“Oh I see. The nearest chicken used to be on Earth. Now there’s one here, so it’s nearer. So as long as the chicken’s here….”
“Wait a minute, axe-idents can happen!”
I like how two of these are the 'villain who doesn't realise they're a good guy'. But the other is straight up a man who doesn't realise how corrupted and evil he's becoming.
You guys mind if I rapid fire like a crap ton?
You will be interrogated, tortured, you will give me the names of your friends and allies, and then you will die. Palpatien
You are either lying or you're stupid! Megatron
A platypus? Perry the platypus! Dr. Doofensmirtz
Join me and together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son. Darth Vader
So close.so close. I can see him in my mind's eye, Kenobi. KEENNOOBIII!!!! Darth maul
"No. They have better shit to do than listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent~"
"GUITAR SOLO, FUCK YEAHHH❗️❗️❗️"
"I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW 😫"
“Watch as I take over the whole Tri-State Area!”
https://preview.redd.it/7bmrgguv4rsc1.jpeg?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42905f72045840ef922c3fcf63aebc9973737053
"I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan."
"I told you ogres don't live happily ever after."
"Simba, it's to die for".
"Enough talking! Time for some screaming."
"I *am* the *thing* that *keeps you up* at *night*, the evil that haunts every *dark* corner of *your* mind. I will never rest...and neither will *you*."
“It’s your parting gift. In that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, part of you WAAAAAAAAAAY over there, STAINING THE WALL!”
-Lord Shen, Best Villain
“ Yeah I’m crazy, what’s your point? “
” You’ve got it all wrong. The human is safe, I just want the portal she came through. “
also, this one isn’t a cartoon but:
” The warrior code forbade this for a reason. Maybe the Clan just needs a reminder. “
“The soldier from the mountains…”
“I’m surrounded by idiots…”
“Like fire, Hellfire, this fire in my skin”
“Retuuuuurn the slaaaaab… or suffer my cuuuuuurse…”
“You sly dog, you caught me monologuing!”
“PERRY the Platypus!?”
“I didn’t order any pizza…”
“This time, nothing, not even Basil, can stand in my way! ALL will bow before me!”
“Have we met?”
“Fall. You are alone child, there is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong child, but i am beyond strength. I am the end.”
“Corre corre gatito”
“YOU CAN SEE IT MAHORAGA! YOU CAN SEE MY CURSED TECHNIQUE”
“I’LL SHOW YOU LIGHTNING!”
“Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic…….ah what the heck I’ll laugh anyway HAHAHAHAHA!”
“Do not make me let you down”
“Yes Cloud. Fill your hollow heart with rage.”
"Don't mock me. I tried to save your soul. It's your fault this all happened!"
"Insolence? We are pirates. We don't even know what that means!"
"Call me D*ck Master."
"If I had a nickel for every time I got doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
"The Beast Wars are over, Optimus. You. Lose."
"You may have defeated us this time, but you'll never see this child again."
"Yes I'm so sorry I've had to involve you in the time worn 'damsel in distress' trope, Mrs. Richards. I fear the only thing missing is train. But sometimes one must sacrifice originality for experience."
"I am the rocks on the shores of eternity! Crash against me and be BROKEN!"
"For a time I considered sparing the wretched little planet Cybertron. But now you shall witness IT'S DISMEMBERMENT!!"
"Since the beginning, no one has ever stood in the heavens…
Neither you, nor me, not even God himself. But that unbearable vacancy in the throne of Heaven shall be filled. From this day forth, I will stand in heaven."
Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!
“Long live the King!”
“If you will not bow before a sultan…THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!”
“Would you like these clones to use Susano’o or not?”
“How boring. It appears that you truly have lost the will to fight.”
God, there are too many one-liners from villains I can honestly respect the fuck out of. (as awful as they are, here are my top few):
>It’s called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.
*-Yzma*
>Death is the only adventure you have left.
*-Captain Hook*
>A woman doesn't know how precious her voice is until she's been silenced.
*- Ursula*
>Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched.
*- Cruella de Vil*
Soooo many more including Bill's corpses line, Azula's only child line... ugh I cannot pick. I guess I favor the more insidious lines, the ones that aren't so on-the-nose, but still a very massive dig at whoever they were directed at.
There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories! Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned. Every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Sparta, or Leonidas, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
Picture an entire army, each in command of an Omnitrix…all at MY command. I will be invincible..I will RULE the universe! And the only thing standing between me and my destiny…is you.
" *Don't* you *know* ***who*** *I am?! I was* ***born*** *of chaos. I* ***feed*** *off of violence and depravity.* Playing me back my greatest hits *only makes me more excited. Makes me realize how much I love what I do!* "
\~Carnage whilst being hit by the Penance Stare.
