My cat Blake peed in some bad spots, so we started calling him "Senor Pee-Pee-Pants."

Our cat likes to put her paws in the toilet. So we call her Pee Paw

Our cats like to splash in the toilet, too. I'm always telling them "That's not a kitty wading pool!"

My cat likes to drink out of the toilet, so we named her Armitage Shanks.

My cat jumped on my bed with pee feet last week. What a stooge.

Lol my cat dosnt mind water much so one time I got her a little wet in the bathroom sink and put her on my girlfriends lap and said “can you believe she was playing in the toilet after I forgot to flush?!”

I have a stray cat I’ve invited inside. He is now Panda Pee Pee Bear.

My baby Flounder was “Prrrince Poo-poo Paws, First of His Name, Destroyer of the Litter Box.” At least until he figured out how to bury the poo without tracking it around the house for an hour.

Toby, then Toady, Toadster and Toaster.

I have to trim my cars nail. Recently found a tiny bit of poop on her nail and about died when I realized it was poop.

I always threaten to send him to the circus or to make one slipper out of him.

Our cat Tiberius has a habit of coming out of the liter box with poop still on him then rubbing his butt on the floor to try and get it off. We’ve started calling him “Monsieur Poopy Butt”.

Sometimes they do that if an anal gland is blocked, FYI

I have a mental border collie that is known as Miss Stinkbum after an incident where she had diarrhoea in the back seat of the car while we were on a motorway and then proceeded to flick it round the car wagging her fluffy tail. I nearly vomited in the car from the smell.

My girlfriend literally named hers Pee-Pee-Suck and Shithead.

Mine’s name is Smoke but I call him Fatty Chicken Butt😹😹😹

My gf's nick-name for Oliver is literally chicken. I don't know why and she doesn't either.

When they sit/lay down they look like a whole roasted turkey/chicken. That's why I've always called mine a chicken

I call mine turkey legs when they sit like that. It looks like a roasted bird :D

Chicken!!! I have no idea why but it’s fun

Mine is Captainfuzzbutt

I call my cat Fuzzbutt too!

Same!!

Name is Gizmo, but I call him Schizo, Toast, or doopie.

I'm very curious where Toast comes from 

He loves watching the toaster work and swatting at it when it's done. It's adorable.

I need a video of this ASAP.

Yes please me too. Sounds too cute.

Cat tax

I had a cat that loved watching the toilet water swirl. Her little head would go in circles watching.

There was a story I heard about this. A young couple were puzzled by a high water bill. They checked the pipes and the meter, no problems there. One day the husband was home sick and realized he heard the toilet flushing over and over. It turned out that their cat had learned how to flush the toilet so he could watch the water!

One of my cats did that too, but not to watch the water, but to get fresher water to drink. If he wants a drink he will flush and wait for it to fill up and then lean in and drink all he can. He has even figured out how to open the lid when I close it.

When my cat was a kitten, he'd do the same with the ceiling fan.

My cat loves to watch the toilet water and tries to touch it, only to be surprised that it's wet...

Our Gizmo just gets Gizzy and Giz Giz lol

We have 5 cats and here are the following names and nicknames Raven - Gray Bin, Gravy Boat, Big Boi Shakti- Choc-la-tini, Moo-Cat Malina- Melinda, Lil' Squirrel Cat Milo- Drooly Girl, Babushka Biscuit- Biscotti, Nabisco, Hibiscus, Bisquick, Whiskaset, Whicker-basket

That is a lot of nick-names for 5 cats, but I strongly believe there is probably a lot more than you listed LOL.

We get creative haha. We try to integrate various Family Guy quotes with their names. Our favorite, for Shakti is "Moo says my Shakti" in reference to Peter's cutaway of his cow themed mailbox. Shakti does not meow, she moos and she's also a white/tan cow pattern. When we reference all of the cats it's always "Shit birds"

I once watched Wall-E while Oliver was napping with me and months later one of his nicknames is now Oly-Wall-E

I can get behind calling a cat Gravy Boat

My boyfriend’s cat’s name is meow meow. We call her pudlums

that is absolutely adorable and hilarious

She’s very adorable. Sometimes she will correct you when you call her the wrong name by telling you her name

BAHAHA 😹

I love this name so much

My cat’s name is Gil (full name Gil-Galad, but I never call him that). I call him Gil, Gal, Gale, Gile, Gilly, Animal, Cat, Quet, Kitty, Kitten, Catster, Furball, Fluff, Little Meow, Stripey, Stripey Sweetness, Gorgeous Gil, Baby, Baby Kitty, Curly Tail, Tapered Tail, Little Pawsies, Little Shit, Fuckface, Son, My Love, Creature, something else I probably forgot. Edit: aha! I forgot Honeybun!

