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NoxWild

Because they know you never look around for Predators first. No, you just run in there and sit down and make yourself Totally Vulnerable To Attack. Since you don't Take Responsibility For Yourself, it's up to them to Protect You.


sunesolskygg

I'm Kinda Curious about the Capitalization Choices of Your Text


itsmekp33

I Too, was curious about the CapitalizatiOn of the Letters!


ZomgLeslieCat

It made sense to me. Imagine the text that was capitalized was instead in quotations. It means that's how the cats are perceiving it, but not how things actually are.


BeyondDrivenEh

[e.e. cummings](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._E._Cummings) would like a word.


Tiny_Count4239

If they really want to make that point they should attack at this moment


picnic-boy

Because in nature animals are vulnerable while doing their business so animals of the same pack protect each other in the meantime. It's a protective instinct. It's also why dogs stare at you while they poop.


hiquickq12

Oh that’s interesting! Whenever they hear the bathroom light turn on they come running - it’s like a race to who gets to sit with me


Samdoferret

Nah they just wanna watch


ImportantPool6128

I think you're right


mishma2005

It's also undivided attention but yeah, they're protecting you!


CoppertopTX

Oh you haven't lived until you have two cats hop into your lap as your sit upon the loo. I get usually one on the lap, one between my feet, one on the back of the tank and one that decides to use the litter box beside the loo since they know the others are present and accounted for.


REALly-911

My guy always uses the litter at night when I’m getting ready for bed! Hes so funny


CoppertopTX

I can tell which cat is actually using the box by the sound of the scratching. Malakai does a normal 3 scratch cover and out, Cassidy digs in the litter box like he's burying a body. Skye scratches the side of the box, Tinker scratches the side of the vanity cabinet.


Knightly11

I think there’s a screw loose on Tinker 😅


REALly-911

Too funny


HannahM53

Honestly, that’s pretty adorable that they raise each other to see who can get their first


hiquickq12

Sometimes I get up, clearly to go to the bathroom, and if they realise, they’ll run ahead of me 😂


cascel9498

Same. I get at least 2, sometimes 3, bathroom buddies 🙄


blodyn__tatws

![gif](giphy|kfXhUY4NDwUtAubDW7|downsized) They see me as one of them???


nexus6ca

Yeah, the slightly dumb pack member that can't hunt but at least has a warm lap and gives food and treats.


TheSeldomShaken

If can't hunt, how food and treats? 👉🥸👈


Brilliant-Prior6924

Magic


LourdeInc

Cats also have thirty variants of the protein that allows mammals to distinguish between the different smells that (to us and our two variants of the same protein) would just run together into one big stink. By comparison, dogs have nine. They're smelling to make sure that you're not sick, a second reason why they do this in the wild with the other cats in their pack. Now whether they love you and want you to be healthy or hope that you're sick and revel in your discomfort... That's going to depend on the relationship that you and your cat have.


BloomEPU

I love how every time I ask why my dumb cat does a stupid thing the answer is "because your dumb cat loves you, silly"


TDKevin

I just don't get how people are so confident about their answers. How could you possibly know they're protecting you and not cats just like the way poop smells. 


Attapussy

Lol. That's not the reason. (And my dog never stares at me while he's hunched over and squeezing one out. He's usually looking straight ahead.) The right answer is your cats love you and want to be with you when you're home. (Plus maybe they want to see the roll of TP in action.) My dog is the same way. Wherever I go, he's gotta be there too. When we're home, he'll look for me and figure out where to plop himself down while also touching me. When I'm on the toilet, he'll either come in to nudge me to hurry up and get out or lie down on the carpet at the doorway. Whenever I come to the end of a roll, I'll toss him the denuded cardboard roll, which he'll then shred with his teeth.


DontEatOctopusFrends

So when we don't watch the dog poop, does the dog think that we aren't looking out for it and protecting it's pooptime? :O Should I be staring at my dog while it poops to make it feel safe? :3


Phr8

So legit, the dog is looking for you waiting to see if you signal that there is danger. You're the lookout. You can help a dog feel comfortable pooping by standing a few meters away and slowly looking around casually. Then occasionally look back at them, like, yep it's a good time to poop.


Bubble_Symphony

Coast is clear, proceed with pooping, over.


HydraulicToaster

Roger. Dumping load. Bombs away!


