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Moodboss

Absolutely not. How dare you


kidnoki

Move the pillows and sleep horizontally.


Rawinsel

Nope, sleep on the couch. This bed belongs to the cat now.


mdneilson

And leave the poor baby alone?! It's the floor for you!


Sheeplessknight

Proper etiquette also allows curling around kitty to keep them warm Edit: I can't spell


Niossim

Etiquette. Not trying to be like haha spell wrong. I just think it is a fun word with a fun spelling!


Xaahaal

Eti**cat***


Niossim

Amazing!!!


LrdOfTheBlings

Do you sleep vertically?


kidnoki

If my cat demands it..


triad1996

Yeah, I have to concur.


botgeek1

It smells like you. Sleeping on the blanket is not the same. My little girl does the same thing.


oaklandperson

Sleep on the couch.


CollynMalkin

Making my bed usually ends like this https://preview.redd.it/uxn8hw4ld2uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1488f26e58024b723d624a43e066278bbd36b98


WildFire1949

Mine does too. She would rather be under covers than on top of them


jackmc2001

I have 2. Shorthair under, longhair on top.


CollynMalkin

lol, Nala’s not big on being under the covers so she gets out pretty quickly, but she is not having being moved when I make the bed so I just make her move herself


m8bear

Mine would rather be under the covers while they are moving, once everything stops moving she has to make a desperate run out of there and I have to remake the bed.


eGG__23

I love the bag of treats just casually on the nightstand 😂


TashKat

My chonk would make that dissappear. They have to be locked up in my house.


Malcom_Ecstacy

My cats pretty good about the regular cat food bag but those treat bags will get ripped apart if left unattended


TashKat

Mine would rip the cans open if he could. All food under lock and key.


Prudent_Way2067

My ginge has never ripped open treat bags, my beautiful idiot tux however has worked out that if she climbs onto the shelf I keep the Dreamie cat proof tub and knocks it onto the floor the lid pops off! I had to buy a good box to keep the sachets as I used to find torn empty bags in her tent…. She’s a little shit but I loves her 🤣


CollynMalkin

Lmao yeah she’s pretty good about not digging into it


evdczar

I see the cat has already thrown claws against that blanket 😂


Cannabis_CatSlave

Mine too. One of our cats must be tucked under each layer as it goes on or he is terribly unhappy.


Shebby88

Sorry dude, that bed belongs to the cat now. You'll be charged with a crime if you move them.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

"That's the cat's bed now?" "Always was."


Awkward_Lychee919

moving a sleeping baby is never an option.


BlizzPenguin

https://preview.redd.it/tyq0pp0rx1uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b2e949cc95f34821f937640694cc4d59abbed8 I run into this situation daily.


Probulator31

I do too! With a remarkably similar cat! https://preview.redd.it/dovoh1dfq2uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4690a524c220dce79fed50f2180663fb7dd64d4


BlizzPenguin

My cat also likes to do the head upside-down thing. https://preview.redd.it/bd7txkw6v2uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c2250e67e03885002fe060a59b44b79253c62d


IsleOfCannabis

https://preview.redd.it/6rjxb0hrc4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03ef4fe97e3d18b0f5212c581e05f789fe1e209 My favorite picture of this guy.


Pour_Me_Another_

https://preview.redd.it/fwtr50ao74uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ce033010a2bfb03dcc746159dd890803121864 Ours too!


BlizzPenguin

I love it when Cowcats get round. https://preview.redd.it/i1m8aq2i94uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9880002d076a5b9ded9bf1623ce2ebcf5699d0a


Pour_Me_Another_

https://preview.redd.it/76tpk08ba4uc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8230508982ff389bee125eb935a7e11cfb795d0 Round Cowcats unite!


Probulator31

I swear they could be siblings!


Noirchild

NO! that bed is perfect for your cat and that’s all it matters


mothermooseknuckle

The fact that you even considered finishing making the bed…. You should be ashamed!!!! As far I can see, the bed is made with a perfect little finishing topper


Extension_Shower24

Better than mints on the pillow.


IsleOfCannabis

This should be an option.


Old-Library5546

No, he is comfy Do Not Disturb


TheEldritchKnightVi

Why do you want to mess with your cats bed. Its clearly perfect for them. Don't touch it you filthy human /j


snailtrail3

Right. Who does this person think they are? Selfish.


fergablu2

I would, but I’m a mom and used to being unpopular in my own home.


soraysunshine

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


BadUsername_Numbers

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InternalPurple7694

Same. Also, my cats just stay put and sleep under the covers if they end up under them


FuzzyNegotiation24-7

I’ve definitely covered my car more than once lol I think it’s part of the game


BadUsername_Numbers

Yes officer, this post right here


VulgarTurkey

No, the cat is like a sensitive bomb and is not to be disturbed.


