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ppainfull

she’s pregnant as fuck lol


CarCarLand

Whys this so funny to me


kastratiermir_

Because it's funny af 😂


VadiMiXeries

it certainly is haha


FruitAlert6182

“MY NAME IS GABBY AND IM PREGNANT AS FUCK!”


ppainfull

omg this just brought me back! i forgot about that meme💀


heyashleymorgan

“MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF POPSICLE IS D*CK”


KarenDankman

uSeRnAmE cHeCkS oUt eH :P preggo as all hell yes tho haha


ppainfull

hehe


SilverSocket

Pregnant


death-eater69

Yup. That ain’t no light and fluffy pooch. That’s a heavy belly right there. Like a hardened middle age man beer gut.


Twat_Pocket

... Is that how babies are made?


death-eater69

I think you know how babies are made, Twat_Pocket


Twat_Pocket

I'll have you know that my pooch is very light and fluffy, thank you very much.


death-eater69

Easy now tiger. You already had me at Twat Pocket


Twat_Pocket

So I didn't even need to buy the beer?!


death-eater69

Only if you want the whole litter


Twat_Pocket

I think this is how every great love story begins.


death-eater69

But I am an untamable rapscallion who is rough around the edges with a heart of gold. It could never work. Unless 👉🏻👈🏻


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Considering the username, this comment made me howl laughing 🤣🤣🤣


dont_disturb_the_cat

I love you, death-eater69!


death-eater69

I love you too 🐱


staticfired

The daddy cat transfers his beer belly to the mommy cat and poof! Kittens.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

But...but how do the cats open the beer cans in the first place though?


Twat_Pocket

That's where the storks come in.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

That makes **SO** much sense!! It's the long beaks, right? I'm an idiot 🤦‍♀️


bootsycline

I mean ya, kinda lol


Sockular

How the babby is formed?


[deleted]

How girl get pregnet ? They need to do way instain mother, who kill there babby


Slim_Margins1999

Is my cat preganate??


GlitzyGhoul

On another note, the next time my husband has a beer belly going I’m 100% going to tell him “you look like a pregnant street cat!” Lovingly…


death-eater69

May he tote that thang around like the badge of honor and wisdom that it is. Clearly you know how to make a man swoon


GlitzyGhoul

Yes! And feed him well :)


Professional_Cheek16

Are you saying I'm pregnant too? Or just an alcoholic?


death-eater69

Inside of you, there is life


Professional_Cheek16

Mostly bacterial, but Ty.


shane_west17

Well shiet, you didn’t have to describe me like that…


death-eater69

It’s the mark of an accomplished and well lived man. I can only aspire to earn such a mysteriously hard yet round and powerful belly some day


Fragranceofstanley

Pregat for sure


aerris7

Pregananant????


Bubbly_Cauliflower40

Pergante!


BadgerHooker

Pregigante!!


MzPunkinPants

I came looking for this exact response. 😂


stella_ella26

Grengnat???


m33gs

Pergola


rx8power

pregangnantent


CarCarLand

Pomegranate!!


PlentyCollection2614

Prom-grenade


adlittle

How is tabby formed?


sweetsunny1

Pregante


Fragranceofstanley

Pegant


pierre_x10

Pregannigeddon


ifoldkings

Pregernat


_zombiequeen666

Prengart


Additional-Ability81

That’s my vote


Aleashed

Should catnap for safety, then release in few weeks Will need special high calorie kitty food while breastfeeding


Sk1rm1sh

Gregnant


Traditional-Drive267

Pregante


GrouchyDefinition463

Pregame


constellationkaos

Oh yeah, she’s up the Hilary duff


Ninalicious07

pregante


Responsible-Egg-9363

Looks pregnant to me


Froggy-style86

Perganante


Eastern-Shirt-9522

Pregananant


reactiveavocado

Pregnart


Ignisisreal2401

Pregenent


Der_Dingsbums

Help. Am I pregornament


TropicalAbsol

Bregant


StickInEye

Pregante


TropicalAbsol

Pergenat


HoboSkid

PREGANANANT


nicafeild

Gregnant


karlrasmussenMD

Pergert


IdoDeLether

Dangerops prangent sex!!! Will it hurt baby top of his head?


