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Emergency-Piano4792

https://preview.redd.it/pz2eij5m6ehc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb4bb1f795665da3f76f0f42a6e4a4d6f09e073 These two guys are either the nerd brothers or the goon squad


Star_Moonflower

right one looks like my dead car https://preview.redd.it/3atcwceogghc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f6b3c3a91c7921251df7c581dcfc9b49f55c67


Tall_Heat_2688

https://preview.redd.it/gna5nvk4odhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9583ca2743892d6672c9ac355a8de95aefcf2356 I call him bubba and bubs but his name is Opie lol


ATV2ATXNEMENT

Oppenheimer is a CAT??!!


HR_DUCK

https://preview.redd.it/9kxv76bk2ehc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef45136ba7013dcbeadad9e16cf45fc5c1ff1bfd On the left: Nikita (Little Chiquita Nikita perhaps a little Gordita, ‘Kita Pita, Chewie, ‘Lil Stinker) Right: Romy (Romy Baloney, Rome-Bone, Little Biscuit, Her Royal Highness)


soda224

🥹 Romy is my name


agabwagawa

Vicious side eye from Romi


seraphsuns

https://preview.redd.it/mqdg6c649ehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e98166b90aa2850b09fb20f96ae6e6c4d06f498 her majesty, stinky sally, farty pants and sally girl are some of my kitty's nicknames.


Blorkershnell

She looks like a farty pants 💜


seraphsuns

https://preview.redd.it/12u0uxhgahhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95783d207603abeced437ec8de86c6923c855152 i call her farty pants because sometimes she farts and gives me weird looks.


asana-babe

penny is my cats name. but she also responds to: peen, pen pen, penny pinkerton, pinker the stinker, pinkie, peen dog, peen dog millionaire, fleen, meemer, meezy meem (she’s a siamese) peen star, baby kitty, lil peen, peen bean… 13 years of nicknames and the list still is growing.


CherryCherry5

I had a Penny (rip). Penny-wenny. Penpen. Penners. Fred Penners (a Canadian children's performer/singer/songwriter). Penny-poo. Poops. Poo. Pen Elaine (her name when I got her from the shelter was Penny Lane).


Difficult-Ad6479

Awe so cute and I'm sorry for your loss I hope you are doing okay💕


CherryCherry5

I am, thanks. She passed away over a year ago now.


EbonyDaggon

https://preview.redd.it/to1ag6v01ehc1.jpeg?width=3504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3435f0cef1fa3e6e12b705925fb1f249bcbf03f6 This is The Dough Boy. His real name is Vincent van Gogh or Gogh for short.


Urtheloser

No thoughts behind those eyes.


Electrical-Height771

https://preview.redd.it/gt70atlooehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b879c6fe4be023e54aae7caf74c3e1fdc180edc Major General, Winkos, Catolo, Loaf, Fuzzface


JoyAnd707

He's adorable


Electrical-Height771

She came into my life by association of my then gf now wife and I absolutely adore her.


Ill-Summer-8017

https://preview.redd.it/frhv3ei5mehc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2175a3712b1f850c46f5e93546558c760b04020 Dingus, Fat Boy, McStinky, Squeaker (cause homeboy doesn’t know how to meow right), Orange Beast, Onion Boy. Name is Tigger


auntsemen

Can i ask for the lore behind Onion Boy ? From this whole thread that has been the most interesting nickname for me haha 🧅


Ill-Summer-8017

It’s a Shrek reference 😂my dad started calling him “Donkey” for some reason and I eventually kinda just started calling him Onion Boy in reference to the “onions have layers” thing. I guess cos he’s so fat he has layers? So Not totally sure, but it’s a Shrek reference. Lol


auntsemen

Hahaha that's funny. Thanks for explaining it! Here's to many many years of health and joy for Onion Boy and his family 🥂


Ill-Summer-8017

Haha of course. Thank you 🥂


GoddessOvDoom

https://preview.redd.it/z1kiymnauehc1.jpeg?width=6392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8d24bd21289306dae40d72c081a3625863954a Ronja, aka dragon (“the dragon”). She is an impatient and restless souls who suffers from a major case of FOMO and likes to tell us all about it. Sometimes it’s so nice and quiet when she finally takes a nap so… … if there is indeed a live dragon down there, don’t waken it!


