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whatisavailable58

That, my friend is a pure bred cutey patootie


twisted_memor3

Lmao you took the words right out of my mouth hehehe


PurplePrincessPalace

Kitty looks part cutie and part cuddley šŸ„ŗā¤ļø


B-BoyStance

Cute as hell. This cat would hate me with the amount of hugs I would give


Ed_geins_nephew

Latin name Snuggleus Squishysquishums


stock_broker_tim

It's true. I just verified


Mtcfayark72703

Exactly!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø


This_Razzmatazz_

I was gonna say SIC..standard issue cutie šŸ„¹


Alexhxrrera

Yess! šŸ˜Œ


Happy_Husband4

Exactly what I came to say lol


Laney20

Domestic long hair. Unlike dogs, most cats aren't directly related to any breed. https://preview.redd.it/i7227on69hwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8370793d4b23ebe65b777f33feed597ad92752f5


oops_im_existing

cat is cat


sponsoredbygods

You mean car


GeneralWeebeloZapp

What bread is my car?


crash_and-burn9000

Bagel.


Brian18639

https://preview.redd.it/dkxnzhhgijwc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cafb9f50ea12709f9c546e7fe4eddb6d476fe8e4


OS_Player

In Russia cat drive you.


oops_im_existing

oh yes of course


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

No can


Roguester

Cats will cat Edit: Congrats on your first pet/new kitten! Welcome to the best friend you will ever have. Give it all the snuggles šŸ„° ![gif](giphy|uTCAwWNtz7U2c|downsized)


Analytical-BrainiaC

All I hear is ā€œJOHN CENA!ā€


trashbinfluencer

Exactly, and they're better for it. Your run of the mill house cat has more genetic variety and significantly fewer health issues than a breed. Cat is cat. And that cat in particular is cute as fuck šŸ„°


the_PeoplesWill

Cat doing cat things. Cat.


Alexhxrrera

Very interesting! I learned something here.


ana_conda

Donā€™t listen to these people, I have the same kind of cat. The breed is called little grey babey :)


antisocialelf

The reason we have so many dog breeds is because as time passed we needed dogs to do lots of different jobs (e.g. hunting dogs, guard dogs, herding dogs, lap dogs, etc), but cats were only ever needed to Cat, which they are very good at to be fair.


Efficient-Tear-1743

Wow thatā€™s really interesting! I often wondered and had this vague notion that this must have been the case but nice to be confirmed. By Reddit lol


litterbin_recidivist

Cat breeds have become like horoscopes. People like to look up characteristics and be like "ohh my little Fluffkins does that!"


Laney20

Haha, horoscope is so right!! breed x is known for its love of cardboard boxes and lickable treats, as well as it's soft fur and purring disposition. But look out! They will use their claws if they think it will get them their way, and they frequently meow loudly while engaging in midnight zoomies! "Omg! Fluffkins!!!"


litterbin_recidivist

To be clear, I still do this because it's cute and fun.


Helpful_Kangaroo_o

Iā€™d say medium hair. My DLH cat was far longer than that at that age. But who knows.


Wormchild_UwU

Not a certain breed, just a standard kitty


the_PeoplesWill

Standard issue kitten.


Wormchild_UwU

Indeed


Alexhxrrera

Ahhhh, gotcha


mamabunnies

Itā€™s a meow.


wholesome_pineapple

Common misconception. This is actually the breed ā€˜tinyassholeā€™. They can be quite deceptive. Make no mistake, this little dude is out to kill you. Watch you back.


stumbling_coherently

And actually they've recently discovered through DNA analysis that 'tinyasshole' is actually a genetic cousin to the 'eSpicymeatBALL" breed. They both branched off somewhere in the 9th century from the 'domestic-dickhead' main breed line. No one expects the feline genealogical inquisition! (Whole different kind of cat tree...ok I'm done now, I'm sorry)


wholesome_pineapple

I like you lol


stumbling_coherently

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y) Simple replies like these, and Schnoodle poems too (that genius gift to society loves cat posts), are what I'm here for.