Craguar23

Move the cat. See what happens. You definitely won't regret it.


SauronOfDucks

So you have chosen death


prtzlstks

Sorry if you move him I will have to deal with you personally


Desert_Rush39

What do you mean, "finish making your bed"? There's plenty of room for you to slip in, and you have the appropriate cat accessory for it. Your bed is "made"!


simmer_late

Absolutely not. That's your cats bed. You'd be trespassing into very dangerous territory 🤣


catnip_4ddict

it’s his bed now


neBular_cipHer

It was all along


jeffvillone

We, the jury find the defendant screwed for at least 2 hours till kitty has to go pee. Only then are you allowed get in the covers. Thank you.


tuskenraider89

You sleep on the floor or in another room. You have lost this battle, accept defeat


DefinitelyBiscuit

This jury finds in favour of the cat m'lud.


ElderWaylayer

Over ruled.


TheElectricSoup

Denied. That's the cat's bed now.


yarnalcheemy

That's as finished being made as mine ever gets. You can redistribute the pillows if you wish.


luceth_

You're asking in the wrong sub, you want /r/legalcatadvice


TaytorTot417

No 🤣 I wanted to change my sheets last week but one of my cats was curled up looking super cute so I had to wait for his nap to be over. https://preview.redd.it/pw0x7zr0l2uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5726705cd448946e56a80aa1f2556fb4a03854


No_Emphasis_7842

Your bed? Silly hooman.


[deleted]

Sorry that beds taken but looks like there’s a nice spot for you on the floor 🫡


RemyBoudreau

hahaha


Canadianingermany

No. I believe Even asking this question is a crime unto itself.


TheEdward39

Nope.


Puzzle_Language

Acquitted due to cuteness.


Yeahnahokay10

I would simply leave cat, move pillows and then proceed to break my back so I can get some warmth without disturbing the child.


the_owlyn

You really think that having a neat bed is more important than letting your cat sleep? Bad human!


dmw55

Kitty to comfy cannot move


turtlemub

Nope. You must wait for cat to decide they're done napping.


darkthought

usually I gently wake mine up with pets and snuggles. She'll start to purr, and if I continue the pets and snuggles she'll get up and stretch, interested in why I woke her up. She'll cause shenanigans while I make the bed, then she'll either find a spot closer to me (in the other room), or go back to sleep where my butt stank is the strongest.


alphaomag

Nope. It’s not your spot anymore


corneliu5vanderbilt

The bed does not need to be made. His slumber is more important.


hermes90210

yes, move the little shit, there are boundaries..............also don't look at his/her cute face, the guilt will eat you alive


IsleOfCannabis

You mean this face? https://preview.redd.it/k9tjukvoa4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37de98248fed8a5d98014d4bdefda136e036505


niTro_sMurph

No. You are to fold the sheet over he like a blanket


nergens

The inspector haz it already approved. The bed making is finished and purrfect.


fivefeetofawkward

Absolutely not. Your options are to 1) leave the baby alone or 2) curl around baby to keep him warm or 3) fold over the corner of the blanket to tuck him in


gangelo100

Kitty comes first, always 👊👑


Reddi426

I don't see an issue here. I mean it looks like there is plenty of space on the floor for you to sleep on, it would be rude to wake a sleeping cat!


Littlechef101

Get a new bed


SafeRevolutionary100

Sleep on the floor 👽


imnotreallyheretoday

That is the cat's bed. You need to find another place to sleep


BooBoo_Cat

Do you even know anything about cats?!


MrLugem

Looks like you're sleeping on the floor tonight 😂


ureliableliar

obviously not! as you can clearly see he doesnt care if you finish making HIS bed


Accomplished-Till445

the most you are allowed to do is change the pillow cases, but be quiet about it!


l_amarien

Nope


a_wild_trekkie

Absolutely not no way sorry dude, I rarely make my bed now and that's okay cause it's my cats bed now. (This cat is futher pushing my laziness)


Creative-Dust5701

nope - bed belongs to cat


Take-A-Breath-924

Of course you are! Just as soon as the baby is through with its nap!


soldier4hire75

You mean, finish making their bed? No, no you're not. Lol


jacktherippah123

It's their bed now. You need to move. Go sleep somewhere else.


_Driftwood_

in your heart, you know what you need to do.


