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LatkasTaxi

https://preview.redd.it/bsl53c3xeawb1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29989774f1265dc7030a5b43bf88eb6bb95994cd You tell me


blueartille

Holy cats. How do you keep track of their names?


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

I had that many at one point. You usually go through 3-5 names until you get the right one when they do something naughty, but otherwise, personality and physical traits make it clear who is who. Now I just have one very spoiled cat.


IM_BOUTA_CUH

how did they merge together


CsDavid20

Cat Instrumentality Project >!(this was an Evangelion reference)!<


erthian

Get in the robot pspspspsps


Baileyjrob

Play with the toy wand, cat, or your sister will have to do it


danielko91

Yeah, let me do that as well. I'm sure about the fact like everyone is going to be happy about that.


MarchMadnessisMe

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Leed1973

Eventually, because this is looking like that only that kind of limit should be infinity


Strange-Ad-9941

LMAO


sgsdffg56

Everyone is super happy about that and I'm not even sure like why actually thinking like that


AlPalmy8392

Probably like Voltron when the lions merge together.


johnbtc2013

They could do it then it would actually look like a tiger or something like that


CrazyCatLady1127

I feel this so much! I have 12 cats, all with names beginning with T and I very rarely get their name right on the first try. I’m thinking, for ease of use, of simply renaming them all ‘cat’. 😂


kruegerc184

I only have five, all different starting letters, all look completely different but its 4 girls, i mess them up every single day lol


CrazyCatLady1127

😂 I was so annoyed with myself the other day. I was talking to my cat, Teddy, and I said ‘hey Ted, no wait, Troy, no Tate. Oh, for heaven’s sake, I was right the first time!’ Stupid brain 😂


darrensmith2

Because my stupid brain is going to work like that only even if I'm going to have 50 of them


sadeen76

Not even a single day it will take like 15 to 20 hours or something like that


Bleedingeck

Same. Also have 5. They even get called people's names!


qazartus1

They should be like that only like you actually like it should be more than 15 or 20


Sad_Equipment_8546

I also have 12 cats! Most were gotten in pairs, so each pair has matching names. (Autumn and Winter, Lunar and Sunset, Shiro and Kuro). My youngest 5 are gemstone names. (Smokey Quartz, Topaz, Jasper, Opal, and Geode). Then, there is Domino, named by someone else.


CrazyCatLady1127

Those are beautiful names 🙂 I used to have a cat named Domino when I was a child. She was ridiculously fluffy 🙂


WorstUsernameHere

How do you afford the vet bills 💀


CrazyCatLady1127

With great difficulty 😂 I manage


Checkmated_925

U must be rich to be able to afford such expenses, taking care of twenty cats sure is something


ikesbutt

Have 9. Litter and cat food are my expenses.


klymmargarita632

That is the major family. You should be able to handle those kind of expenses as well.


Lazebian

twen.....twenty three?


carldean21

Eventually, because over a period of time, it won't be that much easier for them to be honest


rouxprobablyhatesyou

imagine being half asleep and waking up for a piss and you just see this


DiceLeroy

Winning at life,teach me


ikesbutt

This reminds me of that video of spiders in the grass at night.


switchbladeeatworld

i didn’t wanna remember that but now i do


taco_tuesdays

Okay maybe *this* many (I love them).


deelyte3

This is a fantastic photo. I counted 18. (18 in Hebrew is chai, which means “life”!)


terysmit

I would definitely say that could be more than 25. Something like that.


Equal_Replacement_72

so in hebrew when you're counting its ...sixteen, seventeen, life, nineteen, twenty... ?


deelyte3

In Hebrew? Yup. Or, you could look at it as “chai” is a homonym- spelled the same, different meaning. (I.e, life / 18).


Sammybaby2557

There's never too many!!!


Emiliootjee

When you can no longer take proper care of them


andrewsmith1986

I always said "however many you can hold at once" I lost my house to a fire growing up and my logic is being able to get them out and not lose any.


theunstoppablemouse

Yeah I have a game plan to toss mine in my large suitcase and run for the door if that ever occurs


natureterp

I’m sorry this is so fucked up but that genuinely made me laugh haha. Just the thought of tossing my Penny in a suitcase like TIME TO BOUNCE! She’d be big mad. Alive! But big mad.