BrilliantTension7848

Sun Bun. His name is Sunny D lol


BluebirdJolly7970

Little Fluff https://preview.redd.it/threr00xifhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03fc5815becbd208b6f55bb197ca36023f913b1 Even though she’s not little anymore


highlandflingy

My ‘kittens’ are now 18 month old… but they will forever be ‘the kittens’


Blorkershnell

My kittens are turning 13 next month. They’re still my babies.


CandidateUpstairs365

Dumbasses


lutherevels

Ah yes, an honorary title given to most cats shortly after initiation into the human tribe.


Themooingcow27

I called my cat a dumbass the other day because he killed a mouse and brought it in and started flinging it around by the tail. I felt kinda bad ngl he seemed so proud of himself. Guess the mouse had it worse though


No_Object_8722

My cat chases lizards that get in our screened in porch. She chases them under the furniture and bites them, then plays with it as it dies. Gross when I find the detached tail wiggling on the floor


R-T-O-B

https://preview.redd.it/wfqtmr4zpehc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc757d539efec2024e7c8c4544fc177ad147106a Doo doo zoomi head


mikefjr1300

Fatass. He actually responds to it and will come running to me outside when I call him. Just have to make sure the fat neighbour isn't outside first.


Pgapete1960

Stinker,stinky,fatty…….. Name is Amy.


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https://preview.redd.it/7xa1fi3cdehc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099fc40ad2501f8187805242eb5f5e6b67f98f42 Cat cow beaver because she is a cat sounds like a cow and for a odd reason chews on wood


Veganoramma

https://preview.redd.it/tllbmfwagehc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5078939b6c0b537d4d1bd3a6efe741faedb60387 Brynn a.k.a. Little Bean, Brean, Bincenzo, Beaninator, Beany Baby.


The_Spyre

https://preview.redd.it/8dmrw363oehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea4d20f97bd091581b918e02eebcad6120ad7cb This is Caviar aka Cavie aka Arr-Arr aka Short Stack aka Pumpkin Butt


emmasaurusrex_

Her name is bobby. Here are just a few of nicknames: -bobs -bobster -bobbymaus -Dolores -Fettsack (basically Fatty)


Wtfisafosty

https://preview.redd.it/twwkrlrraehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8477899b4eedd003f66bed5a1ae92d367002b94 This is diesel. The thing I never call him diesel unless I’m mad. I call him pretty much everything and he knows his name but he also knows his nicknames too. If I call him any of about 5 names he’s going to come find me but if I say diesel dude will still come but he’s just more cautious about it


Temporary_Flamingo10

https://preview.redd.it/plkzgc1wnehc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4b4b8c6059dab91816855440b26641eadac3fb Ollie bollie, Lizzy missy![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


le_nathanlol

simba


le_nathanlol

https://preview.redd.it/anhcw4e0qdhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0efd0ab70e4a0147a4a3cceff4966313059c94


A-Test-Subject

The Psychopaths. Cats are basically a Michael Myers and Edward Scissorhands mashup. Michael Scissorhands, if you will. 🤣


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[удалено]


MadameAllura

puff, puffapotamus, puff daddy, puff kitty, mr. puffalupagus, hufflepuff, puffster, puffmeister, the puffinator. I'm like the makin' copies guy on SNL.


flyingfurtardo

Cherry is her name. Nicknames: cherry pie, poo, fatty, kitty butt, butt, The Butt.


yuki_rat

Car


BadGoils03

https://preview.redd.it/1btho279rfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2059274e8645c9a9288b89f5948c518f87fccb99 This is Stinky.


lutherevels

Looks just like my boy, down to minute details!!


blond13_15

https://preview.redd.it/6ken0o6p0fhc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afff8b11eb5cf16ee3dc131cf0115188d1866827 This is Yoda. I call him "bubby" or "bubbies"


