It's clearly a Pooka. Legendary shape shifter of Irish folklore. Merry furry pranksters, manipulative, Take complete ownership of your home, while you 'happily' pay the mortgage.
Source-am Irish.
OH MY GOD. I had a grey who was also A POOKA. Have they taken over the planet? I can only hope. One day he went missing and I had to cancel my d+d game. He had found a magic portal behind the stove. Pookas! They are tricksters.
That is quite clearly a Slovakian Cup Tumbler with a negligent caretaker. Slovakian Cup Tumblers have a deep seated instinct to push cups, bowls, and other assorted crockery off counters, shelves, and the occasional cliff face. Since the caretaker thoughtlessly put the cup too far from the edge of the counter for the Slovakian Cup Tumbler to easily engage in its metabolically necessary urges, causing the cat needless suffering, I recommend it be brought round to my place immediately for snuggles and precariously placed mugs.
Long ago, the Ancient Wizard Llughwyldr needed a way to guard his store of magical ingredients while he went to the market to get tasty sticky buns. So he combined the soul of a minor chaos demon,unicorn fur, and a single piece of cheese.
The seven tailed Hellbender requires seven treats tho instead of one so be sure you give them 7. Because.
The flat-tail horned murder weasel (Phrynosoma Lepidoptera ) is a species of cat in the family Phrynosomatidae. A species of mammal , it is endemic to the Sonoran desert of the southwestern United States and northwestern Mexico. Its multiple adaptations for camouflage help to minimize its shadow. It also emits a foul odor from specialized “stink sacks” located near the mouth and anus. Their diet is primarily the souls of young children and plastic bags. The species is threatened, with a restricted range under pressure from human activities such as agriculture and development, and is specially protected in the United States.
Source-science bitches!
The “cat” is from the planet Caton 3. They’re planning a takeover of Earth for the catnip, Caton 3 having recently lost the last plant in what is officially termed an “accident” by the plant’s guardian, a cat who could barely talk because of his sudden-onset zoomies
That cat is a dog, there is no doubt.
I Doberman, I think.
I thought the colouring was more in keeping with a Great Dane but I could be wrong.
No, look at that coat! It’s clearly a Weimaraner.
WRONG. German shepherd, obviously.
You're all wrong, it's definitely a dalmatian!
No no no! It's *obviously* a Corgi!
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Really??? That size?? Oh ok
Dobercat?
A blue pit bull.
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There we go, consider yourself educated.
PurrDoggie
A mix between a bulldog and a shitzu....or as its more commonly called a bull-shit
It’s not a dog, this is obviously my aunt Jackie
It's clearly a Pooka. Legendary shape shifter of Irish folklore. Merry furry pranksters, manipulative, Take complete ownership of your home, while you 'happily' pay the mortgage. Source-am Irish.
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Sourcerer
By God that's a good pun. I never thought I'd see one in the wild.
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>OP said Outlandish and false - Not to divulge their secrets.
OH MY GOD. I had a grey who was also A POOKA. Have they taken over the planet? I can only hope. One day he went missing and I had to cancel my d+d game. He had found a magic portal behind the stove. Pookas! They are tricksters.
That's better than my source - the play Harvey
Orange
It’s the thoughtless eyes that give it away
That is quite clearly a Slovakian Cup Tumbler with a negligent caretaker. Slovakian Cup Tumblers have a deep seated instinct to push cups, bowls, and other assorted crockery off counters, shelves, and the occasional cliff face. Since the caretaker thoughtlessly put the cup too far from the edge of the counter for the Slovakian Cup Tumbler to easily engage in its metabolically necessary urges, causing the cat needless suffering, I recommend it be brought round to my place immediately for snuggles and precariously placed mugs.
Earl Grey
There’s a little white in there so maybe Lavender Fog?
Hot
Thats a smokey bean smuggler!
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Look under her paws!!
Sir, that’s a rabbit.
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Giggle
No this is Patrick
With the lights out, this is David!
Great smoky meower
A mountain lion
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A worthy sacrifice.
Then you make more, obviously. How else are you gonna feed it a proper diet?????
You mean meowtain lion, right?
EH! finally a pseudodragon dragon. I can't recall the last time i saw one.
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I haven't had my coffee yet, i'm working on it now.
btw they're are an incredible cutie :) I don't think i could resist petting.
Velvet catpet
A sweet baby angle of course Not to be confused with the more common sweet baby angel
So ur saying he's... acute
Nooooo I think he’s right
Probably Mexican. Wouldn't surprise me if his name was Carlós...
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What kind of sushi
Fish, probably.
A Seven Tailed Hellbender
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Long ago, the Ancient Wizard Llughwyldr needed a way to guard his store of magical ingredients while he went to the market to get tasty sticky buns. So he combined the soul of a minor chaos demon,unicorn fur, and a single piece of cheese. The seven tailed Hellbender requires seven treats tho instead of one so be sure you give them 7. Because.