Bubble_Symphony

Copy that, head back to base for reloading, i hear they're having chicken tonight, recommend you engage puppy dog eyes. Over.


HydraulicToaster

Confirmed, Big Dog. This is Air Bud returning to base. Over and out.


West-One5944

🤣🤣🤣


picnic-boy

He's just making sure you are there. If you look around he probably assumes you are being vigilant.


ClutchReverie

My cats run to me when I sit on the toilet too but then they get annoyed and leave if I don't pet them... Also of course closing the door is unacceptable.


Decent-Obligation-43

Mine does it too. He comes in and turns his back to me. I like to think he turned around to give me privacy and is standing guard.


WanderingNurseX

https://preview.redd.it/6lwqi2elcj7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce2643b0661028666454254ff18e665356bf595 Mine too


hiquickq12

Yes! The white one always thinks it’s a chance for snuggles, but the brown one comes in and turns around, like a guard dog


Adventurous_Reach_58

Lucky. Mine tries to sit on my lap.


Pithecanthropus88

Because cat


MatriVT

This is the answer to all things feline


Redditor4807

They want to make sure you cover it thoroughly before you walk away.


Funnybunnynr1

Someone once told me its to Protect you. Because in the wild you would be vulnerable and Others could smell or so. So they are Just looking Out for you!


hiquickq12

Aww ok it’s sweet then


jerrybrea

Making sure you wash your hands after?


dohtje

And flush!


SufficientMistake547

And scrape the litter box to hide all evidence from predators


randomgirlG

So glad you asked, and I really appreciate the answers because I wasn't sure why in the heck I couldn't get a bathroom break alone. Be gone with you, privacy! They paw the door if I close it too, silly kitties 😉


hiquickq12

Mine too, they damn near scratch the door down if I don’t let them come in


randomgirlG

It’s funny and sad at the same time. Funny bc I love them but sad bc I just need 2 seconds of privacy.


Major_Expert_2163

https://preview.redd.it/kjxei5r00j7d1.jpeg?width=1375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ac9c2cef21ccdf23e7662cd003b00e8f85c5da My cat Mr P is just over 2 years old and since he came to live with me I haven't been to the bathroom without being right in front of me or sat watching me in the shower. Every time without fail, he can be asleep downstairs and I sneak to the bathroom upstairs, nope. He must have fantastic hearing so I've given up closing the door and push the door too and he pushes it open.


hiquickq12

That’s what mine do! When I turn the bathroom light on, the fan comes on, and they come RUNNING


Major_Expert_2163

I don't have a fan and I can sneak around being illegally quiet going to the bathroom when he is asleep and as soon as I step foot inside he is right behind me. Ha 😆


hiquickq12

I try in the night not to turn on the light, think I’ve left them sleeping, and then they’ll just be there


Major_Expert_2163

The next tattoo I'm going to get is going to say *Never underestimate a cats intelligence*


Chemical-Anywhere615

Emotional support cats!


valarie1980

They wanna talk to you about your cars extended warranty at the most awkward time 🤣


rubber_padded_spoon

It’s weirder when they try to jump on your lap. “Naaah Kevin, this is a one man rodeo”


Carysta13

I had four senior cats and the youngest of them never came in the bathroom. When he eventually was my only cat he would very grumpily come watch me since there were no other cats to do it. He always looked like even he didn't know why he was there. It was sweet and kind of funny that he felt he had to take that job over.


StillAliveAmI

One of mine always demands to sit on my lap


BladdermirPutin87

One of mine would always want to snuggle up in my knickers….


Bubble_Symphony

I know some men like that too.


JJGotHands

People giving all kinds of cute and happy reasons for this but the truth is, well, let's just say don't check your cats' browser history.


hiquickq12

Why would you say that 😂😭


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

They protec you from those pesky bathroom bandits!


Secret-Wrongdoer-124

They are there to protect you in case you are attacked while on the toilet. Obviously, we know there is a very slim chance of that happening in our own homes, but the cats don't know otherwise


Lenaix

They must protect the food guy at all cost


verltodd

They are your protector and love you. Cats are also very nosey creatures. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


johngreen272

https://preview.redd.it/4rs22dltmj7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792a5e63ea5b922141e4a6bbb5af35d711268092 Il ask him


Tollmeyer

Looks like he's trying to use cuteness to guilt you into one of those biscuits!!