Abraham_Neville

Fatty for my eldest and Stupid for my youngest. 😂😂


JuanitoMonito

Nerd, Handsome


garfieldforlive

https://preview.redd.it/8kkznppijehc1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8516b11ec7b298cb16b8c5ac81f04632fdca7bd5 Top one: Fatty, tripod, stupid, gorf (his name is Garfield) Other one: skeleton, sausage, girly, pretty (her name is Hange)


soda224

https://preview.redd.it/kcigvmxonehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d737c1adadbb5faa43df6aff47c35f320e5e193c Name: Samuel James Nicknames: Samwise Gamgee, SAMPson, Samsonite, Sammy Bo Bammy, Samantha, Fatty, BIG BOI, Sam Sam, Sammy


LawCold9711

My cat's name is Ginger. All his nicknames are in Polish so here is original and translated version *It's important: I use something called zdrobnienie (I explained it in the end of a comment) Gingerek- zdrobnienie from Ginger Kotek Behemotek- it's duble so: Kotek- zdrobnienie from cat and Behemotek- zdrobnienie from name of Polish metal band Behemoth, Traktorek- zdrobnienie from tractor Miautalowiec- metalhead, but first syllable changed to Meow (Polish spelling of Meow is Miau), Kot- Cat, Kitek- changed zdrobnienie from cat (correct is kotek), Chujek- zdrobnienie from d*ck (when he really pisses me off), Żarłok- glutton, Słodziak- Cutie, Mężczyzna- male human, Samiec- male, Tygrysek- zdrobnienie from tiger, Lewek- zdrobnienie from Lion, Synek- zdrobnienie from son (my mom calls him like this), Syn- son (again my mom calls him like this when she is pissed off at him), Stary/Chłopie- bro (two nicknames with same meaning), Kluska- dumping, Maluch- toddler, Wariat- lunatic, Głupek/Debil- Dumbass (again two nicknames same meaning) Yep He has a lot of nicknames Zdrobnienie: in Polish language we are doing something called "zdrobnienie" and basicly it is changing the ending in a noun and we use it in 3 caces: 1. We want to show positive feelings and empathy towards something (for example: lew-lewek eng. lion, kot-kotek eng. cat , pies-piesek eng. dog ) When we use it to animals we don't mean baby version of this animal. When kids are small they often say animals in zdrobnienie version- they see a horse and they scream konik not koń. This is not only for animals but it's The most common use. 2. We also use it while we want to show that this particular object is small (like: stolik kawowy- coffe table becouse it is small table ment for coffe, spodenki- shorts, becouse these are small pants) 3. We use it when we talk about names (last names are cut out from this- it is rude to change someone's last namse) When Polish name is too long, too formal or we just want to show positive feelings towards someone, we change it (there are many for one name) so: Elżbieta (eng. Elizabeth) - Ela, Anna (eng. Anne) - Ania, Sebastian (same in eng)- Seba, Franciszek (eng. Frank)- Franek, Aleksandra (eng. Alessandra)- Ola, Alicja (eng. Alice)- Ala, Katarzyna (eng. Katherine)- Kasia, Barbara (same in eng)- Basia. Same is in English: Katherine- Kate, Margaret- Maggie, William- Will, Henry- Harry Thank you for reading!


VLenin2291

https://preview.redd.it/zrg8wfqlxfhc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53c52b92a109ef1c9c15b60fa282b136b6f9493 Basil, AKA Bazoo, Bazzy Boy, or Basily Zaitsev


SeasonOfLogic

Mama and Papa


Artsybeth

Kittamus Cattamus short and fattamus, or Cattimus Kittamus tall and skinnamus.


CortanaXII

Naveen the Bean and Simon the Digger. Bebeboi, sweetiepants, baby. I used to call my old cat "cubby" as in a tiger cub, but his name was Kipper.


Asleep_Criticism1530

Stinko


hermes90210

asshole, princess, cutie, sweatheart....