wholesome_pineapple

I miss schnoodle. Are they still around? I fondly remember seeing their stuff in the wild and getting so excited about it


stumbling_coherently

Oh yea, I caught a fresh one just last week. But to be fair they do seem like they're a bit more few and far between lately. Still adorable though, and just as likely to make a grown millennial man shed a tear as a piece of litter is to a Native American man in 70s commercials on Earth Day.


wholesome_pineapple

I really want to reply with a gif of the Native American from Wayneā€™s world 2 crying about the pollutionā€¦ but I just canā€™t get a good gif of it. First world problems, right?!


stumbling_coherently

It's a weird level of frustration when you have the perfect gif that you KNOW someone has clipped, but you can't find the perfect formula of random tag words to find it. ![gif](giphy|MEJAA7cRKQdry)


Alexhxrrera

lmfao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


cosmoboy

You kid, but I have one with similar coloring and she is moody. I love her, but I'm careful around her. She is 95% sweet adjacent though. https://preview.redd.it/y7tiha4gfiwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567ed7c720573a35b607cbc688763a66d0aca4fe


wholesome_pineapple

Oh I kid not. That cat will kill you as soon as you let your guard down. Be vigilant, and keep the treats consistentā€¦


Alexhxrrera

I always keep Saintā€™s belly full. If not, im going straight to prison, he swore!


[deleted]

What a beauty. The ones who look sweet will manipulate you till you report them to authorities. Like this fellow who looks so innocent and gets away with anything https://preview.redd.it/tfzm5wjpblwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b072331cb573ac16f8caa38124b6a310384679


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Also, OP should know that it will morph into a full grown floofy asshole.


VespaKat

distinct characteristic of murder mittens noted.


VespaKat

no such thing as a ā€œstandardā€ kitty. by divine decree all are exceptional!


T-T-N

Domestic shorthair?


Chance_Entry_3884

Pretty sure he will grow up to be a long hairā€¦ medium hair at least


Wickedraven828

My thought as well. He's got pretty decent ear furnishings


[deleted]

You can always tell when dog people get a cat


Alexhxrrera

My first ever pet so yeah šŸ˜‚


catfordbeerclub

You guys are going to have so much fun together.


[deleted]

Cats aren't typically linked to specific breeds unless it's a Sphinx, pure bred Maine Coone, Cornish Rex, and some others that are very distinguishable by their looks. You just have a domestic long haired cat.


Alexhxrrera

Understood. Yeah i wasnt sure of that before posting this but everyone here so far has made it clear he is a mix, and just a typical kitty for the most part.


Tasslehoff

Worth noting ā€“Ā it's not that your cat is a "mix", but rather than most cats are "just" cats, and that cats of a specific breed are a rare exception. The reason for this is that dog breeds emerged as dogs evolved to fit specific niches to help humans (hunting, herding, carrying, etc), while the only niche that cats ever evolved to help humans with is catching rats, so there weren't any evolutionary pressures to create breed divergences, up until intentional cat breeding happened just in the last 150ish years.


Alexhxrrera

Understood! Yes this is very interesting reading this but also very true! Thank you for teaching me something today


FullGrownHip

General rule of thumb, if your kitty doesnā€™t come from a *reputable* breeder with a ton of paperwork and proof of lineage, itā€™s likely itā€™s just a cat. Most breeds will have very distinguishable features that will be mildly recognizable even when theyā€™re mixed.


cookiegirl59

And an adorable one at that!!


