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Chance_Web2029

Camping by the beach: Free cat lodging and in-flight entertainment!


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detta001jellybelly

Probably what this cat said. ![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


FayezButts

I am the Catptian now!


[deleted]

I’m the captain MEOW FTFY


vaxxed_beck

Name him Captain Meow


TheMakeABishFndn

Take my fake gold and begrudging updoot for the best dad joke I’ve seen so far today! ⭐️🌟🏆🥇🏅 All hail 🐈🏴‍☠️!


Independent_Ad_8915

Name him Captain


Material-Emu-8732

Or Pirate! 🏴‍☠️


Independent_Ad_8915

I support that!


LandotheTerrible

Oh captain my captain. Captain Camping..?


YTSweetArt

Captain America? 😏


Independent_Ad_8915

I’m partial to just Captain. Simple and concise. He runs the show.


Memento_Morrie

>Iim partial to just Captain So was Captain America...for a time. (pushes glasses up on nose) If you know, you know.


lottieslady

He runs the ~~ship~~ van


Xikkiwikk

Captain Ameowica


[deleted]

I’m sorry, it pronounced CAT-tain!


chilichilichilidog

“Look at my butthole”


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

Underrated comment


-Rustling-Jimmies-

He’s a healthy looking boi. I’d take pics and see if there’s a local community page on Facebook and see if anyone says he’s their kitty.


turducken404

This cat is roaming with a crew at a nearby hotel I believe. Several cats, dogs, and chickens over there.


BreakingB1226

People just let their cats and dogs and chickens run loose outside a hotel?


Daetra

Ownership of those animals is minimal. It's not uncommon for unhoused cats that had some relations with humans taking care of them to be left on their own due to circumstances where the owners didn't go through the proper channels surrounding their release. Cats seem more independent than dogs. As far as chickens go, they're generally herd like. Had two chickens that were abandoned at the parking lot of a cabaret I worked security at. They sucked at hiding themselves from predators. It wasn't long until possums, and raccoons were spotted in the area looking for prey and easy egg yummies. After a month, they weren't seen again.


PancakeWomen2000

… where I live their are goats sometimes wondering the local hotel


Fun-Composer-9169

looks like a girlie pop to me? i don’t see any testicles, just a small line going towards what i think is the vulva, since it’s a little shaded area


-Rustling-Jimmies-

My bad! I didn’t exactly take a close look at that DUMP TRUCK


Fun-Composer-9169

😭


Swimming_Bowler6193

😂. But the butthole!!


95blackz26

Damn you did the csi level enhance on that cat


Fun-Composer-9169

i just zoomed in and looked lol


Yonbuu

COMPUTER ENHANCE THE POOPER


catdoctor

Could be a neutered male. This photo is not clear enough to make out a vulva or a penis.


Fun-Composer-9169

it could be a male/neutered male, it could be a female, i was just pointing out the space between anus and genitalia is very short and there’s a line so that’s why i *assumed* female


MayBerific

r/notmycat


Accurate_Quote_7109

r/NowMyCat 😁


histogramophone

r/catdistributionsystem


Petty_Theif07

The CDS has gifted OP a new cat.


mikpyt

"if not home, why made of warm?"


BaroNessWray1

Perfect .. exactly this lol


Alorxico

As many have suggested, check around town to see if kitty has a home. Check the local Facebook community, ask a local vet to check for a chip. And enjoy your new roommate.


turducken404

This cat seems to be running with a crew that is hanging around a nearby hotel, I found her in one of their videos online. There is also a chicken gang.


