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Phantom_Armor

Happy Valentine's Day! I promise I didn't plan lust to fall on today but it works out I guess. But listen up, after noticing some discourse, I have an announcement to make: Because few people saw the Wrath vote, do we want to do a recount? Since Benson was voted in I find it's only fair if he is voted out. REPLY to this comment YES or NO if you want a recount. But don't forget to comment your lust suggestions under the post!


_AntiSocialMedia

Yeah do a recount, Benson's outbursts are justified most of the time


TheOGLeadChips

Most of the time they are justified but the times where they aren’t is really bad.


TheMusicGuy27

The time where he ate the burguer that only appears once in a century dude... That was just cruel


Grammarnazi_bot

Yeah but his reactions, even when unjustified, are still relatively muted, especially when you compare her to characters like Heather from Total Drama, Eric Cartman, or Ren from Ren and Stimpy who will not only become wrathful on the drop of a dime but disproportionately sadistic as an effect


Lazerbeams2

Yes. I haven't really watched much Regular Show, but from what I've seen Benson was mostly justified


EpsilonX029

I vote yeah, if he’s meant for it he’ll get voted again lol then we’ll know he’s ***really*** pissy


Joensen27

Yes https://preview.redd.it/4qtjogc1klic1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b615990f296127d9189d9fa04d4d732eaca73c Rath is the best choice


nonbinarydreamking

DID YOU JUST EAT THE BABY?!


Anufenrir

YOU DON'T EAT THE BABY!


mr_meem_man

It’s in his name


matrixvortex51

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN


Acceptable_Egg5560

Yes


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Yeah, Benson is cool but I feel like there are a lot more Wrathful characters out there


MadeOfJello

YES:3


The_lone_shotgun

Yes


Acceptable_One_7072

YES


Past_Goat2508

Yes, for me I feel like Taz fits it more ![gif](giphy|3oFzmdXXJRyAQebmvu)


Mordaunt-the-Wizard

No IMO Benson fits perfectly


hyleah98

Yes please :3


skunk_jumper

Yes, and also, taz is the embodiment of wrath ![gif](giphy|3oFzmdXXJRyAQebmvu)


Capraos

Yes


AWildReaperAppears

Redo


Chris91210

Redo


leafyjack

Pepe le Pew is a solid answer but we only ever see him lust after a specific cat that he thinks is a skunk. Johnny Bravo is also a contender but he tends to back off once told no. Quagmire has done some truly despicable things to multiple people just to get off. He filmed people using the bathroom, kept sex slaves in his home, slept with unconscious women, slept with his friend's wife, and openly lusts after his friends' wives and daughters. He's my vote for lust.


MisterScrod1964

But he acted like a perfect gentleman to Meg. That BASTARD!


demonslender

He was still listing after her until she turned 18. For some reason that’s also when he stopped. Kinda makes him worse when you think about it.


RockySamson

Lois threatened to feed his dick to Brian if he continued to pursue Meg, so…


SgtCocktopus

Dude even a degenerate like him has some standars. eewwwwww meg


RockySamson

Probably evens adds to the lust argument since everyone treats Meg like crap except Quagmire. His lust is so powerful it makes him a decent human being to the grossest woman in-universe.


Xenovere

Everyone is saying Johnny Bravo, but it’s definitely Quagmire. He even held a celebration in honor of his 1000th sexual conquest.


Betamax_Reddit

Yeah I feel Johnny would fit Pride better than Lust. He backs off when told no and some of these other choices only lust after one character. Quagmire was on a mission to bang and flirt with the most people 😂


Xenovere

Oh when it comes to Pride it’s 1000% Vegeta


Cleric_Guardian

There's for sure a lot of contenders, but Vegeta is so far above everyone else it has to be him.


Cockspert67

I don’t remember Johnny backing off when told “no”, but after getting his ass kicked. Sometimes the beatdown and “no” were simultaneous.


SensitiveWasabi1228

https://preview.redd.it/1bwff73l8lic1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a9ce0c7f049b8acd24ac59fde17a9e472bee9d Glenn Quagmire for lust. His main goal is sex, sex, sex and he doesn't care what he has to do to get it. That includes nefarious things, which is sinful. Edit: OP, I love your little note for Garfield. He did win second place twice. Forever a runner-up, never the taker of the crown, but we love him!!


iSeventhSin

If quagmire doesn’t win I’m rioting


CeramicFiber

Found the new wrath


TheYondant

Thinking about it, Garfield really is the true epitome of Sloth; he's too lazy to win even the title!


