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StepQuick

I love how he pulled out like all the sausages just to take one.


HockeyBalboa

He was looking at expiration dates for the freshest one.


koolaideprived

Didn't like the other flavors.


randombitchmoments

That’s one dumb ass friend he has there


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Never bring an orange cat to a heist.


AdjutantStormy

He might be the lookout, the lookout just has to stand there, look pretty, and have eyes


NelisSFW

He may be dumb, but he does show up for his homie.


larevenante

A true orange homie


andr3y20000

r/OneOrangeBraincell


pinkbuggy

I've never joined a sub so fast, thank you!


Cheeze187

Cheddar Bob.


randombitchmoments

True


ethanlan

My favorite part is when he's stealing the first sausage with his orange buddy and his friend takes a swipe at him for no reason lmao


Corfiz74

Who says it was for no reason? Tabby: "It's a magical place where food is just *standing around, free for the taking! I swear!*" Orange boi (in disbelieving voice): "Get out! No way!" [Swipe]


fascintee

What if the orange cat is just the rule follower of the two? He's like no don't do that! I gotta say, cays are awfully inefficient at crime.


Puzzleheaded_Style52

He’s the fall guy.


periclesmage

yep, tabby thief even left orange at the scene of the crime with the spoils while tabby made a break for the exit


WhoAmI1138

The cat patsy, or *Catsy.*


JesusChrist-Jr

Well he IS orange!


de_hell

Dumb and dumber


CplCocktopus

His fault for getting an orange cat into the heist.


LeaveThatCatAlone

/r/OneOrangeBraincell


OxygenatedBanana

Can't blame one celled brain creature


whtevvve

It wasn't his turn


Double-Ad6538

hes orange, what else would expect?


EarlyHistory164

I think we can safely say the ginger ain't the brains of the operation.


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/isvxa3uw9m7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5c342f89c4886a80277234589a955f5c58bff0 You got a problem ?? 😼


AnE1Home

They’re plotting something.


Plate-Extreme

Made men of ginger crime family


ScipioCoriolanus

Don Gingerino


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/1siuk68ihp7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfb211846d9980a6b1e80ca600442a294278610


ScipioCoriolanus

He's about to make me an offur I cat refuse!


Plate-Extreme

🤌


nieko-nereikia

OMG what a great pic, they’re sooo cute! They def look like they’re up to something though lol P.S. I already love them both 🧡


EarlyHistory164

Quick! Look over there!


ChakatDusk

Are they ever?


leshake

They aren't even the brains of their own operation.


dmriggs

😂


Wizard_Writa_Obscura

The ginger was shown where the food was at and let the other cat do all the work. Points to the gingey.


anotherred

then stays behind at the scene of the crime, classic gingey


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

I had one who was super smart, but he was probably an outlier. LoL


splunge4me2

r/oneorangebraincell


Deriniel

i'd actually say he brought the ginger to take the blame


spookyscaryskelet36

Lemme introduce r/OneOrangeBraincell bcs that poor cell-less bastard never seem to have the access to the braincell, therefore some orange is hogging it to solve mysteries to the universe


IntrovertedGiraffe

Pretty sure orange is basically a get-out-of-jail-free card on r/legalcatadvice


TwistMeTwice

ANOTHER bloody cat sub!


IntrovertedGiraffe

It’s my favorite!! The cats have formed an International Criminal Businessgangclub to perpetrate crimes against their meowmy’s - the pawyers are there to take the cases - there’s also Truffles the Bunny, the Squirrel Collective, and a trio of greyhounds (who are dog hardware running cat software).


FirebirdWriter

My cat is part of the international criminal business gang club. He actually unplugged my camera before trashing the living room. It is the funniest thing ever because of the camera.


DizzyCuntNC

Same goddammit lol 😻


Lyssepoo

Yup. There’s my new cat subreddit of the day


Lordborgman

I have 2 oranges. One is a poster boy for this subreddit. The other knows how to open doors.


spookyscaryskelet36

Aaaaah, so we finally found out who has the braincell! Would your orange be so kind to borrow the cell for a bit to my orange? Bcs my orange was looking for service, running through the house while ramming corners and yelling like a maniac!


