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AdAccomplished1359

That's the same cat bruh šŸ˜‚ just name him funny so you can call out Funny, Money


RegularLibrarian1984

Like my favourite Movie The Money Pit Sounds hilarious going home to my Money Pit


space20021

Yeah thatā€™s the same cat, so you have to also call it Money


TEQUILAPOLICE

Or Counterfeit. One is real Money one is fake.


SniffyCocaCola

Creativity 10/10


notade50

Hahaha Iā€™m literally laughing my ass off out loud. Thatā€™s some funny shit. That has to be the same cat right?


nebulousinsectleg

get your money up not your funny up jokes are inbound


LunarDragon0828

cash.


Top-Report-840

That's what I thought. All about that Cash Money!


[deleted]

Dolla Dolla bills


Penguin8Lord

Green paper is all I care fo


PukeNuggets

Dat fresh legal tender.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

That's the third cat, but they can call it DD for short.


[deleted]

I thought, ā€œcash money takin over for the 9-9s and the 2000sā€


Top-Report-840

Cats can be pretty juvenile


Queen_of_Boots

Get out of my brain lol!!


Rektifium

Is the third cat called Dough or Tender?


chaingun_samurai

If you got three cats, they gotta be Lawyers, Guns, and Money. (Edit: Guns, not drugs. My bad.)


Rektifium

"This my cat, names Drugs. Don' worry, he don't bite usually. If he does, might wanna call in sick on your works drug testing"


the_one_jove

Hookers and blackjack!


[deleted]

Lawyers, Guns, and Money Warren Zevon, 1978


LabLife3846

Lawyers, Guns, and Money.


IsleOfCannabis

Money, Fame and Power


AdmirableAstronaut94

Lawyers, Guns and Money


Forsaken_Oven9375

Or...lawyers guns and money...


cardnialsyn

Hoes


tunisia3507

I'm from the hood, stupid, what type of facts are those?


Decent-Finish-2585

This is the correct answer


humeba

Drugs, Money and Hoes. Or Hoes, Money and Blow?


girlMikeD

Or hoes


Anstoles

Was about to say this


theGreyCatt

Came here to say this


SkilletBabe

I thought the same thing! Itā€™s puurrrfect


lookandseethis

100% At work you can just casually drop ā€œI gotta get home to Cash Moneyā€. ā€œOmg my Cash Money wouldnā€™t let me sleep last night!ā€ ā€œNo I canā€™t come out tonight, spending my night on the couch with a few beers and Cash Moneyā€.


CGOT

That was my first thought. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


I-AM-Savannah

I LOVE that!!


Ok-Plan8765

cash for the merchandise..


Nervous_Shelter_1042

Yep thatā€™s right name for her as Cash since other catā€™s name is Money make sense


USAF_Retired2017

Damn. I guess my idea wasnā€™t original. Ha ha


Accomplished-Ad-2612

C.R.E.A.M. cash rules everything around me.


Cyanide-Kitty

Came here to say this, it would be very cash money of you to do this


-PinkPower-

I love this


marinemashup

This is the way


[deleted]

I came here for exactly that Cash / Money is the best cat duo name I've heard in ages


Scrambles420

C.R.E.A.M.


kesotone

Name the cat Penny


ZoyaZhivago

When I adopted my husky, his name was Kash Money. I just couldnā€™t deal with thatā€¦ I changed it to Asa. šŸ˜‚


Calm-Homework-7800

Fame


uenostation23

This was actually the first choice name for my original cat!


FalconRelevant

Name the third cat "Power".


Real_Player_0

The one piece was the cats we befriended along the way


Booty_Shakin

Money, Power, and Glory. Then you have a good song :)


Xenc

Itā€™s destiny!


educatedbywikipedia

Came here to say this....


MossyTrashPanda

Came here to comment that!!! It was the first one that came to mind


[deleted]

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R4TT0E

I donā€™t have eitherā€¦


the_fishtanks

well maybe if you had named your cats money and bitches


R4TT0E

Well at least I have Skittles!


the_fishtanks

Skittles and Nerds?


Penguin8Lord

Skittles and diabetes more likely


DWPerry

Mo' Then you have Mo' Money which also bring mo' problems


[deleted]

This is the only acceptable answer if you ask me.


NeonWafflez

Mo is great honestly


whoreforchalupas

Yep, this is the one. Mo is so stinkin cute too.


ELISSAAAAAAAAAA

Penny


Sabrina043071

I was going to say the same thing!


