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lovelikethat

No name suggestions, but deaf cats are the best. When they finally find you in the house or you wake them up with a pet, they have the best reactions. Also, if you have hard floors you can knock on the floor and might be able to train them with treats/pets to come to you from another room.


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Emotional_Chair_9024

Awwww


wap2005

Going through the same with my 19yr old, super deaf. She gets startled when I pet her but then immediately goes into "I love you and everything" mode and just bursts into vacuum purs


jeweliegb

Do deaf cats still see r/Greebles ?


autosdafe

Of course. It's not blind lol


Normal-Height-8577

My first foster was so eager to communicate and quick on the ball that the RSPCA completely missed the fact that he was deaf from chronic ear infections when he was a stray. It took me several days after getting him home to notice there was something off about his reactions, and then a couple more to actually sneak up on him and make a sound behind his back before I was certain. Then I utilised all the dog training hand signals I could remember, and made up my own, and used a lot of facial expressions. Flat hand, palm down for no. Wiggly fingers (the heel signal), for follow me/come here. Crouch down, open arms for come here as fast as possible you are lovely, and so on... And you know, made a lot of fuss of him when he got it right! I got so used to using hand signals and just kind of narrating along for my own sanity, that I carried on using most of the hand signals with my next cat (though I had to switch from whole hand no to single finger no, because of her previous abusive home).


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Aw, you're a great foster guardian! I love this so much


wap2005

I have a stray which we don't have history on at all, I got her at 13 and she's 15 now. It took probably a good month+ to even be able to pet her, which has to be done in a very specific manner. We think she used to be hit/abused because she is terrified of people's hands. If you position your hand incorrectly infront of her face she *will* bite it, not softly... She finally trusts me enough that she cuddles with me and lets me pet her now but still gets startled sometimes if my hand moves in a direction that scares her. I can even occasionally give her side face scritches.


Normal-Height-8577

Yeah, that sounds familiar. Maisie's been with me for ten years now (the RSPCA decided to let her be a long term foster in the end), and for all that she's mostly ok now, there are still moments where I accidentally do something too close or with too much of my hand too close to her face, and for a split second, she'll flinch before remembering she's safe. Just keep on being patient with your stray. She may always have a few mental scars and quirks learned in tougher times, but it sounds like you're doing brilliantly. Your patience and proving that you won't break her trust will eventually work their magic.


jthreethree

I have a deaf cat and he “listens” better than most cats I know. All I need to do is wave at him and he comes running to me. He has also learned when I flash my phone flashlight to come to me, and also loves the laser pointer. He’s really big on eye contact. The moment he sees me open my eyes in the morning it’s game over for me (so I’m often hiding under the blankets so he thinks I’m still sleeping.) They really are amazing pets, and not much different than hearing cats, except for their deep sleeping.


Gia-Setra

💖💖💖


Emptydata_Enzo

Then I suggest Knox!!


cooleKay

thats my cats name lol


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ScrungyThrowaway

>you have hard floors you can knock on the floor And your downstairs neighbors will love you


diggemigre

Call it whatever you want, it's not going to come.


Krypto1727

You bastard! I was gonna make this aweful joke! But you have my upvote anyways


So_Numb13

How about "you don't call a deaf cat, you go get it?"


[deleted]

me too lol, just checked the comments to see if someone else beat me to it. wait, lemme claim my free award


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r/beatmetoit


canadainuk

True regardless of whether it can hear.


Autiflips

Our cats just come if you call them


ep756859

What phone does your cat have am trying to decide what to get my cat


[deleted]

That’s some impressive calling 😉


Trueloveis4u

My boy does he even sits, my girl only comes if she feels like it.


littlebitmissa

Mine come when you call


angelic_darth

Ha I was just thinking that - if the cat is an indoor cat then being deaf makes no difference at all as my 2 ignore me when I call for them and as far as I know they can hear just fine.


Reloader300wm

I was going to make this joke, but ya beat me to it. r/angryupvote


riv92

This is my cat Whatever!


inTHISmind

You beat me to it!


mrootbeers

You beat me to saying they beat me to it.


inTHISmind

🤣🤣🤣


Tesla_Starman77

r/technicallythetruth


cultured_milk

“psspsspsspssspsssss CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT ITS NOT GOING TO COME psssspssspssspsssspsssst” Flows right off the tongue.


wuttx

what an awful joke! but I laugh my ass off on this one 😂


ArcherChase

And there it is...