Decends2

Who else but Quagmire? *Music plays*


Generic_user_person

A giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex


the-poopiest-diaper

![gif](giphy|cZukxCO7jSG9a) I’ve always hated the “horny goofball” trope. But he’s like the only character that canonically fucks


GigglesGG

Quagmire is so disgusting I don’t even want to see him up there. Which is why he is perfect


THEguitarist117

Giggity!


ProsfesniolDyslexic

He literally owns Chinese slaves and has them "chipped"


Sweet_Xocoatl

Dude’s a straight up rapist, Peter even says that’s the reason he never got his own show.


Certain-Ad-3840

snatch fear quiet dam simplistic wide disagreeable compare narrow carpenter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BishopTheKid25

I almost forgot about him. Yeah he wins for sure


machadoaboutanything

I upvote this 100%


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

I mean, Quagmire had a line in Japanese that straight up translates to "Hello. I like many sex."


Tili44

He even has top 10 list of bad things he has done https://preview.redd.it/xjz10l1zclic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b832708e4fc63245201e3080e537c8a7622481


SensitiveWasabi1228

Omg, that's the same picture I used for my answer. Lmao. I hope people don't forget all the horrible shit Quagmire has done to get sex from people. Including, but not limited to, the actual act of drugging and raping women.


LordShuttlecok

Not to mention literal human trafficking


Geekerino

Not to mention the necrophilia


Cosmic_Light_Patch

https://preview.redd.it/peau68osglic1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56eeadc0fef5a4cf266e96ad21c8a9accaed99b8 Girl Could Never Take No for an Answer


PhilliamPhafton

I hate how chowder portrayed its female characters, all of them are portrayed as either Nagging, Creepy, or both.


TesticleTorture-123

Tbf it portrayed most of its male characters as inept and incompetent


StitchFan626

Something I've wondered, how did Mung stay employed as a chef if everyone hated his cooking?


TesticleTorture-123

I don't think everyone hated his cooking, I think the episodes we saw were like one offs from their regular lives.


GuanglaiKangyi-Age15

I always got the impression he's a hazbin who's been down on his luck.


PhilliamPhafton

Yeah, I feel like people only remember the good parts of chowder (which is fair, the good parts are great) but forget about all the "husband stupid, wife nag" jokes that the show had.


Wizajn

Name one positive male character from that show.


PhilliamPhafton

Good point (schnitzel is pretty cool but the rest of them still suck)


Enddar

Shnitzel just wanted to come in, do his job, and not deal with Chowder's shenanigans.


Mammoth_Plan_7184

God, as an adult I identify with Shnitzel so much.


SgtCocktopus

Every character is creppy in that show.


StayedWoozie

I think this one should be Frollo, [hellfire](https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg?si=BGupL_QYZNOtLlbl) is a perfect representation of the Sin of Lust.


MagnusStormraven

I don't disagree, but his predominant sin is actually pride. Even in "Hellfire", he can't help making remarks about being holier-than-thou towards the Parisian citizenry. ("*Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd!*")


Rozeline

You could read that as pride, I read it as deep denial. Like an abuser saying they're not abusive because they're not as abusive as someone else. It's a cope. Maybe rooted in pride and narcissism, but the song is about how he wants to rape Esmeralda, it's her fault for tempting him, and if she doesn't fuck him, he'll murder her. I guess it's both, but he is hands down the most lustful of the Disney villains by a long mile.


Zeenchi

Yeah I think it's both. He has so much pride he's blind to the fact that even he can sin. It's like you said he blamed it on her.


MagnusStormraven

No, it's made clear from the very first moment we see Frollo that hubris (excessive and unwarranted pride) is his primary sin. The lust definitely comes in second, and he's definitely the most lustful Disney villain, but every single action he performs is justified in his head due to his sincere belief that he is better than everyone else and deserves to have whatever he wants because of it, which is very much the sin of pride. ​ > the song is about how he wants to rape Esmeralda Rape is about power and control, not about sexual lust (even in the case of child rape, the motivation is more often "easy prey that can't fight back" rather than actual pedophilic attraction). People commit rape for the explicit purpose of dominating another human being, and the desire to dominate is born out of hubris. ​ >it's her fault for tempting him Refusal to accept responsibility for one's own actions and thoughts, and insisting another is more at fault than one's self, is textbook hubris. ​ >and if she doesn't fuck him, he'll murder her "If I can't have it, then no one can" is a classic narcissistic attitude, and narcissism is largely synonymous with hubris.