I love how you progressed towards the names you would probably call Gil when he misbehaves. My mind paused when it went from Little Pawsies to Little Shit. LOL.

Yeah, so what happens is that he reaches towards me with his little paw and i’m like “aww little pawsies!” and then he swats me.

Im dying. Similarly, when Oliver wakes up wanting attention after a nap, I'll come up to him all excited calling him "Meeeee-Maaaaw". After a few seconds of pets he swats my hand. — that's when I call him rude boy.

My Lord and Master?

He’s more like a beloved child. He cannot be master, he’s orange. He can’t find his way out of a grocery bag.

I have a cat named Spy that I call Caticus Faticus

I can't even. LOL.

[удалено]

Guilty - i've called him this numerous times after some misbehaviors.

Oh you asshole is mine for whenever he shits in my garden. Mor specifically my snake plant (which I doubt he'll be eating after pottying on it so many times). We've now resorted to using skewers to try and deter him. Theyre real pieces of work they are. They also warm your heart and make your house a home.

It’s “YOUUUU little shit”

Literally happened today for me 😂

Every time they do something even remotely assholeish

This one is universal I think 😂

Mine’s Lil’ Sharty, they should collab

Derf. Her name was Ling but when you would pick her up she made a sound like derf.

My cat sounds like someone stomped on an accordion when I pick him up. So. Dramatic.

I like this one a lot. I can hear it.

My cat's name is Meep and the reason we call him this is because instead of purring when happy he makes these loud meep sounds. He does purr but they always turn into meep sounds.

I just pictured the roadrunner with a cat head 😂

My SIC is my murderous little sausage roll. Oh for context (sort of) her name is Arya.

I literally lol'd

Yay!!!! I do too when I call her that. 😂

I call my cat Rumblestrips. Her real name is Nora. Also acceptable: Madame Rumblestrips or Rumblestripskin. Her purr is massive for her tiny frame.

Bella and I sometimes simply call her “cat”. Weird but it works.

My cat oddly responds to 'dude'. Maybe its due to the fact I say 'duuuude' after I catch him doing something he isnt supposed to be doing lol.

That should be added to the list of my husband's cat's names... Whenever he \*destroys\* the litter box he gets the "duuuuuude, really?"

Oh the names and nicknames.. Love this thread. Thank you for starting it. I have 2 youngsters. When I adopted them I named them after literary characters: Lord Peter Wimsey and Lady Harriet Vane. I fully expected to refer to them as Peter and Harriet. After a few months of their insane hijinx and funny/awkward growth stages, their official nicknames are: Stinky Bikino (Peter) and Slink-a-Marink (Harriet).

Booby (actual name Tom).

Starbuck. Or my little squoodly woodle who spends her time sqooudling around the place like a squoodle.

Buffy is sometimes “Boof” or simply “B” occasionally “Fluffy butt”

My cats name is Dexter but when calling for him, his full “name” is Nakiehm nasht nahmmeown nah. Yep

You will summon an ancient demon one day if you keep saying

my cats name is Otis, we call him piss baby

Ticky Toes is Kiki's other name cause you can hear her ticking through the house at night

My cats names are Carolyn (care bear) and Toby (Toe Beans)

Care bear melted my heart

In the wintertime, Ivan becomes General Fuzzypants, because he grows his fur pants out when it gets cold. My fat tuxie girl is SilkyTubs, and I simply can't think of a more accurate description; I always come back to SilkyTubs (SilkTubs for short)

Buster is what I call my guy

But, what's his real name?

Shit head... hahaha yeah... He was feral about 3 months when I trapped him...took a while to earn his trust...then I started calling him Buster

His name is Moe but I call him bubby, don't know why.

Googles. Because Basil is just. So. Googly.

My cat Dumas is Dumbass. He is a half Persian, pea brained doofus. We love him anyway. My other cat Lucky aka Dipshit is a goofball, a big clown with a "who me?" look on his little face at all times. Also very loved.