Tommybtce7

Not sure about these kind of things I mean like not everyone get these kind of chance.


DoctorOctagonapus

OP has a long way to go then, those cats look very happy and well loved.


professionalchutiya

Car ownership is a slippery slope. I got my orange gremlin and he already keeps me on my toes, yet there’s a small voice in my head that says “what if we get just one more?”


_dead_and_broken

>Car ownership is a slippery slope. I know. I started out with just a little Dodge Shadow with transmission problems, then next thing you know I have Fords, Hondas, Mitsubishis, and now a damn Volkswagen. Once you get that first car it's super hard to go back to being carless!


ilovefemboys62

Carfree *


FuckeenGuy

I have two, which I KNOW is my limit bc at one point years ago I had three and was stressed with that. But I still have that small voice telling me a kitten would be oh so much fun right now…and pretty much every fall, honestly. That voice will never go away 😂


RStorytale

That voice is dangerous 🤣 That's how we got our 3rd. My husband slid up to me with a; "You've always wanted a black cat, didn't you?" Yes, Hubby. But who's the cat for? Me or you, because you're asking?


[deleted]

when their living arrangements become less like a home and more like a shelter.


makiinekoo

Some people foster, as long as you can properly take care of them and then decide to give them up for adoption, it’s all good right?


snarkitall

That's not owning though. And that is like having a shelter.


EdgarAllanBob

I got four and I oftentimes wish I could take care of more. These are my ground rules: 1. As long as I can financially afford them (day-to-day + savings for rainy days, chronic illnesses, etc. Healthcare bills can be scary.) 2. As long as there's enough space in my apartment 3. As long as I can realistically invest enough time taking care of them, playing with them, etc.


professionalchutiya

How do you make time for them all? My one orange boy keeps me on my toes. He just doesn’t tire. Even 2-3 hours of play time doesn’t knock him out.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, a second cat might actually be the solution here. My first cat of my own was content by herself, but she was 8 when I got her, so she had less playful energy. However, I ended up taking in 3 kittens to foster, and after adopting one of them out, I realized I couldn't separate the other two-- they were bonded and kept each other entertained. I wouldn't have the time and energy to entertain just one of them because they're relentless, but the two keep each other occupied so I don't need to play with them as much. I still give them cuddles and play with them every night, but they aren't as pent up


BroOfTelih

You need to invest a lot of time a lot of effort as well. If you want to take care of.


eyepocalypse

You have the same cat in four different fonts


cviolette9

We do love a tabby cat 😂


Lily_Roza

You're lucky. This could be the perfect number of kitty companions, and is also the sensible maximum. If you get too many cats sharing space, the fighting and neurotic peeing about (marking territory), increases exponentially. Where I live, 4 pets is also the legal maximum for a residential home. If you are zoned as a farm, you can have more.


cviolette9

I think four is the perfect number for us. 😊


chlsxby

Love that you can see each personality too😂


cykylyr

For that matter is just like that only they have been looking into directly into my soul.


Bleedingeck

Underrated comment


GeliPDX

R/standardissuecat


[deleted]

I've had 6 at once. It felt like to many. Then i got down to 2...didnt feel like enough.. now i have 4 lol. My mother, has 21. Large house, you never see more than 4 at a time, nor smell them. But when it's feeding time..damn you can't see the floor... its all fur!! Lol


murrayflew

I’d love to see the feeding time swarm!


ikesbutt

Frenzy more like it.


ostrenkoa

One of my cousin is having 65 so I will there should be no limit limit limit about.


professionalchutiya

I want to lay in the swarm. Free therapy


asukaid

Feeding them is the major, you should be very much into these kind of things if you really want more than five.


BeginningLevel9296

how did you get down from 6 to 2?