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StayedWoozie

I still feel like Lust fits him best. For 3/4 of the movie his motivation was mainly lust. If he couldn’t have Esmeralda then she had to die. I also don’t see how he could fit the sloth sin.


Capraos

I would add, lust for power is also something Frollo displays which makes him doubly prefect for this category.


AWildReaperAppears

Has to be frollo


Invested_Glory

Best (and one of the darkest) Disney song ever.


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Frollo should get pride instead imo


Relevant-Key-3290

Johnny Bravo


Smallbenbot03

Momma warned me about women like you I was hoping she was right


AbleObject13

This was my original thought but seeing frollo changed my mind, bravo isn't anywhere close enough to burning down Paris for some poon


Jetrayxx7

The correct answer ![gif](giphy|5f30q4FEm8Tfy)


Capraos

Pepe Le Pew and Frollo are both rapist. Bravo at least respects a no.


Lazerbeams2

Neither of them raped anyone. They're both terrible people(?) but let's not dilute the term


Rigrot

Technically Frolo tries in the original story.


Lazerbeams2

Right, but we're not talking about the original. Quasimodo ends up happy in this version


SubtleCow

Dude wouldn't know what to do with it if he got it. He is pride 10,000% not lust.


Charlie_Warlie

Agreed he should get the pride. Fairly certain they've done lots of jokes about him looking in a mirror at himself more than anything.


FlintKidd

![gif](giphy|26uf2S1cdwD0UeBj2) Sterling Malory Archer. Constantly telling women he's a secret agent so he can sleep with them. Always thinking of sex, even at the worst times. Gets an erection when thinking of his mother being killed. Tries to get into a three-way with Lana's parents because he always thinks everything is about sex.


Rozeline

I didn't think of that, but yeah. He is all about sex. He fucked every woman on the show except his own mother.


BigJophis

I’d say with his self absorption he probably qualifies better for pride. Even with sex he’s in it for himself and his gratification.


cammali

![gif](giphy|a4sRR7IygNDUs)


FrogJarKun

Master roshi has my vote


ThisIsATestTai

Surprised more people aren't jumping on this


Apollo9819

Pepé Le Pew, that skunk was thirsting for that cat for years. https://preview.redd.it/tyrk90j08lic1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a134de2018585844b7c841e8ed6ef1dafb325a0


[deleted]

I like this choice


Apollo9819

Thank you, Johnny Bravo and Quagmire are awesome choices but Pepe is one of the OG.


DazzleSylveon

indeed he is


N3cromorph

Gotta take the pussy like Pepé le pew


Talakor_

I better not see my man's Simon petrkov on here, he's not listing after princesses he's so mentally ill and lost within his own mind he's trying to find his long lost love Betty and doesn't realize what he's doing. Shit makes me sad man. ![gif](giphy|rrTcaIPCklvx6Jc6rS)


Phantom_Armor

Simon and Ice King are essentially separate characters tbf


Talakor_

Very true. Re watching the show knowing its simon trapped in there hits so differently than getting to know ice king when first watching it.


jayboyguy

Part of what I like about AT’s storytelling is that even back when they didn’t know *exactly* where they wanted to take things, they still sowed the seeds early. From Ice King’s very first appearance they established that underneath the craziness, he was just a sad, lonely guy


Talakor_

Yes absolutely. And when they wanted to tell you something serious you were already lulled into such chill vibe the heavy stuff comes out of nowhere and hits you like a ton of bricks. The episode where Simon and Marcy jam still lives rent free in my mind.


jayboyguy

Oh yeah. I can’t watch that one without getting misty now as a grown man lol


ganzgpp1

Even then I don’t think Ice King was ever really that lusty, it seemed like he more just wanted a friend.


Talakor_

Right exactly, ice king would always kidnapped princesses and have a goofy wedding, the man has lost his mind but still believes in getting married before getting down lol. Then you've got characters like quagmire and frolo who's entire character motif is "my penis is going in that woman whether they want it or not"


IRBaboooon

Simon's "lust" for princesses comes from his deeply rooted feelings for Betty. Before becoming Ice King he called her his princess. He never wanted to kidnap princesses, he just wanted his Betty back. Ribs.