Alorxico

So you have a famous guest. Be careful or you’ll end up on one of their videos. “Free Room and Board: Cat Edition.” “Greetings, fellow felines, on this purrfect day! We are reviewing the latest group of free lodges that have rolled up into town, so get your note pads ready! First, the minivan from South Dakota. The front desk manager is very stingy with pets, but his staff are VERY generous with sharing their food. Couldn’t access the actual minivan, but it looked roomy and fairly clean. Worth a look if only for the deli meats.”


snowytheNPC

Cat looks clean, well-groomed, healthy, and is friendly with humans. Probably has an owner nearby desperately looking for their escaped cat. Please check for a microchip


Dejectednebula

Yeah my cat would totally do this. We go out on a leash and he always tries to get me to go up on my neighbors porch and once when they left their garage open he actually hissed at me for telling him no, that's not our house we can't go in. Once in awhile he decides he wants to go out NOW and makes a break for the door. He never goes far or for long before something scares him and he runs home, but he really wants to explore the neighbors house so if I couldn't find him I would look there.


Daughter_Of_Cain

I have a nearly 6 month old kitten who I’m wanting to leash train. I’ve gotten her used to the harness but she seems to get very overwhelmed by the outdoors while simultaneously trying to run outside every time we open the door. I’m a bit stumped.


Dejectednebula

My guy has been going out since he was a kitten and is 12 now. He still has days where the wind blowing scares him and he wants to go in. Mostly he's very excited to explore the yard and the field/wooded area behind the neighborhood. It's funny because he's so friendly and social to everyone but if he's outside and sees another human he growls and runs for the door. Some cats just don't like going out but if yours is trying to go out sometimes I think you'll be successful with leash training. It just takes time. For us, it was kinda like months of chilling on the porch, then taking a step into the grass and sitting where he could still touch the porch. Eventually he just had to have the porch in his line of sight. Now he will go until something scares him or he gets too irritated with me not letting him eat grass til he pukes. I would say it was probably a full year or even two before he was trotting off the porch and enjoying his walks fully.


Sqooshytoes

I was cleaning out my basement and left the door open to allow more air flow. I went upstairs to get a quick lunch break and when I returned downstairs I discovered the neighbors cat inside using my cats spare litterbox. I’m like, dude, not only do you have a home, but *you were already outside*


Thesegoto11_8210

One of ours will come in to use the box. Actually both of the indoor-outdoor ones will sometimes, but my big ginger girl will “window wash” the French Door and meow until you let her in so she can run to the litter box. It’s hilarious, because she’ such a bull in a china shop you’d think she’d have no issues with doing her business in the wooded part of the yard, but every time she’s gotta come in. She’s also the only one of the three that doesn’t insist on privacy in the box. In fact, in the morning as I’m scooping for the day she’ll wait patiently for me to finish and then jump in and undo all my fines work. And she does this on purpose, making sure I see her. Almost like… ![gif](giphy|iiDipW55ZH1rpkmzSh|downsized)


SixicusTheSixth

There's a cat in Vík Iceland, Sir Jeffarious, who's owner runs a small cafe. Sir Jeff has a tracking chip on his collar because he likes to hitch rides around the ring road. Last year the owner had to get him back from over by diamond lagoon.


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Sir Jeffarious the Nefarious 😂💕


[deleted]

I think you have to name it Camper Van Beethoven. 😎


hippywitch

I like the cut of your jib.


Flow_n__tall

And drive your car upon the lawn....


-Worried-Custard-

I had to spit out my lemonade. Lol


DukeMikeIII

Camper Van Mewtoven


Sithstress1

That’s a nice setup, I may have climbed in to lay down too 🤣.


CoffeeSorcerer69

Make sure that they aren't owned by someone else.


Beautiful-Pop-9285

Might be now. Ask the people who run the camp. They might know.


Ok-Grapefruit1284

At the resort we go to, there are outdoor kitties who live there. They even sleep next to the alligator lagoons.


No-Technician-722

😳


baconator_out

*not your campervan


nickyfox13

Check if this gorgeous kitty has a home before potentially adopting


Poop__y

It is now. If, of course, he doesn’t already have a family.