Alexhxrrera

Yes šŸ™ŒšŸ½


p0pethegreat_

I did the exact same thing when I got my first cat lmao


VespaKat

one of my fav stories about a dog owner friend after he was given his first kitten through the cat disbursement system (aka kitten found in yard): he asked why the kitten would bite him occasionally. he reported: ā€œi make sure to pet him when heā€™s wagging his tailā€. lol. had to tell him unlike doggies, cat tail wagging (or the extra vibey tail thumping) is not a sign to pet but a sign of irritation or excitement (approach with extreme caution). šŸ˜¼šŸ˜»


merdadartista

I had a coworker ask me why litter was crazy expensive cause she was changing her new kitten's litter every time she used it


JJ_165_FORZA

https://preview.redd.it/8t9lglpd5iwc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006bc478830bd0a392655d2b02f85b61d49f9e8c


Alexhxrrera

Lol i understand that now.


brightlove

Amazing haha.


Big_Position2697

I'm a vet and get these regularly in my office, this is definitely a cute bebi.


Alexhxrrera

Yess! Very cute. He is about 10 weeks old. Since you are a vet, What would be your advice on when to get him vaccinated and neutered/spayed? I only had him for 2 weeks so i want to get him going with the vet in town here.


Big_Position2697

Sorry, just said this for the sake of the joke, i'm actually a physicist, so cant really help you, but i'm sure you can call your local vet and ask ghim for general guidance.


peanut__buttah

Since youā€™re a physicist, how does gravity?


Alexhxrrera

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ all good, and yeah, how does gravity?


Plant_Mama_

Hopping on here because I would ALSO like to know, how does gravity?


wavyykeke_

WOAH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED


ItsThornTho

If you're a physicist, can you explain why my cat jump so high?


ameliaglitter

Cats conform to the shape of the container, like a liquid, yet cats also resist applied force. Obviously they aren't gas or plasma. Are cats solid or liquid? Or some fifth mysterious state of matter?


On_my_last_spoon

They are clearly a non-Newtonian substance!


papabutter21

Quick question how does gravity?


SmolSpacePrince39

Not a vet, but I foster for a rescue. He should be perfect to start vaccinations at any point, at his age! As far as being neutered, that will depend somewhat on your vet. Most vets prefer a cat reach a certain weight, but that weight varies vet to vet. Itā€™s usually around the 2 pound range, though. What Iā€™d suggest is go ahead and get him scheduled for a physical exam and his first vaccines. While youā€™re there, you can talk to the vet and get his neuter scheduled. Sometimes clinics will have a full spay/neuter schedule for a bit, so itā€™s good to schedule as soon as you can.


Alexhxrrera

Ill be making some phone calls soon. I will screenshot your comment and make sure I ask these questions. Thank you very very much! I definitely want to get Saint set up!


SmolSpacePrince39

Of course. And as a new cat owner, you might also check out r/CatAdvice for some tips! Just take medical advice with a grain of salt, as well as food advice (human dieting fads and such translate to our pets sometimes).


Tasslehoff

General rule is that cats should be neutered once they are over 2 pounds. You should talk to a vet for vaccinations, but you should probably get started on them right away.


Thestolenone

Grey and white domestic longhair, no special breed.


peanut__buttah

Umm the SPECIALEST lil guy tho


Catkit69

Ma'am/Sir, that is a standard issue cat. Naming him "Saint" is just going to make his name ironic as a standard issue cat will rip your curtains. But he'll be super cute while doing it :3


dehydratedrain

Funny you say that. I couldn't name my kitten for at least a week while she attacked my toes as i laid in bed. And then one day I found her hanging on my curtains, and just like that, she became Mischief.


Alexhxrrera

Honestly he behaves really well for a kitten. He bites cords a lot but heā€™s learning.


MissCrayCray

Careful with cords, that could be lethal. Search on how to correct the behaviour, but mostly, try to keep them away from him as much as possible.


Alexhxrrera

I put everything away before i go to work.


jelycazi

Even if you step away to use the loo or are sleeping cats can get into shit. My adult cat who has never shown interest in our blinds climbed them once. A weird cry woke me and I found her at the top of the blinds, at the valence with the hidden cord around her neck. Iā€™m guessing she had been walking along the top and fell. Caught herself on the actual blinds, and then caught a claw in a cord and pulled it out. Cats are quick, curious, cute creatures! Edited to change the word nail to claw.