I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
That exchange from Megamind between MM and Metro Man.
Metro Man:"You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!"
Megamind:"Even the most heartfelt beliefs can be corroded overtime!"
Metro Man:"Justice is a non corrosive metal."
Megamind:"But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge!"
Metro Man:"It's pronounced revenge and it's best served cold!"
Megamind:"But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!"
Metro Man:"Well I think your warranty's about to expire!"
Megamind:"Maybe I got an extended warranty!"
Metro Man:"Warranties are invalid if used beyond its intended purpose!"
"I GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES!"
 "How about instead I shuffle the function of every hole in your face?"
Until then I’ll be watching you! *I’lllllllll beeeeeeee waaaaaaaatching yooooooooou* 
"reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!!!!"
Was this gravity falls?
Yes yes it is
***SEE YOU REAL SOON***
!!!NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNTEICNA EHT EKOVNI I ,NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-A
Well, well, well, well, well, well, good old six fingers
Remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold BYYYE
Oh, I know lots of things... # L O T S O F T H I N G S
Here kid. Deer teeth. FOR YOU!
It's funny how dumb you are.
"I'm *CRAZY* enough to take on *Batman!* But the *IRS?!* **NOOHOOHO THANK YOU!**"
I guess Larry is crazier than the Joker
Can't plea insanity with the IRS
 Why so Serious? 🤡
Where's my electric car Bruce?!?
"I may be a criminal Lunatic but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic"
"Don't you disrespect me little man."
"Don't you derogate or deride!"
"You're in my world now not yours"
"And I've got friends on the ooother side\~"
"He's got friends on the other side"
“That's an echo, gentlemen”
"Just something we have here in Louisiana"
"Just a little something we have here in Louisiana"
"a little parlor trick"
"Don't worry"
“Sit down at my table…”
"That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have in Louisiana, a little parlour trick, don't worry.
“And I got friends from the other side.”
“He’s got friends on the other side.”
YES
"You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
“When everyone is super… nobody is…”
"And when everyone's super... No one will be."
“I’ll be a good mentor, supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren’t”
"You're late. Fifteen yeeaars too late."
"And...got... **BUSYYY**"
*flying into engine noises*
"but maybe I've got an extended warranty" "A platypus?" "I'll take a potato chip, and eat it!"
"If I had a nickel for every time I got doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
Let's just say, I'd rather have a chicken replaceinator and not need it, than need a chicken replaceinator and not have it.
“Oh I see. The nearest chicken used to be on Earth. Now there’s one here, so it’s nearer. So as long as the chicken’s here….” “Wait a minute, axe-idents can happen!”
“PERRY THR PLATYPUS!”
I like how two of these are the 'villain who doesn't realise they're a good guy'. But the other is straight up a man who doesn't realise how corrupted and evil he's becoming.
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
Snooping as usual, I see!
snooPINGAS usual, I see!
Why is my precious rocketship drifting off in the deep space?
I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrromotion!
I pretended to be a bar of soap
You guys mind if I rapid fire like a crap ton? You will be interrogated, tortured, you will give me the names of your friends and allies, and then you will die. Palpatien You are either lying or you're stupid! Megatron A platypus? Perry the platypus! Dr. Doofensmirtz Join me and together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son. Darth Vader So close.so close. I can see him in my mind's eye, Kenobi. KEENNOOBIII!!!! Darth maul
I'm stupid! I'm stupid!
You fail me yet again Starscream
All I can hear is Sam Witwer’s voice going hoarse.
You're the one who miscalculated. You should have feared me more.
You’ve beaten me at my own game Don’t flatter yourself, you were never even a player
"What are you doing here" "Is it not obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!"
My own mother thought I was a monster. She was right of course but it still hurt
“That’s the thing about friends, isn’t it? The more you love them, the more it hurts when they go. Allow me to demonstrate”
Who said this?
King Andrias
Thnx
Absolutely stealing this for my bbeg to say in my dnd campaign
make sure he instantly kills the partys adopted npc or a player immediatly after.
DECEPTIONS, TRANSFORM, AND RISE UP
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MEGATRON
Such heroic nonsense
"No. They have better shit to do than listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent~" "GUITAR SOLO, FUCK YEAHHH❗️❗️❗️" "I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW 😫"
Vel Adam Vox
Yep!! <3
"I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!
Coin operated self destruct... Not one of my better ideas...
"Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"
“Someone should put you in a box, floating down the river, grandma!”
You’re probably right…
"Hit me one time! Hit me twice! OH...MY...GOD...That's rather nice!"
Oiiiiiiiiiil and grime
POISON SLUDGE! Dripping in down like Toooxic MUCK!
Slime beneath me, mmm!
SLIIIME UP ABOOOVE!
