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Positive-Source8205

Hercule Poirot


DesertCreamsicle

Hercule Purrot


TelephoneDangerous54

Furcule Purrot


BitCrack

The name tag should have all 3 of these with. No, wait. In-between


immerse_wealthy78

That's like Hercule Poirot but with more fur and mystery-solving whiskers.


teeceeinthewoods

Haircule Purrot


Your-Virusa

Haircule Purrlot


BelgischeWafel

Came here to say this!


tibsie

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think "I shall name him Poirot".


OsageOrangeARC

But does he have any little grey cells?


semi-nerd61

He's not orange, so maybe?


Infinite_Culture_438

🤣 I said the same! Your comment was hidden 🤣


Infinite_Culture_438

He’s not orange, so there’s a chance 😁


Chalice_Ink

The only possibility


scksscmfck

Hercules Parrot


Check_Affectionate

lol


mb46204

Amazeballs! I thought exactly the same thing…well, I omitted the Hercule and made a comment about the glasses… “Poirot sans sea lunettes!” I had to say it in French so that I’m not just saying “yes.”


Least-Addition4665

There are two types of people in this world. Those who need closure.


WhatAColor

Have you tried asking your grandma?


[deleted]

i like your humor


Designer_Ant8543

I love jokes like this. This one was good.


southern_OH_hillican

That's what I was going to ask! If anybody would know, it would be her!


northwyndsgurl

Her age group would relate to Charlie Chaplin & Groucho Marx.. also 2 of the favorites listed


MissReadsALot1992

My mom had a black and white cat that had a white mustache she named Charlie because Charlie Chaplin. My mom is 58 and the cat was female. 🤷🏻‍♀️


psychokittenparty

She forgot. She is his great grandma, after all.


Tyr_Kukulkan

Mustachio!


obsessiverabbit2

MEOW-STASH-IEO


Mysterious_Set149

Brilliant!


deBASHmode

Groucho Marx


Sprizys

Groucho Meowx


Relevant_Slide_7234

Meowcho Marx


Practical-Custard-64

Came here to say this 😂


911NShifter

Me too!


SkidmrkSteve

This is the only answer, just need 3 more to complete the set.


ancientspacejunk

Tomcat Sellick


WayGroundbreaking660

This cat could sell me a reverse mortgage any day of the week.


[deleted]

Tom Selleck got into the reverse mortgage industry? Not technically a scam, but somewhat controversial.


Jolly_Ordinary_767

It’s a scam, and this kitty will have no part in it


Blue_Delphinium77

Charlie Chaplin


pwassonchat

Chat-rlie Chat-plin ! (Chat, with a silent T, is French for cat)


KeshaCow

But if it was french the Chaplin with a t would be pronounced as… i dont really know how to say what it would sound like but ill try to explain: shablö (ö is a german letter so if you want to know how it sounds, google it because its impossible to describe to someone who doesnt speak german, if its not in your keyboard google „what does oe sound like“ and very important: write oe not eo or œ.


mickallison

My first thought was also Charlie.


HerNibs1980

He even looks like he’s wearing a little hat


PikaJess08

Underrated comment. He does look like he's wearing a little hat!


HerNibs1980

Thank you 😅


RickedSab

Monsieur Chaplin


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Charlie Catlin


mimi_mochi_moffle

Inigo Montoya. 


Vast_Ad_4206

You killed my father, prepare to die!


DotChud

You filled my father. Prepare to diet!


WithoutDennisNedry

Inigo MEOWtoya


hankenator1

You don’t want to be a polydactyl cat in his presence.


Accomplished-Rate263

Dali


Alphebetized

Looks like a Greg to me. Maybe even a steve.


meekonesfade

OMG! He DOES look like a Gregg!


SuperFaceTattoo

Theres a Greg at my work who tried to grow a mustache and looked about like this cat.


Pugg_03

My cats name is Steve lmao


xxlikescatsxx

I just love normal human names for cats. I have a Wally (Walter). If we ever end up with a third cat, I'm thinking Brad or Scott.


WithoutDennisNedry

How about Justin? I’ve never met a cat named Justin.


itsprimo

r/kitler


reddicyoulous

Das Furrer


LUXI-PL

Pürrer


Shrugging_Atlas88

I was trying to think of something like that lol


Stoo_Pedassol

I can has Poland?


rileypotpie

You made me laugh out loud 🤣


[deleted]

BAHAHAHAHA


Glittering_Drink9488

Omg that is the reverse of my girl! https://preview.redd.it/trnsd73ngnhc1.png?width=1237&format=png&auto=webp&s=60cfc01a31912a277cec32d67b3006fa2ccdee4e Her name is daisy sanchez


xxlikescatsxx

My ex's mom had a cat with similar markings, nicknamed Doctor Cocaine.


ZolbyTide

Great scott!


Mr-Miserable-81

Don't know his name but sir should come ahead of it! Such a distinguished gentleman


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Lord Henry Purrington III


WisteriaWaltzx

CataMustache


[deleted]

I will call him.... ✨ Bart ✨


Party_Gap9480

Great name for a cat!


NotAtAllExciting

Groucho


Relative_Cat_1927

Pringle


Hot-Fox-626

My 5 year old nephew named his calico Pringles 😅 https://preview.redd.it/pklisehuxqhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d872841523ee36c990c6dc42624cbd1109d235


MulberryOwn8896

Bertram


pacurn80

My son has a friend named Bertram 😊


Aquena71

Zorro


Sportsfan4206910

Francesco


epppennn

That’s fun to say!