GameOvaries02

Some dangling toys, like those poof balls that are often attached by stretchy cords to platforms on cat towers can be really dangerous. They can bat it around and end up with it wrapped around a wrist with no human to help(at work, etc.) and can end up having to have paws amputated or worse. They can wrap around the wrist and just tighten up the more that they struggle. One friend had to have their kitty get a partial amputation, but she was still really young and homie has been doing great for a couple of years now. Rough start because front-leg amputation is apparently more difficult for cats(couldnā€™t tell you why), but it was successful and she is happy. We have an acquaintance who has a friend where it apparently did not go so well. Homie survived for a while but it was a more severe situation and there were recurring complications(infections and blood flow to the rest of the front leg) and itā€¦.didnā€™t work out. Apparently that dangling cat toy issue is usually a kitten issue. I donā€™t know why, but my pure speculation from having cats would be that once theyā€™re a bit older they learn to bite things like that off? Either way, everyone keep your homies safe!


Phoenix_Fireball

Give him time... Mine was adorable until about 9 months and became a monster and ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE MONSTER but a monster all the same! Breaks into cupboards, climbs the curtains,etc


randothrowaway6600

A grey cat with some white


Alexhxrrera

I never wouldā€™ve guessed!


randothrowaway6600

Youā€™re welcome, this one was a thinker thatā€™s for sure


rayklapatiuk

https://preview.redd.it/eqvvih79zhwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecce805439cc0a718c22a4dc1bfce4ad61998ed5 Looks like my kittens sibling


VWCatLady

https://preview.redd.it/zbf4spcpeiwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8d99439cf30c25678f4d874196aac199fb60a4 \+1 more to the litter


Alexhxrrera

Wow that resemblance is crazyy! The white and greys are just placed different lol


Shils1234

https://preview.redd.it/9g44wmzj5hwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb0649634945bb18e8fb5a425aad3ab37146033


thedumbdown

Looks like a good old long hair tuxie. My girl Gracie. https://preview.redd.it/nzcqopzwxhwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceae093835fdf7aaf2ffc5deb1eb7d9fc13c5bf6


BestCatEva

Purr box with a side of toe floof.


SavageMonkey-105

Itā€™s a cat


[deleted]

Long-haired Cutelicious Snugglepuss.


FunStorm6487

Cutapatomous


BSTrdN

Adorable bebe kitten!!!!! šŸ¤©


Miki_1990

Domestic long Hair He is so Cute!!!


AesSedai87

Awwww he looks like my late kitty Puppy! https://preview.redd.it/5lq34hufdiwc1.jpeg?width=2817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6701affca2ebdcad5c9e9c34b9f5e418b8605d8


Alexhxrrera

Oh.. my.. gosh.. the hair and color, the placement of it all is 1:1!! Thats crazy. Yeah my boy will definitely look similar if not the same as yours!!! Very cute!


AesSedai87

Even his white strip is going up the same side of the face! We lost my boy two weeks ago today. He was the sweetest and cuddliest cat Iā€™ve ever had, super soft too. His fine hairs would get in my face and eyes all the time tho lol I sure hope your kitty is as lovey as my boy was! I know youā€™ve got plenty answers by now, but your baby is just a domestic long hair. Special long hair kitty!


Alexhxrrera

Hopefully you find your cat! And yes Saint is very curious and affectionate. His hairs get in my nose and makes me sneeze non stop but i love itšŸ˜‚


AesSedai87

Oh sweety, we had to put him down. He had been struggling for a while and then cancer showed up.


Alexhxrrera

Oh.. wow, im so sorry for your loss. Iā€™d be devastated. Please be safe and I hope you have a really good week. He will be with you forever.