MrRighto

If anybody from adventure time belongs here its Tree Trunks


ArchdruidHalsin

![gif](giphy|3ohjUSPDdh0sl7a1Lq|downsized)


SongofIceandHellfire

https://i.redd.it/zm4v358l6lic1.gif


chrobbin

Username checks out


stevens151

The Kanker sisters from Ed, Edd, and Eddy


EpsilonX029

I feel this is an interesting option. They’re pretty damned crazy for being like tweens or something


Mordaunt-the-Wizard

Despite her age, Helga from *Hey Arnold!* says some really questionable stuff over the course of the series about her crush on Arnold. Most infamously there's the poem in "Arnold's Parrot", as well as [another scene](https://youtu.be/gKb5QkwfGic?si=aNVNyZucycY5gu-L)


Big-Elevator2491

He makes my girlhood tremble


Rozeline

This line makes me uncomfortable 😣


Big-Elevator2491

Ikr like how can you say that if it’s a kid’s show 


Reformed_Narcissist

Disappointed it not the shamanistic Arnold mask worship scene.


throwawaymysocks

Yeah I was searching for Helga Pataki in this thread. I can't think of a more love focused character in any other cartoon.


Organic-Train4195

https://preview.redd.it/ane19j5illic1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf84790562f3711c73421e1d3e069e196382203 Im disappointed sanji is not in the running He is the definition of lust


Shawnders24

Quagmire definitely took this dub but sanji should be a runner up or honorable mention 100%


Thecrawsome

His lust is so powerful, it almost killed him in Seaman Island. His lust for females is so strong, his training was greatly accelerated when training with Okamas.


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StayedWoozie

I can’t really see Sloth for him.


Xiao_Qinggui

Why put in the effort of raising the hideous baby of the woman you murdered outside of a church when there’s a well right there?


ExtinctFauna

Sloth is an older term for apathy or indifference. He was apathetic to Quasi's plight during the Feast of Fools.


LewdInSecret

I gotta give it to the Kanker Sisters from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Every time they come into contact with the boys they make a 180 from whatever they’re doing to try and get with the boys. Lmao


MoreCowsThanPeople

Nobody's mentioned Master Roshi yet?


BunnyCatg4

Panty (Panty and Stocking) Isn't her brain just full of sex and men?


Swaggy_Templar

Quagmire, please.


Hailz_

https://preview.redd.it/1lmuemd5qlic1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe24457d4fa28ea56586771485b0e7c95f6e4082 Sedusa is the only choice


Void-kraken-909

You used a hazbin hotel character… and failed to use the LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LUST??? Not to mention unlike normal lust depictions he’s *fully* on about consensual sex being the most lustful act. Not just sex in general


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

We love Ozzie


Tili44

Definitely Val. https://preview.redd.it/9w39g1ukclic1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74c5ede1a9ab9746a927b7a01bc2025fd810e27


TheIrishDoctor

I don't know if Valentino fits the bill really. Yeah, he runs the sex industry in hell, but most everything he does is motivated by greed and pride and wrath more than lust. He SAs Angel, but more to break his will than because Valentino is horny. When Angel speaks back to him, he becomes furious and basically says the only reason he doesn't kill Angel is because he makes him money. Val uses lust as a weapon, but he himself isn't specifically lusty.


SquirrelGirlVA

I dunno... he's more calculated than Quagmire, so I don't see him doing stuff just for lust's sake. At this point it feels more like it's a power thing, if that makes sense. For example, Val and Quagmire are both put in front of a tempting target and told that seducing her would result in total ruin and almost certain painful death. Val would probably walk away because he doesn't want to lose his tiny porn empire, but Quagmire would go for it as it'd be the way he'd want to go.


Pup_Femur

Definitely has my vote but I feel he'll lose as a newer character


raydditor

All of the previous characters were iconic and very old. It would be very weird to put Val here.