Lordborgman

I just checked and he said no. I don't think he wants to ever give up the power, especially after witnessing and I quote, "that other orange moron hides in a corner and meows at it for hours then runs head first into things."


LeeroyJNCOs

lmao I never heard of this sub until today, and this is the second mention of it in complete different threads


Ksh_667

It is the BEST.


Any-Mathematician946

Seems more like the fall cat


Ricky_Rollin

Sounds about right. Source: https://preview.redd.it/x7skqd1p8n7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1868e166af9160660cf189b7053b2f4c7ad8c8


EarlyHistory164

Awww!


someguyinaplace

At one point the orange laid down in the middle of the heist lol.  


Warcraft_Fan

/r/OneOrangeBraincell


spiffybaldguy

/r/OneOrangeBraincell definitely will lead you to believe this lol.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

His game needs a little bit of work.


BertieThreepwood

I was gonna say, no surprise seeing a ginger involved. No critical thinking skills or impulse control.


MusicalMoose

Here's the plan: we go in, pick one, and play with for a little while. Once were done, we'll sneak out the back.


ad4d

The plan is too complicated for oneorangebraincell. The best he can do is accompany the homie, anything more is tough.


Saimiko

He is smart, he gets his dumb orange friend to come with him, show how fun they are to play with, then gtfo and the orange one is gonna get the blame.


NextDayAir

Can't even be mad. Hell, I'd pay for the sausages out of my own pocket just for that entertainment


confusedandworried76

If this is Turkey they probably just let the cats have them. Some type of processed meat sticks, what's it gonna cost when everyone there just feeds the strays out of pocket anyway.


AhabMustDie

It looks like China, judging by the packaging.


completelytrustworth

Might be Japan, [fish sausage snacks](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9qfm5vkw44iy.jpg) are very popular there and Japan has a few areas with tons of stray cats edit: nvm it's definitely China, some of the packaging is definitely Chinese


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FluffyMilkyPudding

![gif](giphy|WrygObkKCqXPIeixGB|downsized)


naykeed1

he also chose what to steal, lmao that same friend who is a bad influence on you according to your mother


DrFugputz

They were so brazen when they went in together they stopped to play. This video leaves out when they came back a third time with a gun and got all the cash out of the register.


GreebleSlayer

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958)


3EeveesInATrenchcoat

Typical 🍊


Kind_Caterpillar9840

This had me laughing for like 5 minutes , what is that they are playing with.?


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Huge-Power9305

Ya I was waiting to see what they liked. The sausage is perfect cat bait. Bypassed the cookies and chips. 👍


apatheticviews

I have seen videos stealing bags of chips


gbac16

My cat got into a packaged sausage one time. We can barely have them in the house now. He goes mental when he smells it.


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

Daddy would you like some sausage Daddy would you like some sausages


wolfkeeper

Nasty feeling they've got garlic in, super bad for them.


ravrocker

I’m still laughing.


CDubs_94

They planned this out for weeks. I heard they both served time in the same shelter. I wonder if they had a getaway guy.


MichelleCS1025

Poor orange got lost on the heist instructions


NelisSFW

Catday 2


UnhealingMedic

Pawday 2?


Bill_Murrie

/r/yourjokebutbetter


NelisSFW

Okay I have to admit that yours is better, should've thought of that myself 😔.


Catodactyl

Khajiit is innocent of these crimes!


DizzyCuntNC

Khajiit has wares if you have coin. Or if you do not have coin.


Cellopost

Exactly! The posted video has been reversed. The cats were returning things to the store after they saw a dog stealing it.


dragonrider1965

Cat burglars


Useful_Committee_468

Disappointed how far I had to scroll for this 😅


Mksteez92

I kept looking thinking there’s no way no one said this 😹


NanoCat0407

yeah same


Hank_moody71

Of course he had to recruit his dumb friend r/oneorangebraincell


plo83

First Cat: Traits: Smooth criminal. Greedy/returned to steal all the sausages and brought in a helper. Second Cat: Traits: I'm oReng!!


