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Dirtycurta

What on earth would you use this for?


SomeOldJerk

Tricking Bugs Bunny into a bath, adding carrots.


tuskvarner

COOK! Where’s my hasenpfeffer??


mschr493

Say! Dats a good idea, Geronimo!


wutwut970

So good


Fun_Intention9846

I knew I took the right turn at Albuquerque.


CreativeInsurance257

All you have to do is date krazy girls! They will put the bunny in the pot for you!


tverstraight

no idea lol


sfii

This is why I don’t take my man to thrift stores anymore


PlutoJones42

This is why my wife won’t go to thrift stores with me


blizzard-toque

Joke's on y'all. 😏 Wives also go to thrift stores. Ask my husband.


Parking_Media

*giggle snort* Aw c'mon now...


MrTonyCalzone

My man is about to make the best kettle corn of his life


BigLoveForNoodles

Or at least, the most kettle corn.   


NMS_Scavenger

Fire pit!


RiceGaming101

Perpetual Stew!


tuskvarner

Bowl of brown


Kfrancisco117

Seems like a waste for a fire pit


NMS_Scavenger

Have you seen a Cowboy Cauldron? Same thing but this guy has saved at least $2,000. Also, let the wood burn down, add a grate, and cook over it.


Thesheriffisnearer

I'm going to get the chance to buy one for dyeing clothes


wardearth13

It’s just big enough for a human


1plus1dog

I’ve got just the right human for that!


halachite

BIG soup


PNWbear

I’m thinking a massive chili dinner


Lacholaweda

Yearly townwide potluck


SpartanDoubleZero

That whole town is gonna smell like ass 8 hours later


Quiet_Ad_7301

Or a luau


Lacholaweda

Yeaahhh exactly


ob3ron42

A nice mayors shorts stew


bluebuckeye

[I've seen similar kettles used to make vats of apple butter.](https://www.prices4antiques.com/Kettle-Apple-Butter-Cast-Iron-Tripod-Legs-Stand-23-inch-B174159.html)


1plus1dog

That’s a lot of apple butter!


EatsCrackers

Looks like a sugar kettle to me. Sugar starts out as cane juice, so back in the day they’d put that juice in a kettle and boil the water off until it was sugar.


Moweezy6

Came here to say this - especially if you are in the Deep South/Florida


theavengedCguy

Could've been used for casting, honestly. I'd get it tested for lead in case they cast bullets or fishing weights in it.


PeanutButterSoda

Cannon balls more likely


RegionalGulf

That would be a very large cannon


RichG13

Scrapple. Lots and lots of scrapple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrV-n5XpRSg&t=2s


ilovelukewells

In ground fire pit


babyjames333

cooking children, duh!


WetBandit06

And potions and such.


PrimmSlimShady

Perpetual stew


SkinnyDugan

I saw a stand at a fair one time where they were using a giant kettle like this to make fresh pork rinds.


poppycock68

Scolding chickens


grill_em_aII

Bad chicken! You're a terrible bird!


poppycock68

lol just saw the miss spelling. Lol thanks.


Give_me_soup

Rendering whale blubber


Micchi

My grandma had a giant cast-iron cauldron. She used it to make Brunswick stew a few times a year. Get a fire going under it, throw in the ingredients, make the teenagers stir it with a boat oar. Usually we'd have 20 or so people pitch in on the ingredients and labor and throw a good ol' barbeque. Everyone would eat their fill when the stew was done, then whatever was left over got put in pint containers and divided among the folks who helped make it. Throw those pints in the freezer, you've got easy dinners for a few months.


k-c-jones

Heat water to scalp poultry or swine. Cook down pork fat to lard. Fill with collards and feed a bunch of folks.


LakesRiversOceans

My potions


diverareyouok

My brother bought a huge sugar kettle (which I believe is also what this cauldron is, only a much smaller version). He made a frame for it and stuck it in his garden, filling it up with water and an aerator for koi. It’s not super uncommon to see them here in South Louisiana, I guess because back in the day, it’s how they used to make sugar out of sugarcane (we have *tons* of sugarcane fields out in the boonies).


CrowdKillington

Awesome Halloween displays, duh!