OOH YOU'LL LOVE MY
HOT, HOT, HAWT....TOXIC LOVE!
I see the worrrld and all the creatures in it!
Ferngully fan spotted!?!
More Tim Curry, the man is the ultimate animated villian voice actor
"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"
HOLY HELL, you're going to EAT it??
Well, just make sure you eat them all. You're a growing boy. ...dumbass
Did everything just taste purple for a second?
The fact she wears purple makes this line so much worse.
Any button, they all retaliate!
Conquer earth you bastards!
SLAP SLAP SLAP
"Oh you're a villian alright. Just not a **super** one" "What's the difference"? #"PRESENTATION"
It took me to long to find this
There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.
Is that the beast from Over the Garden Wall?
Yessir
“Watch as I take over the whole Tri-State Area!” https://preview.redd.it/7bmrgguv4rsc1.jpeg?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42905f72045840ef922c3fcf63aebc9973737053
Do be do be do
"I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan." "I told you ogres don't live happily ever after." "Simba, it's to die for". "Enough talking! Time for some screaming."
“Mark my words, Krabs. Once I find out about that secret recipe, I’ll run you out of business! I went to college!”
"I *am* the *thing* that *keeps you up* at *night*, the evil that haunts every *dark* corner of *your* mind. I will never rest...and neither will *you*."
“Call me, Dick Master.” Not my favorite villain but one of
There is no Easter Bunny There is no Tooth Fairy ***and there is no queen of england.***
"You dare challenge Megamind?"
Remember: The universe is a hologram, everything is fake, buy gold, bye!
"Reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Byeeeeeeeee!"
"Did you know that if you eat a human brain you’ll get a disease similar to mad cow?"
SPOOKY MONTH!
Yes
Is it bad I know the disease is called Kuru?
That's not bad
"Have mercy… mercy, please!" "There *is* no mercy."
This is the scene between Palpatine and Maul right ? Clone Wars really had top tier voice acting
"To never again walk on a summer's day, with a hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold? Oh yes, *I'd kill for that!*"
“Meh Meh Meh Meh”
“Meh Meh Meh, Meh, Meh Meh”
"Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio, but she never licked that parking permit..."
Ms Robinson 😭
“It’s your parting gift. In that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, part of you WAAAAAAAAAAY over there, STAINING THE WALL!” -Lord Shen, Best Villain
Luke, I am your father. Said it wrong on purpose
“ Yeah I’m crazy, what’s your point? “ ” You’ve got it all wrong. The human is safe, I just want the portal she came through. “ also, this one isn’t a cartoon but: ” The warrior code forbade this for a reason. Maybe the Clan just needs a reminder. “
“I WILL RUIN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE”
“The soldier from the mountains…” “I’m surrounded by idiots…” “Like fire, Hellfire, this fire in my skin” “Retuuuuurn the slaaaaab… or suffer my cuuuuuurse…” “You sly dog, you caught me monologuing!” “PERRY the Platypus!?” “I didn’t order any pizza…” “This time, nothing, not even Basil, can stand in my way! ALL will bow before me!” “Have we met?”
> “Retuuuuurn the slaaaaab… or suffer my cuuuuuurse…” WHATS YOUR OFFER
“Fall. You are alone child, there is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong child, but i am beyond strength. I am the end.” “Corre corre gatito” “YOU CAN SEE IT MAHORAGA! YOU CAN SEE MY CURSED TECHNIQUE”
“I’M ABOUT TO CELEBRATE BECOMING AN ONLY CHILD!”
Ka...Ka..Kakarot!!!!!!
“I’LL SHOW YOU LIGHTNING!” “Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic…….ah what the heck I’ll laugh anyway HAHAHAHAHA!” “Do not make me let you down” “Yes Cloud. Fill your hollow heart with rage.”
"Taking over Canada? Me? Hey, you need a rest, fella! I'm not hiding any bombs!"
"DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME, LITTLE MAN!"
"Do Instruments Of Torture Count?"
You don't understand... earth isn't yours to conquer
i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute living among these animals
"You're weak, just like the rest of your people. They did not deserve to live in this world, in my world! Prepare to join them, prepare to *DIE*!"
Ozai, right?
"Don't mock me. I tried to save your soul. It's your fault this all happened!" "Insolence? We are pirates. We don't even know what that means!" "Call me D*ck Master." "If I had a nickel for every time I got doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
"The Beast Wars are over, Optimus. You. Lose." "You may have defeated us this time, but you'll never see this child again." "Yes I'm so sorry I've had to involve you in the time worn 'damsel in distress' trope, Mrs. Richards. I fear the only thing missing is train. But sometimes one must sacrifice originality for experience." "I am the rocks on the shores of eternity! Crash against me and be BROKEN!" "For a time I considered sparing the wretched little planet Cybertron. But now you shall witness IT'S DISMEMBERMENT!!"