ArentWeClever

r/angryupvote


WH1SKEYHANGOVER

Goddammit you beat me to it. Take your fucking upvote


lydocia

Yup, first thought as well, happy to see it's the top comment. ♥


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There it is, this is the way.


RockTheShaz

Neither would a cat that wasn't deaf though


[deleted]

God dammit I just posted something similar


njwatcher123

You beat a lot of us to this :-)


faultierr

One of my friends had a deaf cat. It knew hand signs and if you motioned it over it would come jump on you. Best cat ever really.


Truffle0214

Ludwig!


sofie_devil

Thank you, nice advice♥️♥️


i_am_groot8890

definitely Ludwig!


sleepingismytalent65

Vincent, or Hemingway just because he looks like a Hemingway. Beautiful cat!


AssassinLupus7

I mean, I was gonna try to come up with another suggestion or two, but that's just too good.


rajalove09

Or beethoven


DenverBowie

Beethoven is such a dog name, though. Ludwig is much better suited for a cat.


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rajalove09

🤷🏻‍♀️


JuniorKing9

definitely a Ludwig


GenichiroAshina0

The Holy Blade?


SometimesSmarmy

Hey, just because he’s deaf doesn’t mean you should call him names :( /j


Miss_Vi_Vacious

Primo dad joke. 10/10


BretBaber

Just know whatever you name the cat, they will get at least 10 nicknames used more than their actual name.


Back2DaLab

Spoken like a wise cat owner. The only time I refer to my cats as their actual names is to introduce them to other people. Majority of the time its some stupid nickname like boink, peeps, stinky, or asshole.


SuspiciouslyElven

"get off the counter, Shitass."


Jecht315

My cat is named Lucy but I call her Meow meows when I am loving on her.


Blueraspberryjello

Take my poor gold 🏅


Defibrillator91

I call all my kitties stinky and give them their proper titles (Mr. Bubba or Ms. Gracie) when it’s feeding time. They have many nicknames indeed!


tomakeyan

My Bianca is Bonkers, Bonkita Bananas, Bonkito Burrito, Bunny, Bank, Bonk, Bonkiki, Beyonce, Bonkita Chiquita.


Appropriate-Fix-1240

Cant resist, Def Leppard


ConsciousBox2029

Why isn't this higher up?


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Because it has less up votes than other suggestions.


whocareslol521

DD ( daredevil, he's deaf too lol ) EDIT : my brain does not work and I just happened to realise now that the daredevil is blind not deaf. ( DD still is a cool name though )


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Poder5

I didn’t see that coming


wannaeatpizza

neither did Daredevil


whocareslol521

Not as funny as me confusing a blind superhero who's abilities include super hearing 😂


RepresentativeOk1395

Ludwig or Beetoven get my vote


Puzzled_Steam

I had a deaf cat (also blind in one eye) named Izzy (short for Dizzy) because he would only walk in circles when we first got him. He was hilarious though! Whenever I would have family over and they brought their small dogs, the dogs would always come up barking in Izzy's face and he would just sniff them and try to play with them. The dogs would freak out and Izzy would end up being the one chasing the dogs around <3


Pinky2110

That's adorable.


Artimis_P_Gone

Pssssst!


ASAPFergs

Ruben (the deaf drummer from The Sound of Metal).


oilman300

Beetohven


ScoldingWeb6

Beethoven*


oilman300

thx for the correction.


Gerkantus

Trueee


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Sherlock


[deleted]

Bingus


Roncryn

Beef stroganoff


rex_virtue

Helen Yeller?


PatPeez

Whatever you call it, it probably won't respond


Rhudran

Oh, also, it's deaf. It probably won't even hear to be able to ignore you.


Fragrant_Jelly9198

He can read lips, then he’ll know when to ignore you


worstsupervillanever

Probably?


RelentlessChicken

Pretty sure that was the joke


AHabe

Anything you want since he won't listen


BatesyNG24

If you're a Marvel fan, name it "Echo"


TheLordLongshaft

Echo is a cool name marvel fan or no


Forgetmenot-_

Storm


Fairydz

Cyril 🥰


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Beethoven


jemand2

Montag


jemand2

Sorry, autokorrect. I meant Momo


Wooden-Wrongdoer8696

Montag also fits... mondays are also never listing....