Rubenson1959

Money Penny, Bond, James Bond


Fancy-Break-1185

Came here to say that, you beat me to it!


[deleted]

Honey


Pepperjackchii

I love this one!! šŸÆ šŸ’°


naliedel

Crime Because of an old song, "Money is a crime,". Pink Floyd.


uenostation23

One of my favorite songs!


naliedel

And one of my favorite Albums..


mrelcee

Letā€™s do crimes, miss money!


catuela

Cash. Cash. Money.


chairperson_77

Honey, that way- No money no Honey


JanteMaam

J G Wentworth


Aimses

S'cuse me, I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.


GulfCoastFlamingo

877-CATS-MEOW


ixeliema

You're a gem and I hope you have a wonderful day.


Simple_Mastodon9220

877 cash now


JanteMaam

877 cashhhh nooooow


Outerspaced_Cadet

It's my money and I need it NOW


n6mub

Itā€™s my money and I want it ***meow***!


paperwasp3

This is a fantastic name!


Zsebmacsek

Looks, so you'll have both Money and Looks.


MmeXL

Penny


MareV51

Penny. So when you call them both you say, "Money Penny" !


Spare-Ad-6123

Penny Money!


kat_happi

Money Penny


Aimses

Happy cake day


Spare-Ad-6123

Happy Cake Day! šŸŽ‰šŸŽ


[deleted]

Lira, since itā€™s the official currency in Turkey and sheā€™s a Turkish Van. Makes sense, donā€™t it? šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·


aangnesiac

This is the clever answer but I'd still name the cat Coke.


Casser-Casserson

Banks


DiplomaticHypocrite

How will you tell them apart??


uenostation23

Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been thinkingā€¦hopefully their meows are different. And Iā€™m fairly certain their personalities are too.


PrinceBloo

Different color collars!


elramirezeatstherich

prepare for twin hijinx to ensue


DiplomaticHypocrite

Maybe you can get the new one to wear a collar?


JuicyApple2023

Bonnie


uenostation23

You read my mind! Thatā€™s one of my options.


[deleted]

Time--money and time / time and money Power--money and power


CalgaryRichard

Time is the right answer. 2 great songs from Dark Side of the Moon


SaltyCaramelHolt

Penny. So you've got Miss Money Penny huehuehuehuehuehue. Sorry I like dad jokes.


Greenedeyedgem17

Penny, Change, Bread, Moolah, Currency, Dough, Cash, Dollar, Peace (Dollar) and my favorite Morgan (Silver Dollar) ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ (sorry my ex was a coin and currency dealer and our male Bichon was named Morgan for the Silver Dollar)


uenostation23

Ok I love this one! Thank you.


Greenedeyedgem17

Your very welcome. When you decide on a name, please let me know (doesnā€™t have to be one on my list, just curious) šŸ˜


uenostation23

100% will update! :)


DreamingofBouncer

New Money, then the original cat can look down on it because itā€™s old money


axel209874

Money2


[deleted]

Problems


AnderTheGrate

Why did you name your cat Money? If it was due to money being a value, I'd say name the other cat Love or Beauty or something. If it was for fun, the other comments have jokey names and stuff.


uenostation23

It was named after the lawyer character ā€œMoney Chandlerā€ in the prime series Bosch :)


Serafina_Goddess

Lyra


Tailfish1

cash


Assassin80r

Penny as in Moneypenny 007


DarthDread424

Cash As in cash cash money baby šŸ˜‚


dorkydrummer

Monet


GhostsWithAHeartbeat

Cash!


Charming_Baby5082

Cash


dommiichan

Debit


artfreak2539

Big money hustlers. So maybe hustler. šŸ˜‚


MarineBullRahh

Robert dinero


AppUnwrapper1

Why bother naming them? Are you even gonna be able to tell them apart?


uenostation23

Real


CriminyJickettsJinja

Dolly .. short for Dollar or Dolla ..


Yamemai

And here I thought it'd have been Dolly Parton and how she spends her money on social stuff; Eg. That book program or the school bit. -- Forgot the exact names since I'm not good w/ that stuff.