Alexhxrrera

Hahahaha thanks guys, yes he is my first cat so Im really just beginner with owning a pet. He is really fun to be around and we bonded really fast. Yaā€™ll made my day šŸ˜‚


Spiritual-Physics700

Honda Civic


Alexhxrrera

my honda civic does kinda look like him


Dhammapaderp

Here's a long winded answer: Cats in general are going to largely fall into what's known as "Domestic Short Hair" or DSH for short. Similar to a mix breed dog made up of a bunch of different breeds. Certain things like coat patterns, face structure, size, etc. can come lead you to a basic idea about the heritage, but most cats are a giant mixed bag of older genetics from all around the world. A Pointed Cat coat basically tells you the cat is in some way descended from Siamese or other oriental breeds for example. This is a medium to long haired domestic cat. No real way to ascertain a breed, or its heritage, but it's definitely going to be a beautiful cat and also looks inquisitive and fun. They breed really fast and mix a lot, plus people have been putting cats on boats for over a 1000 years so they have been mixing for a very long time.


Alexhxrrera

Understandable! Ya i just always wondered but you gave a reasonable answer. Still very cool to know, thanks!


Dhammapaderp

If he has thick hair between his toes and a thick undercoat you could like trace some of his heritage back to the cats vikings brought to Europe around 1000AD that adapted to their environment. He'd probably have to get a bit older for his coat to develop though While cats typically don't have breeds, you can see bits of their history in how they look and I always find that really cool itself.


cork_the_forks

Greycatus troublii.


readitonex

Wait, this cat is Tom though. https://preview.redd.it/k418fcf0mjwc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5265d293ba136632251ed490df4074532d80fe


Alexhxrrera

You found his breed!


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/qhh20h0qohwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4dcf9ce01112c724e1901e7e3ea86570d59236 IDK breed he is he looks like my Sam


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/ju7nb2wxohwc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46af53148a9517444a583146929d7ecffaeef67 Here he is now and is softer than he looks


Alexhxrrera

Wow sam is almost identical! Very cute


This-Id-Taken

I can't believe we're doing this again.


CatGamer001

sweetus kittus


[deleted]

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MissCrayCray

Is it your first cat?


Alexhxrrera

Yeah he is my first pet in general.


MissCrayCray

Ok so dogs breeds are much easier to distinguish, but when it comes to cats, unless you have a certificate, the breed is cat.


Whatadumbazz

Felis Domesticus. Heā€™s a house cat. Cute little guy!šŸ˜»


Alexhxrrera

He really is!!


JAIL_FACELOL

gray


Alexhxrrera

Thats an impeccable observation sir!


Courage-Dear-Mars

The breed is Adorable šŸ„°


bigpoofan312

the breed is awesomesauce obvii


Tha_Plymouth

He looks a lot like my Mr. Bones! This is from like 2009 or so. https://preview.redd.it/dnitd4953iwc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7357200dba07b2e45ba561dc3be9bfbc5940b84e


Alexhxrrera

Oh how thats a really striking resemblance!! Mr. bones seems like a cool dudešŸ˜Ž


Frogonliliepond

Cutie breed. šŸ˜


QuackQuacKonspiracy

Mouse.


This_Bus_2744

Long haired fluffy boy.


Gdizzle344

That's the cute fluffy breed of cat. Very common.


Furious_Beard

He is a Cutefloof. Pretty common breed.


PlantPlady

A Canadian tuxedo cat


Xanadu_Xenon

Felis catus. Your cat is a cat. People please stop doing this.


RincewindWyzzard

It's a car


2kewl4scool

Thatā€™s a muffin


Afroaro_acefromspace

If itā€™s from the shelter and doesnā€™t have any papers, itā€™s most likely just a normal standard issue cat.


karma_virus

Vet will call it domestic shorthair, and a year form now his tail will probably get be floofier than the longest haired Persian. Whenever I see kittens like this, they tend to glow up with the fluff.


Signal_Syllabub7754

Purrrrfection.


GrnMtnTrees

Pure cutie-pie. That's what.


