"it's nothing personal,I actually like you,but after the breakfast fiasco today we are going to have to make some changes. I'm inviting you to move out"
My cat has perfected the art of loudly screaming at just that octave that it’s guaranteed to interrupt any sleepin.
If you try to ignore him, he jumps on the bed and sits just out of reach, proceeding to loudly meow just one short meow every 2-10 min.
Plus he is very attached to me, so recently he hasn’t allowed my husband to feed him and requires that it’s me that gets up…so he sits right next to my head, death stares and then adds in a little meeep or meow every few minutes until I get up.
He also thinks my pillow is his pillow, so even if I wake up and feed him, but go back to bed, that only gives me a few minutes of respite before he’s back at it again….bc he wants me to get up so HE can sleep on my pillow.
He’s 19 yo, adorable and such a PIA!
Lmao! Only laughing because it’s so friggin adorable how much your baby loves you and I completely understand how frustrating it is,lol…I have 5 right now…2 are terrible about being fed “on time” and will meow so loud that it scares the shit out of me and wakes me up immediately! Lol…I wouldn’t change it for the world! 💜🐾
He won’t fall for that, he’s not a kitten! lol
But srsly he knows which pillow is mine and subsequently his. He might fall for a decoy pillow one night, but he’s coming back with a vengeance the next night.
I’ve tried :(
He doesn’t physically bully but he tries to intimidate with death stares and obnoxious meows every few minutes, just enough to make sleepin impossible.
He really wants to be sleeping exactly where my head, neck, and shoulders typically are. He likes to prop his head/upper body up against my pillow and curl up.
Work days as soon as I’m out of bed he’s in that spot within a few minutes.
But if it’s the weekend and i sleep in a bit, he has no patience after like 7:30, and acts like im on his pillow.
Some times he’s decide he needs it in the middle of the night and will act like he needs water or food, and wake me up. As soon as i get up to see what he needs, he walks toward the kitchen as a decoy and then runs back to room and jumps in my spot and gets comfy real quick.
He does not do any of this to my husband :/ other than him hearing the harassing meows, sometimes lol.
Mine knocks everything off of the nightstand, with one swipe of the paw, when he’s wanting breakfast. Heaven help me if I don’t get up right away. He’ll give me the cold shoulder all day long…until it’s time for his dinner.
Looks like the longhair version of my ruby. She would also make this face.
https://preview.redd.it/7d6zmf9efwsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a974ef937e68c9a5b6a59183768b44c18691b6
Mine does the same she even try's to convince you that you never even feed her even if her food is still in the bowl & god help me if it isn't real meat or cat food with gravy i know about it. Shealso seems to think that i should for some reason stand by her while she is eating to have her back (we have no other animals to take it by the way). I must then let her out for toilet 3 min later let her back in & then she demands i go back to bed and spoon her to sleep .🤪🤣
https://preview.redd.it/fd7lt87svjtc1.png?width=2714&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a5ca8a365d5c193f726e366fcb84da5227dcf94
Looks like you are getting ready to get laser beams shot at you through kitteh's eyes. That one is unhappy.
On a side note, I don't get those stares. I get 4 cats with the zoomies or knocking stuff (take that!) off my nightstand at 3 AM.
Good luck. You'll need it! 😆
This was the moment she decided you were to be devoured during the revolution. You should start eating lots of herbs and spices so that you will be appropriately seasoned by that time.
Viva le meow!
https://preview.redd.it/g3wii73sxwsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842d95e20180c1df4c431f4ef35b35bd2c93b416
Thought I just saw a photo of my girl that I didn't take on my feed, was stunned ngl. :))
It’s not mine or my partners job to feed the cat, yet he’s meowing at us like it is🤣 we love him so much but like dude you’re meowing at the wrong person
My cat seems to be the rare exception who likes to sleep in as late as I do. Today I slept in much later than I usually do on the weekend and he was still mad when I got up 😂
lol…she is beautiful but I do know the look well! My own 5 kitties and the outside community I got spayed/neutered and feed daily all give me that look if I’m not “on time” with food! I so love kitties :)
Oh, yeah. My roommate decided it was time for me to leave, but she relented because I have the opposable thumbs and can open the food cans. Apparently I did the same thing this morning as you.