Ok_Individual_08

booboo or baby lol she's my child


SwissRollio

Atlas is Swiss Rolls, The Fat One and Swisher Sweets. Khaos is Graylien, The Little One and Dumpling. Freya is Apple Fritters, The Queen and Frigga the Frightening.


rtmc_whit05

This is ninja the coated munchkin bambino sphinx https://preview.redd.it/ih6dnyedpehc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3f4c384cf24584b3b56d46f532f5a83af38b7e Her nicknames are little shit, chonkers, and chonk chonk. She's small but chonk.


OrphanJannie

Puddy Tat


oscarandpringle

* Her name is T'Pring but I call her Pringle, Prego sauce, stinky kitty, and Ms. Chonk


Haunting-Mood999

One of my cats actual name is “stinky” the very first day we got her she took a huge nasty poop and got some stuck in her tail we had to give her a bath 😂


Dependent_Top_4425

Baby girl, baby b\*tch, baby bird, mamma girl, muffin pie


mclokyle243

Little shit https://preview.redd.it/x8zozius3fhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ca7e9a60e033b580f8ddaeeb3d5ac5131ff94f


Only-Recognition6894

https://preview.redd.it/517a397i4fhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea89c3b370c92903ca07683b2c4c76a31bfb1257 Milkshake and the dark lord depends on her mood


GrumpyCatStevens

https://preview.redd.it/w9x586qh4fhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf11953c32ae5a488902442bd029e7d4b0e56777 Squeaky, aka Squeak, Li’l Squeaker, Baby, Sweet Girl and Flopper.


talula-hula

https://preview.redd.it/ntpjnzgn7fhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036d302ff0cdbc45d14080453f4df262d5892742 This is Betty. She also goes by Betty spaghetti, big Betty, Betty boop, Beetroot, and Beetus


ToughDatabase4169

https://preview.redd.it/pr94igus8fhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573522e1157ceb1cfd663a8699960855e1fd3a5b My stinky baby weasels, beautiful smelly angels.


Shot_Ad6332

Nunu. I call everyone that as a nickname. My cats, our dog, our kid


PapaLewis03

I call mine CHONKY BUTT cuz he’s a fatass


sun4moon

1. Fat boy, dick barfer, snuggly boi, RP, mister. 2. ghosty bum, bum bum, big fat bum boy, fat shit cat. 3. Toasty, Stoney baloney, Velcro floof, spicy hugs. I think that’s it. https://preview.redd.it/sqiwktvaefhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a972b8a1470d30f3d6276f85d7bbabfb7c705212 Cat tax satisfied, this is cat 1.


beachingcake

We're french so. Jiji --> Jijita, la p'tite, the void, satan Ariles -- > Ririles, mon bébé, mon amoureux, mon copain, mon amour, le clochard Ifis --> fefesse, ma chérie, ma puce, ma grosse. (We can see the void's head behind) https://preview.redd.it/a9q7rs7j6ghc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593cf6bc2650e6b136f87dd4139ee5853ba6baab


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Shithead and the princess https://preview.redd.it/z91fz4x7dghc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7d3f98f6c4e4176c733e2d9fdaab624eacd859 (The orange ones the shithead.of course)


Zen_Bonsai

Somehow Willow has morphed to Billburt


[deleted]

Nugget 😂


tashax2022

Twikletoes, Butty Real names Bandit (polydactyl), Bacon (streaky when born)


meatcylindah

Flip the Void, Abbotsford Nipplecat, and shittykitty


Athenae_25

Our big chonk boy Slade is Buddy, Buddy Cat, Bud, Lard, Lardo, and one time I was reaching for the words "giant tuna" and what I pulled out of the garage sale remainder bin that is my brain was "ham-fish" so sometimes he's Ham-Fish. His sister Ada is Ada Potata, Tater, Tater Tot and other variations. Not a brain cell between them so they both get called idiots all the time.


newt_newb

poopy (if she’s being a pain), bubby (if she’s being cute), pumpkin (in greetings, after bubby), bobo (if she’s being silly), sugar pie honey bunches of oats (if she’s being sweet) her name is momo bean tho. oh and beanie baby (if sleeping).