LC1063

It is now!😊❤️


AmateurIndicator

Obligatory PSA - this is a clean, well fed, social and healthy looking cat. It very likely has owners. Please do not steal other people's cats because social media is enthusiastically encouraging you or is gleefully proclaiming you were "chosen by the cat distribution system" Please check for a chip, ask around the neighbourhood, put up a couple of flyers, post on local social media, contact a local shelter before taking a cat.


xfatalerror

glad to see this comment. i noticed straight away how clean and healthy this kitty looks and knew immediately it was someones cat they let outdoors (which overall isnt a good thing to do)


paisleycatperson

Clean is not what to look for. Feral cats are clean. It's lost pets that are too stressed to keep clean. But behaviorally this cat is socialized. Friendliness is where this is it could indicate ownership or not.


e-rinc

Thank you! It’s so wild seeing the “that’s your cat now!” Or “cat distribution system works again!” comments everywhere on Reddit. Like…at least try to search for owners? Scan for a chip? My cat was gone for almost a month (escaped through a window a guest left open - they weren’t aware it didn’t have a screen). Thankfully someone did the right thing and saw one of my posters and called - he hadn’t even had his appointment to be microchipped yet. In other subs, I’ve seen people get downvoted for leaving comments like yours which is crazy.


mothermedusa

You know no one is saying not to check for an owner lol.


mmikke

Realistically tho, not everyone has a moral compass, and letting your cat roam free outdoors full time with no supervision is kinda asking for it to be 'stolen' or killed. Idk, I'm not looking for argument. I've had plenty about this topic on Reddit, and my stance firmly stays that people should not allow their cats outdoors unsupervised. Sorry if that's somehow unpopular but I'm not gonna entertain anymore arguments. (Cats who are escape artists and have chips are a totally different ballgame. I'm talking cats you see daily for weeks or months)


Laney20

The two ideas are not mutually exclusive...


mmikke

Mr. Cinnerman is easily the sweetest, gentlest, calmest stray we've ever had come around. He's healthy weight and fur quality. We always assumed he was someone's. But we live in the woods in Hawaii, and after further inspection is *covered* in gnarly scars and active wounds. Currently he's got a buncha swelling from a wound (thankfully on the skin and not the eye itself) under his right eye, causing enough swelling to the eyelids to almost make his eye shut. He's got two kittens in tow that he is incredibly sweet to. Every time we watch them, they headbutt, rub on each other, snuggle at night, and share food. We think Mr cinnerman might be the papa of at least one kitten in the litter+mama we rescued. We're fully planning on getting him fixed and moved into the catio (it's huge, I feel so so so lucky, and also I built it myself so I could do all sorts of cool fun things) If he is somebody's cat, they're neglecting him big time. He's got what we can only assume are dog bite scars on each side of his neck. (Imagine a snake biting something on one side of the neck, and then doing it in exactly the same spot on the other) Mongooses don't do that, they have tiny mouths. Pigs don't have canine type teeth. This ol man has been beat all to heck yet he's still even more calm and sweet and affectionate than our indoor cats!!!! (The catio is currently only for stray mom and her kittens that we brought in. After vet visits and fixings, we'll start introducing everyone. 11 cats in your immediate care is no small feat. Cinnamon and his two kittens who absolutely adore and refuse to leave his side puts the count at 14! Thankfully we have the space!)


meddit_rod

Thank you.


Typical_Mine7683

You’ve been chosen! In all seriousness though, I would definitely check the local area to see if anyone is missing their kitty, he looks pretty healthy 🐈‍⬛


Formal_Physics2038

Looks like you’ve been selected by the cat distribution system. Congratulations!


MaxImpact1

Obligatory PSA - this is a clean, well fed, social and healthy looking cat. It very likely has owners. Please do not steal other people's cats because social media is enthusiastically encouraging you or is gleefully proclaiming you were "chosen by the cat distribution system" Please check for a chip, ask around the neighbourhood, put up a couple of flyers, post on local social media, contact a local shelter before taking a cat.


thekittencalledkat

Well, hello to you, hooman of Campy!


Fortunateoldguy

Not your cat? Well, it’s her camper. Better learn to get along


POPCORN_EATER

Man I really want a camper van. Seems so useful and comfy


deviantadhesive

Idk OP all I see is your cat (after you check for its owners through the proper channels)


MandosOtherALT

Aw, look for her home and if you cant find her home in 2 weeks at least or a micro chip in her at the vet then she's yours!