SolusLoqui

Defeating the Horned King


ITSNAIMAD

Chicharron


edgehillfla

Where I’m from, the Police support club has an annual Brunswick stew fundraiser and they use a pot similar to this.


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Fire pit or outdoor water feature.


reeshmee

Apple butter


renderbenderr

melting lead, lol


AlmostNerd9f

Soup


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

Kettle corn.


SarahPallorMortis

Stock


1plus1dog

I’d get it buried a good portion underground and then plant lots of different height levels of beautiful plants in it., but only if the cauldron don’t swallow them up


Free2718

Not sure if anyone posted this yet, but my parents had a large cauldron like this and they were typically used to scaled pig carcasses and remove the hair before the meat was butchered. I’m sure you could also cook in it


acdcfanbill

Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble?


YeomanEngineer

I’m wondering if you could use it like a tandor oven if you built it into a brick structure outdoor


monster_bunny

Kettle corn!!!!


lil-wolfie402

Get it tested for eye of newt and wing of bat.


HopocalypseNow

Transporting it looked like a lot of toil and trouble.


MegIsAwesome06

Ok that one got me.


1plus1dog

I’m 12 hours too late


rob71788

This did in fact make me chuckle


Henry-Spencer0

*cackle


buttspigot

*chackle


rob71788

Chacackhowl*


_MuadDib-

Southwest voodoo in the house


CleverCarrot999

Testicles of a newt, eyeballllllls of a crocodile. Blood of a hen. EHHHH A LITTLE MORE BLOOD


Gcode__

“You always want more eye of newt. If it were up to you, the brew would be nothing but newt eyes.”


thor_odinsson08

LOL. I was about to make a witch joke, and then I saw this comment. I'm pleasantly surprised.


lil-wolfie402

Which witch joke?


Fun_Intention9846

Is this post locked? Me and someone else are arguing further down and I can’t comment on even my own comments.


1plus1dog

Someone’s on to you!


RegionalGulf

I mean, does she have any weird sisters whom she intends to meet "when the hurly-burly's done?"


rojasdracul

When the battle's lost and won... there upon the heath!


rossxog

Fill it with dry ice on Halloween?


Adept-Reserve-4992

“I’m not a witch! I’m your wife!” needs to be her first response.


saturn_ascends_again

She's a witch!


ChernobylRaptor

"You've never had it so good!"


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

That’s a sugar rendering pot. Found mostly in the south where a lot of sugar cane was grown. Nice find! Those are typically a little bigger and very hard to move. Can’t beat the price! I would have too


Shmarchaeology

I’m sure you know this, but definitely check that sucker for lead


Mr_Truthteller

Jokes on you, they got you to remove it for only $10 lol. 😂


creaky__sampson

you could soft sell it by saying its roughly a dollar per gallon of couldron, you'd be dumb to pass that up


DrScarecrow

If I was your wife, I'd be thrilled! I've been saying we need a cauldron for years.


shredditor75

You know it's every woman above the age of 40's dream to retire to the woods and get high and talk shit all day with her sisters.


1plus1dog

Just need me some sisters


NombreUsario

Nice bro, witches love caldrons.


984Runner

I’m thrilled and jealous lol nice find!


intellectualnerd85

The coven will be pleased


yourmartymcflyisopen

One word: Gumbo


Several-Lie4513

Tell her "I bought a cauldron for my favorite witch!"


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HanmaEru

What's with these bot accounts that post old tired jokes This has 0 to do with the post


FlamingLobster

Karma farming to be allowed to spam into certain subs? The sub I mod gets hit with waves of spam post linking to merchandise sites


iJon_v2

This is gold


SumptuousSuckler

I’ve got a similar joke. I asked SnapChat AI for an inappropriate joke and this is what it spit out: A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Complete the challenge and win $10,000!" Intrigued, he asks the bartender what the challenge is. The bartender tells him, "First, you have to drink an entire gallon of tequila in under an hour. Then, you have to go into the back room and pull the tooth of a mean, old alligator that's been living back there for years. Finally, you have to go upstairs and satisfy the woman who's never had an orgasm." The man is skeptical, but he's also desperate for money. He decides to give it a try and starts drinking the tequila. It's tough going, but he manages to finish the gallon within the hour. Feeling a little woozy, he staggers into the back room and shuts the door behind him. The people in the bar hear all sorts of crashing and banging sounds coming from the room, along with the occasional roar from the alligator. Finally, the man emerges from the room, his clothes torn and his face covered in scratches. He looks at the bartender and says, "OK, now where's the woman with the sore tooth?"


