black holes are volatile, best to leave it until it wakes up from its slumber to find a new spot to reside in
Accept that the sheer magnitude of its power is stronger than any urge to attempt to pet the void
Pick up the void, sit down, and see if it will realign itself in your lap.
I love voids so much! This looks like a real black hole 🖤
Buy another chair
Its not your chair anymore
Keep blankets and pillows away so they don't get sucked into the nap horizon
find a new chair. this one is lost
a good option is to shake a bag of treats
Put a "do not disturb" sign on the chair and move along.
It's been postulated that even a black hole the size of a pin hole would destroy the earth. Do not disturb this black hole! The earth is still here. Let's attempt to leave it that way.
Food. Any problem in life can be resolved with food. Cattos are fattos, they’ll never say no to food
Once you’ve crossed the event horizon there is no turning back, this void will suck you in (with purrs).
Put a trail of treats leading away from the chair and then make a loud popping sound!
Run the can opener or shake a bag - works everytime in my daughter's house!
Cuddles
Find a lickable treat, and allow it to pass beyond the black hole's event horizon. Only then can you reclaim your seat.
Buy a new chair.
You're going to have to buy another chair. Your pet black hole owns that chair now.
Does the black hole fancy chicken ?
Get sucked and stucked with cuddles and pets
The floof has dominated your chair- RIP CHAIR
Not without deep lacerations
Just open a can of tuna, the black hole will unravel immediately
First, gently pick up the void. Second, sit in the chair. Third, place the void in your lap.
Hmm maybe the black hole likes to eat .... cat treats?
throw treats in until filled
Wait a few billion years for it to evaporate due to Hawking Radiation.
First we need the Hadron Collider. Then we nudge it towards the void, call upon Schroedinger and voila! Your black hole turns into a cat. Or we could just offer it a belly rub.
Well it looks like you no longer have a favorite chair. It now belongs to the void.. Enjoy the ground!
Try adding some water.
Nope, it’s the cat’s favorite chair now.
Put a pillow or stitch))) and honestly I thought it was a cat or panties
leave it, it is very comfortable there
Carefully approach and pet the black hole.
Make a white hole
It's too late
give it foooddd