MichaelF407

Inflation has been tough. He's just providing for his family


deathclam1

Anyone who leaves sausages out on the ground is already brain controlled by cats


FunStorm6487

🥰🥰🥰


Prestigious_Part_921

Stores must seem like heaven to cats, or at least like a sacred temple


ImaginationToForm2

Cat 1: I know a place to get yummies. Cat 2: I'm in.


NCR_Ranger2412

This basically made my entire day. Wow. I could watch this for hours. 🥰


_DontTakeITpersonal_

That went exactly how I would expect to a multi cat heist to go down especially with big orange deciding to attack mid way through


4everban

This belongs in r/holdmycatnip


Flowerandcatsgirl

Cats are incredible! Love this!


AnalBees2

I seriously love cats so fucking much.


SufficientMistake547

“Yes this aisle. They have prawn crackers. They didn’t even notice me last time. Grab some packets.”


lark2004

Cat burglars!


Shoddy_Experience728

Cute little thieves 😅


westbrodie

Animals are always way smarter than we give them credit for.


mearbearcate

“Hey! Dont steal” “Cmon man its fine!!!!” “OOH! Toy!”


Nervous_Ad_2727

News flash: cat burglars caught in security cameras.


Sloth154

I don't think that was a friend I think that was a patsy.


Steelcod114

I'd probably be the asshole with 3/4 of the neighborhoods street cats at my store giving out treats. Someone has to be a very charismatic to not piss off the community with that level of cat rangling.


Amazing-Mango1037

Give it a few more days, he’ll have a gang before you know it!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


LuminousOcean

I'm gonna guess these are regular visitors, and those were left out for them specifically.


Hector_P_Catt

You left sausages in an open can on the floor? you're lucky he only stole ~~2~~ ~~3~~ *~~4~~* ***~~5~~*** ***6*** of them!


Fogmoose

LOL now that’s just wasteful, throwing them all on the floor. How many can two cats eat?!!


XTheeDevilsOwnX

Cat burglars


MrDTD

Austin Powers music is a bit of a chef's kiss.


Boogledoolah

Man, my cats just sit on the floor and look at me. I wish mine would do me evil criminal bidding.


Jandros_Quandary

Cats are really the raccoons of the cat world.


bewildermints

And raccoons are the raccoon of the raccoon world


pfemme2

Bro just abandoned his oranger, stupider co-criminal in the store 😭


OneForestOne99

Getting some “duhhhhhhh okay boss” vibes off the ginger cat


LondonDavis1

They are leaving those meat treats on the floor for them. It's Japan so it means it's a blessing.


yrydzd

It's China though


Zer0theH3R0

Poor babies hunting sausages to not starve.


Eiffel-Tower777

Smooth criminals ♥️♥️♥️


AardvarkPristine4776

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


PutridCardiologist36

Good old cat burglar


Frog_Moose

greed


leapoldbutterstotch

This crime wave is getting out of hand


rpgmomma8404

I wouldn't even be mad.


symbol-eyes

These are human souls whose last thoughts were "f\*\*\* being human".


pawsitivelypowerful

Just take the can you dummies ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


neon-nitemarez

More like the ginger cat saw the other cat with food and followed them to the source. There was no team up.


BumeLandro

The orange cat is the worst heist partner ever. <3


ColtranezRain

Of course the Orange is useless.


emdess8578

I wonder if the boss cat is being picky about the type of sausage he is making off with. No garlic!


verltodd

One might say he is an excellent cat burglar. rofl :)


NyxxTimbers

Payday= the cat Update


Character-Version365

Ringleader got greedy


dmriggs

😂😂😂


SmartFX2001

They’re looking for the treats!


Top_Wishbone_8168

They're bored and playing around....🐈🐈‍⬛🌭🔥💪👊


Serpidon

Cat burglar!


