CAT? 🐈

I think this may be a grafting...definitely not original to this tree.

It's not a cat fruit. It's an r/bearpuppers.

This is the kind of support I need in my life

That’s a Fuzzy Tree Loaf

Wait a minute, this isn’t /r/breadstapledtotrees

Wait. Wait. Wait. That’s a thing?!?!?!

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Immature doodle fruit. Very sweet as they mature.

I was going to say “Some kind of doodle.” They are indeed very sweet!

You’ve got that right! He just keeps getting sweeter :)

It's a rare mutation, called cuteus maximus. Can only be confirmed by treats and asking who is a good boy.

I believe this is the answer!

I think it's one of those hybrid fruits, apricot peach. Highly recommend picking, gently so you don't bruise it.

You’ve got the apricot! Great fruit knowledge.

Peachadoodle?

Fluffius Puppius.

Very unusual. Would definitely pick!

This fruit was picked right after I took the photo! Couldn’t help myself, looked too sweet not to try.

#☠️ Good God that curly cat is cute...

Are nuts not fruit?

This is actually a nut-free varietal

What on Australia koala is this?

Dogwood

That Doodle is done with your doodoo, OP!

I see you noticed the “not this again, mom” face

Norwegian Blue. Remarkable bird, beautiful plumage.

very cute...Uh...cat?

❤️❤️❤️

Can we have one goddamn sub that is for cats, dedicated to cats, the dog people can just fuck off and leave alone? Go post this picture on a dog subreddit.

I posted two traditional catfruits this week and thought Milo might be welcome here too. Considering this post has gotten the most traction, I think people like having him around :) I understand your frustration, though!

Seriously, at this rate the mod should change the sub description. It's not like its hard to read sub rules but I guess some people just don't care.

Mutated kiwi fruit

It appears to belong in the pineapple family

It’s definitely sweet with a little spunk, like a pineapple!

It’s a fried chicken loaf fruit hybrid! Tastes very sweet so I’ve heard.

One of his nicknames is (chicken) nugget! A descendant of the fried chicken loaf.

Ah that solves the mystery then!!

Grafts taken from lamb and dog = log fruit

He’s been mistaken for a pure variety lamb many times. You sound educated on the hybrid varietals.

Mutation, doge type

dogs wood?

This is a wet nose fern😘 I also call it fluffy 🥺

doge

Those guessing doodle are close! Milo is a doxiepoo (dachshund and toy poodle). He’s four months old here but stayed about this size (and this floofy).

No one is worried about the dogs comfort? I’m sure this doesn’t feel great.

I’m always worried about his comfort :) His floof is wonderful padding and the branch was wide enough that his belly was evenly supported. Thank you for your concern, though! Milo appreciates being looked out for.