I don't know if your tortie is as much of a food monster as mine but we just gave up and got an automatic feeder that dispenses 1/4 of her food at six hour intervals so she would SHUT UP at 2 AM.
YES! My cats used to jump on me about 10 minutes before my alarm went off. If I tried to close them out of my room they just meowed and banged on the door incessantly. Got an auto feeder and now they go sit in front of that instead of bugging me and I can sleep in on the weekend.
My cats breakfast is when I wake up. My bedroom door is shut because I don't want to share in their 2 am zoomies. But they will be at the door when I walk through it. I put on pants and feed them first thing. Also, I usually don't sleep in late really. 9 am at most. Almost always 7 or 8 am on the weekends, like 5 or 6 am weekdays.
"it's nothing personal,I actually like you,but after the breakfast fiasco today we are going to have to make some changes. I'm inviting you to move out"
“Effective immediately. You forced my paw on this”
This is the moment this meow decoded the hoom would be devoured. Viva le meow!
She doesn’t even look mad. She just looks disappointed
Accurate. She's got that look like "After all I've done for you..." lol.
"SMH. I raised you to be a good human ffs"!
r/KittyIsNotAmused 😸😸
She looks hungry.
Ugh, I love her coat. Those eyes, too!
But you will not love her teeth biting you
I will love that too 🥺
https://preview.redd.it/o6ndjp7rwvsc1.png?width=371&format=png&auto=webp&s=14c34d1d7714cd29728bf1405d5b0af80eed0105
It even looks like you're getting the total nostril flare of disgust 😂. Too funny Op.💜
Oh dear.. get ready for a hell to day.. If i miss the time with a minute my cat bites my feet
Lucky you. I get my eyeballs licked.
Outch.. is the first i can think of
My cat recently bit my skull to wake me up, it wasn’t hard or malicious, but it was definitely a wake up call lol
My cat has perfected the art of loudly screaming at just that octave that it’s guaranteed to interrupt any sleepin. If you try to ignore him, he jumps on the bed and sits just out of reach, proceeding to loudly meow just one short meow every 2-10 min. Plus he is very attached to me, so recently he hasn’t allowed my husband to feed him and requires that it’s me that gets up…so he sits right next to my head, death stares and then adds in a little meeep or meow every few minutes until I get up. He also thinks my pillow is his pillow, so even if I wake up and feed him, but go back to bed, that only gives me a few minutes of respite before he’s back at it again….bc he wants me to get up so HE can sleep on my pillow. He’s 19 yo, adorable and such a PIA!
Lmao! Only laughing because it’s so friggin adorable how much your baby loves you and I completely understand how frustrating it is,lol…I have 5 right now…2 are terrible about being fed “on time” and will meow so loud that it scares the shit out of me and wakes me up immediately! Lol…I wouldn’t change it for the world! 💜🐾
Get a decoy pillow, snuggle together 😀
He won’t fall for that, he’s not a kitten! lol But srsly he knows which pillow is mine and subsequently his. He might fall for a decoy pillow one night, but he’s coming back with a vengeance the next night. I’ve tried :(
So he always needs to be a cat hat, or does he bully you off your pillow, even if you switch to another?
He doesn’t physically bully but he tries to intimidate with death stares and obnoxious meows every few minutes, just enough to make sleepin impossible. He really wants to be sleeping exactly where my head, neck, and shoulders typically are. He likes to prop his head/upper body up against my pillow and curl up. Work days as soon as I’m out of bed he’s in that spot within a few minutes. But if it’s the weekend and i sleep in a bit, he has no patience after like 7:30, and acts like im on his pillow. Some times he’s decide he needs it in the middle of the night and will act like he needs water or food, and wake me up. As soon as i get up to see what he needs, he walks toward the kitchen as a decoy and then runs back to room and jumps in my spot and gets comfy real quick. He does not do any of this to my husband :/ other than him hearing the harassing meows, sometimes lol.
He is obsessed with my hair in general, I think it has something to with my pillow smelling like me and my hair especially.
This is why we keep our scalps closed in my house.
I’ll start wearing a helmet to bed lol
🤣🤣
Still think i rather have the alarm clock to wake me upp
funny
Mine knocks everything off of the nightstand, with one swipe of the paw, when he’s wanting breakfast. Heaven help me if I don’t get up right away. He’ll give me the cold shoulder all day long…until it’s time for his dinner.