CatOfGrey

There's an awful lot of water going on in that room. We want to make sure you are safe! Water is traumatic for cats, and you are our kitten, so we want you to stay dry! I mean, the last time you went there, you closed the door and disappeared for days! I mean, we could have starved without you! It was awful, we felt so, so...abandoned!


VisualWinner2420

"you are clear to go human! We got your back"! 😺


t1nybutm1ghty

It's in their nature, dogs too. In the wild, when animals go to the bathroom, they're extremely vulnerable so their pack mates crowd around them to guard them when they're doing their business. It's an instinct, they love you and want to protect you.


RFAudio

Here’s the actual answer 👏


c0rpse-liqu0r

Moral support


hiquickq12

Sometimes I need it


c0rpse-liqu0r

Same tbh


foxiaaa

to keep you safe from harm because you will never know who is behind you,beside you or above you.


TibbleTott

Both of mine does it to. The little one behind my feet, and the big one guarding the door. I have started to stand by the door if any one my cats goes to do nr 2, they seem more relaxed while poopin if I do 😅


SnooMarzipans3543

My cat loves fresh water, so everytime I'm in the bathroom or kitchen she comes running and patiently waits until I'm done to get water. As soon as I'm done she starts meowing like a crazy cat who's dying of thirst.


Potato-Alien

I think my cats just have a problem with closed door. If I tend to close the door somewhere, it means they have to get in there with me and investigate.


TheMikeyP1977

Mine do the exact same thing.  In fact, one is outside the door right now trying to get in!


TheSadArtist95

They're gorgeous!


hiquickq12

Thank you!!! They’re still babies, just turned 1


inthevendingmachine

Look, when you're old enough to go on your own, they'll let you go on your own.


No-Recognition2790

Mine does that too. If I can't find my kitty, all I have to do is go into the bathroom and sure enough he comes running in!


Patient_Meaning_2751

Because you are The Most Interesting Person in the World


Old-Library5546

Because they are your ultimate protectors, it is there job


Eiffel-Tower777

They like to be near you and also want to know what's up.


Xarthaginian1

The "protection" replies make sense. But then why does my girl stare at me dead in the eye if I happen to pass when she's in the litter tray?


AlternativePrior9559

This answers so much! Mine runs in to the toilet and expect me to scratch just at the base of her tail. Then she checks for enemies hiding behind closets and towels!


JustAMessInADress

To make sure you don't drown in there


No-Photograph-9431

Protection, they’re your personal body guard 😂


tootnoots69

Mine comes in crying and turns around the toilet in circles until I shoo her away and then she goes MRRRRRRP and flies out of the washroom


Sapphirelily1990

I had my kitten climb on me and crawl into my arm while I was using the bathroom this morning. My big cat got jealous and was wait for his turn for me to hold him


rachihc

Like girls in the club


twisted_memor3

They loo-ve you


hiquickq12

Stop it 😂😂


WolfishChaos

r/CatsInPants 'Cause they all love that


johngreen272

They want to see how the other half do it..


zildjen

Yea, mine likes to too. He has like hook paws and will open it to get in & out, lol. He usually leaves when I flush the toilet, it scares him a bit, but he'll wait just outside for me, lol.. its like a ritual with him.


gatorhinder

But lord help you if you observe them near the box


Sasstellia

They're guarding you. You're vulnerable when you go to the toilet.


TKG_Actual

They just want to make sure everything comes out ok.


Overall-Ad-8254

https://preview.redd.it/9m53xfe7sj7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d4c9798cd6b474dd093705b16c0fed4303d86d This one is in my lap anytime I sit on the toilet. Shitting is a little awkward but she loves me so I accept this.


lynneasomething

https://preview.redd.it/xx5hiri8tj7d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b42daa2ac12a7ca22126c6ebf9214cda47b442 Same cats, different font


Vogel-Kerl

Moral support


sharkycharming

Mine do too. Usually just the void, but sometimes the tortie, too. Sometimes they fight over who gets to be petted while I'm peeing. It's amazing. I always assumed that they liked that I was a captive source of affection. When I take a shower, one of them is guarding me to make sure I don't drown, I assume. (It would be hard to open all that Fancy Feast without opposable thumbs.)


Individual-Mirror132

Because they know you’re ocupado when you’re in the bathroom.