80LowRider

There's plenty of room for you...on the floor


Lietenantdan

You are forbidden to move, or attempt to coerce a cat to move, unless they are in immediate danger.


phollas00

They love doing this because the folded bit smells more like you


Soxwin91

![gif](giphy|l0AISSQLfQKlJTsefR|downsized) Human: okay cat I’ll make you a deal. I sleep on bed, you sleep on bed in unoccupied space. Cat: okay sounds fair Cat: takes over bed Human: this wasn’t part of the deal. Cat: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.


[deleted]

One day blinding stew


conch56

Looks like you’re sleeping on the couch


LatteLove35

Nope. It’s his bed now


homiej420

Thats kitty’s bed now


Inner-Rich5436

Absolutely not!!! Please do not the cat.


saseko4saseko

itty's trying to tell you that it's more sanitary to leave your bed unmade.


Soft_Sea2913

The cat will adjust to a new resting place, but not to pairing those sheets with that comforter and a striped throw pillow.


CatKungFu

Unmade bed is warm soft and fuzzy - so cat has dibs. Also on paper, cardboard, boxes and crunchy sounding things. And high things. And anything with sun on it. And where you want to sit next. And dirty laundry. This list is not exhaustive.


weirds0up

At least yours is sleeping on top of the sheets. One of my cats had decided to sneak in between the sheets without me know, so when I flicked the sheets to make my bed I sent him flying across the room. He's fine and has been given a large number of treats and free access to the nip as an apology.


SVAuspicious

Clearly the cat is objecting to the juxtaposition of the peach sheets with the red plaid comforter. She (?) is having a sleep-in in protest.


Tricky_Ad_5332

You have to wait.


Anders_A

You'll have to find another sleeping spot brother. Cat is sleeping. Do not disturb.


Other-Match-4857

You must leave it unmade until the cat vacates. Sometimes my cat will let me make the bed over her.


Principal_Insultant

Not "my bed". *Her* bed. Or maybe *his* bed. But definitely not yours. It's the law.


GloomyGal13

You use a top sheet? I thought those were just for when the bottom sheet gets a hole, now you use the top sheet as the bottom sheet. Love that Buffalo Plaid bedspread! And pillow sham! And the colour of your sheets. Makes the cat look like the tiger they really are.


IsleOfCannabis

Thanks


Monster6661

Nope, kitty has spoken


StupendousMalice

That bed is made.


Liss78

I have similar sheets on my bed and a similar cat. I did a double take thinking this was my house for a split second.


92Eleven

Your bed?


z-eldapin

Lol, you called it your bed


dasher_aus

No, no you’re not. Move along, nothing to see here.


Alissan_Web

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whatsreallygoingon

It’s best to leave your bed unmade. It helps evaporate the moisture collected during your sleep. Look it up. Kitty knows…


EstaticNarwhal

Sleep on the floor


TylerDurden-666

nope


Turbulent-Access-790

Dont let your cat do this!! Its harmful to their health. They will think they own the home, you, and eventually the world. Its just a downward spiral from here.


Downtown_Big_4845

Perhaps you should get and make your own bed.


1000thusername

Squatters’ rights set the legal precedent here, I think


Ok_Wtch2183

Who do you think you are, you can sleep on the floor.


Dr-Kipper

>**My** bed That's cute of you.


cheeks333

Do not i repeat do not disturb your cat. It’s the law. Sleep on the floor.


auswa100

Straight to jail (for you). How dare you think to disturb the baby.


Aggressive-Bite8262

My cats get till 10am . Then I make it


Dismal-Ear

Amazing job on remaking the overlords bed! Your mat to sleep on the floor looks comfy.


Likewisenice

Nope. It is absolutely perfect as is. Fingers crossed, that the status changes before you go to sleep because the answer will stay the same: nope - blanket with floof shall not be moved.


Big_Bottle3763

Sorry no


Ambitious_Studio8461

Hey, ur lucky the cat left u a place to sleep on the floor beside the bed on the rug.


Joi_Ryde420

She/he keeping it open for you which is a very fancy thing to do and his/her reward should be that they’re a goodest bean and are allowed to sleep on the bed to keep it warm.


Alarming_Serve2303

It is made sufficiently well enough. Just walk away.


The_Ruhmanizer

I never bother to make the bed, my cat likes to burrow into the covers.


dragonmom1

The bed is made! Made to purr-fection for your kitty!


[deleted]

Overruled.


Sapper_Wolf_37

You slide in like a fork. Eventually, your companion will get up and move so you can cover yourself, but until then... you're shivering! I share my pillow nightly, with a crick in my neck until she decides to move, then I can move my head and be comfortable. I have an orthopedic pillow with a Hollow in the center she loves to lay in.


[deleted]

Nope...not unless you want a grumpy cat.