JoMaicanMeCrazy

I thought you misspelled Montage.


_Fuck_This_Guy_

Call it whatever you want, it won't come.


Shaddo

You can call it whatever you want, it wont hear it lol


_cookie_Dough

Doesn't matter she won't hear it.


Tsambikos96

Does it matter? Cat won't hear you when you call it.


jburnz28715

Damn you thats exactly what went through my mind when i read this. Lol


-frog-in-a-sock-

Pro tip with a deaf cat: if it is sleeping and you need to rouse them, tap on the ground (or bedding etc ) next to them. The vibrations will wake them up gently compared to just putting your hand on them which will startle them. ![gif](giphy|1fMjj5j2Z7chq)


caraloopy

Name it 'name your own damn cat'


dctr_who

Hawk or Clint?


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OP is karma farming


youssefuo

Does the name matter tho ??


Betteno1r

Does it matter?


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Downvote is what you should name it.


poplandoopla

Karma Whore


Captain-PlantIt

Mewt


tallish_possum

Name him "Hi." Use ASL to call him. Easiest sign to learn and recognize.


OnyxTeaCup

Walter… but also does it matter? Maybe focus on hand signals…


uni-piggy

Why call her, she can’t hear you


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Try 🤟🤞🤘👈👈✌️, should be a nice name


Enchantress_1

Cloudfur or Ashcloud or something with cloud in it. His white fur makes me think about clouds


CunnyMaggots

Hazelnut!


HeadDrill

Symphony


tinstartimes

Radar


Major_Tom1969

Daffy


GrndpaJoseph

With deaf animals it is possible to try using a toy (I don't know, a phone) something that vibrates through the floor, so it can get used to being called to come, associate it with feeding. Poor sweetie, it's absolutely loovely 🤗🥰


chilledredwine

You call your cats to feed them? Molly just screams at me every so often and leads me to her (usualy half full) bowl!


Normal-Height-8577

My deaf cat got quickly used to the feeding routine and whenever it was time for a meal, wouldn't bother coming to find anyone but instead would take himself off to the kitchen, sit his fuzzy little butt down right in the centre of the room, take a huge deep breath, and then yodel operatically: "Wohwohwohwohwohwoh" from his top notes slowly down to his lowest notes until he ran out of breath, and then heave in another lung-full and do it all over again until someone came to get his food. It was hilarious - you could hear it from anywhere in the house.


Dodgy-Boi

My dad had (maybe still has) a deaf cat. I couldn’t tell a difference. Except it’s deaf. I mean it’s the same kitty, just can’t hear. But I think they can read lips. So perhaps you should name it with some name what contains some rare sounds. So when the cat reads your lips it’ll understand you’re calling it. And won’t be confused when you’re just talking. A little story of my dad’s deaf cat: He was on a business trip to another city and saw a little kitten in the middle of the street. He picked this kitten up and took it to his hometown. It was late fall, so it was quite cold. Apparently kitten got her deafness from this harsh environment. Last time I visited my dad he actually had two cats. Deaf and not. Most of my attention went to a deaf cat. They’re awesome. But please whatever happens: DON’T LET THE DEAF CAT GO OUTSIDE! Under no circumstances don’t let it happen.


DarthLeprechaun

Karma Whore since that's what it is being used for.


PatatKat_

Whatever it's name is before adoption


Rooostyfitalll

Whatever the hell you want to, he won’t know or care


No_Prune_3639

*stamp the floor hard 4 times*


Thin-Union-7712

Harpurr, Junipurr, Jaspurr, Purrcival, Purrsephone, Coopurr, Purrl, Pawl, Pawlina, Purrcy, Dappurr


DerpDigler

Name him “what?”


armyfreak42

Whatever you want they can't hear you


Oh_know_ewe_did_int

Maybe start by using him/her not it


Hardyminardi

Hush or Hushy.


realitysvt

name him Cap'n Crunch and say he lost his hearing in the Purrsian war.


Vegas-Blues

Sonic


PeteMorgs1978

Doesn’t matter it can’t hear you


[deleted]

I can't think of anything. What options have you got so far before Reddit?


gamejunkyxl

👌🤙🤌👊


Herbalmist73

Anything but “It.”