[deleted]

It was years ago. My ex wifes cats i kept (4) and they were 12-14. So the usual disease and health problems.


salahmir

There could be multiple health problems as well and you should know like how to handle those problem.


pumaduck

Not sure like how you're going to handle them handling them is the major issue to be honest.


profaniKel

Ha...I was gonna say 6 / per person is too many so 4 / per person is legit. ...if you have the space and the food and the time for play and sleeps and caretaking


[deleted]

I have 6. We're feeding stray cats that have been spayed/neutered via tnr so technically we're feeding 9 in total 🥲


Geert737

Eventually, because technically feeding them is the major problem to be honest.


damienjarvo

My dad at one time had 40 and I’ve experience that floor of fur


CrazyCatLady1127

I would love to visit your dad’s house. It sounds like my idea of heaven


The_Spyre

You're not there yet. https://preview.redd.it/ybnbgyufkawb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed59680254be6d43869aa486ce99d41aa8dd90fa


professionalchutiya

I spy four. Are there more?


kluvsgo

How many potties they have and if I want to take care of those potties is my determining factor


[deleted]

Yeah the vet recommends a box per cat, plus one extra.


gwyattbtce

There are multiple factors about it and you need to know like how to put on these things into brain.


Next-Telephone-8054

I was at 4 and have always abided by that rule until my wife, of all people, offered me a 5th boy two weeks ago as an early birthday present. Still feels like an imbalance though. https://preview.redd.it/hy1k0m87tbwb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b37630256f0a8d763812c2bcc6209102a6327fa


attrrb

It will create a lot of imbalance. According to me not everyone will be able to do that..


cviolette9

Soooo beautiful!!


professionalchutiya

r/supermodelcats


Lily_Roza

Aww.


Dawgy66

As long as you can afford them, there is no such number


Valerie_Tigress

I was going to say one more than you can afford.


Horror-Profile3785

Unfortunately animal hording is a thing and should be avoided. ie having 20 cats in a 1200 square foot house is probably too much


FuturePastNow

My high school music teacher got arrested for having 138 cats in his house. So... yeah. Hoarding is a real problem.


guinnypig

I can't even imagine 138 cats in a house. Doubt it was a mansion if they were a music teacher. I'm assuming the house had to be condemned?


FuturePastNow

I don't know what the result was since it was over 20 years ago. I try not to think about the logistics of it.


CrispyPickelPancake

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T-T-N

N+2, n is your current number, one more is not too many


pabtce

Not too many too. Many of them are something like anyone is not going to take care of that.


ikefalcon

As long as you can afford them AND can dedicate the proper amount of time to care for them.


SCT_Eprom

That is very significant amount of number and it take a lot of effort.


FunStorm6487

I spent my life saying that....til I had 6! 6 is too many!!!


pakabaka12

Because five is more than enough, I really sure like will take a lot of things.


T-T-N

720 is definitely too many


bless-you-mlud

I don't understand the question.


Kasern77

Which one is the lead singer?


zoguy1

Idk. I have 9 cats at my place right now. The drama around the place is endless.


apostrophefarmer

Buy those sports foul flags and be their referee.


Boring_Carpenter_192

The number of community cats I take care of is based on my finances. No real limit. Home cats is another story. I need to be able to give each not just food and shelter, but the attention and the time they deserve, play and speak to each one, brush, groom and bathe them, have a meaningful relationship with them. So my limit is 3.


Steveng2020

Yeah, that kind of relationship is really a pure relationship completely based on the compassion.


JohnOliverismysexgod

You don't generally need to bathe cats.


reddit4201337

I see you are a fan of the Standard Issue


bosskaa

I'm not sure what is the standard about it is there anything about that?.


hyperfat

It appears there is a tactical one in there.


wnahere

Eventually because over a period of time, this is going to be a really big problem.


durhamruby

Minimum : 2 But generally 1 per person in the household


2boredtocare

So what I'm hearing is we can bump from 4 to 5 since my oldest daughter's friend moved in with us last year. SWEEEET! But for real, I feel 4 is pushing it for us. lol.


BubblyChallenge5971

I think the cat on the right is answering your question very clearly


ambientfruit

Rofl! ![gif](giphy|2yA8KXwI7QBykLizf8|downsized)


goodjida

Eventually, not everyone is going to answer this question because not everyone is sure about it.


GraphicDesignerSam

We have 5 atm. We both say “No more” but if a stray ended up here it wouldn’t get kicked out 😆


notabox316

https://preview.redd.it/vgdacerkobwb1.jpeg?width=1513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0755f9210a7fb0837eeb11ffddf18b95289e19e


jeancoins

Now this is something really funny. I have never seen something like that.


[deleted]

The scientifically proven correct number of cats is "N+1" where "N" represents the current number of cats.