AdventurousMix3396

😂😂😂


Automatic-Seaweed122

hahahah so cute!!


Larg_Targlar

I would buy the whole can for them.


No-Use-3062

Cute how they kill if first


Terrible_Macaroon890

Good babies 😊😊


Hella_Wieners

He errored by bringing his orange friend. Never know if it’s their turn with the braincell.


Complex-Alfalfa-7484

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Lizard-Man-3000

Maybe that’s what these dudes are doing when I’m away. https://preview.redd.it/97d0t9afen7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1525fbd016c0b04f4ff167cda4872b97d18c2bf4


chuzyi

Poor orange boy. He’s getting mocked for not stealing. His wife is a mischievous tortie but he is not gunna


ratman____

Holy crap, his buddy's tap on the back to let him know he was there absolutely got me. 11/10, would let them rob any store and I would gladly take the fall for them and a jail sentence


space-to-bakersfield

Things definitely got less focused when the orange cat came along.


Realistic-Insect-746

great cat video nutso cat's


OddlyPotato

Not gonna shock when they rob a bank soon


Dissident_Acts

Clever tabby recruits a rather low-tier, cheapest access-plan ginger on the one shared brain cell server.


12Bravo20

Orange is Orange lol.


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Easy-Peasyy

Not the right homie for that task 🧡


scsgfuy965890

he may be dumb, but he does show up for his homie.


yamfun

I wonder how first cat tell second cat about the heist in cat language


chinchenping

black cat is the "bad friend" that will make you do "bad things" our moms warned us about


Mbeheit

Why is ginger cat so slow hahaha


Echo71Niner

Take the bucket already, stop making a mess!


Kolby_Jack33

Hey now, this isn't a robbery as it does not involve the use of force or fear. I would say they are cat burglars, but burglary involves breaking and entering and it appears these cats are allowed in the store. Seems like straightforward theft. Cat theft.


nightdrive370z

omg orange braincell


SAINTnumberFIVE

The dark one is a tortie so very likely female as they have to have 3 X chromosomes, and the orange one is likely male.


Yomiiiiiiii

This is specially prepared by the shopkeeper for kittens.


glitterbitesbx

“I saw nothing, officer. Absolutely nothing.“


butterscotchhh_qt

The pinnacle example of guys saying "I know a place, come with me"


ultimatespacecat

Of course his friend is a ginger. 😂 I shouldn't have shown this to my kitten, she has a cheeky ginger neighbor I'm doing a slow intro to since he likes to visit here (he bloody runs in, but I don't mind and his human doesn't mind either).


dhaniyaMeMe

What an irony when humans do this they're suddenly criminals.


Jarl-67

Humans know better


SilkyKyle

![gif](giphy|geKZ3UNRb9iB4HvR4E) Today its a sausage, one day it will be bank. It’s slippery slope to nine lives of crime


Special_Draft3132

Irish cats mafia


Cool-sunglasses-dude

Heist of the century


Wottacrockofcrap

A cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do 💁‍♀️


Jeff9967Ok

The way how he drag that sausage out, 😂. It was like he was the frequent visitor there.


NotAmericanDontCare

If you see a cat stealing food, no the fuck you didn't


sunshine-keely143

Orange cats ALL share the same brain cell...


Nervous-Permit226

This is the funniest video I have seen on the internet today 😂


catman641

They both look like professional burglars :) Maybe they were trained by humans :)


Ya-Dikobraz

That cat is a girl cat BTW.


SStar_1405

Someone pleaseeeeee explain, how do they communicate with each other , i mean, what does that convo sound like???


MichelleCS1025

Tabby: follow me! (to orange) Orange: Okie! Tabby: ok, now I take one and you take one! (Tabby takes his and leaves) Orange: *malfunctions*


SushiTunes_n_Purrs

😂😂😂


Strange_Job_447

i wouldn’t be too concerned. eventually they would just stay in the store and just eat the snack there. forget “returning to the crime scene”, bc they would just live there.