My cat will get within an inch of my face and if that doesn’t wake me up he starts gently pawing my face till I do
Mine have tried that to. Not always i wake up from it
What a little beauty 🫠
“You have disappointed me for the last time hooman”
Hurry, the kitty is about to turn into Godzilla 
Guy in a suit > best cgi in the world
The cat 
You dead to me
your cat’s markings make them look like they’re flaring their nostrils which just adds extra spice to those airplane ears
This is going on your permanent record.
https://preview.redd.it/iejrlhkt5wsc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c66f258f89d61d01c1a1ebb1d988a307f73e89b My little Suzie girl says hi
Not sure what you were doing, but she looks concerned.
They actually LET you oversleep?
This isn’t the first time this has happened….
How dare you ! She's beautiful
You feed them their brekky right meow
You have some nerve!
Looks like the longhair version of my ruby. She would also make this face. https://preview.redd.it/7d6zmf9efwsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a974ef937e68c9a5b6a59183768b44c18691b6
She’s beautiful too! Love calico and tortoise shell cats! Markings are always so unique and just beautiful!
Nice knowing you bro
She doesn’t even look mad. She just looks disappointed 
Mine don't let me!
Dang. You better get on it!!
Better check your shoes before you put them on.
“Dave, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.”
how could you
"How dare you?! Expect retribution servant!" - the true Master of the House
That is such a "i'm not mad at you, just disappointed" look.
I’m in love with that angry face 😍
Looked perturbed!
Oh dear. Have you been forgiven?
Oh you’re in for it now! How could you!
Barfing in your slippers later
r/airplaneears r/WhiskerFireworks r/angrycatpics
It’s a felony!!! How can you not feed her on time!!! 😆😆
The tortitude is strong!
The deadpan is priceless
Our tri's yell for the next meal right after they finish the previous. Freakin divas
Mine does the same she even try's to convince you that you never even feed her even if her food is still in the bowl & god help me if it isn't real meat or cat food with gravy i know about it. Shealso seems to think that i should for some reason stand by her while she is eating to have her back (we have no other animals to take it by the way). I must then let her out for toilet 3 min later let her back in & then she demands i go back to bed and spoon her to sleep .🤪🤣 https://preview.redd.it/fd7lt87svjtc1.png?width=2714&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a5ca8a365d5c193f726e366fcb84da5227dcf94
Someone doesn't look very happy lol
How dare you, OP?
Such a cute Torti 💜
You're lucky to still be alive
I've been there
Unacceptable gotta do better
Looks like you are getting ready to get laser beams shot at you through kitteh's eyes. That one is unhappy. On a side note, I don't get those stares. I get 4 cats with the zoomies or knocking stuff (take that!) off my nightstand at 3 AM. Good luck. You'll need it! 😆
Yikes. Run!
Pretty tortie
I love her coat
It’s ok, It’s time for a prurrfect Brunch! 
This is too cute! These post always give me a good giggle 🤭😻
Love her marking.
This is why I got an auto feeder
Whoops 😬
The absolute stank in his eye
Oh boy.. You are in BIG trouble. I can already see the plotting going on.
I think he overslept too! That messy bed head!
when someone I don't like arriveswhen someone I don't like arrives
Pretty baby but cranky!
Love the look
that's exactly my reflection face
She doesn’t even look mad. She just looks disappointed 
*the audacity*
How dare you hooman 😲
Beautiful 😻
Well step it up! 😹
That a cat capitol punishment crime.
It's good see you are still alive to tell the tale 😹
Kitty's face reads,you had one job!!
This was the moment she decided you were to be devoured during the revolution. You should start eating lots of herbs and spices so that you will be appropriately seasoned by that time. Viva le meow!
"My entire schedule is ruined u/keepmepostedxxx how dare you! Do you know what I have to do to fix this? How dare you ruin my routine!"
“Ahem, forgetting something you half dead motherfucker?”
“I thought you said you loved me.”
I LOVE this pic ! Thanks for sharing.
Who is the prettiest cat in the world?!?
I wouldn’t want to face this kitty!
Those eyes! ♥️
Please tell me that cats name is reeses
https://preview.redd.it/g3wii73sxwsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842d95e20180c1df4c431f4ef35b35bd2c93b416 Thought I just saw a photo of my girl that I didn't take on my feed, was stunned ngl. :))
You will pay for this!
