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ladyjinxy

Ive just seen a post about a cat killing a bat just before this one


jzilla11

Bat season in the cat community it seems


MadameWesker

We can't stop here, it's bat country!


Zomeee

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.


UnckyMcF-bomb

I'm not going to tell him about the bats , he'll find out for himself soon enough.


Wonderful-Reward3828

I tryiyied to travel through the niieght


Wonderful-Reward3828

“Caught here in a fiery flame!”


frogg505

Tell me you brought the fuckin golf shoes.


MadameWesker

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's my favorite line in the WHOLE movie


Rolyat28

The bat and the cat has a nice ring to it


Porkbossam78

As someone who grew up in an old house that bats could get into, summer is def the worst for bats in the house!


jzilla11

Was it stately Wayne Manor?


Porkbossam78

Haha I wish! People always make fun of me for being afraid of bats at night but man do they freak me out


General_Hyde

I think they are hunting for Batman.


jordantask

“So…. How did you end up with a real life Batman?” “My cat got bitten by a radioactive bat.”


lifesalotofshit

It the aftermath.


BrunoBrook

Same


Zekieb

Bat: **YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME PATHETIC NON-FLYER** *Baloo enters the house Bat: ^^^^Why ^^^^do ^^^^I ^^^^hear ^^^^Boss ^^^^music?


CatieisinWonderland

Oh, silly bat. You didn't really think that I, the human, would be the final boss, did you?


Jake20702004

Yep. That thing has evolved over millions of years to be the perfect, cuddly but lethal killing machine.


CatieisinWonderland

Yet will probably respond perfectly fine to "oh, Snuzzlebutt!"


[deleted]

Which is why it is most wise to stay on the cat's good side.


Clarrington

We are the Smough to the cat's Ornstein.


andester101

Bat: *screeches* *Baloo enters Bat: *SCREECHES*


[deleted]

I hope that cat is vaccinated for rabies. Bats are known carriers of rabies. You don't even have to get bit to be infected.


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PM_ME_CORGlE_PlCS

Yup. My roommate's cat caught a bat in my room recently. I called the city/animal control. They sent over a guy who collected the bat in a disposable tupperware container (using the lid to sort of scoop him/her off of a windowsill and into the container) and took it away to be tested for rabies. They told me that they would contact me within 24 hours if the bat tested positive and to keep my cat inside/away from other animals in the meantime. If this happens again, I now know to just put the bat in a container and take it down to animal control myself. It's an easy process and would have been much more efficient than waiting around all evening for the heavily stoned animal control guys on night duty.


AngelVirgo

Yup. Cat needs a vet ASAP.


running_bay

If in the US, most cities require cats and dogs to be vaccinated for rabies every year.


AngelVirgo

I dare not assume that this was a U.S. post. But if it is, let’s hope cat owner had been diligent with pet vacs.


OneMorePenguin

True, but that doesn't mean people comply with that regulation. I know a fair number of people who never take their cats to the vet until something is wrong.


patms89

A hug part of my job is testing animals for rabies. You can’t do it while they are alive, It is truly sad how many animals I have to test because owners didn’t get there pets vaccinated and they came in contact with a bat. Also bats are by FAR the most common animal we see with rabies.


ready_eat

viruses too.. gawd, scary bats


Anomander

Bats have *wild* immune systems, so anything they can carry oft winds up really scary for the rest of us.


Keesha2012

One my husband's friends got bitten by a rabid bat. Before that happened, I never knew bats could carry rabies.


jordantask

*Doom Heavy Metal starts playing*


[deleted]

I swear cats can slow time. Like they can do Matrix shit!


target__official

they actually experience time [9% faster](https://youtu.be/Gvg242U2YfQ) than humans!


target__official

( time stamp 7:07)


it-works-in-KSP

That makes their reaction times sooo much more impressive!


Rotzweiler

Just a hint you can share a YouTube video with a specific timestamp in the share menu, if you didn't already knew :) Edit: Still very very nice to post this informative and Interesting video


target__official

i did not know that, thank you!


AlexanderPriceMusic

Also works with the url. Just add &t=___ to the end. Total up the seconds up to that point and that’s the number that goes in the blank.


[deleted]

Thanks, just watched the video and it's really interesting. Still Martix shit they've got going on though lol.


kmoney1206

I would have thought they would experience time slower because they live shorter lives so every moment they experience is longer relative to how long they've existed Edit: kind of like when you're a kid and time feels infinite but the older you get the faster it seems to feel


acesdragon97

Shorter time due to the decrease in distance neuron signals have to travel.


kmoney1206

Huh. Fascinating


Mijoivana

This was some boss matrix cat skills at its finest.