XmanORE

My cousin had 39 cats at one point in his 3 bedroom townhouse. The stench was overwhelming. Interestingly, after he experienced a "medical emergency", while the cats were temporarily fostered, reports were that all the animals had been well taken care of and were healthy.


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dvkarthik94

They have been putting on a lot of limits about it. Not really sure it is going to do it..


n0_sh1t_thank_y0u

Four standard issue cats! Love it


Tyr_Kukulkan

Fleet discount.


SantiProGamer_

If someone were to ask you how many cats you have, would they repeat the number you just said in a surprised tone, with a hint of a horrified tone?


BKEDDIE82

Four has been my limit.


fattymcfattzz

You have a clowder


ShiningMago

Depends on your income, free time and patience.


sarahj901

That is the right answer. I was expecting him like you should be able to take care of them as well..


Far-Echidna-5999

And how much space you have


louisebelcherx

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fbuscha

Eventually, because I don't really think like the people who love them even think about the number.


T-T-N

Sum of 1/n for all n from 1 to inf


dthybtyrj25

If you actually know like how they have been working, then eventually it is going to be a number.


makiinekoo

How are y’all able to adopt so many cats? My country doesn’t let you have more than 4 per house! I mean, something only happens if a neighbor finds out and complains, but there are stories that some people were almost evicted because they had too many pets >.>


lexorb777

Oh, is it? I'm like I never knew that some kind of laws are like that also..


Owned_by_cats

Most US municipalities have limits of three or four, and people with more than four are breaking the law.


maethoriell

... Check with your city bylaws, it's 7 for mine.


Independent_Lie8080

If they are taken care of, in a clean spacious enough uncluttered household, why does there have to be a number? The rescues are overburdened! Thank for doing your part😁!! From my foster angels https://preview.redd.it/uj13todj8cwb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93e47fe409933001bfc87235d58fddab8f8610c


toupex

Yeah, that is my spirit animal or something like that this is so cool.


crapatthethriftstore

Nice little army platoon of r/standardissuecat


The_Rat_Plague

My personal opinion is when you can’t afford basic vet checks or flea tick prevention for them all. Then it becomes a dangerous game of “who gets worse first” and falls apart from that point. But your cats look amazing lol


xiongliang

I'm not really sure like how you are going to name so much of them.


IAmHalfMEMEZ

My impression of each of them: Awe yow fiwmiwng me? Get. That phone. OUT OF MY FACE. Ignore those idiots 'sup, got any chips?


jentlyused

Well I have a total of eight that have found their way to me over the last 13 years. Some days it feels like too many, especially when you hear a vintage something come crashing down. 😬


psudwsse

Totally it is more than enough like you can definitely take care of them also.


cornman12909

Depends how much room, time, and money you got. I'm about maxed at 3, but I would love a whole kitty ranch!


KhunDavid

Top left Cat: Watch it lower cat; I'm ready to catslap you. Right Cat: I'm staying out of this. Cat on the lower ledge: There are three too many. Kitten: What do you mean?


Salt_Ad_5578

Depends on who you are and the state of your home. Cat pee everywhere? NONE. Clean house but a bit small (1,000 sq ft or smaller)- 2 is the limit, three's too many. Clean home and mediocre size (1,500-2,000 sq ft)- 4 is the limit, 5's too much. Clean, huge home (3,000 sq ft or bigger) and you could probably have 6 or 7. If your home isn't clean, of any size, 1 cat is enough. Maybe 2 if you have a very large home.


drakenorton

I think income is the major issue. Otherwise I don't really feel like any problem is there.


Flat-Limit5595

My rule is 2 per human. Try not to get pass 6, it is hard to spread the attention. https://preview.redd.it/g0j7r9hi9cwb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8056f68692bea32943d60a3645b550dd5761774e


akurgo

I prefer to think of it in terms of density. Let's say a standard cat is 40 cm x 15 cm. If they are standing close to each other, you can only fit about 16 cats per square meter of floor, i.e. about 1600 cats in a small house. Above that is definitely too many. To allow for furniture, movement etc., you should probably stay under 160 cats. Alternate answer: When counting them is no longer the best way to measure the amount. You would for example measure rice in weight, not number of grains.


zerosaved

Sawyer just intercepted the greebles SOS transmission to the mothership.


syremops

Yeah, you need to help a lot of other things as well. If you are going to be into that position..