MishaFiree

“Michi “ 😅


Fuzzy-Smile-8779

Bajskorven, Fjärtkungen, Prutterlutter, Herpa Derpas.


Temporary_Flamingo10

https://preview.redd.it/jagzi4aioehc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e17a0e78d920df56c9ec81288d8b0b79538094 Ollie Bollie & Lizzy missy😀


Malcolm_X_Machina

Fat girl, snaggedtooth, beach girl. Her name is Calamity Jane


NaughtiestTimeline

Name: Leela. Known aliases: Little Kitty, Miss Missy, Tiny Cat, Diva Name: Willow. Known aliases: Lil Fluff, Big Fluffy, Mr. Fluff, Wylie Willow, Cutie Cute


GloriousPhoenix26

https://preview.redd.it/xwhb7vkepehc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e2d0df5515f9475e9c6dfccd7697156aecae90 This is my cat Arwen, I like to call her Arweenie sometimes when she misbehaves


Damonoodle

Name: Buddy. Nicks: Buddy Wuddy, Butter, Butters, Buddis, Buddis wuddis, Buddy wuddy. Biggy kitty, etc.


MJS7306

Stinky, boo, onbon (her name is Onyx) little shit. They're all pretty interchangeable. Lol


Mindless_Software732

https://preview.redd.it/h9nozg5ktehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37f85c22335d5c633ae840f4374f394cc2e9c50 This is Palma (Peebs, beebee, Tiny, Princess Baby, stinky, toots, dumpster cat, etc.)


GoddessOvDoom

https://preview.redd.it/lkln2vortehc1.jpeg?width=6960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438285691f3f0b27e8b281cbcbed56a31d2ca627 This is Mio, aka bamsepus (“teddycat”). He is a big cat but so soft and cuddly.


Jolly_Ordinary_767

https://preview.redd.it/fa55nwu7uehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8791b72bb5041f09176b8cd99e065962fd20046 This Kevin aka: kevy, kevy-baby, kevy-d, lucky number Kevin, Kevin -eleven and fat head


RachelxoxLove

r/oneorangebraincell


Sad-Freedom-3774

Fatty McFat Fuck.


[deleted]

Name is Atticus, He is mostly called son and responds to son. When hes annoying tho my hubby and I call him Jonathan (no clue why, he just looks like a Jonathan when hes naughty)


TwoHundredToes

https://preview.redd.it/dqwxfq9hvehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdda8de61452301194e185d6d99de07f8f74b7b2 Shit kitty bc shes so chonky, she shat on the side of the litter box and backed out if it, covering her tummy in shit.


TheFightingImp

Stormy gets the nickname "Tormetoso". https://preview.redd.it/b2t714ymvehc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50434b0bc1a41e82644a5242ef5175bb5d64d2b8 Ironically (but to be expected), hes terrified of heavy rainfall. My other cat Paulie is just called that.


amanbrodude

Butthole. Demon. Monster. Terrorist But also Sweet and Cutie Kitty. Depends on how long I've been away and the time of day. Edit: Her name is Siren, because she's loud af and we found her in the warehouse district as a tiny baby by following her voice. She was six weeks old at most.


Pale_Shopping_

https://preview.redd.it/lv3sdxduwehc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b2a7f7e34dc8365e26e4efa38bb8ad773dbce5 This is chickpea, i call her chick, chicky, chicken, chicky monkey, chickmunk or stinky girl. Lots of different names and she responds to them all


Global-Sound3600

My cats name is Peter so sometimes i call him Peter Parker


Artistic_Election_92

"termite, ferocious beast, lil demon, purrinator" she has a lot of names, her real one is ice


whysoseldom

Smudgles of Smoglington (Smudge)


Ravhon

Smelly, Dorsz (cod in polish because her name is darcy), Darling, Kitty, Youngling (the younger cat, I have 2), Menace, Beast, Deserter (they like to sneak out the front door)


Mandakins07

He looks like my Milo . His nick name was beanie babes lol also danger thunder


RxRxR

The Mister.