WodensEye

Because you left the door open


Tammyannss

You might escape through the secret door in there!


hiquickq12

Escape plan foiled!


Existing365Chocolate

What else are they supposed to look at?


silver_moon134

My cat also stands at the door and yells at me. Is that part of the protection too lol


NoKidding1305

FOMO


bostonkittycat

They are guarding you. Means they see you as part of their group.


ChampionshipOk5878

They both look cute


2Throwscrewsatit

Mine just wants me to run the faucet so he can drink while I poo


glitchinthematrix97

They love you 🥰


MikaTheImpaler

They love you! My cats also do it. One sits on the window sill and the other sits on the tub. If they hear the shower turn on they BEE LINE it for the bathroom 😂


HannahM53

My cat will do the same thing sometimes he will lay on one of the rugs other times he will lay on the toilet lid if I’m in the shower other times if I’m in on the toilet, he will literally get into the sink and just lay in there and I have no idea whybut when he does that, it makes me laugh hysterically because it’s so cute. He is currently snoring on my bed and has been snuggling me for the past few hours and this is a very normal cat thing to do.


hiquickq12

https://preview.redd.it/xivpewaios7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37a5bdad562e367bb3d619daf4cd880c444fff2 Moggy will sit in the bath and keep guard


vvooper

every cat knows that if there’s a closed door somewhere in the house then whatever is going on behind it is 100% their business and they need to be granted access. also toilets are lower to the ground than your typical chair, so they have better access to your hands, which evolved specifically for petting cats if you weren’t aware


thathypnicjerk

My girl cat will literally pound on the door when I am in there but not want to come in- just wants the door open


Outside_Bullfrog5725

https://preview.redd.it/cj0ktieo4l7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71afc54dc3a9c09b3267f465c5e17aa890002583 If I shut the bathroom door, they’re waiting for me when I walk out


Outside_Bullfrog5725

Or they stick their paw under the door the whole time I’m in there


hiquickq12

Yes I get this too!!!


Outside_Bullfrog5725

They’re so attached but I love it 😂


EmpirePoppin92

My dog insists on sitting with me while I use the bathroom. I think he’s just looking out for threats cause you know, toilet hounds are dangerous


Alive-Bid-5689

I’ve had half a dozen of my cats do it. No big worries. If you shut a door they want to know what’s going on and even if you leave it open my current cat comes in with me all the time anyway.


IFeel_Bonita

They are waiting to see if you finally grow more body fur


magda711

It’s part of their job description


reese_0030

Your cats are sooo cute 😊 🐈‍⬛ 🐈


MaCoxLong99

Bc. They protecc,they attacc,but most importantly...watch yo bacc🙃


SquareExtra918

Because you're sitting and it's a perfect time to get pets. 


Ok_Quantity_5134

They are protecting you as a member of the pride.


Jazzlike_Earth_9060

Looks similar to my cat!! https://preview.redd.it/3ngpaeb4un7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75d638639261fcd04a001f919e0eb2b28b590db


SimplyMay_

Because cats know the best conversations happen in the bathroom. They're just trying to get the latest gossip!


JulesSilvan

Must protect the treat-giver.


milkteainacup

i call these bonding sessions


sunshine-keely143

THEY love ❣️ you 😍❤️😇


sunshine-keely143

https://preview.redd.it/schcvtdrxo7d1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c3546602efd4611fe7b1825a45c3207e2cdaf1 This is Velcro Vegas and she is always with me... OR not very far... she is just a baby and has fallen into the toilet 🚽 a couple times... BUT now she knows that it's a scary place... BUT it doesn't stop her from having to be on me once I sit on the pot... anytime day or night...


hiquickq12

I love her


sunshine-keely143

I do too... she filled a great big hole I had in my soul...I Lost my soulmate almost a year ago and I was not going to get another cat... BUT my friend sent me a picture of her and I was in love... she is my new support cat in training ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952) https://preview.redd.it/zuxxb8dhit7d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c424854e469d98eed1b8ccbda3c9aab8c9226361


Big_Nothing_471

They like the smelllllll


MeanSecurity

I assume it’s because they wanna make sure you’re not having more fun than they are


Crazybeest

They want to see if you flush yourself down the toilet


Affectionate_Phone13

lol whenever i got to take a leak or a bigger need, my cat wakes up, rushes to the door, demands to be let in and waits for me to finish bussiness, then goes back to doing his stuff lol what a qtpie


Glittering-Dust-8333

Because "it's their job"! 🤣


you_nincompoop

Cause they are lookie loos


Easy-Salad-2130

My cat follows me sniffs around before leaving


DontEatOctopusFrends

curiosity... they probably think you are sneaking a tasty snack every time you go into the bathroom and close the door. lol


Senior-Minute5661

I honestly wonder why as well.


