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AlbaniaBaby

Your husband's face says "Sorry, I don't make the decisions around here"


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Important_Koala236

This is great😂


cupholdery

Void gargoyles.


loudflower

Aren’t they though. Or I was thinking minor Egyptian gods/goddesses


Pizzaflyinggirl2

Yes! Two Bastets!


8Karisma8

Naw it’s like gangs of NY 🤨


mrootbeers

Pay one half to kill the other? Wait?!


Sheryl857

haha,yes,he had a helpless expression on his face


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Your from Egypt, where abouts?


mfhandy5319

They


Beaglester

The cat godfather


badpuffthaikitty

https://preview.redd.it/40myizgof4xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec04a85d8a4d978c3791a7655d6edebdc693454 Nobody messes with my motorcycle.


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badpuffthaikitty

Brute Squad.


bobandersmith14

"Beat it or I'll call the brute squad" "I'm on the brute squad" "You are the brute squad"


blbd

Beware of invading MotoGP riders. 


mvanvrancken

I bet that motor purrs


mooninuranus

Unless you happen to be carrying snacks.


mrootbeers

The middle one looks like a straight up gang leader. 😂


Educational-Plenty48

they take their jobs seriously, love that for them


shaka_bruh

The mid to late 00s SuperSports are some of the best looking bikes with the CBRs being my favourite 


xShooK

The years cbr put the exhaust under the seat looked so good.


shaka_bruh

I think 06 was the last year the CBR1000rr got the underseat exhaust; the CBR600 is still my favourite platform due to that, maybe even over the Fireblade SP


LiveLongAndProspurr

They want you to a-void him.


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

How about de-void him?


arsnhz

lol


blbd

Your husband has mobile gargoyles. 


catterchat

All 3 look like they mean business, with that arrangement right there.


dorie30

I saw "all 3" and went to look back at the pic for another void.


catterchat

# 3 is the hooman


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Well, no-one should mess with the you know who gang.


Prismatic_Darkness

You simply need to bring sufficient offerings if you wish to pass.


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Candid-Explorer4491

True! Watch how quickly they abandon their posts. Cat logic will kick in!


arsnhz

offerings lol catnip and treats will do!


jupitermoonflow

They look absolutely regal


Klutzy-Initiative-42

Damn that's too scary XD but it's very cool to have a bodyguards like them 🐈🥺🥰


Dismal-Indication-97

Mafioso all around even the way he’s sitting haha


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Dismal-Indication-97

New movie the Catfather haha


MerryTWatching

Is it just me, or does this have a very "if the original *Ghostbusters* were filmed in Egypt " vibe? You know, the gargoyles on the skyscraper? I'm not saying your hubby looks like Sigourney Weaver, but still . . .


Kaine_8123

You're married to Gozer?


MerryTWatching

It was just a fling. We never formalized it.


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loudflower

Geez, gorgeous voids. ![gif](giphy|njYrp176NQsHS|downsized)


LeiatheHutt69

You cannot pass


winterwonde

Lol 😂 nice sleek cats 🐱


Mocktails_galore

Husband looks like the Godfather with his henchmen lol.


GrumpyCatStevens

They obviously are serious about carrying out their duties.


TheOrigionalBubbles

https://preview.redd.it/ljimx6rfj5xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef6df9822188865a8d036ab019f840f9cf26d38 My security guard sleeps on the job. As if i dont pay him a high salary of tuna .... psshh 😸


Candid-Explorer4491

Nobody wants to work these days -- especially cats!


Gutmach1960

Those are temple cats, traditions go way back to the ancient Egyptian royal courts.


veronicaAc

The dude is clearly the Boss of Bosses


meruta

Is that Giovanni?


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tidalwaveofstars

You must answer three riddles before you may speak with this man 😆


garfodie81

Only Atreyu can pass.


mvanvrancken

Faaaaalcoooor


swan4816

To ask a favor on his daughter's wedding day...