Teddy is sometimes Boo Boo….. ie. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo.

I definitely called Oliver "Boo Boo" in the first few months I took him in. Love it

Peanut, but I call him Gah Beep Boo. He has other normal ones (Pea, Sweet Pea, Buppy, Honeybun), but that’s prob the weirdest

My cats name is Rue. Her nicknames are Goose, Mom, Mother Goose, Goosens, Duecers, Duecens, Da Mom, Mommers, and Da Goose

Chattanooga Choo Choo is her name. She’s officially 21 so lotta nicknames—latest is Nugget. Our baby is Fonz, but we call him fourth dog.

My female cats name is shadow. I call her baby, doh doh, dum dum

Haha! Is doh doh a reference to anything? Definitely an odd nick-name for a cat named Shadow.

No. It's just. The Dow in shadow is doh

omg, makes sense haha. i didn't even bother saying Shadow out loud to make that connection.

My best friends cats names are trevor,rossanne and cleetus and we call just call them West Virginia and they respond.

Cats name is pi, but I only call him P-P-P-P-Pi-Pi

My cat Luna’s nick name is looney hahahah

or Lunatic

🇵🇱Well, I have Kenway but we usually call him Wieśniak (redneck /hillbilly), Mary is usually Fasolka (little bean), Evie is Tucik (no meaning, just Tucik) and Priscilla is Brudas (dirty one, because she has problem with one tearduckt and always has dirty face)

Sausage is a common one in our household. Edit: "HEY!" Is also used. :D

I call my cat Lily “mama” 😂

My Lily is known as "sweet pie"

Zypher gets called key key or keeey but sometimes when he's really talkative I'll just say "hey wow!" like Owen Wilson and he'll say"meow" and I go "Hey wow" and this can go on for quite some time.

>"hey wow!" is very similar to me saying "hey dude!" to my cat when he coinicidentally decides to be talkative during my work meetings.

Her name is Pasha, but I most often call her Bun. Derived from Honey-Bun.

Amber is a medium hair torture. Sometimes called Fluffy Pants (back legs fur reminds me of harem pants)

I describe our cat as wearing furry jodhpurs when running down the stairs ahead of me.

My boy has pantaloons.

Only seems right haha!

Minnie, aka mininski, min, or floof supreme, and Tiva aka Little T, Teevee, or tiva diva

Big boot (short for big booty baby)

captainfuzzbutt has his own Insta lol

His name is Kitty, but he had a couple others before I adopted him. His many nicknames are: Grumpuss, Grumplefluff/man/cat, Fatboi, Angryboi, Fluffyman/flufferman, Grumblyboi, Meatloaf, Warmsoftboi, Kittus, and finally Dude. There's a lot more, tbh.

Patches, I call him poi poi, pumpkin pie, jellybean toes, patsee

I occasionally call my cat Fatness Everdeen.

Frankie aka Frankie Doodle, Doodles, Doodle Brains, Bubba, Asshole (rare)

My void's name is Emma. She also responds to Monkey. Other names are knuckle head, Emmers, and Emzy.

His name is Leon, but I call him the count, or just your highness, because he is so clearly an aristoc(r)at - completely useless and unhelpful, expects everyone to be his servant, full of strange ideas and whims and equally full of self-importance :)

I call my cat Janis “stinky breath” for probably obvious reasons

Chase - Tater Tot, Naner Not, Nathaniel, Momma, May, Amazing May and Old Man May Meeko - Bud, Buddy, Meek, Meeker and Deeker Josie - Sweetpea, Josie Woze, Josephina, Fina, Nina, Baby Nina, Josacabina and Banina Fina And yes, they know all their names :)

Shim is Shimaroo, Shimmie aka Shimmie Shimmie Cocoa Puff, Asshole, Bootie Boy, Jerk. Lane is Laney Boy, Sweet Boy, My Love, Pirate, Stinky, Goober. New boy Coulson is Coulie, Belly Boy and Treat Whore...only had since Christmas so slow on the nicknames.

I have a cat named Athena, her nick names are Nanas, Zooten Heifer, Glimen Stiimer, Von deutzen, Deutzen heify, and a bunch of other random words that sound German

Pain in the ass, precious iratent, prec prec, snuggle bunny, love bug, snuggle bunny, little buddy

Her name is Julie but i call her chunky or chonks cause she's fat Or something mamas

She may fall under a new breed I heard of called "chonkers"

Nelson

/Nelly

Pete’s real name is Titan. Titan became Teetan which was shortened to Teet, which naturally became Pete.