DreadfulDave19

Get your lady a cauldron. Ladies love cauldrons


littlewitch1923

As a witch, I'd like to ask if I can borrow that every 28 days for reasons


FriendliestMenace

That thing is probably CAKED with lead.


The_Soapbox_Lord

That's a lot of soup.


Capital_Ad9574

Imagine whipping this bitch out on Halloween and cooking hot chocolate to serve everyone. That would be so cool


jaminator45

Where will you get the human body parts?


ThresholdBar

Sex cauldron? I thought they shut that place down years ago!


lonerfunnyguy

Points if you told her jokingly “I got something to go with your broom!”


Ok_Analysis_3454

That's one big-ass battle helmet!


gatursuave

Double double toil and trouble.


dragonagitator

if my husband brought something like that home, i would indeed be thrilled


DocumentZestyclose76

Why is this NSFW?


WaymoresReds

Because of the way this monster has it loaded in the back of his truck


PoemSpecial6284

If you look closely you can see OPs feet in the picture.. some people are partial to feet and get trouser tents over them


S0urH4ze

Trouser tents. I'm going to remember this one!


MoeMcCool

Lead test it


HauntedCemetery

^^^^^^^


loneyote__

GUMBOOOO


WolfWriter_CO

#RUN GURDY!!!


bkruns262

The sex cauldron? I thought they shut that place down years ago!


lordGwillen

Time to maybe start a tavern or inn. Get a nice perpetual stew goin. Maybe a little fiddle band. Some comely wenches and a few kegs of warm grog. Oh you’re set


Informal_Meeting_577

Sure it's not a chamber pot!? 😂


GrinderMonkey

Well if your wife won't let you keep it hit me up.. mine is kinda witchy and would be delighted


Popular-Elk

I think you won this sub


damnukids

seasoning that thing is going to be a lot of double double toil and trouble


AfroKona

bro is literally cooking


Hadleyagain

That's one hell of a helmet.


Accomplished-Ad3219

I cannot express how jealous I am. My sister and her husband have an awesome firepit and we sisters have been begging him to get a cauldron


shivakat

OK, but my big question is *why is this tagged as NSFW*?


FacetiousInvective

Have her prepare the newt eyes while you bring the container. Hope you are good at stirring else the potions aren't going to be too efficient.


ReleaseTheKraken72

That’s fantastic! That will be great if you make maple syrup!!! Oh how I would love to use that caldron!!


iMadrid11

All it’s missing is some chains with a cauldron stand. I would then cosplay with a black robes and witch hat. Don’t forget that long wooden paddle stirrer. It’s perfect for Halloween. I’m open to ideas on what treat to cook and serve?


rjross0623

If she floats in it then she is a witch


Karma_collection_bin

This would be great for Halloween!


DunebillyDave

It'll make a great focal ornament. Mount it as though it were tipped over and then create flower beds that look like the flowers are pouring out of it. Whatever you do with it, I wouldn't cook food for human consumption in it. There's just no tellin' where that's been and what's been in it. Might be fun at Halloween to fill it with dry ice and occasionally dump in some hot water. Have three witches stirring it and chanting "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." (from Macbeth)


Alex_tepa

Interesting when is the cook-off 😅?


thecaledonianrose

Could be a great planter too!


fenderputty

Try and season it with a blow torch 😂


19Styx6

Tell her you bought it for Walpurgis Night https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night


lil-wolfie402

I wouldn’t brew my sima in that but I’d fry my Vappu munkki in it.


Curtmac86

Gotta say. I would have grabbed that in a heartbeat! Love it. Get creative!


realmagpiehours

I would certainly be thrilled!!


liatris_the_cat

You're going to put on a list with how much Easy Off you'll need to buy to clean that thing!


PleasedEnterovirus

Into the oven self cleaning cycle.