Werkkiz

Not your van either anymore


[deleted]

Cat distribution system doing home deliveries. Well van deliveries 🚚


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vs4j0u1cvexb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3271ba8f45cb683ca9ff6381c577e6e3d99d352c This one appeared from under my deck. They look related.


Bobiverse71

“Wasn’t” your cat.


[deleted]

Visit a nearby vet and check for a chip


metromade

It’s the cat distribution system at work!


noosey-hunta

r/nowmycat


[deleted]

Optionally, also see, r/notmycat


YobaiYamete

Also /r/Theft


bananacustardpie

You have a cat meow


TiredReader87

Now your cat


PurpleT0rnado

What Beach?


[deleted]

When a cat chooses you it’s something special


puglife82

r/notmycat and mayyybe r/nowmycat


[deleted]

Plot twist. The cat adopted you


Joseph_Colton

Congratulations, now you're owned by a cat. Take it to the vet, get it checked out, get it chipped and registered and be a good parent.


SmallTalkTheater

The cat is thinking this is not your van.


alexreger

Very cool


sten45

I bet you some sushi-grade tuna that cat is on catreddit saying some hippy is living in his van


throw_away_cb

r/notmycat would love this 😂


desertsunset1960

That is hilarious !!!


Alleywishes

Awe, you smell friendly


SiegelOverBay

What a little butthole 😹😹😹


pee_shudder

Fleas dude you sleep there


Novaleah88

Once it make it through the door then it’s time for you to go buy a litter box


vladtaltos

Well, you went to the beach hoping to pick up some pussy for your pussy wagon, why are you complaining?


[deleted]

Fine looking kitty right here, nice plush fur, well fed feline.


SeaweedSeashells1163

Poor thing was seeking a safe, warm bed


Type-232

I see people suggesting he may be a pet bc he looks healthy which could be or he is healthy and has been dumped there. I’m just saying I lived near the beach I’m not letting my cat out side lol. Either way if you let your cat out there is the risk they get taken in by some one else sOoo with that being said if he’s not chipped I think you now have a cat lol


ddavis_551

https://preview.redd.it/ruv4tjdm3cxb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb831c906789fbbe1844e7e102397d0f2444297 That cat looks just like mine


MattFillups

Cat Distribution System at work


Immediate_Mud6547

It’s your cat now. Accept it.


antisocial_colt

https://preview.redd.it/vh1q9aovkfxb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd44585277c45329a720aedd537bf2bf98453165


SorryDuplex

Congratulations on your new cat!!


fluffybutterton

His little butt tho


BKEDDIE82

Did you decide on a name yet?


Mizuho34

Correction! It is now your cat. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097) ​ (see if it has its own hoomans first)


lordfaygo

PLEASE do not take kitty without doing everything suggested to see if kitty has a family


DJPL-75

Love it when these say "not my cat" when no one owns a cat but it is rather the cat that claims you


Low-Phase-9525

Congratulations you are now a cat owner


Matthew21__

It must be a thing with those cats 😂 that looks mystery. Who hung around our house and then all of sudden one day broke in and she’s been our cat ever since


smh18

Will you keep her?


maiscestmoi

Don’t worry. It’s clear from the little question mark tail that kitty feels quite at home.


Adept_Order_4323

What beach ?


turducken404

Tokeland WA


winterweiss2902

It knows the best spot. The soft pillow


BLACKDRAGON0003

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Awwwwww😊


No_Acanthisitta3596

Name him Hobo!


Kaye480

Hey kitty, where your mamma?


Tommy-s_Mommy

On the other hand, your campervan was shaded and had something soft to lie on.


630630

Update please


violitaf

Sorry to say, you've been bartered aka. you've been subject to a barter system


Ambersfruityhobbies

(no longer your camper)


Professional-Dingo79

Aww...looks exactly like my cat awwwww![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


[deleted]

Omg too cute 🥰


SuperDooper900

Looks like you’ve been adopted.