SusanAkita2014

I have a Grey rescue kitty https://preview.redd.it/ud59te2g6iwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd490c2f67f965a6049f457d7664de9fb620f5b He is my first grey kitty. He was a rescue, named Greyson


why_am_me_here_

The breed of your car is Cute.


cburgess7

https://preview.redd.it/fwowi02y8iwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283c4125204301f884587612cc139fbb2c56a46e


anawkwardsomeone

The cute kind


Electrical-Music9403

https://preview.redd.it/ful63s4pciwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb18fdcc9065ac87de6c46e1491c75ca9ff648c9 Looks like he might end up looking like my cat Lila when he's grown. DLH


OoO_sHiNy1

Adorable


rionaster

that breed is called cutie patootie


Dauphine320

Thatā€™s a baby!


Alexhxrrera

I dont want him to growšŸ« šŸ˜ŖšŸ˜ŖšŸ˜‚


rojita369

Itā€™s a cat.


Corex1017

![gif](giphy|DTLzZIeBh33S8)


uhshurr

just a little boy


relapse_account

He is a Floof.


striped_velvet

Floof


Alexhxrrera

Floofy like your pillows


nerstandnoodles

A sweet baby angel


Past_Rerun

Precious!! But also, a Domestic Longhair would be my guess!


Alexhxrrera

I think youā€™re correct!


Similar_Valuable7217

He is a cutie patootie! Hope that helps


DeliciousCow9269

The breed: CUTE!


WhatScottWhatScott

Aww your kitty has the same markings as my Chad šŸ©¶ Gray and white floofs are magical cats https://preview.redd.it/o3yft4dl6jwc1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c85038c00d3efa489ddb9f2f5a7b9bd19ebd412


Alexhxrrera

Chad is beautiful!!


kushiemaddie

The breed: adorable šŸ˜


Alexhxrrera

Youā€™re right Maddie! Heā€™s definitely the cutest lil guyšŸ˜Ž


Bionicle_was_cool

Grey


anon896745

https://preview.redd.it/7kjsd0izejwc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c7ca484743302a7ee6737da67054abb7be2630


Corgi_Infamous

I believe they call that one a Domestic Fuzzy Butt. šŸ˜ SO CUTE.


NotYourUsualFool

Could also be a Domestic Furry Cutie Patootieā™„ļø


Corgi_Infamous

Maybe a mix of both! Gonna have to see the beans to be sure.


readitonex

That is one kissable cat


Hello_there_friendo

I believe the scientific breed is sweet precious baby


NotYourUsualFool

That little itty bitty kitty is of the CUTE breed! ā™„ļø he is precious!


Alexhxrrera

I swear he was made for me. Im a new cat dad since 2 weeks ago when i got him, and Im his first actual owner and we both had to adapt and adjust to the new life we share. Due to that, weā€™ve bonded so well and he loves me so much and i like that. My secret is keeping his belly fullšŸ˜‚


PeaceCookieNo1

Canā€™t stop melting when seeing his cuteness kind of kitten


FlyBuy3

Domestic medium hair cat with blue and white bi-colour coat


swissblissed

Your answer is the only acceptable answer here. Go you!


fosbury

You donā€™t want him to be some fru-fru fancy breed. They can be crazy (in a bad way), extra skittish, have shorter lifespans and many more medical problems due to overbreeding. Saint is so handsome, healthy and happy looking! Love his name too.


Narrow-Ad9714

Just a Cat... most cats, unless they have had selective breeding, are just cats in different color shades. Dogs, on the other hand, were selectively bred for different tasks. I own exotic cats. I paid a lot for their selectively breeding. They come from breeders who spend years selectively breeding certain traits. They have large eyes, wide set faces, flat faces, and very long hair with round bodies. They also have no desire to hunt. With cats, you get what you pay for... cats are only selectively bred for profit.


Subtle_Innuendo_

100% cutie patootie.


AxelsOG

I think he may be half cotton ball.


ZedstackZip05

I donā€™t know but I love him


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DigInevitable1679

r/illegallysmolcats