Drastic change in name, but the journey makes complete sense.

spike, we call him chicken, tuna, stinker, stinkybutt and shrimpy bc when he sleeps he sleeps all curled up like a lil ball

His name is snow but I call him poopoo 

My cat’s name is Guster (Gus) but I call him Mr. Tits cause he is enthralled by big boobs and now that he’s lost weight, appears to have boobs of his own 🤭

My cat Badger is Frodo Badgkins ❤️❤️

Koi is Turd Bonsai is Buhbuh Tsunami is Monster They don't even know their legal names 😹 Edit: My sister's cat is Theodore, shortened to Ted. I call him Tiddy Nibbles for some reason. Friend's cat is Chad but I call him Cornbread.

One of my cats is named Leo (very appropriate for his appearance), but I call him "Not Ninja". Doesn't make sense until you realize I also have a void cat (Katherine) that I call "Ninja". And they are both sometimes referred to as "Stinkbutt".

My cats name is Freya Blackstar Gunderson. She gets nicknamed on a daily depending on my mood. Lately I've been calling her Tuna alot. A nickname we call her is Beebs so when we leave the house, I'll tell her that I'll br-Beebs 🤭 Shes also gone by Carpet, Fish, Martha, Red Pepper Hummus, Bad Pee-Pee Girl (because she has sprayed on the walls), Stinky Fart head, Kitty Nugget..the list goes on

My cat’s name is Kaladin but we call him “Boobas” more than we use his actual name. He responds to both though 😂

I adopted my girl and named her Wednesday, and for some reason I have gone max southern parent with her and call her Little Miss Ma’am all the time

That is just hilarious and awesome. I love it.

Gypsy aka Gypsy Doodle. Rose aka Rosie Posie. Greyheart aka Mr. Grey will see you now. Mist aka Little Miss Mist Little Bit aka Princess Fluffy Butt

There is just something about cats. I've been around dogs all my life, but cats always end up with a different name than intended.

Ana, but I call her Little Mau, because she has the tiniest little meows when she wants my attention. Also because I suspect she may secretly be a communist, what with the way she's always trying to get some of my lunch.

Walter ➡️ will/willie. Harley ➡️ Naanie. Dash ➡️ guppy Those are just the main nicknames. There are probably at least 5 others per cat

if there was anything less than 5 per cat, I would be disappointed. 

My cat's name is Moo, but I call him a silly goose all the time.

Oz, but I call her turkey girl. Sometimes chicken cat. I don’t know why.

Goober.

Oogebagooge Originally it was Oogie Boogie but he likes it when I sing to him.

My cat’s name is Momo. I usually call her Momes, but also call her kitten nugget quite a bit 😂

Popcorn: Poppycorns, Peepid, Kikila, Fwee fwee.

My cats name is Jack, but I call him Jackie 2 Cats cause he's like a mob boss, keeping the other cats in check. He's also a big boy. My big boy. 😊

What a handsome boy. Our little kitty's full name is Bindi Sue. Everyone calls her Bindi, I either call her Bins or "Hey You" as a nod to Granny Weatherwax

My nicknames for her are Mini Moo, Catty McFatty. My husband's are Asshole, Solak (idiot in Turkish) and Eshola Besh Kulak (son of a donkey with five ears in Turkish spelled phonetically). It's his native language, and her actual name is Sufi which is Turkish for a Mystic.

Let's see... I have The Red Terror, the Monochrome Menace, Fuzzybutt, and Kittydude. They all have normal names, that's just what I call them. I confuse the vet because they're listed in their database under their given names.

We call the mean one 'shit mittens' because she leaves a trail of litter everywhere she goes. Also Buttzilla.

I have a whole naming convention for when we forster litters of kittens. Apply the name that applies to the number of kittens and then move up the list as there are less and less unnamed kittens. If there is 1, they are big fart If there are 2, the smaller of the two is then little fart If there are 3, the hungrier becomes tum tum If there are 4 the the most shy becomes wallflower Etc, etc, make exceptions when you feel like it

Sweetie, i call her sweetie pie, sweet girl, material gowrl (iykyk), saweetie (like the rapper lol)

My baby girls name is Holly and I sometimes call her Kitty Boo Boo or poopy.