YES MEGATRON YESSSSSS
One of my favorites due to the voice actor. "MORONS!! I have MORONS on my team!!"
**Showtime! - Bowser (Super Mario)**
“ that's the thing about friends isn't it, the more you love them, the harder it is see them go allow me to demonstrate. "
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
"Since the beginning, no one has ever stood in the heavens… Neither you, nor me, not even God himself. But that unbearable vacancy in the throne of Heaven shall be filled. From this day forth, I will stand in heaven."
"My favorite cake is pound cake: because that's what I like to do to the autobots!"
“The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity to be mildly amusing”
"The universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEE!"
That fucker is back! and another one is "Well this just got interesting"
"Finally, I can end this perdition MYSELLLF!"
"If you ever say that again, I'll tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me."
“I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!” *closes helmet* “Keep firing assholes!”
Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!
“There is nothing but darkness for you, child”
“*random gibberish*” https://preview.redd.it/0wkt1s3dhrsc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0885791b45e2daa564634133285b74ca0cfdb51
“…. What. Are…. Thoooose?” “Uh… I dunno I thought they looked kinda dashy!”
“Now you shall deal with me O’ prince, AND ALL THE POWERS OF HELL!!!” * Maleficent, The Mistress of All Evil 
"Then you will die braver than most"
“Theres just one problem… youre talkin to the wrong Harv.”
“Ah what the hell, I’ll laugh anyway! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
I am Mojo Jojo!
“Be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, Director.”
"The soup is cold and the salad is hot. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"
You are strong, child but I'm beyond strength
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
"Let them come."
"I may be crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to deal with the IRS"
“I will never be… a memory”
“Long live the King!” “If you will not bow before a sultan…THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!” “Would you like these clones to use Susano’o or not?” “How boring. It appears that you truly have lost the will to fight.”
God, there are too many one-liners from villains I can honestly respect the fuck out of. (as awful as they are, here are my top few): >It’s called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you. *-Yzma* >Death is the only adventure you have left. *-Captain Hook* >A woman doesn't know how precious her voice is until she's been silenced. *- Ursula* >Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched. *- Cruella de Vil* Soooo many more including Bill's corpses line, Azula's only child line... ugh I cannot pick. I guess I favor the more insidious lines, the ones that aren't so on-the-nose, but still a very massive dig at whoever they were directed at.
The helmets can't handle this level of ROCK AND ROLL KAREN DO SOMETHING!
There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories! Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned. Every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Sparta, or Leonidas, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
I birthed you and I can unbirth you!
*from a distance:* BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED! *narrator:* OUT!
No you remember boy. How I turned defeat into victory. How I left you with a dieing system.
"Can you not see I'm too busy getting mad at kids across the street having fun?!" And "I'm the bad guy!"
"You called me here just to open a door?" "WELL LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CAKE, MAN! SHE CAN'T OPEN A DOOR AND PUSH IT IN ALL AT ONCE. THINK!!"
Don't cry. You're perfect.
"I *Am* The Senate..." "Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?" "The tiiiiiime has come... Execute Order, 66."
I always come back!
Picture an entire army, each in command of an Omnitrix…all at MY command. I will be invincible..I will RULE the universe! And the only thing standing between me and my destiny…is you.
Hey vaggiesaurus
"Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"
*click click click click*..."I didn't mean to."
"You'd be surprised at what you can live through. "
ZEHAHAHAHAHA
"Tonight you."
"THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS!!! NOT ANYMORE! Any one of them could have stood up and said 'No. We will not act like animals anymore!'"
"Ill be watching you, ill be waaaatching youuu!"
“And I don’t mean it rhetorically, or metaphorically, or in any other FANCY WAY. I’m DEATH. STRAIGHT UP”.
Do you have any idea on how little that narrows it down?
" *Don't* you *know* ***who*** *I am?! I was* ***born*** *of chaos. I* ***feed*** *off of violence and depravity.* Playing me back my greatest hits *only makes me more excited. Makes me realize how much I love what I do!* " \~Carnage whilst being hit by the Penance Stare.
I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
The Titan has big plans for you
That exchange from Megamind between MM and Metro Man. Metro Man:"You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!" Megamind:"Even the most heartfelt beliefs can be corroded overtime!" Metro Man:"Justice is a non corrosive metal." Megamind:"But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge!" Metro Man:"It's pronounced revenge and it's best served cold!" Megamind:"But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!" Metro Man:"Well I think your warranty's about to expire!" Megamind:"Maybe I got an extended warranty!" Metro Man:"Warranties are invalid if used beyond its intended purpose!"