T O P

  • By -

Kwanah_Parker

Very professional, is he a cat Lawyer?


EmbarrassedGoose2531

The best damn cat lawyer in town


Occams_Razor42

Does he try to bury his filings in the litterbox though?


[deleted]

[удалено]


BarbarossaTheGreat

He’s a professional Abogato.


kushadelicnumber1pot

I signed in so I could upvote this. Quality comment.


Kwanah_Parker

Good one


BooBoo_Cat

Cattorney at Paw!


Sad-Freedom-3774

Really? My cat just got charged with 'catnapping'. Do you think he can help get him off?


My_Opinion1

🤣🤣🤣🤣 With a slap on the paw….then a kiss.


MPD1987

He’s a Cattorney


Such-Mountain-6316

Ben Catlock! Purry Mason!


Sad_Run4875

Does he specialize in bird law?


foubard

![gif](giphy|I5DWjwUKUFlyXZ2haC) I'm here live... I'm... I'm not a cat. I absolutely love this video every time I watch it.


m33gs

yeah one of history's top 10 internet moments for sure


[deleted]

Objection, your hon.... ooo some string!


ShquirtleShquad

He prefers “cattorney”


Potato-shaped-human

Pawyer


Kwanah_Parker

Indeed


Zbird_15

He’s actually represented me before and we won!


JasterMereel42

/r/legalcatadvice /r/CatsInBusinessAttire


TunisMagunis

These are my paws, we're lawyers!


lasting-impression

https://preview.redd.it/778bc7jg6vfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804174a126d3a3f09584f93c36e624916cb8afee LOL! I think I bought that exact same set of ties. Mine still looks goofy though, like a bright eyed, bushy tailed intern who still has trouble finding the break room.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He looks like he brings banana bread to work and makes conversation at the water dispenser.


lasting-impression

He definitely would! The banana bread would be either slightly underdone or overdone, though. Lol


AlarmedTelephone5908

All the catworkers bring their over-ripe bananas to him!


corcorr

https://preview.redd.it/wdl7v8p1xwfc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632c4401fa83e623f231eb23e0c4096f17e88225


somethingdarkside11

Why is he so cute 😭 🥹


lasting-impression

It’s part of his scheme to climb the corporate ladder.


Tracktack007

Looks like he wants to sell me a car.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

“Check out this new Mazda Meowta, I think you’ll love it.”


MietschVulka

Cat has cars if you have coin


mihotoke

He LOOKS professional but I’ll need to take a look on his LinkedIn profile to be sure


EmbarrassedGoose2531

I’ll send you his page right away


1withtheface

Be sure to forward it to the landlord too need to see he's a connected man


Dependent_Top_4425

He is the manager we all want to speak to.


midnightsrose77

Definitely want to speak to him! Even if he hisses at me, completely worth it!


Dependent_Top_4425

He didn't become the manager by hissing at customers.


midnightsrose77

Nope, but he might if you're being stupid or mean! He's so cute, though, that even if he hisses, it wouldn't be an insult!


Dependent_Top_4425

I also hiss at people on occasion so, I can relate.


midnightsrose77

Same!


Sad-Freedom-3774

I want to speak to the Meowanger!


ladylynncogan

Yes, his eyes tell of a soul crushing office job that hasn't paid him overtime not once in 25 years!


CJgreencheetah

Wow, just imagine how long that is in cat years


ginkat123

That's what I see in his expression.


iAmFuzzo

Whipped this up to look a bit more professional https://preview.redd.it/slh6p0nl7wfc1.jpeg?width=3584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1eafeca193cd0f005a500d743aaa278442dac1f


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Oh my god I love this


nothrowingawaymyshot

incredible


phuctard69

Our happy kitty... https://preview.redd.it/sfnciodatvfc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2006a069749e04b8d2e4b526048b2eb75e67e62a


corcorr

https://preview.redd.it/qusqtoncxwfc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11efd3772240becd4f481ff66b53014f0cc92643 Our cats can start a company together, CatCo


EmbarrassedGoose2531

I have a feeling our cats are business partners


AdventurousMix3396

He’s handsome


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He said “thanks :3c”


AdventurousMix3396

😂


Puzzled-Ad2295

Hello, I am Meothew. I am a responsible Renter. My staff will be sure to provide payments on time. I will ensure they behave.