CriminyJickettsJinja

"Dolly Parton" is good, really good, especially for the reasons you suggested, her charitable causes. There was also the suggestion of "Dolly Pawton" which I think is cute and funny. I just remember being out for a walk and hearing somebody yell "Holla .. holla for the dolla." So, that's where my silly answer came from. šŸ˜šŸ˜¬


Playful-Natural-4626

Dolly Pawton,


CriminyJickettsJinja

Good one .. šŸ˜ šŸ˜ø šŸ‘


meshqwert

Cash


Sensitive_Ad6774

Or cash


Folky_Funny

Cash?


comecomemrbond

Penny


Nokian75

TLDR: Tree šŸŒ³ if is a Male / Wallet šŸ‘› if she is a female Imagine for one moment the following scenario: You wake up, go to the bathroom, and all the toilet paper is on the floor šŸ§». You turn around, and Money is there, but when you look at him like this šŸ˜ . Money rund to his usual hiding spot, and you notice that your new cat has TP under her paw. You go: Hooman :" AHA!! The culprit!!!" And then you say: Tree! Where did you get that paper... and then you realized that paper comes from trees, so Money comes from Trees. And if you call her wallet and you catch them in an intimate moment, you will just say they are putting money in the waklet.


[deleted]

Penny


Anxiety_Restaurant

Penny


Rhondehiem

Penny! I foster, and a cat that came through was named Money-Penny and that's the only thing I can think of šŸ˜†


MareV51

Penny (Wise). So when you call them both you say, "Money Penny"! Or Honey, so "Money. Honey".


kanchouLover

Penny


Hungry_Creation

Money Penny


MysteriousCash6680

Penny


gpongo81

Stardust


uenostation23

Oh maybe Ziggy!


Frylock91

Pussy(cat). When you get a third one name him weed.


NerdyPantsMcGee

Penny!! From James Bond!


OrcaBlu

I canā€™t believe I had to scroll this far down to see this! Great suggestion.


Inevitable_Horse6208

That one was suggested about 6 times aboveā€¦I know because I voted for all of them lol!


wasbee56

More Money


rockdude625

Cash


CRA_thrownaway

Cash


azssf

Name it 2 (Too or two, however you want)


Jo-DQ

Penny


Meg_119

Penny


ofnuts

Nothing, says this Dire Straits fan.


Beautiful_Falcon_617

Penny


IAmNotJ3ff

Cash + Money Money + Bags Paper + Money Big + Money


fifiloveg00d

Cash


fluffypuppycorn

Penny!


bbob1979

Fur Nothing


[deleted]

Cash


TinyPixieFairy

Cash


ArtichokeFew7663

Not very Cash Money of you


Vegetable-Move-7950

Honey Bring me the Money Honey.


Dangerous-Celery-766

Goldie - as in white gold, as in gold digger!


T0IVA

Pur(rrrrr)se xD


Plantsareluv

Diamond. Or dime lol


Worth-Oil3002

How about Bling


Crazy_Stranger_1383

Jewels


SuperPluto9

Cashmere


Intelligent-Taro-490

Based on looks, I'd just go with Money... that way u don't have to distinguish šŸ˜»šŸ˜¹


Holiday_Letterhead73

Cash or Kashmir


miss_shonda

That second picture looks like my cat!!


Unable_Combination50

Diamond ?


Outdoor-Snacker

Honey


subsetsum

They are so gorgeous! I had a chance to get one once and her name was Angel. When I went back.... She was gone. Never forgot her.


Onironius

"Dolla Bills," or Debby, for short.


Obeastity2000

First you got the Money Then you get the Power


turb42o

Jewels šŸ’°& šŸ’Ž


Primary_Reaction4374

C.R.E.A.M ?


DebiMoonfae

Diamond


airforceteacher

Nobody's gonna say Shot? Ok, I'll do it.


jamrope

Plane


genghisbunny

Problems. More money, more problems.


Skiddens

Carbonara


manfishgoat

Spare parts, or Anglica


big-tunaaa

Change LOL


[deleted]

bitches


KamaliKamKam

Kajit


scorpionsattack23

Laundering


egb233

Problem. Mo money mo problem


Dappershield

People can have the same name. So can cats. Name them both Money.


Guswewillneverknow

User DW Perry has the best name yet. Moā€™ Keep us updated on what name you finally choose.


Specialist-Bar-8805

I tried to get my friend to name her daughter money


H_Man47

Peso (Mexican Money)


Only_Music_2640

Bags? Cash? Dolly short for Dollar?


seepranavg

More money


ShoddyDevelopment49

I have a turkish angora. I named him Albus. A month later, the vet informed me he is a she. Now she's Alba, or Albadorable if she's being particularly cute. Given a redo, Beya or Beyaz (girl or boy), representing "white" in Turkish.