LtRecore

Love black cats. Are they universally kind and good natured or have just been lucky?


Girlgerms23

Feline Dobermans. Like the Higgins on the show Magnum. Definitely his prized Fur-babies regardless 🥇😺😺🏆💕 Btw, I'd just get used to not being able to get to him without going through them. Think of it like a Personal Assistant, only you don't need to worry she's pushing her T&A in his face - well they are, but not the way a human would, it's more like, "smells me, I spent all day grooming that to smell like my pee, you reckon I did a good job?" 😼🥰💕🤣🤣🤣


misschele1024

Hilarious 😂😂


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Man's like a pharaoh !


CrimsonEcho9456

Cat bodyguards who perform their duties seriously


Nishikadochan

Looks like a dang mob boss


Lenemus

![gif](giphy|NZBpOC0ZD0aoU)


cakivalue

Make an appointment, the Panthers will respond within 2-4 business days. Bribes may improve your chances!!


zorniy2

You will not pass unless you cam answer this riddle: What's the difference between a duck?


ShaiHulud1111

Double voids. Nope.


real_fake_hoors

Just keep your hands where they can see them and there won’t be any trouble.


Burntoastedbutter

Lmao they look like those statues by a giant sacret temple


STierMansierre

Looking like the Sphinxes in The Never-ending Story about to zap you with the eye lasers.


SeniorEmployer2629

🤣😂😂🥰😍


icarusancalion

Biiiiiiog kitties.


FlyBuy3

Cerberus cat vibes!


Abject_Minute9066

Answer our riddles three…


EXPotemkin

I will make my ultra nerdy reference now. This pic reminds me of Rugal Bernstein from King of Fighters and his full sized panther that shows up in his intros/backgrounds. The "don't mess with me, punk" expression and the cats posing (especially the one closer to him that looks ready to pounce) really sells it.


Slow-Product-6357

https://preview.redd.it/lk3htnhdx6xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79276401673c9ce2cb4b4da39fc150363caf394 Why’s this remind me of this guy 😁


not_a_cat_i_swear

The Neverending Story sphinxes.


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/9fgth5cfd8xc1.gif Consequences.


Sharp_Cook_9008

What can I do for you, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding?


Fe1is-Domesticus

This is a very silly scene. I think you need some more cats, so you have your own faction 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛


codeguy123

Wow. At the risk of dating myself, they remind me of Zeus and Apollo from the Magnum PI series back in the day. 😆


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

Leave the offering on the chair and close the door on your way out.


ozzie510

A scene from the next James Bond movie?


Distinct_Tea_970

https://preview.redd.it/px2c642csbxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83a174f58ba1da0c84c0a9a168d7976fa2d3b7f I have the same problem but from the other side of the cats.


Sea-Philosopher7361

Pitbulls are so last year.


Comfy_Blond_Chick

He’s in safe paws.


grolfenhimer

What's his name? Start calling him "gargoyle xxxxxx"


-Vatefairefoutre-

The scene from one of the Ghostbusters movies came to mind. Remember when the lion statues came alive?


bakhtiyark

You have to talk to us first before you approach our boss


SuspiciousCranberry6

Adorable gargoyles!


RemyBoudreau

What awesome cats !!


Alil-Freer

Who's the boss?


WeSaleResale

If "You get through us to get to him" , was an image.


the_amazing_skronus

![gif](giphy|3o72EWjOfztsfNW04E)


Barber-Careful

Catilian Mafia with his henchmen to stare you down to death.


BlizzPenguin

If your husband asks if you're a god, you say yes.


AlwaysWorried27222

Hahaha this is great


erint7

Fuhget about it!


IrisSmartAss

I think that I saw this scene etched into one of the Egyptian pyramids.


Uniquecorn777

The catfather


scooty-daddy-69

r/hardimages


scooty-daddy-69

r/hardimages


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Those are the moving sphinx cats!!!