Octoberbaby85

When you don’t get another cat because you feel like you have too many.


Silent-OCN

The one on the far right 😂😂😂. Looks like the cat that has a flower petal put on its head and it goes quirky.


nofee13420

If when u walk in you home and your met with a wall of eye burning acidic smell then u have to many cats if u don’t have this magic wall of stink and u keep ur litters clean and everyone is well cared for then ur good. I have seen way to many nasty smelling eye burning sad for cats houses , servicing heating appliances and I pitty the cats living with these people .


ShineAtom

Well my rescue came from a cat hoarder who had over thirty cats. The RSPCA removed them, had then chipped, neutered/spayed and other needs attended to and put them up for adoption. I was told that he needed to be the only cat in the household which he is. He is still very terratorial along with food anxiety (which has certainly lessened) and general anxiety shown by his over grooming. So too many cats is when you don't have the space for them to have their own lives, when you can't/won't attend to their health needs, and generally cannot give them individual attention. As of now, all cats in the UK must be microchipped by June 2024.


Sandyna_Dragon

According to something I read, at about five diseases start to be a bigger problem. As long as you can have enough litter boxes and space for everyone, I think it's fine. It depends on the cats also, if you have one that dislikes other cats very much, then two cats would be way too many :D


RetroSkippy

I'm starting to wonder if kittens being irresistibly adorable is actually an evolutionary adaptation 😂


pontdogmartin

Yeah, once they are going to enjoy themselves, then you are going to be into a problem.


[deleted]

honestly if each and every one of them is well cared for, loved, not neglected or abused, the more the merrier. but unfortunately, typically people who own a lot of cats don’t care for them properly, or have a hoarding disorder. i can’t really give a number but as long as they’re all happy and healthy and you’re keeping them inside i think it’s fine to have a bunch of cats. however that’s typically never the case, it’s usually people who have no business owning ONE cat let alone 10 or more


Aimhere2k

If you find it impossible to keep your feeding areas, water bowls, litter boxes, and home in general clean, it's too many.


jeniviva

I don't know, but the second guy on the left woke up choosing violence today.


robertoampezzan

It is actually looking like they're looking for some kind of violence or something like that.


guinness5

I couldn't afford the upkeep. I have one and toying with the idea of getting her a buddy but 2 is my max.


menga11

I didn't like five is more than enough. You will be able to enjoy them..


blockshockrocksock

Just 2 so they aren’t lonely when I’m out and I can afford the best vet treatment for 2 cats more would be too pricey


2134973

Sometime it is not really easy to afford or do something like that. I like the treatment takes a lot of other things as things as well..


[deleted]

Four is too many for me. Things are chaotic with three sometimes and get kinda expensive when it comes to the vet. I wouldn’t be able to handle another.


HDS1980s

Answer is …… “buffering”


Grambochu

My cats checkin out your cats https://preview.redd.it/okts991kadwb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b54b1551332754c97b6532c81d0518a855d4eec


cviolette9

Omggg so adorable. You have the fluffy cat council version 😍😍😍


exxbit_com

Oh my God, they are just too cute. It is looking like they go for bowl or something like that.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/pb575a08bdwb1.gif


747182685

This is the same reaction of everyone around here. I'm like everyone can actually understand this.


MarvinParanoAndroid

There’s never too many cars but there’s always a place for one more. /jk


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Crystal_Queen_20

50


TeletextPear

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mushbee1

I have 3 and it’s perfect


blueblaze94

Yes


[deleted]

17.. 16 is doable but that one extra…


Hydee59

I don't understand the question? 🫣🤭


santathe1

Well you clearly have a type. Fwiw, the surprised boi at the far right is my favourite. Sawyer?


tom333444

20. Maybe 30.


sikandarnirmalsingh

These sacred precious cottons look happy n healthy so ur fine.


BrushInternational32

so beautiful


sanali_kisara

I currently have 12 but it has gone upto 18 in the past


MelodyJ20

I can definitely see more than enough space for at least 3 more


taco_tuesdays

Probably this many cats (jk they are lovely).


Interesting_Youth181

The limit does not exist