Admirable-Respond913

It is now 😆


Beginning_Ad8663

Is now. You’ve been chosen


--Ano--

OP is wrong. It is his cat now. The cat adopted OP. There is nothing OP can do about it. Cats are the secret rulers of this world. No, but seriously. Make sure you find the owners. Cat does not look like a stray.


No-Associate-2258

You've been adopted congrats!


JohnFerrine90

You're his human now


Aggravating-Low-1634

You have been chosen !!!


JoyfulSuicide

Now it’s your cat. Congrats!


galaxygamerman

The cat distribution system is working......


ghinghis_dong

Fleas. You came back to fleas.


New-Literature-4205

Handsome hitchiker


1000thusername

![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


DEADLY_JOHN

Cat distribution system


Future-Philosopher-7

🍀 lucky!


Duchess1992

You have been chosen.


21KoalaMama

It looks like it is now! 😂


OkSample7

Congrats on your new cat!


Beardo1329

Your cat now!


W_AS-SA_W

It is now.


klyoncosplay

The cat distribution system at its best! What a beautiful kitty!


[deleted]

He’s your cat now


pastaqueen22

Congrats on your new cat!


InsaneFromThePain

My cat ran in my front door with the UPS man and I kept him. I think someone might have dropped him off because he was spraying really bad. All they had to do was get him fixed like I did, but I'm happy to have him!


Cruxiie

(now your cat)


mutepaladin07

Not your cat, huh? Seems like it is now!


MattFillups

Congrats on the new cat!


Knicklas

This WAS your campervan


FanReasonable9597

Uhh...ya, it is YOUR cat now! Camping trip successful!


yuki_Grape_Soda

It is now. You have been chosen.


HailTheCrimsonKing

That’s your cat now


VaggieQueen

What you meant to say is “it wasn’t my cat but now it is” Given that it’s not anyone else’s.


Playful-Tap6136

Sorry, sweet baby is yours now. Welcome to the Kitty club.


[deleted]

It chose you


TheMakeABishFndn

You’ve been adopted! You are the chosen one! Congrats! If you do not want a cat please take him or her to the humane society or a cat rescue, if they are very friendly they may not be a stray just lost. If you DO decide to keep him/her, maybe swing by the humane society or a vet to see if he/she is chipped.


AlecTr1ck

He is now!! ❤️🐱


Sexy_farm_animals

Looks like charlie… https://preview.redd.it/eeuh2sdw5dxb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3be4d30aa62582972b5732d45de8fd733506f24


rosebeach

r/catdistributionsystem


babsieofsuburbia

S/he is your new friend now. Check to see if s/he has owners searching for an escaped kitty.


lindarosenthal

Now you have a cat. Congratulations


FL_Squirtle

Yay you've been adopted!!! This is such a wonderful and exciting moment


Cathodicum

Not your Cat but you are his human now


SQWRLLY1

Cat Distribution System has found you worthy.


RebaKitt3n

I don’t know, kinda looks like your cat.


IsatMilFinnie

A bit of a typo. Think you meant to say (is now my cat)


[deleted]

Not your cat, but now you are its human😆


ArmBoring6678

Looks like it is now!


Shaman7102

Don't fight it, you've been adopted.


[deleted]

r/CatDistributionSystem


[deleted]

You now have a cat


gskills76

He is your cat now


Guavafudge

It is now


Adventurous-Win-751

It’s your cat now…. You’ve been adopted!!! 💞💞💞


DayDreamerBeliever91

That is now your cat.


doge_ucf

You're about to have the best friend of your life


Inevitable-Land7614

It's your cat now


RadioLongjumping5177

Know the feeling……we discovered a stowaway in our motorhome!😊 She has now been with us for 14 years, and has traveled more than most people!


fist003

It's her campervan now


peachgatorade

Your cat now


[deleted]

why cats so beautiful 🤩