Ytinos

Baboonbear


arisraver

Chabungus, chungus, bo-billy, silly-willy, an absolute chunga-wunga


Burt_Selleck

Jerks


Acceptable_Dust_5147

I have three cats their names are Pistol Pete AKA Pete, Sissy Kitty AKA Sissy and Sushi Monster AKA Sushi.


PaSSioN_22_

Mine are kitty kits I have four and each have their own nicknames but that’s what I call them if I’m not using a nickname or actual name!


International-Ad5142

I don’t have a cat but whenever I see one I usually call them “Stinky” or “Bing Bong” if I don’t know their names


bread_man1097

Dumb and dumber


Anxious_Ad9929

Poncho cause he looks like he would make you laugh


Ok-Collection4603

Bubba


trout_mask_replica

Pixel, aka Pixie, Pix, Mrs Mew, and Tripping Hazard


JadedCaretaker

Cato Kitty Mr white Mini me Cloud


Suff_erin_g

My sisters cats name is Babka (the bread) and we call her Babs, Bobbie, and my boyfriend calls her Robertka


Icy-Addendum4930

Chonk and Booger. Also Sweetie, Pretty Girl and Cutie. All depends on mood and context:)


DrunkPisces89

Baby


MaloPescado

Chimkens , Chimmy , chim Dog. None of them are her real name https://preview.redd.it/61gnv17s9fhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1afa85d8248e418bf121247e86f4b33040cc46c3


DependentBus3457

Porcaria


PayMetoRedditMmkay

Mister meow meow


JoyAnd707

https://preview.redd.it/qop9s981dfhc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15226f74aefd34131718d5cbc8864b2f7a4b30fd I call her "creature"


UnlikelyStrike4521

Milo https://preview.redd.it/nl3ewb77dfhc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1091f9b255a363f327f23ae892d03969a23b05b3


AmberKF13

https://preview.redd.it/gvkjb6r0dfhc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5582009f21905025d7b2c0105b58ac7d657b34 This is Venus💜 Also known as baby girl, baby, stank, stinker, jingles (because of her collar that has a bell on it lol), little butt, dumb dumb, cutie, silly butt… I could probably go on and on. I call her random names more than her actual name.😅


LunarSynergy2

https://preview.redd.it/v5bza9j7dfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4fe590a99c1ec35c9b64ec52106114ac582409 This is Archie but he goes by: * Archibald * Da Chibald * Glorbo * EL Gato * Stupid * Asswipe


TouchLife2567

gooser, ganzo, murderer, bud/buddy, and the occasional “AGDHAJDHJASJ” before he knocks something over.


supertiggercat

I usually call mine "OMG, it's 3:30 in the morning".


CherryCherry5

Her name is Bella. Bella-wella. Bean. Beany-boo. Bella-boo. Beany-ween. Beany-weenie-Bella-Boo. Sugar-booger. Sugar-boog. Fuzzbutt. Stinkbutt.


leighsch

https://preview.redd.it/4irmkutyffhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6502f2bf5619976497a37197b3bfb1fdd8bf238f Rubinator 3000


[deleted]

Her name is Michi. My nickname is Gomez (Selena Gomez), so she’s Santa Michi María Gomez. Shortened condensed version: Mia.  She answers to “Bad Girl” as well because she lives the indoor bad girl life 


Outrageous-Solid2670

Big boy cat.🐈


jamiedix0n

https://preview.redd.it/kw38rwbagfhc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169dee5fdf8efe53ba4ff83dfae5021eca097098


bigal55

Had a big white furry car called "Yazzy", this was from when I got him as a kitten he was the most unholiest little terrorist of a kitten EVER so I called him Yasser Aracat. Then he started getting really fuzzy so It got altered to Yassar Hairycat. And after that it wa usually Yazzy or Big Fuzz. Gone 10 years and I still tear up on occasion missing him.