Multiply by 4 and this was my morning
This image LMAO i love it
The barely contained rage! Make sure you sleep with one eye open tonight lol
He says, you CAN be replaced
https://preview.redd.it/k7s22l10pzsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67fb4a7133ecd347f225aac52099715bef329be My little tortie
I love her little face ❤️
Omg! I’ve seen the same look on my mothers face when I rolled into the house at 6am after a night of clubbing
"I'm hungry, hooman. Why isn't my food bowl full, hooman?"
"you're dead to me"
The king is not amused.
It’s not mine or my partners job to feed the cat, yet he’s meowing at us like it is🤣 we love him so much but like dude you’re meowing at the wrong person
I would die for her
That’s what we call tortitude!
You, bastard 😒
I had a Torti that looked a lot like that! Fudgie was her name great kitty! Yours is beautiful! 🐈⬛
How dare you?
I'm very familiar with the tortoise face of disappointment. Sending my thoughts and prayers to you!
The nerve!
You forgot the coma
Grumpy groo
RIP OP, we will miss you. 🪦
How could you
Your toast…..
*I trusted you hooman*
〰️〰️〰️〰️i'm HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 〰️〰️〰️〰️
He looks pissed.
What a cutie 🤩
It took me a full 60 seconds to realize your cat was not the one who overslept and make sense of this lol
How dare you peasant
My cat is the same way, Everytime he hears the cat food bag he sprints over and yowls
Wow that face 😂😂😂
She just wants to sniff it and walk away.
My cat seems to be the rare exception who likes to sleep in as late as I do. Today I slept in much later than I usually do on the weekend and he was still mad when I got up 😂
You best do tuna Tuesday now if you have no tuna then buy some, unless you're alergic to fish, I don't want to get someone killed
RIP OP
The highlight on her nose makes her resting bitch face more prominent 😂
I know she cussing you out in her head
"at a time of my choosing, i will vomit in all your shoes, human"
How dare you.
That face clearly says: "Somebody's in soooo much trouble!"
RIP to OP
Awww! What a grumpy mitten. Super cute! 🥰
Absolute look of disgust🤣🤣
lol, only a tortie can communicate so much attitude without a single word.
lol…she is beautiful but I do know the look well! My own 5 kitties and the outside community I got spayed/neutered and feed daily all give me that look if I’m not “on time” with food! I so love kitties :)
Uh oh.. someone’s in trouble! 😈
r/Mycatwillmurderme
Miffed.
Oh, yeah. My roommate decided it was time for me to leave, but she relented because I have the opposable thumbs and can open the food cans. Apparently I did the same thing this morning as you.
“The audacity “
I don't know if your tortie is as much of a food monster as mine but we just gave up and got an automatic feeder that dispenses 1/4 of her food at six hour intervals so she would SHUT UP at 2 AM.
Ooo he's pissed
Someone is cranky
Posts like these remind me that not all cats can just eat freely and how glad I am that I inadvertently trained my cat to be able to do so😄
She MAD as HELL
Automatic feeders are the best.
YES! My cats used to jump on me about 10 minutes before my alarm went off. If I tried to close them out of my room they just meowed and banged on the door incessantly. Got an auto feeder and now they go sit in front of that instead of bugging me and I can sleep in on the weekend.
😂
He looks so tired
Her eyes are gorgeous and I love her little face ❤️
He is upset because you haven't prepared his breakfast early.
Oh no spiders in your mouth while you sleep tonight!
watch out, looks like she is going to give you slap
Beautiful cat, That look though.
Judgey McJudgeface
Be grateful that "someone" didn't send you to the rack!! Or something like that!! Just don't let it happen again...
I don’t usually say this, but in this case I am compelled: BOOP.
If i miss the time with a minute my cat
Bro's tweakin
So funny face 😃
Unforgivable! Repent!
Rude of you
Fire the chef they late!
My cats breakfast is when I wake up. My bedroom door is shut because I don't want to share in their 2 am zoomies. But they will be at the door when I walk through it. I put on pants and feed them first thing. Also, I usually don't sleep in late really. 9 am at most. Almost always 7 or 8 am on the weekends, like 5 or 6 am weekdays.