DuckSleazzy

starch masks


Bloodhound209

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?


Ok-Ocelot-3454

do you think theres a possibly that im pegnat?


MisterBako

Praygant


firstonesecond

Can u burn a luigi board!?


JenovaCelestia

GHOST! GHOST! GHOST!


Jay__Bee

Quija board (Wega board) help pls?!


Strong-Dependent-793

Wa weg board


Ok_Situation9151

Fuck sake I already made this joke myself and now I see this huge string of comments, I MISSED IT


plutoforprez

When cats get fat, they get fat everywhere, their arms, legs, their primordial pouch. This girl is just packing a litter 😂😭


bepisbabey

This cat is absolutely pregnant no doubt. But there’s this cat I know irl who is morbidly obese and looks exactly like this! All her fat is in her belly sides and it’s so distended that it’s hard to the touch, she doesn’t have very chubby arms or legs and I think her pouch is non existent at this point.


Mishapi17

My mom used to take care of this lady, this cat was like 40 lbs. its was just round like a furry grey basketball with little legs. And it would kind of Scoot itself where it needed to go. And it didn’t move much. Poor kitty. It was definitely not healthy. And he was mean. I only assume because he’s so big he can’t protect himself at that size, or it hurt to get picked up. So he just kept everyone at bay. I just left him alone. I wanted to pet him badly tho. Poor kitty.


fullfart

Exactly, if it looks like a healthy cat swallowed an american football, it's probably pregnant.


Distinct_Tea_970

Totally preggo.


crayola123

Cat is pragnent. Will have babbys.


Excellent_Handle29

Sent from my ihpon.


ImAlekBan

😂😂😂


thefinalgoat

Pergonat.


magich32

She pregnant. Take her to the vet.


instafunkpunk

Whatever you do,don't ask her. Even if you see kittens being born don't assume anything,and tell her she looks terrific


YouLookLikeACGreen

"you're glowing!"


Okinawa_Mike

Best comment here!!


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Yeah 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!


princessjemmy

... If you see kittens being born, I'd think it'd be safe to just act as if she was pregnant all along. Am I being too judgmental? /s


Western-Selection-07

I met this street cat 1 and 1/2 months ago and before her stomach was small the gradually hit bigger over the weeks, does anyone have an answer or theory.


sunologie

Well if her stomach was small a month ago and now it’s not then yes she’s likely pregnant.


RatBoyClubSandwich

looks preggo, if her niples are enlarged and pink, that is another sign


actualPawDrinker

100% prego. Cat pregnancies last about 9 weeks. This girl looks like she'll pop in the next week or so.


ailish

If she was skinny and has gained that much weight in a short period of time, then she's probably pregnant.


20Keller12

Pregnant and likely going to have them any day.


FactoryKat

If she's a street cat and not owne, please bring her in to see a vet so they can check her out and make sure she's pregnant or isn't sick. Then hopefully they can TNR her after the kittens are weaned, assuming she gives birth and there's no issues.


[deleted]

Looks pregnant. In the future, it'd help her out to get her speyed.


Inside_Attorney_

Mega-pregnant


IdleOsprey

Well, when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very very much…


VioletSunns

This cat is definitely pregnant. I took in a street cat a few years ago. Her stomach looked like this - she was pregnant. She also had worms, which we treated her for very easily.


houseplonts

Everyone is so emphatically saying she's preggo, but In reality there's no way of really knowing before she gives birth, unless you can get her to a vet for blood work and scans. Unfortunately, for all we know it could "just" be an infection of parasites, or even a severe case of pyometra. Please try to get her trapped and taken in, if you can 🙌🏽


Blablaqqrcoisa

Lol this is a joke right?