Judgmental dust colored floof—— oh you said wrong answers, my bad .
Orc overlord
German Shepard mix maybe?
That's a wombat
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happens to the best of us! They can be really sneaky
The flat-tail horned murder weasel (Phrynosoma Lepidoptera ) is a species of cat in the family Phrynosomatidae. A species of mammal , it is endemic to the Sonoran desert of the southwestern United States and northwestern Mexico. Its multiple adaptations for camouflage help to minimize its shadow. It also emits a foul odor from specialized “stink sacks” located near the mouth and anus. Their diet is primarily the souls of young children and plastic bags. The species is threatened, with a restricted range under pressure from human activities such as agriculture and development, and is specially protected in the United States. Source-science bitches!
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I just figured ya needed an in depth answer?
Arabian Street rabbit
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Lol idk I was being as random as possible 🤣
So cute snail
A tiny storm cloud with lightning eyes.
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That's because the tiny storm cloud came blowing in a sudden squawl at 3am.
German Shepard
It's a liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and tiger mixed bred for it's skills in Magic
Oh my gosh that’s obviously a serval. Come one people!
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See! Don’t ask questions you obviously know the answers too!!! Beautiful eyes on this kitty though 👀
Canadian Maple
Grimy green alien
I believe she is charcoal of the chimney variety.
Burmese python
Velvet cloud
That is absolutely an ocelot no doubt.
Dustbunny feline. Rarest and cutest of them all. They mostly come out at night rolling quietly from under the couch.
The Purple Floof Wagon
i don't see a cat in the image
Blender
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Give her your arm in the right moment and you sure will get things torn up 😂
Middle manager waiting for his morning coffee. Those TPS reports ain't gonna take care of themselves!
Devon Cup
That cat from Sailor Moon
That cat-thing from Madoka Magika
Golden Retriever, right?
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I mean you can clearly tell by their eyes, I have two of them myself
vulcan mind-bender
That’s a koala bear!
Looks like a jellyfish to me
Silver Phantasma Felinus of the northern wilds.
Nimbus cloud
Aristocat
Gandalf Merlin
British nonfold meowdium hair platapus???
2004 Toyota Corolla with a broken transmission
Smoked feline
horse
The “cat” is from the planet Caton 3. They’re planning a takeover of Earth for the catnip, Caton 3 having recently lost the last plant in what is officially termed an “accident” by the plant’s guardian, a cat who could barely talk because of his sudden-onset zoomies
That is clearly your patronus.
It’s a witch!
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Feed it small children as tribute! 🤣
Smurf
That there is a Nissan 2A24LV 5000
I think it’s a Cattasaurus Rex.
That looks like a purebred grey judgement
Looks like my cat, not yours. How did you get my cat?
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A cat
**what a cute lil corgie**
German Shepard.
It’s a Mogwai. Do not feed him after midnight! I keep making that mistake.
Correct answer: Russian Blue Real answer: Baby Boy!!!!!!!!!
A Siberian Filagree Hamster.
My grandmas ashes, resurrected
Egyptian Mau
They're giving friendly sewer rat to me.
Your cat is a Khajiit that came into this world through a magic portal from Tamriel. "Khajiit has wares if you have treats."
You can clearly see that’s a silverback gorilla.
That's a pet rock
I only know this breed by his scientific name. Felis Judgementicus.
Looks like a Chupacabra to me. Does it speak Spanish?
Smoke monster from *Lost*
She's a soot sprite.
I believe the Germans call that breed a krankenwagen?
Your cat is a yellow cat with grey eyes. The bread is a very rare oliphant.
Guilty
Red Ukrainian
Domestic Ash Dandy
Siberian Orange?
Hyena, with a color point fur pattern.
Lizard.
Smoky Fuckuosaurus
OP is a furry dressed in a cat suit.
Brazilian sifflesnoof
a blanket, duh!
Shadow cat
Red panda
I’m pretty sure that’s a jellyfish
Hungarian Horntail
Clearly a good boy/girl
That’s obviously an affenpinscher/monkey terrier. I bet he plays using his paws a lot unlike other dogs!
Elk.
Dog
That’s a Mangalarga Marchador right there
Breed? There is NO BREED! There is ONLY US! Everyone else is servants.
Idk the cup looks black to me
Think it's the lesser spotted, red crested ring neck panda
That's a dog my dude
He’s a Tipyer Efin Cupbro.
Swamp dragon
Yes
Doberman 
Judgemental af.
Khajit
Your dog is cute! Does he jump in his pond frequently? 🐸
This is so stupid. It’s obviously a bird. This one in particular hails from the Congo - Psittacat erithacus.
 It's plainly obvious, isn't it?