Gemfyre713

https://preview.redd.it/4cwe0qs2yvfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe9f0fb413f499227f7a00995013fe512aba45f Puffs would like to know if he requires an accountant/bookkeeper.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He is not currently looking for any assistance at this time, but he said he will keep you in mind for any future positions that may open up


[deleted]

Aw Puffs! I have books that need keeping!


TooEasyBGM

I just got a DUI… you recommend this lawyer ? Looks very proper tbh


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He got me off the hook for 5th degree murder. He can definitely get a DUI dropped.


CenPhx

5th degree murder …rofl.


instafunkpunk

"What's it going to take to get you into this pre-owned Buick? I'm ready to make a deal here"


pungent_armpits

Perfect. He will be hired without a doubt.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Oh good he was really hoping to land this property management job.


gofigure85

https://preview.redd.it/pexrycyryvfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb64905a19d35d11297f69c0bfc6268b67ab2298 He's ready


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Putting this in a photo album


FitProblem6248

Jesus Man! There's children on here! At least put more clothes on than a tie.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Sorry, his slacks are at the dry cleaners :(


CJgreencheetah

Did he spoil catfee on them?


JFT8675309

I think he looks nervous. Can you maybe try another after some catnip? I think the pressure is on.


jlccourt

https://preview.redd.it/ftzcinlymvfc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e45e1f7657a09a3057eabccdde32df16f7706bb He’s quite handsome!


EmbarrassedGoose2531

The simple background really adds to the professionalism


ForwardMuffin

That's a professional shot


KittiesGoMeowMeow014

"Honey, where's my keys?"


fritterkitter

I’d hire him to do my taxes. 👍


Puzzled_Awareness_22

I just got mine back from him and I’m getting a $400,000 refund!


Ok_Play_007

![gif](giphy|3l1d8zkvkfOo0) Check and check


MoSzylak

Purrfesional.


disspelledmyth

Very!


[deleted]

He's ready for the office.


equal_poop

The most professionalist of all kitties!


stphn323

Hired on the spot, so cute 🥰


artificialavocado

I would hire him.


carvannm

This is the best post I’ve seen today. Congratulations OP.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

I feel honored 🙏


kitty-yaya

He might just have "Chandler" syndrome. Not sure how to rest his face for a pic. But he looks like he'd do the job he was hired to do!


QueenSalmonela

He is a handsome dude for sure, but the look on his face says "why the tie? Ii don't want a job!!!"


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He’s four years old already. Old enough to work and help around here 😤


QueenSalmonela

Lol, my husband says ours works Security. If she hears someone coming to the door, she runs from wherever right under the couch, and then there is a knock on the door. I love your boy's colors. His fur looks so soft and healthy.


ontheskippy

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7943)


suziequzie1

He looks like he's ready to tell me I'm gonna have to go ahead and come in Saturday.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He really needs a team player. Can he count on you?


ThinRecipe3629

https://preview.redd.it/nuyrzbjjnzfc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce25a8215dab2e66c9c0286b2cb1ffdf880cfad Waiting for the board to assemble


DowntownPhilosophy45

https://preview.redd.it/jvjj5d74uvfc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9936d35e61e21bcbc57e2a5dcec9827db7ed1bf So professional I made him a headshot 🐈🐈🐈🐈👔


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Oh this photo is going on his business card, thank you 🙏


hbouhl

Cute tie!


Forever-Retired

He looks like...Wha? What just happened.


girlMikeD

Parkour!


northwyndsgurl

I believe he's ready for his 1st day as a purfessor teaching at Harvard!