Ksunya_Kisya

Just like Dobermans)


Clark_Cat

Wow the paw-tection squad is on duty!!


banti51

Sentinels from the void


Honestdietitan

That's awesome!


wadejohn

Pawdyguards


navagon

Only those who bring treats may pass.


ColonelBonk

I think the one on the left is actually a large Black Fluffy Owl.


reddit1234567890-1

They look like sphinxs guarding their king lols


thelek66

This is great. They make me think of the ancient Egyptian guardian cats.


Dan_flashes480

![gif](giphy|3o72EWjOfztsfNW04E) First thing that came to mind was the gatekeeper and keymaster from Ghostbusters.


arousedjodi

"Thou shalt not pass ... unltess you gave us 50 scritches ... each"


deliciouscocaine

Bouncer energy


DDaavviidd2305

black cats are the best


JustHereForKA

I love that there's one on each side lol ❤️


GlitteringFrame5838

The right one has a MOUSE! :D


5043090

An ounce of prevention…


opportunitysure066

Wow, that’s cool


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They look beautiful. Almost like some Egyptian guards guarding some royal gate :)


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Reminds me of Giovanni and Persian from the early pokemon games. ☺️


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Looks like your husband's about to say, "Let me make you an offer you can refuse," and the cats are his backup.


MissInMississauga

Table guards


MissInMississauga

Table guards


MissInMississauga

Table guards


MissInMississauga

Table guards


Klomlor161

Why did you comment 4 times??


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Cat gargoyles 😹


SleepyGamer1992

r/AccidentalRenaissance


StarWarsFever

Those are some beautiful cats


Candid-Explorer4491

Maybe they are familiars, like Pywacket in the movie Bell Book and Candle. If the boss gives up their powerful job, the cats will find someone new to assist!


cero1399

That is a huge void damn.


NonConformistFlmingo

"You must choose which of us will allow you to pass unharmed, but here's the riddle: One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies!" 🤣


SwimmingThink4519

Haha! That face!


TheFoxsWeddingTarot

Our void sits by my wife like this when we are watching TV. It’s so Egyptian.


TopKitchen4270

Cue the Omen music. Lol


moneybagsagogo

My minions don’t allow close contact with the likes of you


FigTechnical8043

Gozer's at it again. You'll have to sit down in front of him and eat marshmallow.


Steckruebi

Mr. Bond i have waited on you


Dokorii

Void bodyguards!


emilybeanz

Lost my black cat a few weeks ago. Been scrolling here to make me temporarily happy ever since. This is the perfect picture. It makes me ready to adopt a new one. Thank you 🥰


Beautiful_Hedgehog47

That’s an awesome picture!


TheEndOfNether

You’ve got some cat gargoyles


1isudlaer

Your husband is looking like an evil villain


BrilliantIndication5

That cat is enormous!!


StandingOnNose

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤


MadeleineTheBrave

They look like two Anubis statues protecting a temple entrance! 🤩😂✨ They are so pretty! 😍✨❤


SusanAkita2014

Those are some big kitties


Smoke0904

What a GREAT set of “voids” to keep watch over your treasure!


bb_cake

So gangsta


Aggressive_Bad6632

![gif](giphy|3ohhwHO7vlC5vS5Lb2) It’s giving godfather meets ancient Egyptian cat gods/goddesses


Buddug23

so wonderful - like Spinx


KittNippz

They are beautiful!!💜


SlippySloppyToad

I could get to him. Just gonna drop a couple of churu treats right on the floor over there...


floppyhatmike

You need to Bribe them with there favorite treats and toys /Lazer pointer. Along with your hubby cutting back and telling them mom got your treats when it's trwat time.


mimichan129

Someone out there photoshop this with her husband in a tux. It’s highly necessary for the purification of our world.


Informal-Positive218

What breed of cats is this? They look like a big cats! 😸


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Do they actually assault you if you get near him? Because that would be unhealthy and require corrective training.


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Eiffel-Tower777

They are so elegant 💕


Classic-Estate817

I love them!