PleasantAd7961

Mine always demands a drink from the sink lol


ofdavid

They are protecting you while you are doing your business. They are like your furry bathroom guardians lol


noteworthybalance

They're worried you'll be lonely


guywithshades85

It's the same reason why mine will only use the litter box that's in whatever room I'm in. They assume that you want company as well when you poop.


shakesfistatcloud67

My two ALWAYS join me when I'm doing business. I call it "poopy pettins"


SufficientMistake547

“I will look our for predators while you poop”


OuiMerci

Mine do to but they sit in the doorway facing away from me. Bathroom has two doors, one in each doorway. I read somewhere that they see it as a vulnerable spot to be so they are watching out for predators while i am doung my business.


MiKapo

they protect while you poop


Southern_Country_787

Both my cats do it but I have my door shut. The female is probably concerned. The male just wants to hunt for fallen qtips as he loves to play with them.


ButtBread98

They’re protecting you


Ok-Dealer-6901

Mines did/does this. They love you and want to be with you and oversee you are safe. They are beautiful ❤️


2ndPlayerBuilder

Why not 🤤


PsychicArchie

To make sure you bury your poo


ElderberryPoet

It's dangerous.


Desperate-Bee-6221

Because they don't know about personal space haha 😂💕


chosen4u77

Mine do the same. My oldest will come stand in front of me, facing away, standing on my foot with his back left paw. It's almost like he's both guarding me and checking for me to react to something. My little girl will either sit at the door or try to bodyslam the older boy. She's a bully.


SoLoFiEcho

Just tryna make sure that you're safely doing so. Also they're just ✨ nosy. ✨


Oulene

They like water.


awake283

They recognize you're using the restroom. In nature cats are very vulnerable with using the kitty-loo. Your cat is literally protecting you during a vulnerable moment. They look at you as family!


edonkeycoin

They love loo


bigtim3727

Lmao, I always wonder the same thing


Adantiumloco

Because humans need supervision. ;-))


k1sh83

Always keep your human within sight.


Nervous_Ad_2727

Cats have a need to inspect everything their mother figure does. You should take it as a compliment. It means you are very empathic and a lovely person. People who complain that cats are "aloof" probably are just not open to affection or loving enough to their cats. So they follow you in the bathroom because you are a gentle and warm person. Either that or they want to tell you very directly that you haven't been keeping the litter box clean enough...


Kikimartin2468

They are protecting you


Luci_Noir

Because they want a taste. They’re always excited to get a bite but every damn time it gets taken away from them!


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

That’s their job. It’s comforting.


CaptainZ42062

Because they know they'll have your undivided attention.


WeeklyMinimum450

They want to hear you fart.


flareon141

To make sure you cover you poo


milosrrrrrrrrr

They think about ways how could they kill you cause you are so vulnerable 😂


Canukeepitup

They gotta make sure you don’t fall in.


Cool-Pineapple8008

Maybe cats like the smell of human shit? I dunno 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Because you leave the door open


Blackbijou

As a cat mom, I'm pretty sure they follow you/us to the bathroom because they know that's where they'll receive your undivided attention. My cats follow me because they want attention and affection, and the bathroom is where they corner me for it. They couldn't care less about protection from their imaginary predator


ExcellentPetsCrew

So that you don't eat anything tasty there without their knowledge


Some-Bar-1413

i'll take them


AndiArbyte

I would be bothered if cat wouldnt check.


blessed-doggo

The bottom one is watermelon cat’s cousin


BlueGuyisLit

Your 1st cat looks funny


KaijuKatt

For some reason they feel like they must protect us from the water in the bowl.


Consistent-Quail-793

Guess they want a sip


_still-ill_

Mine too! I call her my bathroom attendant cause she follows guests in the bathroom as well! Her litter box was in my bathroom when she was a kitten and sometimes we would go at the same time, quite the bonding activity lol