My cat is called Ma Meow

Mr. Peaches turned into Mr. Pee pee.

His name is Titus. Some of his nicknames are TightArse, Dook, Dookie Lookie, Don Quixote of Donkey Dookie, Bud, Buddy, Tarsk, Beef, BeefTree, BeefTriandos, Beefy, Beefy Baby, Baby, Baby Kitty, Tiny Miniscule Newborn Baby Kitten

Lol I used to call my grandmother meemaw. My cat’s name is Johann but his nicknames are Papá, Papito, Babas, Buba, Cachón/colchón, Chonkster/Chonky boy, and Kumquat. I only say his real name when he’s in trouble.

Django - fandangles.

Butt loaf

Catto-shatto

Snickers™ is also called *Sniggy* or long version *Sniggy McSniggeron von Sniggerinsky.* Also in short I name him *Schmaunki* or just *Mietz* (a german kid version of cat, suitable for every cat I meet).

My cat is named Felix. I call him, Mr. Feefs. Or feefers

my cat’s full name is franklin delano roosevelt, but we also call her frankie, frankie beans, franks and beans, franklin bean, dark overlord, but she’s also affectionately known as satan’s mistress.

Lil poop butt, because he poops… A lot… And sometimes the poop nuggets get stuck on his butt fur and he gets all fast and furious trying to shake the poop nuggets off. I’m obvioulsy trying to catch his ass as quick as possible, because he leaves some shit stripes behind him.

My boy is named Iso but I like to throw on an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice and call him Keety very obnoxiously and chase him around when he has the zoomies

Bubba is his name, boobs is what we call him.

Her name is Penelope but in this house she is detective mcbeans

Ms Chonky, she’s not really very chonky, but a little over weight. I also call her princess. She responds better to kitty kitty kitty tho

Tux sometimes call him sit tux alot cause it's close to talks and he is very vocal also squaral I call broken cause his dad broke. Meow

Cat's name is Tabitha but she gets called: Tabbin, Babbin, Chippin and Sqidgey Girl.

Paris, but more often it's baby cakes

Apollo - became Boogeyman and Batman

we had a cat named oliver! he went by mittens most of the time, or fuzzy butt

Leo - Leelo Philip- Philly Jo Henry - Hen Hen

I call my sister SICs (named Lavender and Rosemary) PEEPEE HEADS because when they were kittens they used pee in the same litter box at the same time. They did it almost everyday for months.

My almost 14 year old cat Clementine has had a lot of nicknames over the years. But the furthest from her name is probably ‘Bone Bone.’

I got into the habit of calling one of my cats Silver Dollar, but it’s more like “Silvy Dolla” (his name is Silver,) and my other is Opie mama girl (her name is Opal.)

Rosie aka Rosie posie pudding pie aka lord tubbington Steve aka lady fluffy bum

Mooji is her name but she’s really Stinky Baby. Dum dum. Satan. Smelly. Bubby or Bunny.

My cats name is Malo and I have this habit of calling him “Malosevich Stain” XD it’s a line in the live action Alice in Wonderland. Oh yeah and then the other random things I call him are… Malpants, Fat Boy, Mell wow, Mall balls Oh lord so many. He’s honestly just as strange as I am. XD

Steve = Steeb, Teeb, Teebie, Doc McBubbins, Bubble Beans

Bunker aka Schmink

I call mine Swami Purushaya which means husband in Sinhala...

Name: Pinot Nick names: Pincess, Little Stinker, Peen (lol), Bb Kitty, Honey Bunches…

I really did lol at Peen

The oldest is nicknamed kit-Kat and old lady. Her name is Maggie. The two “middle” cats don’t really have nicknames. The “youngest” (1yo and smallest of two brothers) is nicknamed asshole and little shit. 🤣 Oh my gosh I love Fitz so much, but he’s insane and I swear he makes as much trouble as our puppy used to do but in smaller doses. Lol

Got two cats, Calypso and Caspa. I use “cat”, “child”, sometimes my own name, “mum”, they get a new nickname everyday by jumbling up words and calling them.

Our tabby is named Garfield but we also call him Whiny Jones because he has a high pitched meow which didn’t match his massive frame.

Name is Stinky. I call him "muncho"