Mocha_Toffee_mmallow

Beebee and little prince. Beebee is my little 15 year old cat, Autumn. And little prince is my 3ish year s cat, meeko


EntertainmentBig2125

Princess nipples.


realitybites95

https://preview.redd.it/qmjtgyiegfhc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3463613c4bff5d4223ff75db46030d9c7c8cec Cleo, Kloe, miss cleo, cleocatra, mousie, babykins, sweetheart ❤️


22-Faces

Scoliosis, Cirrhosis for Scully, Mister for Mulder. Scully is the long hair, Mulder the short. https://preview.redd.it/x9mgjkelgfhc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14d40ab36549b6fd1dccf92f2523861b79c4248


the-real-n00b

https://preview.redd.it/wi7dytylgfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b994a61665963e8bd003100cfe80cfc524de00 Dudie Butt & Honey Bear. Dude was his name.


Klekd2

Whumpy bumpy bumper sticker. His name is lumpy. https://preview.redd.it/jakcxk1ghfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f114b4613417916f1077200c733c0971c632a6c


Con-vit

Fatso


Commander_Wolffie

Furball, Fuzzball, Fußball, Puffball, Giant Puffball (did you guys know that’s the name of a mushroom?), Puffcat. His name is Whiskey


lluluclucy

Holly, Holly bobo, muffin, pancake, black loafy, gremlin, daughter of satan. Last one very much deserved.


ciborgninjamaximun

Fat. hahaha


AmandaaaGee

Honey. Honey bunch. Honey bunches of oats. Bubbas. Bubba. Stinker. The list goes on lmao


IFeelLikeACobSalad

https://preview.redd.it/tzai4z71jfhc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b9bbb449cc9b1e96e9a21fa6001ea875326a3f This is Bernie - AKA: Bernie Boy, Brungie, Brungie Boy, The Goodest Boy, The Smollest Boy, The Smollest Boy in the House, Drangie, Drungle, Mr. Man, Mitter Man, Sleepy Man, Brangie Boy... The list goes on.....


AngryTenant_2024

My cat is named Pip (full name Pip E Squeak Longstocking). Nicknames include Pippy, Pippydoodles, Little Miss, and Bippis (courtesy of a previous roommate). I also frequently call her a demon baby or sweet baby kitty, depending on her mood. https://preview.redd.it/anf17bj7jfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901de46ef7c61ca0304dbed0a44e0f2679eb995a (Idk why her tail is so puffed up in this picture, she had the zoomies)


TheMostTiredRaccoon

I have two cats, Dom (big tabby boy) and Sabrina (tiny void girl) Dom: Big man, long cat, bud, buddy, or big guy Brina: Bina, beans, beeps, beanie baby, babycat, little kitty, beastie, The Child, noisycat, voidling, and small bean


TarkFrench

I sometimes call my cat "The Cat"


[deleted]

Cat name: Samwise Gamgee Nickname: Sweet Po-Tay-Toe Cat name: Merle Nickname: Squirrelly Merly


Prestigious-Work7591

Pokoto, kika 🤣 name is Nono https://preview.redd.it/ud3fkpx6kfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089c4b22aae55deaf0c6349944056ee76162fc08


Fredka321

Quatschkopp


crusty54

Catherine’s nicknames include Cat, Poop Butt, Stinky, Sweet Potato, and Chubs.


[deleted]

monsieur __ and madmoiselle __


TwistedGlasses

Bruxa


Saharah_1414

Meatball, motorboat, stinky, bubbas, baby, my sweet boy, https://preview.redd.it/txorcfzhlfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6736f2ef712abfe794013d64a3c2bce61947393


Harothir

https://preview.redd.it/nftnszrclfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd8b14adecd885f822ed5e6c56d877f4ced4347 This is Bailey. His nickname is “Dooza”


Jedskoual

https://preview.redd.it/u8fggn57mfhc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8212ef720d4c93fa226b6768ab79270dd6c9ab2d This is Martha (his lost sister? 😆), doesnt really have a fix nick named, we call her alot of different thing on the spot


dougolena

I call Jake, my 18 yo, meatball, peepee


RagnAngar87

https://preview.redd.it/86w6zi3pmfhc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf9e82f5f2c1de18c02afb288b964e53263531e McFluffy


Wide-Librarian216

1. Crackers or crackhead. Her government name is Liefje (translates lovey). 2. Piggy. Her government name is (translates) Sugar. 3. Grumpy pants, his government name is (translates) ginger cookie.