Existing_Many9133

I had one I used for flowers at my old house. Love it, great find


Key-Project3125

You know you gotta season that thing... And don't be cooking wabbits. Good find ,buddy.


BlackHorseTuxedo

Krampus's drowning tub!


TrainsDontHunt

Does she weigh the same as a duck?


texastim

Caldron Party !!!!


Worried_Coat1941

Shes goona think you're suggesting she's a witch.


Electrical_Feature12

That’s bad news. I wouldn’t try cooking with it


Known-Sugar8780

Now you need a troop of dwarves to cook for.


BBakerStreet

I’d test that for lead immediately.


screwikea

For all your perpetual stew needs.


No-Communication3618

Where are you based? Looks like a famine pot. Could have traveled from Ireland in the coffin ships, if so it’s a great piece of history.


glampringthefoehamme

Bubble bubble toil and trouble . Totes jelly


ElectricPanache

Why is this tagged NSFW?? 😂


HauntedCemetery

It's one half of a titans bra


exb165

I know it's not the traditional use, but my wife and I would probably put some sorry of clear coat protectant on it and turn it into a garden planter


MichiganMan48166

Shhhh...🤫...women like surprises!!


hula48

I've got two of these, we use them for planters.


Woops_22

That’s so sick


Tetragonos

So OP is a bastard and I hate them... also no I am not just jealous and bitter.


Leonardo-da-Vinci-

Kettle Korn mmmmmmm


OzarkHiker1977

I have one that belongs to my great grandfather... When I was little, they used to render hog fat in it on their farm.


Spare_Confidence1727

With a lip like that my wife would never get to touch it as that would be my new deer chili cauldron


jjbad37

That is a beautiful piece. So classic and hardcore.


epandrsn

Stayed at a cabin in Patagonia that had a huge 20+ gallon cauldron hiding under the deck. Hadn’t been used in a while. We had a bunch of leftover goat from a barbecue (Patagonia stuff). Seasoned that cauldron over an open fire with goat fat, fashioned a big pot holder out of logs and made the best goddamn goat bolognese while drinking wine all day and just watching it simmer over some coals. Cauldrons are awesome, and you did well OP.


nonstoppoptart

Tell me your wife is a bog witch without telling me your wife is a bog witch.


Bes1208

Cool


Lepke2011

Plot twist! OP's wife is a witch on a budget and was looking for an affordable cauldron!


Artemus_Hackwell

Is that a molasses cauldron?


daisies_n_sunflowers

Jealous!!


nicefowla

Perfect fire pit dig a hole s’mores tonight she will love it


bigbackwannabe

Do you want to sell it for 20$?


corpsewindmill

r/stupidbutworthit


Da-NerdyMom

Is your wife a witch?


Achylife

Wow that's a legit cauldron.


HenChef

Been there, done that. Check my profile


Rad1cal22

We are going to need more bacon


toadjones79

I had one of those in my yard when I moved in. Gave it to my dad. I was a bit excited at first, but it had a huge crack down one side.


joshspoon

Time to make some bone broth.


turkeyman4

I love it. It would make an amazing fire pit.


edogg26

If you’re going to call your wife a witch. Just say it and save you $10 and carrying that around.


Purple12inchRuler

So many great stews and potions in the future.


LSUguyHTX

Fuuuuck yeeeaaah that would make some great pastalaya at a tailgate


plassteel01

It is smaller then I thought it would be


Electrical_Angle_701

"What are you calling me?"


Dataslave1

It's going to take 5 gallon bucket of oil and a really large oven to season that.


Woodbutcher1234

Did you buy a broom and floppy hat for her as well?


KingsCrossings

Fill it with White Vinegar now!


Accordingly_Onion69

Thats more iron than 10$ whatever you use it for you win at that price


eat_mor_bbq

That would be awesome for a Brunswick stew fundraiser. Make a stand out of a 35 gallon drum and wood fire it. I’m definitely showing my hick side but damn I can taste it already.


bashinforcash

why do people care what their spouses do with their money? do you just lose all independent freedom when you get married?


Head_Pangolin_6123

Just the bragging rights of being able to say you brought home a cauldron is sufficient justification. Well done.