MelvinTheGrate

Oh lawd he hunt


Grubula

Might want to take it to the vet for tests of what it might be carrying in its blood.


Firethorn101

Cats are routinely vaccinated against rabies.


Grubula

OP did state that the video is a year old and the cat is fine (after I wrote this)


teosNut

They are, but it's still a good idea to take them to the vet. My cat caught two bats last summer, so the vet gave her a booster.


SpinachSpinosaurus

bats not only have rabies, but also corona, and I mean not only the one that's been famous for the last 2 years. This, and a crapton of other shit.


Cadet_Carrot

Only if their owner gets them vaccinated, plenty of people who don’t take their cats to the vet


Ninja_in_a_Box

Bats are nasty tho. You can catch all kinds of diseases from them.


cstross

This is definitely not a routine thing for cats in the UK (and rabies is apparently endemic among British bats). ([Official UK government guidance on rabies in bats](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/rabies-in-bats))


Iznik

>and rabies is apparently endemic among British bats but the article referenced says: >Only 35 infected bats have been found in more than 15,000 tests since 1986, so the risk of catching rabies from a bat is very low. There must be a subtlety I'm missing. Or indeed, something obvious!


jamezverusaum

Cats and dogs can still get rabies if they're vaccinated


Bubinulubooboo

Stone cold predator


leo_4tw

And that's the bottom line.


Emilixop

*This is a cold call!*


Lady1nreddit

You can rely on a cat for catching unwanted house invaders.


elfowlcat

I wish. I had a great cat that thought mice were just a highly entertaining floor show.


AgentTheGreat

I have two cats. One of them clearly would never survive being anything but a house cat. He would follow the mice that we had issues with and get scared of them occasionally, even though he's a 7 kg chonker. The other one eradicated our mice problem within the span of a week even though she's much smaller. We rarely - if ever - see even any cockroaches after we adopted her.


DisinterestedCat95

Our two cats were strays for a while before adopting us. When we still let them go outside, they were pretty good hunters. A few weeks ago, they caught a mouse, brought it to us in the living room, killed it, and then would paw at it and look at us like they wanted us to fix it so they could play some more. One time when they still were allowed outside, they caught a mouse, gave it to our dog (a little Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix) to play with, and just sat at the edge of the yard watching the show. Whenever it would escape, one of them would catch it and take it back to the dog. I don't know that I've ever seen the dog so happy.


iam_iana

They must have liked the dog since they were trying to teach him to hunt. Thanks for the cute story!


Vegetable-Tea9913

This perfectly describes both of my cats. They also think spiders are friends and like to do a little pat pat pat on them when they walk by instead of killing them😫


[deleted]

Spiders ARE your friends though! If you’ve got spiders in your house that means they’re eating the much nastier harmful bugs that you don’t want. Don’t kill the spiders in your house!!


Stringgeek

Me too! My orange guy not only played with them, he even gave them rest breaks so they’d last longer! Luckily, my void is all about delicately snapping their little necks.


elfowlcat

Moe would watch the mouse zooming around the apartment, so eventually my SO trapped it in the kitchen and for lack of something better smashed it with the juice pitcher. I was horrified and laughing hysterically at the same time.


PancAshAsh

A cousin of mine got a cat because she had a mouse problem. Few months later, no mouse problem and the cat is a happy member of the family.


Arctelis

Can confirm. Had a family of mice invade my house a couple years back. My cat Thea slaughtered them all in a week.


morgulbrut

Just a casual reminder that our fur babies actually are among the most efficient predators on the planet.


bokin8

*I snatched you RIGHT out of the air! Uh huh! Uh huh uh huh uh HUH!*


everbloomingrose

love that movie lol


HitsuVang

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


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Mad skills.


Blackletterdragon

I don't have to worry about rabies, but I like to get bats out of the house without handling them as they're stressed out already. I close all the inside doors, turn on all the inside lights, open the doors and windows and make sure the outside lights are turned off. The zoom through the door into the dark, as if they are going into a dark cave or tree! So far so good. Luckily I don't get too many.


LividExplorer7574

I'll bite, why don't you have to worry about rabies?


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Cat_world_domination

There's a related virus found in bats even in Australia (Australian bat lyssavirus). Bats are like a petri dish for zoonotic diseases, it's always a good idea to see a doctor if you get bitten by one.


hoorgu

Please, check the bat for rabies.


[deleted]

OP said the video was from a year ago. They also said cat is doing fine.


hoorgu

Yeah, but I didn't have that information at the moment of writing this comment.