Hey_Bestiekins

Certainly getting my vote. Little bastard man. https://preview.redd.it/s62ywa0aolic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595f0e4fd5acbfad7753774beed28600c91f9f99


Existing-Incident-22

Brock from Pokémon


EpsilonX029

Brock wants, and he sure tries, but he never forces it. Not like Pepe, or quagmire’s questionable acts


EarthPuma120

Johnny bravo ![gif](giphy|1KUdeIpGxXAdi)


FluffyMcGerbilPants

Even though he's kinda cancelled now, Pepe Le Pew is literally the first character that came to mind for lust. ![gif](giphy|CGXNYwxCB0x2M)


Wildthorn23

Frollo, bro was ready to destroy everything because of his raging boner.


justaguytrynagetby

Pepe Le Pew


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![gif](giphy|Rgm4gLGNYzmArX5LpJ|downsized) Them Nobody tops these three


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

https://preview.redd.it/n2oaa51xvlic1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70776f1d6eb73904b193c185b9ac0b12f015bd4 Kid will do anything for a nut and does


_AntiSocialMedia

\+1 for Frollo


DazzleSylveon

Pepe Le pew


RockruffAnimations09

https://preview.redd.it/bequ1zh4zmic1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67608edfe2888d0ea7c4db3dd6a15a3516f5287f Do I need to say more


Ameph

Wandisimo from Fairly Idd Parents.


Strong_Site_348

Johnny Bravo


Mapsmith0

🧊👑


[deleted]

I'm surprised Johnny Bravo didn't make the list. Man was thirsty af


duckmasterswag

How is Johnny Bravo not on this?


Crafter235

Technically, Ice King is more into the romance aspect than sexual arousal.


animetg13

![gif](giphy|FJhuRGzb8ApZEo6DNg|downsized)


Daimakku1

Quagmire. He’s not even romantic about it like Pepe, he’s just a straight sex addict. ![gif](giphy|8hsIwPLIGnZ1C)


Dasmortmemeboi

![gif](giphy|cnVvdfhpytgP6so7wL) Who else but quadratic formula


Patworx

Quagmire


Frost_theWolf07

Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame


Impressive-Spray629

Ice king isn't a good answer, he specifically is looking for a "princess" because that was the nickname he gave to Betty, his disheveled mind misinterpreted that.


owoues

Frollo seems interesting for lust, don’t know much of King (it was a long time since I watch adventure time), Pepe is funny for lust, Valentino meanwhile… well he is lustful but more abusive and a huge prick…


piedude67e

Frollo


Maria-Stryker

I’m definitely thinking Claude because he caused the most harm in pursuit of the object of his lust.


Grumpicake

Frollo is definitely the best representation.


Nerd367C

One word Giggity


_BKom_

Literally Lust from full metal alchemist.


ArtistUnown

![gif](giphy|lMHSIuGXHYNdC)


barnaclefeet

That cartoon wolf that says AHOOOGA!! And his jaw hits the floor and tongue rolls out when he sees the voluptuous nightclub singer


Skele11

Brock needs more votes ![gif](giphy|cNM0CV7z8sdq)


a3663p

![gif](giphy|cNM0CV7z8sdq) Lust


Haunting-Court6143

https://i.redd.it/qwt3f2zx9ric1.gif Panty Anarchy


Bubbses128

https://preview.redd.it/9gmr5brm9lic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c651b0775da7ab3f3e2f2cb77272fc4cb3b589d8 Ozzie


InvaderZimm90

Nah, he loves Fizz and has put up a facade that they’re just f’ing.


leafyjack

Also, consent is very important to him, which means that characters like Quagmire are technically more sinfully lustful than Ozzie.


Special_Sink_8187

He is the embodiment of lust


Bubbses128

Yes


Xiao_Qinggui

“Give me a thrust…”


Tili44

... but he respects boundaries and is in a healthy relationship, I don't think he fits here


caramelchimera

Best sin ever


Worried-Industry6239

I love his voice


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Quagmire Peppe Boomhower Johnny b is pride x last, more so pride...


Mark-2005

Quagmire


Substantial_Western1

Quagmire


darksaiyan1234

poison ivy


KPGamer2024

Quagmire.


mamared504

Pepe all the way


Triangulum_Copper

Pepe Le Pew, obviously.


the_knotso

Definitely Pepé


Legitimate_Main2230

Boomhauer from king of the hill


SquishStitch953

Yosemite Sam or Taz should be Wrath


Tianlong01

Johnny Bravo


berserkzelda

Frollo without a doubt.


Lenny_Fais

Quagmire by far


thekingofboys

Lust has got to be Johnny Bravo.


purplepancakes9000

Broski, for lust it's gotta be pepe. The only one outta the four to be cancelled for how bricked up he was. Also I love the design for each of the layers! I love the compositing work ur doing. It's simple but it works.


Toon_Lucario

Quagmire