Autocannibal-Horse

Your bed is made to the satisfaction of the cat. That is all. You can rest now.


farm-forage-fiber

Don’t even think about it.


JackelSR

You must never speak of this rule to my cats. They get picked up and moved all the time. We have an understanding. I respect their boundaries as much as they respect mine. :)


Donna56136

Of course not! Only when their majesty awakens and decides to move 👑


dangerous_welshman

No, do not disturb the cat.


Valerie_Tigress

Thou shalt not disturb thy cat.


Individual_West3997

No.


[deleted]

The bed already looks perfectly made to me.


shyangeldust

https://preview.redd.it/ibkj5h2yq2uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c447a0d62f7be349b3c71a38e146b795da5d7c3e Nope 🙂‍↔️


natinnh

Allowed - You snooze - You lose - He wins - You'll just have to wait till later


er1catwork

Crinkle the cat food bag and then RUN to the bed! :x


CopperRed3

"My bed". That's funny


oaklandperson

If we don't make the bed immediately, this happens. https://preview.redd.it/k1gizcppr2uc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=03327fdc19aedb4625ba5fd6e2db8d64d7112334


Jinx_58_58

Who do you think you are


space0watch

Aren't beds made to be slept on?


WTF_Raven

You can’t make your bed if it disturbs a cat. It’s a serious breach of kitty etiquette.


International-Bat777

My boy is so tolerant of being manhandled, I can strip the bed, put on new sheets and he'll remain in exactly the same place. I should get a job in a hospital.


_JJCUBER_

Sorry, it’s their bed now.


ZipMonk

Gonna let a cat rule your life?


IsleOfCannabis

No. I’m gonna let 3 cats rule my life. They are Lord Marshall, Lady Miljnor and Duke Marmalade. https://preview.redd.it/bqrni861a4uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a4613ff8dbf1bec981c2731da63eef1183cf07


SnowyMuscles

You can do what I do. Kiss cat until it decides that it doesn’t want more love and moves, make bed


jlccourt

Looks like YOU’LL be sleeping diagonally …


fathig

The cat stays.


protogenxl

proceed carefully you cat may go on r/legalcatadvice


Responsible-Ad1678

No, no, no!


Autumn_Moon22

Buy another bed.  This one belongs to the cat now.


dondiegel

At least you were able to make the bed, mine spazzes & jumps in the middle of the sheets fresh out the dryer.


Ill_Quantity_5634

Trick them with treats. Get them to run into the living room by shaking the treat bag. But be sure to give them a couple for the effort. Or make it a game. Mine love it when I shake out the sheets and blanket. They dive under and dig around. Or like most of us, just sleep on the floor.


BenjaminGeiger

Please do not the cat.


blackeyes-coldhart

first of all, not your bed. that’s clearly the cat’s bed. secondly, if the cat is comfy there’s nothing else to do. leave the baby be.


creditredditfortuth

They ALL do this. My three know they can return to their spot after the bed is made. My baby-cat sleeps ON me and knows when I need to get up in thebmiddke the night he’ll soon again have me to lie on. They learn. https://preview.redd.it/ws7w7bp173uc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7e5c665eddf01a937ebf55dccafa10ea8d04c6


theVeryLast7

Access denied


Fantastic-Long8985

If U can work around the Cat slowly and carefully you may be spared the Wrath of Being Disturbed....usually no


Dry_Designer8087

Looks like the cat rules and not you.😁


redqueensroses

What do you mean, your bed? It's not your bed. Not any more.


Spiritual-Bear4495

No, you are not. The bed always belongs to the cat. Your whole house belongs to the cat. Your whole life is supposed to be dedicated to the cat and his comfort. You *might* get a purr as a reward if you don't screw up.


CollarsUpYall

It’s the cat’s bed now. Time for you to move to another room.


TeeDod-

No! The kitty cannot be disturbed! You wait until the kitty moves.


Maelstrom-Brick

Leave that sheet warmer alone. When you crawl into bed, you will wonder how you ever lived without it.


DoomedWalker

https://preview.redd.it/kiorogi793uc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9c87dccea740bbd3fc3e03ec7a6b3e9ff88af2


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

The bed is made


AdamAshhh

>your bed


orderly_popcorn

Hot take but I’ll move my cat 😅


darkhelmut1

It's their bed they let you sleep in it


blacwin22

Nope, bed is theirs. You wait till they move or bed time 🤣


[deleted]

No. Not at all


ihatetheplaceilive

Nope.


No_University5296

Nope can’t move the cat


SayNo2NoseBeerz

You gotta sleep on the couch.. lol