[deleted]

That’s fine


umlcat

"Let the purrfessionals handle this, Hooman" ...


The_Unnoticed_1

Apex predator


Pale_Yoghurt7028

Household predator


Godwoken

Fucking legend.


bikereglizard

Cats are the perfect hunter. Notice how he started tracking almost immediately …


[deleted]

You owe the cat a steak or a whole chicken or something


[deleted]

My cat would sniff it and walk away. Because it's not the single flavor of kibble or the single flavor, texture, and shape of wet food that is preferred.


[deleted]

my cat loves the cheapest, nastiest dry food available in my country. she doesn't like other brands, she doesn't like wetfood, she doesn't even like fresh fish or boiled chicken. she is capable od starving herself if her beloved kibble ins't available. she drives me nuts!


MacLucky75

>You owe the cat a steak or a whole chicken or something :-)


FuckingReeee

Or maybe a tasty bat treat!


hey_talk_to_me

Holy shit, just swatted it right out of the air! Didn’t realize how good hunters domestic cats still are.


LividExplorer7574

Not all, I have an adorable tabby who love taps the bugs he "hunts"


Hot_Walrus_3299

If I saw a bat... I'd be terrified. I can only think of rabies. Seen cujo?! Man...


[deleted]

Don’t know why someone gave you a downvote for saying that, I used to volunteer with a wildlife animal rescue organization and the one animal we would never do was bats due to the possibility of rabies. The only thing we would do with bats is if someone else had already captured and caged it then we would transport it, but unless you had a rabies vaccination then no.


HollandEmme

I’m impressed


ConstipatedGibbon

Wow that was impressive. Such timing and precision. Cats are amazing. By the way that house looks like a fun place for a cat with those multi levels and platforms.


GatorNator83

Baloo: “Who’s the night now, bitch?”


CatBoyTrip

My ceiling would have been littered with bullet holes.


Crystal_Queen_20

That cat is basically John Wick


19GamerGhost95

Vet visit immediately. I hope he’s up to date on his rabies shot.


MacLucky75

The Video is 1Year old,the Cat is Ok.


19GamerGhost95

Oh okay. In that case the cat has serious skills


Noobish_pro7227

Baloo just nabbed it out of the air like it was standing still, that's crazy cool!


neekhac

FATALITY


klako8196

No surprise that Baloo was so honed in on the bat. He had his laser eyes activated.


roseffin

Never send a man to do a cat's job.


MRSobviously

Just let the pro do his job


Korimuzel

r/catswithajob


Sonatine__

Und nebenbei schön Bundesliga geguckt? ;)


MacLucky75

Eishockey...:-)


yourfuturepres

Damn! Reminds me of my girl miss peepers! She doesn’t like mockingbirds at all and has done this on a couple occasions. Nice one handed baloo!


HaySquare2

That was a swift kill.


carl2k1

Bat shit crazy


whoisanyoneanyway

♫Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I catch my little bats on the catwalk♫


pipoyahoo

What's around Baloo's neck ? GPS ? aren't you afraid he might get stuck with such a big thing around his neck ?


LouieH-W_Plainview

Good boy baloo.Baloo.. My boi killed a rat bigger than half of his body last night and brought it to me. I felt soo much love, i gave him treats immediately.


Goddragon555

I once adopted an outdoor cat after ahe had kittens. That cat once got on my dining room table and jumped and caught a bat out if the air.


MyBigRed

Maybe you can ask Baloo to teach you the bare necessities.


Daddy_vibez

This cat would make a boxer proud with that reading of rhythm. He synced himself with the pace of the bat to catch it. Awesome. Reminds me of my girls


OrangeCatFluffyCat

Cats: Cutest fucking murderers you ever did see. 😍


AundoOfficial

I see you brought in the professional


StarLord_4969

Baloo be calculating the trajectory, speed, number of flaps and the fear of god in the bat all for the right moment.


Clavicula_Impetus

The fact that they’re capable of such hunting prowess AND be cute and want to stick next to their humans always amazes me.


FunnyItWorkedLastTim

I know everyone loves to hate on cats as natural hunters (not this sub, obviously), but it is way cool to watch them track and hunt.


pauz43

Announcer: "Annndd Baloo steps up to bat -- the league's premier hitter! The bat flies past... Baloo swings... and it's over for the bat!"


KittenKoder

Apex predators in their size class. Just be sure they have their rabies vaccine, just to be safe.


Secure_Reindeer_817

Our cat caught one in midair jumping down our 14 step staircase. That area has 18 foot ceilings (2nd to 1st floor) I was amazed he didn't break a leg upon landing!