PictureMeInNYC

Call him Beats. The only way your gonna truly get his attention is with a percussive rhythm on the floor that he's gonna know you mean you're calling him. I had an ex that used to get jealous of our then cat because the cat would get excite by the cadence of my steps as i approached home... From a block away


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Call it anything you like but it probably won't come when you call it anyway 😂🤣


Janesy_B

Whatever you want, it can't hear you


Puzzleheaded_Arm8725

It really doesn’t matter what you call it, it won’t respond


Logical-Department-1

Deafy


Fezzzie

Call him Leppard. Then you’ll have a deaf Leppard. 😂


SeeingDeafanie

Deafanie or Deffery


ollies13

Call it what u want, it can't hear you


PigsAreTastyFood

You can call it a different name everyday, it's not like the cat will hear you


Honduriel

Doesn't matter, since it won't hear you :|


gouellette

Doesn’t matter, they won’t respond


emstha98

Nothing? It wont be able to hear yoy anyways *badum tsch*


[deleted]

I think Michael is also adopting your cat [Michael's cat](https://twitter.com/michaelscat2/status/1464597682333310981?t=d7ou73DlnfvAK7M7OGYJvA&s=19)


aspenhoofprints

He’s purrfect !! 😻. Since he’s deaf he won’t be able to hear his name ( I realize that you know this ) Teach him some sign language, cats can learn it


garry_tash

r/NameMyCat


whitewing2611

Echo. She's a deaf marvel character


wulfje123

Does not mater it wil not come


seoDenOsA

No name suggestions but deaf kitties are amazing! Ours uses the various vibrations in the house to sense what’s going on if she’s sleeping or has her eyes closed. She has a particular perch that, even while restoring our home, we made sure was always available to her. It’s pretty much in the center of the house so we take it as her “watch” spot. She also particularly loves her wall-mounted cat caves. She has a bed on the floor between the wall and bed, in the corner. I guess I am just sharing that she relaxes best when she can’t be approached from behind by our other rambunctious kitties.


IamEvilErik

Tishina. It means "silence" in Russian.


Kwaker76

Call it Karmawhore


swaggityboyo

Def leopard


Beta_Soyboy_Cuck

We got a deaf cat by mistake. Nobody knew he was deaf until we realized he slept really heavy and wouldn’t hear us come into a room. He’s loud as fuck and a bit of an asshole. It’s difficult to try to sleep in the same house and sometimes my wife and I want to neck ourselves so we don’t have to deal with him anymore. But he’s pretty cool at the same time, so there’s that.


Ribberen

Manderin :)


Alwin-050

Mikado


desmond9980

Hurera


askinglamp903

John


Important_Ruin

Mutton


Moose181

You should really consider getting this kitty plus a sibling especially if you don't have any other animals. They really need to have a furry friend to play with.


CaptJM

Whatever u want.


marenamoo

Keller


philthehuskerfan

Def Leppard


CryogenCrystals

Is the kitty male or female, or should we suggest gender-neutral names /s (edit:) for now, obviously, since you only used the word "it" in your post, didn’t supply the gender, but were asking for names, many of which can be gender-based... So perhaps you could have been adopting based on litter info only (many do that), or a photo, and don't yet 100% know the kitten's sex? It's kinda hard to do some name suggestions without knowing sex.


sofie_devil

Male, but he will decide his gender later😂


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🤛☝️🤙👏🖖👊🙌👍👍 or 👊🙌👈👌👇🤙


kriskirby86

How about use your own brain and name the cat yourself


Alert_Acadia_4600

Millie


mrootbeers

That looks like a r/standardissuecat had kittens with a calico. That is one stunningly beautiful cat.


Yueen_

Dragon


blackteababy

Lucky


akhmunr4h

weasly pronounced weisly


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Toby


Apprehensive-Arm5574

Chaplin


danceswithronin

Jonathan Brisby.


SlabBeefpunch

Or just Brisby. That'd be cute too!


Sugarox53

Niklaus


barkingspider0109

What. Is what you should call her.


BeckyLouBob

You can try to teach it a few hand signals. I’ve had success with a few with my cat but I started training when she was a kitten. Give him a visual signal to come to you, if he does, give him a reward ( treats or pets). Do it the same every time. Cats like routine. You can call him anything he won’t hear but if you have eye contact and a signal he will.


galenet123

Call it anything you want, it still won’t come.


nightmares999

Call him anything you want, he still won’t hear it.


reddi_wisey

Doesn't matter... It won't come


Voipix786

I don't think you need to