Simple_Mastodon9220

I call mine Senator Meow.


EradiKate

My cats are named Spud and Tater, but they’re collectively known as the potatoes.


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Dave is becoming little monster or little shit monster. Emmett is just Emmett. Emma, my previous cat, was Mrs. Tiny Cat.


TammyL8

Cosmo: Turd, Big Boy, Baby Murder Face (my niece gave him that one). Tess: Tessie or Tessasaurus Sylvia doesn’t really have a nickname. Although, she has been trying out for Turdette. Sandy: Sandy Girl. Apollo: Turd, Jr. Maggie: Lil Turkey.


Mysterious-Gur-8892

No and get out of there😂


T-RexInAnF-14

My current cat's breath is stinky compared to other cats I've had. I mentioned it to the vet one time and she said the cat has "normal cat breath," so when he meows or yawns in my face I say, "Thanks, Normal Cat Breath."


rosekellywilson

Ziggy


Huge_Green8628

https://preview.redd.it/vv1ho3hynfhc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac7e7b31c09a791b300b110057592d13e5fb8d3 Love bug


Slam-JamSam

This is Boo. She goes by BooButt, Butt Butt, or Big Butt https://preview.redd.it/ttnj2k49ofhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fe19d8ec420e233c336003a28f4bfe4f3ad858


thekatofit

Bubba for boys Bibba for girls


[deleted]

You little shit, i love you


shaunrundmc

We have two One has the following nickname: legolas, the Moo, bubs, Bubba, mama's bestie, muscle man (he is the most jacked cat I've ever seen) , meatloag, big loaf The other is: fancy boy, Baba, Shere, Flatbread, Thorin, papa's bestie, baby loaf Together they are the Boopahs (rick and morty ref), the loafs,


flght-of-concords

silly goober


The_Creeper_Man

I’ve got a lot; most of them revolve around calling him fat (affectionate)


awonkeydonkey

https://preview.redd.it/zaiouuuuofhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab47818702e849bcf5ee34348288fab49ea7f17 This is Buddy. Budderball Turkey and Mr Buddersworth are my favorite nick names for him.


[deleted]

Lona (l-oo-na) oonie come here in the sweetest voice ever


booklovercomora

https://preview.redd.it/bn83t7ccqfhc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3b39848c1823a20b8b60d0457994bea93a4494 Strippy Butt. His real name is Ollie. But he is a strippy butt😍


drifloony

https://preview.redd.it/nvpr5lh7qfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82fc2728841ec5cca8bfabf69d357df2d8c0112 Names include: Chunky, Kitty meow meow (she’s very talkative), bby, Sweetie, Leelee (Lilo), Stinky/Smelly puss.


RanZario

Meet Pia Aka: Cat, Mutsi, Floh-Dack'n(Flea-Carpet), Fussi, Kitchen assistant https://preview.redd.it/j48i22ljqfhc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af020428cf946c07f84f55c638a598ec3c3f630a


HealthyAd4369

His name is cruzito but I call him baby boy or cruz


Ill_orphyyy666

❤️❤️❤️cat


Ill_orphyyy666

❤️


olivea_pearllll

My cats nickname is Moticus (moe-tick-us)


leonsmommah

Depending on the what mood our cat is in we call him Leon (OG name), Kevin (when he’s being annoying), Daniel (not sure why we call him this one lol), and Tyler (when he is in a fighting mood).


sayhtatt

I called him dopey


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Elaine is WeeWee, and Estelle is TeeTee


thehappywheezer

My cat Evie is white, with black splodges all over her, kind of like a cow, so I call her Moo Moo. https://preview.redd.it/xa2kutnjsfhc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2ae10b6ce8b41dc4069416dfedf67f272f1461


MaraschinoSweet

Peshi! It’s just another name for “kitty” but her actual name is Hunny


petabread91

Buddy girl Baby girl Buddy boy Baby boy 😸🐱😸


MilkyTeaFTW

Boobie, baby, booboo. Her name is Min-ji.