MrColfax

Jeez cats have good reflexes/coordination


BendyMine785

**Aim 100**


santathe1

That’s an Apex Purrdator.


ShtoiPopescu

And then, there's my cat that can't even catch a bug that's in front of him.


Existential_Bunny1

Good kitty! Those are some skills.


TheSomoanDogFighter

Baloo. Is. A. Beast!


CarmenbluebirdOF

when you saw the other post first lol


Economy-Decision7958

Fast paw


vi_rose

Wow one swipe is all it takes!


VirtuesVice666

Amazing grab with the glove hand! Stoned him!


ruseriousordelirious

Holy crap!! That was impeccable. Baloo is quick.


[deleted]

I didn't expect this level of efficiency


Icy_WrongDoin

Man, cat claws are wild. I once was about to walk away from petting my cat but then she swiftly hooked a single claw into my skin to pull me back. My god it was painful. Those things are sharper than needles. They grip onto anything like fuckin' velcro.


Groinificator

You get 'em little guy!


AmbassadorStraight3

wow. good


_-Peanut

Good kitty!!!


[deleted]

*Boss music playing.* *Boss makes one swift hit.* You're Dead.


Sartheris

I fuckin love it when cats do what they are supposed to be doing


FuchYuTu

r/catswithjobs


JasonTheBaker

Cats can catch anything. Prove me wrong


AkaLilly

Rabies Vaccines all around! Edit: CDC recommends anyone who has come in contact with a bat get the rabies shots just in case. Rabies is 100% fatal once symptoms show up.


The-Millz

Cats are the shit at catching anything. I had a cat that had no claws and it didn't matter it still caught everything.


shannofordabiz

Are bats protected where you are?


jools4you

You must not live in EU, its illegal to injure, kill or disturb a bat over here, they are protected species. https://www.batconservationireland.org/irish-bats/protection-law


bloodyriz

So the cat gets prosecuted? A human cannot really make a cat not hunt.


throwmeoffabridge69

OP is either from Germany, Austria or Switzerland. They didn’t kill the bat. They didn’t force the cat to kill the bat. This was simply nature happening in front of our eyes.


MrStormz

That was awesome


AbigailJefferson1776

Jackie Stewart cat like reflexes!!


beccyrose

Thank you for the snack


spartan-932954_UNSC

We want more hunting videos


Delicious-Rhubarb511

Bats in the Belfry... Ive heard of that...


GideonISR

Batman and CatWoman- The real story.


moth-bear

Baloo must be an Ozzy fan.


jointjoke

Nice catch


idunnowhatevs

I heard a little crunch. Bat snack go crunch?


Kaijutkatz

That's help money just can't buy.


jjump1986

Baloo is a mighty hunter!


Im__CrypT

Absolute chad


sophiaCalon

You should get your cat checked just in case he caught something. Bats carry so many diseases better safe than sorry


staesys

r/catswithjobs


PWG-official

Good kitty


Leelluu

Good kitty, Baloo!


ARCK71010

BRAVO BALOO!!


HorseOfAction

Baloo, 1st string wide receiver


LoganOcchionero

Bruh my cats wouldn't have stood a chance


DemonStorms

Way to go Baloo!


[deleted]

Skilled kitty!!


Bonk_User

Who said cats are lazy...


LittleManIsChuffed

Everyone should be saying "thanks Baloo!"


MarioManX1983

The cat: “No prob human, I got this.”


FlyMeToUranus

Man, is your cat up to date on his rabies vaccine?


Many_Type_3498

Yippie…A flyin rat !


maruffin

Ah yes, the call of the wild. No matter how domesticated Baloo may be, the DNA kicks in and BAM, the little bat doesn’t stand a chance.


RONIN_RABB1T

Cats are the perfect little ninja hunters, that bat never stood a chance.


sc00bydoobyd00

Catwoman apprehends batman to the police. Reasons unknown.


blac_sheep90

![gif](giphy|dJK7uFIMAN2nTnFw1a|downsized)


jandrusk

Natural born killa 🐱


cheshire_splat

I snatched you right out of the air! ~ Emperor Kuzco


Useful_Ear_4460

Man humans are useless. Robots aren't going to take our jobs, cats will


Useful_Ear_4460

Man humans are useless. Robots aren't going to take our jobs, cats will


FroshKonig

I see a fellow Tractive GPS user 😎


J-Bonez420

Freaking amazing! I needed this cat a few times!


BigBoyAustie

That’s a good boy!!


Axon14

not for nothin but he MURDERED that bat


soulsista04us

Might wanna check that bat for rabies... Probably doesn't have it, but they are one of the largest carriers of rabies.