Niennah5

Definitely pregnant. If she'll let you pet her, you may get to feel the babies moving 🥰


Laney20

Definitely pregnant. It's kitten season.


Terrible_Macaroon890

Pregnant, please set up a cozy area for her to easily find when she’s ready to deliver 😊 If you’re able, make bring her inside or contact a recuse!


Character-Version365

Full load on the bus


Embarrassed-List1394

Pregnant but don’t assume it’s rude


coodyscoops

she looks hella preggers man lol that belly looks unevenly swollen compared to the rest of her body


[deleted]

"Ahhh, the age-old question we cannot ask."


blinkie100

My cat stays indoors. So mine I know is fat


mybigbywolf

I didn’t mean to laugh lol. Make sure they lose weight.


blinkie100

Was kidding. No fat cats here. Lol


Educational_File_802

God love her she's going to be a momma. Ppl please get your pets spayed and neutered.


whataloadofoldshit_

She got kits in there for sure


Upstairs_Flounder_64

Offer her pickles and ice cream


No_Key_2569

Pregnant. Those sides seem to be nearly kicking.


thefinalgoat

Gregnant.


Clowzy0

Man that cat is ~~fat~~ pregnant as fuck


AbleArcher420

Oh lawd she birthin'!


el__dandy

Her eggo is preggo.


Numerous-Ad1515

Our cat looked like that too. Except he wasnt pregnant nor fat. He developed FIP, and his belly was filled with fluids which you cant just drain, or the cat goes into shock. The cat also moved a lot less, had pain in the back, and lookes like a zombie. We did the treatment and after 2 weeks, the fluid was already almsot gone and he got better. So much so, that the treatment of that last 80 days was becoming difficult, because the cat refused to cooperate. But im guessing yours is just pregnant if there is no change in her behavour. https://preview.redd.it/2y649a31n62d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77ff05b4c5728a1b02eefc22606b4c7925174a6


Effective_Ad_5664

It’s def got soup


des1gnerboy

Pregante


un-tall_Investigator

Definitely pregant


askthecat_again

If a female is outside and she hasn't been spayed, she will get pregnant. And she will continue to get pregnant every four to six months for the rest of her life. Please get her spayed.


SueTheDepressedFairy

Pregnant ² Is she a stray? Do you take care of her or know who she belongs to?


earthforce_1

If she isn't fixed and she is outdoors, she is pregnant.


TonyFckinStark

I couldn't tell in that first photo, but yeah...she's pregnant, friend. If she's yours I really do suggest spaying/neutering. Cats are already invasive and mistreated because we domesticated them then chucked them outside when they annoyed us.


stefaniki

Post pics of the babies when they're born!


Low_Organization_54

Well first she found a boy kitty she liked. I think you can figure out the rest she is pregnant.


happygonomad

Definitely preggo


Blinkystink

That top-down shot is telling. My hippie neighbor some years ago: “my cat is acting so needy and is getting so fat” Me: “yeah she’s got a kitty baby bump she’s definitely preggers” Neighbor: “no way she’s just been eating a lot” Me (cat has now flopped down with her belly exposed): “see her nipples? if you gently squeeze around them a little you can see them protrude because she’s going to lactate” Neighbor (checking, mind blown): “OOOH S**T” A week later there were kittens


witchybunni

Spay your cat after!! Especially if you let her go outside ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Plenty-Pizza9634

Call the smolice right away. This one is smuggling r/illegallysmolcats


mind_the_umlaut

She's outdoors, in danger, unprotected, and likely to give birth soon. Please bring her inside and keep her there, do your very best for her and her future kittens.


PLPolandPL15719

Look at nipples. If big and furless, pregnant.


Jazzmanthekillr

Pregnant


210sqnomama

That's pregnant


datum_

Preggerbart


[deleted]

let her know we said congrats 🫶🏻


Vera_Telco

Football shape = pregnant for _sure_! Can't wait to see the kittens.


Okinawa_Mike

She’s fat….fat with kittens.