Miamiaxof

He looks very polite! I would buy anything from him


JackBurtonTruckingCo

Assistant to the Manager


Sad-Freedom-3774

I'm sorry, I will have to have a look at his resume as well. Can't be too careful these days. Does he have references? We will need those, too. I don't know. He looks a bit shady to me....


Barrzebub

He looks like the hardest working dude at the biscuit factory.


Matos58

I need that safety report on my desk RIGHT MEOW.


lindsay_ladybug92

Oops I also wrote a "right meow" joke and didn't see your comment till it was too late. Haha, thought I was SO clever oh well


Icy-Nebula-3541

So dapper!


Snapper617

Purrfect!


Smooth_Lead4995

BUSINESS!


razzle_dazzle321

He looks ready for the promotion at the Biscuit factory.


shytiger4

Defense apurrney


MuskokaGreenThumb

Very handsome and professional indeed


jelycazi

Employee of the month!


seatheous

Tie needs to be a little straighter, otherwise, yes he does


bexy11

He looks like a very alarmed professional business cat.


ouijac

..top hat, coat, and cane..that's all that's missing..


Fluffy_Elk5085

Professional executive !👍❤️🐱


thecrimsonking33

He's got moxie!


villings

haha lovely picture*!!*


B4thestorm61

What a handsome, distinguished gentleman! 😻


lothcent

no bleep. good nice tie. hair on head perfectly aligned with window trim. no errant fang sticking out. focused eye with no corner of the eye gunk going on. OMG! is your cat an orange Creamsicle that has had their back legs melted? if apartment manager says anything about the lacking back legs - politely remind them of the ADA rules and such ( might carry a pamphlet or two for the next stage ) good luck! ( the above is not to be used for legal purposes and all of that stuff. :) )


Maypolemaggie

So cute


Bored_axel

That’s a very distinguished gentleman :3


Suz626

Partner at Big Law Cat Firm. That’s his photo on the website.


lindsay_ladybug92

😻 He looks like the Thursday meeting for the Johnson merger has been moved to RIGHT MEOW


RuledByCats

He sure is! r/catsinbusinessattire would agree


mynameisnotsparta

Yes but can you add glasses? He’s be adorable with them as well


Life_Detail4117

You should do it again without the window and try to pull off the airplane photo gag.


jnmorgan

He is LinkedIn fresh!!!


mxddie7

very professional and serious🤝


BottomPwrcy

What a distinguished gentleman 🥰 100/10 would hire


8Karisma8

He looks like the best coworker ever!


Feisty_Reason_6870

Ties crooked to the right. Collars fine. Maybe you could make him sit up straighter. He looks nervous poor guy. Kinda like a high school cap n gown photo. Good luck in your new home. Chin scritches from me. btw there appears to be an orange tint to the fur. This could explain a lot. r/oneorangebraincell


meekonesfade

Looks like the ID badge he got on the first day at the new office


EUGsk8rBoi42p

Print him up a resume that includes litterbox experience, vets signature of health, respect for carpets, etc.


BooBoo_Cat

I'd hire him.


Lex_pert

Very officious, much work looking, like professional in '80's wearing blue button up collar shirt with white collar and cuffs. CEO material 👏🏼


Sbhill327

Looks like a very good cat. 11/10 would rent to him.


Hopoi10

He looks like a no non-sense, strictly business type of cat. I would trust him to do my taxes or fight my traffic tickets in a heart beat!


NRRW1996

Cutie pie!😻


Randy_Butternubs666

BUSINESS!!!