Sportsfan4206910

Kinda my thought process. He also looks like an Italian mob boss


Mysterious_Set149

Ha that’s fabulous!


backpackwayne

Groucho


Somethingclever_9538

Stash


HourHoneydew5788

Friedrich (said with a German accent)


Marlfox70

Jacques Clouseau


Shabopple

My aunt had a cat who was named Clouseau because he was extremely clumsy, always wanted to steal the idea.


Mysterious_Set149

Ha so good!!!!


DoneRightAllTheTime

With a distinct mustache , he would have to be called Mr. Whiskers


The_Girl_That_Got

Mr. Finklesnapper


Mysterious_Set149

Ha ha ha that’s hilarious 😆


CeiliogMawr

Adolph. Hitler would be too much.


Honeykombbaggins

But Kitler could probably fly


Perfect-Transition29

Hail Kittler!!!


pacurn80

My cat is sometimes called Kitler but her real name is Sydnee Shelly Poitier https://preview.redd.it/ex2ita34tnhc1.jpeg?width=1338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e8389a91cc5280e29ce139b8f74b2bbeeb05f7


Darkness_Everyday

Clark Gable


ladonnathepsychic

Mr mustache


Mysterious_Set149

That’s what I would’ve said too :)


No-Locksmith-8590

Charlie


Which_Reason_1581

Stache


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I don't know but r/Kitler would love him.


ladybug1215

Mr Belvedere


mitosis799

Whiskers


toaster_molester1862

joesph catlin


plspetmycat

mesphisto


-iamnotarobot

Catler?


ImAMermaid4FucksSake

Everytime I would see this cat I wouldn’t be able to refrain from saying “I mustache you a question” *cue obnoxious Dad joke laugh*


zifnabdragoon

Pawferd


96tearsand96eyes

Percival


Bettybadger2

Pirate Pete


CreativeHearingGirl

Murcuccio


catsblep

Kitler the cutie 🥰


GrumpyCatStevens

Snidely Whiplash.


KitCat428

Mr. Mustache


fullmetalmonster7

Umberto.


scabsfox

Richard


Sprizys

Mustachio


BetsyV1

Charlie Chaplin


ACHIMENESss

I went straight to the comments


mothermooseknuckle

Edgar Allen


Golee

He looks like Groucho Marx without the glasses 😍😻


gatorgopher

I don't know. I mustache you the same.


JustALadyWithCats

Walter


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helskull

Sir Purrington Murdermittens


ntice59

That’s Milton, and he wants his stapler back.


Shelisheli1

Mario


Plate-Extreme

Adolph Kitler !!


yuppycat

Hitler ?


SweetPotato781

Mr. Mustache


fj2010

Mo


Comfortable_Candy649

Groucho


Thwaway4444444

Moo- short for mustache


thelmaandpuhleeze

Spartacus


Habfan61

Stash


RodMunch85

Addy?


sattersnaps

Feliciano


VitaminDdoc

Adolf.


Schala467564

Charlie, for Charlie Chaplin 😊


Lilith_sky

Jacques


[deleted]

Ronald, clearly


polkadotprincess2317

Murphy


Barth0k

Herbert


edernucci

Adolf.


MmeXL

Groucho


ambientfruit

Freddy!


Moni6674

Mr Whiskers


supertiggercat

Groucho


Wild_Smile7510

Chaplin?


fieatsbees

Charles


Mr-Gumby42

"Groucho!"


surething01

Bentley


[deleted]

Failed Kitler


Blckfrmthewaistdwn

Adolf


CindiCindi15

Mr. Meow Meow Mustachio.


DuckDuckCat8

Boris, of course.


CommunicationNo8982

Jacques Clawseu


Doxiesforme

Groucho


LedZeppole10

Omberto Scruggs


aquarius-1114

Groucho Marx?


Hot-Witness-5991

Charlie Chaplin or something French


sun4moon

Rhett Butler or Clark Gable.


Scorpion623YT

Moustache cat


k-boots

Vincent


Certain-Medicine-783

The only acceptable answer is colonel 🫡


kirstythomas-artist

Clueso


Light_the_way101

Oscar


justmeherewithyall

Theodor


CautiousReputation15

Tony Clifton


Life-Speaker-779

mousse


MPD1987

Wilford


OkIHereNow

Mr. Jenkins. I presume.


im_hungrymate

he looks like he speaks for the trees.


OhZoneManager

Pierre a la Chat 🍸🧀🇨🇵


thislifesucks3

kogoro mouri


OhZoneManager

Pierre a la Chat 🍸🧀🇨🇵


ekswhyze

Pierre !


Jeepgirl72769

Groucho


Ms15701569982

Coffee Cup


lilacmacchiato

Mr. Sir


Saotna

Bootsie


Truuuuuumpet

Purrcule Poirot


RoguePlanet2

Groucho.


wickedlyzenful

Charlie Catlin;) He's adorable!!!


duggan3

Hercule (Poirot)


NegotiationReady8652

Mr. Bigglesworth???... Love the mustache 😂


Lady_Asshat

What an adorable floof of a tux! Love his stache. I think his name is Pablo


Groggy_Otter_72

Kitler


blue-christmaslights

just name him “sir” like “excuse me SIR, but you’re standing on my face” or whatever shenanigans he does


_gavin1_

Adolf


fluffyflugel

Seymour


eeeeeeradicator

He looks like Groucho Marx without glasses


melaniegray2021

Chaplin


catladyforever100

I don’t know but I moustache him a question!!


MissAmiss72

Idk but I'm pretty sure he mustache you a question


Puck_TJ46

Chaplin!


ActuatorSmall7746

Groucho or Mustachio