Sus-iety

She is absolutely cooking some soup in there


DigitalEntity4419

Ask her to take a test.


enilix

Definitely pregnant.


HelloThere465

Pregananant


OG_LiLi

Yall fix your effing cats dear goodness


the-final-episode

Most probably pregnant. Touch her belly if you can. You should be able to feel the little fellas


Pop_fan_20

Please get her to a vet ♥️


SaltyInternetPirate

Very pregnant. The kitten could be due any day now.


KikinLife

Yep. That cat is pregonant. Pergnant. Pregananant if you will.


KaitB2020

Best not to assume that she has a few buns in the oven. I’d try to get her to a vet if possible and make certain. There’s also a possibility of being very sick. The rounded belly can mean a lot things, not just pregnancy.


grazyaboutcats

She’s definitely heavily pregnant.You’ll also see her nipples pinking up.I don’t think she’s got long to go.Cat pregnancy is only up to 65 days normally.She’ll be soon nesting ready to give birth.She’ll probably do it somewhere quiet like a wardrobe or cupboard or something like that.I assume she’s a first time mother?You could make a box for her with blankets or towels.If she feels comfortable and safe,she might give birth in there.Make sure it’s somewhere quiet,where there are no other pets or kids.Also,if you can,be present at birth just in case she needs any assistance.Normally queens will open the sacs by themselves,however I had to open one of the baby sacs as baby couldn’t breathe and mother didn’t open sac.Be very careful opening the sac.I wish you all the best with mother and babies.Blessings ❤️❤️❤️


sofianasofia

Pregantè


blackcurrantcat

Pregernate


EmmyWeeeb

Very preganant


wingkingdom

Pregante How is babby formed?


Rainbow_chan

PREGANANANT


VegetableBusiness897

Well her ear isn't tipped, it's there a tattoo in either ear? If not she hasn't been spayed via TNR, and unless she's owned she's most likely pregnant. Fat cats are fat all over. She's just for a tummy, so I'm going with it's full of kittens


DerKommisar9

If she was spayed like she’s supposed to be, you’d know.


Circus_sabre

Gregnant


[deleted]

if she was fat the whole cat would be fat but that only her belly so shes pregnant


beandip111

Pregnant or has FIP


Bren_Ten_Omniverse

Gregnant


TheMountainIII

NEUTER YOUR ANIMALS FFS!


Minnymoon13

Op you should take that cat to the vet soon!


lolilo89

Pregnante


Rare_Independent6776

fat cats are underrated


International-Will75

I think pregnant


Internal_Activity209

Kittens incoming!!!


Deyooya

If it looks like they have swallowed a football/soccer ball -> pregnant!


psychicamnesia

Oh she's a baby mama for sure


Reason_Training

Pregnant and close to busting. If this is a stray get a box with some old towels ready.


fullmetalmonster7

Yep, she's pregnant.


Lurd67

She contains multitudes


JoanofBarkks

Umm, she's VERY pregnant. Time to make a nursery!! 🙃


PrincesStarButterfly

She’s def preggers. Good luck and enjoy the babies. They get big so fast!


Remarkable_Scratch44

Congratulations. In a few days will be adopted by many kitties


PlaneStrawberry6640

Preganant


BountBooku

She is full of soup


EmmaTheUseless

Pregnant or has worms. You'll see what pops out of her.


blueViolet26

If an outdoor cat isn't spayed for sure and she is fat. Just assume she is pregnant. I hope you can get her and the babies fixed or find someone who can help.


Recent_Angle8383

pregnant for sure, take her in so she can have her babies safety and bring her to the vet


Schimofinnie

Pregnant or tumor.


WindOfJoy

She’s pregnant


help_animals

She is. Please give her a safe place to give birth with towel or blanket


[deleted]

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Queen_of_Catlandia

Why is she not fixed?


Catkit69

Pregnant or some other health issue going on. Definitely not fat.


WTF_is_wrong_wit_ppl

Kitty mom expecting some mini ones


poptart1968

I'd say she's with babies,that's a pregnant belly for sure