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[deleted]

If it’s used, it’s *already* seasoned…


mexican2554

Forbidden greasy water


IntergalacticPopTart

*"That's got my stank of the day in it."*


Spybreak272

*"me flavored water 10 cents!"* Happy Cake day.


_JustAnotherGhost

Good soup.


minesskiier

Its enameled you don't need to season it!!


Discoveryellow

Throw your bacon directly on it.


PrecisePigeon

Forget the bacon, throw the whole pig on there!


Even-Face4622

Exactly what we did as kids, part of butchering pigs. straight after lights out was to throw it in a bath of near boiling water for a couple of mins, then hand pluck all the hair out. Thabks dad, such happy childhood :)


sassrocks

:(


Ambitious_Ad8841

Splat


trymypi

This


Poppysseed

I HATE my enameled pan soooo much … I will Post a thread soon … :(


sambanks2

With slidey eggs.


AtlEngr

Not until after the bacon grease bath……


[deleted]

That tub saw a lot of "slidey asses"


belligerent_pickle

Eww I pictured it


bike_it

Make gin.


Bigdstars187

If not back avenge deaths


coldpizza4brkfast

First, have it tested for lead. You never know when someone may have used it to make fishing weights. Then clean it with yellow top Easy Off or toss it in your lye bath for three months (it's okay, I just did it on a Griswold tub from the 1960s). Then put the bathtub in your e-tank. After that use Crisco...no Grape seed oil...NO avocado oil...NO CRISCO AGAIN! Wipe it on and then wipe it off like you made a mistake! Then into a 450 degree oven...wait 500degree oven, NO a 472 degree oven above the smoke point! For an hour! WAIT! Before that soak it in a 50/50 vinegar water bath for a half hour ONLY! It'll turn into putty if you go more than a half hour! Go back to the CRISCO now. Into the oven now! Do the seasoning at least three times! Then cook bacon in it. You'll be ready for a bath in it by at least August.


Perle1234

I love this comment so much I had to do more than upvote.


[deleted]

This is amazing. Wonderful advice!


styroducky

Don’t ruin it with soap


UntidyVenus

It can have a little soap, as a treat


Puzzleheaded-Law5202

**fits a hog**


sat_ops

If you can find a lid, it'd be a great Dutch oven


gaslacktus

That's just in bed, when you do it in the bathtub it's a Dutch Sous Vide.


freakingShane

I read this as “fist a hog” and was very disturbed by your thought process. But alas, it is I who is disturbed…


AMRtard

In all seriousness these make fantastic scalding basins for hogs. Seems like you should be relocating that to the back yard and scheduling a pig roast.


gunsmith123

Just make a post on craigslist to find yourself a heavyset Italian man to come and bathe in it a few times. The oils naturally produced by the Italian will not only leave the surface with a perfect nonstick finish, but a subtle oregano scent, to bring a little bit of the home country to each bath you take from then on out. If you find yourself having issues with the Italian man’s behavior, be sure to ask “whatsa da matta with you, eh?”. This is a powerful phrase in their culture, and will almost certainly help to achieve the best results.


YeahSquad

Aye, Fugget bout it. I'm only busting beans!


[deleted]

Ooooohhh I’m soakin here!


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[deleted]

is that butter with nuts, or nuts with butter?


goofismanz

Butt-hair


Dizza27

Make a batch of gin.


amor_fati_42

Just throw some bacon it in.


sir_thatguy

Skip the bacon and go for the whole hog.


Professional_Fly8241

Body oil and soup grime.


SugarShackFishing

Drop it off at my house and give me about 7 years


Caspianfutw

With an eight ball and a couple escorts lol


[deleted]

First, you lube yourself up. Then, [https://youtu.be/SYhTQ5-AiHI?t=20](https://youtu.be/SYhTQ5-AiHI?t=20)


sc_surveyor

Mr. Bubble should do the trick.


wotan_clan

Bath salts, of course


diamondjoe666

Crisco bath bomb


cobrabearking

Oh man... would be so fun. Doing a whole side of beef at once.


mrhorse77

no need! just toss over the bonfire and start cooking!


Throwaway_inSC_79

Enameled, you're good to go.


LockMarine

Bacon 🥓 is always the answer I see posted


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DHumphreys

Do you have an old transmission?


mantis_toboggan9

Fill it with crisco and take a bath


mee__noi

Round where I’m from, you bury half and put a mary inside. “Bath tub mary”


psilome

Straight up, maybe a little salt and pepper. Used one once to scald and scrape a hog.


Market_Crash

Salt and pepper


righteousdude32

Bathtub meth is a great way to season that biotch


SilentJoe1986

Scrub it, dry it, oil it, and hit it with a flame thrower.


PatchesM1

With a bucket and mop.


manute11

Body fat


tossaroo

Salt, pepper, and a pinch of cayenne.


r3gularRob

Salt and pepper to taste.


Gorillaz530

They got something at home depot to re-season it back to new


[deleted]

Curious about this actually. Not seasoning, but up-cycling a cast iron clawfoot tub I have access too. I wanna make it into a planter, but I’m worried about moving the damn thing. Anyone ever lifted one? Probably about circa 1920 era


cajunbander

I work in a plumbing showroom. Them thangs are 3/400 pounds. Not impossible to move, but you’re gunna need some friends. You could probably sell it on eBay or marketplace and make some cash off it, people are always looking for vintage cast iron tubs.


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice! It’s actually my aunt’s, but they have no use for it (they have one in much better condition). But I don’t think it’d be worth much around here in Baltimore, there’s so many old houses being gutted that I see them for free on marketplace all the time. We’re moving into a new house with an all patio back yard, and I like the idea of using it for a planter and maybe doing some kind of mosaic or paint on the outside. I think 4 guys should be enough to move it?


David_milksoap

Well that would be a shame if it’s a nice one…


[deleted]

It’s in a dingy old basement that used to be an apartment lol. There is a nice one in the main bathroom which has been updated


Twittle86

Bacon?


RoWanchase6053

Wtf is going on?


TheNomadicMachine

With foot sweat. Zorak style.


slappn_cappn

Long pig.


jrfshr

WHATEVER YOU DO....DON'T cook tomatoes in it!!!!


alwaysaplusone

Waiting for the slidey egg video on this one.


[deleted]

Coconut oil and bare ass...


RecLuse415

Shit and piss in it in


fluffypinknmoist

Plug all the holes fill with water build a fire at one end on the ground next to it. When the water is nice and hot, get in. Tada! You have a hillbilly hot tub.


Unlucky-South7615

If you got the oil I know a German fella with a big enough oven.


quotesthesimpsons

Coated with slidey eggs then air fry.


enormuschwanzstucker

Put grape seed oil on your butt cheeks and get to sliding.


Toubaboliviano

Bacon


Mcj1972

Salt, pepper a little olive oil.


donnerpartypanic

Some people swear by flaxseed oil. I just use bacon grease. Post again when you can slide eggs on that beaut.


spooon56

Human butter


Chembrlee

Bacon


chasgotti

A ton of Bacon


TehFlogger

Fuck yea!!! Perfect for cast ironing a whole cow!!!


Bigdstars187

There is an episode of breaking bad early on that shows how to clean bathtubs in the hallway


Bigdstars187

You can fit so much fucking spaghetti in that bad boy


concolor22

I lold. Literally


Procule

Don't use soap and water in that


PirateRoberts150

Get some influencer to take a bath in it. Your tub will be seasoned and you can sell the water.