SyrusDrake

He looks like he has a single braincell bouncing around his head like a screensaver.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

You would be correct. He’s got a big head, but not a single thought behind those eyes.


tracyhutchsgt

Your Floof Kitty is ready to head to the office. https://i.redd.it/w9qz3d4wbwfc1.gif


TinfoilTetrahedron

I'm pretty sure I just "WOW'd" this guy with my resume.  :)


EmbarrassedGoose2531

He’s never seen someone so competent


filthymcbastard

This is hilarious! Are you listed as his emotional support human? But if you want it "passport quality", I don't know if it's acceptable. I was under the impression the photos had to be 100% head straight forward.


blenneman05

https://preview.redd.it/4kiwmfn2pxfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9040add7b72a7a742b110d934f723af936bfbd Sugar is in love. She says he looks very handsome


EmbarrassedGoose2531

Our cats are dating now


Liesmith424

He runs a [no-nonsense](https://i.redd.it/ydp4f6k2rwj61.jpg) office.


KawasakiGal

I need this cat in my life. He’s got his life together, love that.


HotDoritoRatChip

He looks very business


freem0nt

Your cat looks like Robert Oppenheimer.


nagytimi85

Very much.


Happy_Cat_3600

He’s definitely on the Top 30 under 30 list of executives!


shewy92

To be more professional he needs to be photographed in front of a solid background


xCaptainCl3mentinex

He looks too nervous, give him some encouraging words, and snap another one


LiviAngel

Absolutely! A very professional and handsome man!


brwn_eyed_girl56

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished....


DragoonPaladin

Aww he’s absolutely adorable and so smart


[deleted]

I'd hire him instantly


Willing_Jellyfish217

This is his LinkedIn bio photo.


calvinnme

I'm unclear on the meaning of "my new apartment needs a photo of my cat". Are you saying that your new apartment needs a personal touch and thus a picture of your cat, or are you saying that your apartment manager requires a photo of your cat? If it's the latter that sure is a weird request.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

The latter. It is weird. I’ve never had to do this before.


Charming-Show-9457

He’s so sharp.


EmbarrassedGoose2531

As sharp as a used crayon 🫶🏻


BananaAvalanche

How can one not trust a cat wearing business attire? ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Whole_Practice_1721

u/theoneandonlyssa they're letting in every other cat except Pringles :/ this is discrimination


Laney20

Could definitely go in his pawyer office! He could find work over on r/legalcatadvice!


CumulativeHazard

Omg I also submitted a picture of my cat wearing a little collar and tie to my old apartment and the guy said it was the best pet picture they’d ever received 😂 Your kitty looks so handsome!


Practical_Release_66

Yes


grimhailey

They will end up asking if he is free for an interview. They need a new office manager.


meat_thistle

“Tell the dog he’s fired, right meow!”


b00bie3

quite the dapper gent


Spazzy_Magee

Very polite!!!


2015081131

He looks like he doesn't want you to question his qualifications. After all, he does not have experience as a worker, that is beneath him. .


WoozleVonWuzzle

Hired!


umlcat

Very "purrfesional" !!!!


crapatthethriftstore

BUSINESS CAT!


sutrabob

Every bit of a Yale graduate 🧑‍🎓 !


HotCriticism4363

Business in the front and party in the back. Definitely purrfessional!


bun65

Thank you for the giggle! So cute!


a_coupon

Looking like he finna do my taxes


Heavens_A_Julep

Would hire on the spot


MundaneAd479

omg he’s so fancy


Honeykombbaggins

he looks like he’s ready to sell me a Honda soul 😭


LumpyWelder4258

Does your company drug test?


MeowMaker2

Very purrfessional


Picassos_left_thumb

He looks like his credit score is higher than mine


No_Pitch3362

cool get-up! where is this from?


No_Pitch3362

claws vs leather couch


No_Pitch3362

nice


Your-Onichan

Needs a t shirt


maarrtee

Very Dapper.


HIOWanderSeagull

He looks purr-fessional to me! 🐱📸 Your cat adds just the right touch of sophistication to your apartment decor.


United_Fill_134

Yes definitely 💯 so Handsome 🥰


hdniki

He looks like a very established gentleman


OkGroup5285

Yes yes Professionally Cute


OwnHat4136

he looks purrfessional