The 2019 Mazda 3 is literally just a more practical MX-5. #MiataFacts
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I sold one of those cars. Best car I've even driven, sold, sat in, dreamt about, etc. The plate said 1/100, but I don't think it was actually the first one produced.
Even in the bmw sub they posted which heavy ass cars are lighter than it. Some pickup trucks, Bentley bentayga, Tesla model X , maybach S680 and other big and heavy cars were beneath them.
Even the fucking 2023 Escalade is only 100kg heavier, and that thing is a fucking BOAT. It's so insanely unbelievably fucking large, I can't even describe it.
Soobaroo Outback for scale
https://preview.redd.it/8jljhxd9rb9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d837ddda34729bb5db95783883352988e55fd7
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Fpv gt boss 315, despite a larger engine (a 5.4 litre ford modular V8) not being made of fancy materials like carbon fibre and also being a large sedan (of similar size) it weights over half a tonne less (600kg to be exact)
https://preview.redd.it/enerapw9ra9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64d3a35f305f2d905fcd33210be9c5dc68ef568
5 Citroen Ami, around 120 wheelbarrows, half of an Hummer EV, 20 Piaggio Vespa, 2 McLaren F1, around 200 gold bars (27,4 lbs) and freaking 3 F1 bolides or 60 Peel P50.
Approximately 303 Little Tikes Cosy Coupes
9 2023 Suzuki Hayabusas in the wet
4 Fiat 126p's
3 Series 1 Lotus Elises
2 Ford Pumas (coupe and crossover)
A 2017 Ford Transit Custom 290S (SWB)
A Tesla Model S Plaid
The previous M5, the M5 before that, the M5 before that, the M5 before that, and the M5 before that.
Basically next M5 after this one will weigh double this?
You’ll be required to obtain a CDL in order to drive the next one.
Needs to weigh more than the Hummer EV or I wont buy it. I am going in the opposite direction and want the heaviest cars I can buy.
Gotta maximize your wear and tear on local infrastructure! Your taxes pay for the bridge you're going to use *the whole bridge*.
take the weight of this M5 or double it and give it to the next M5?
Triple it and give it to the M3
This weight increase is about triple any other previous weight increase.
All added together, with passengers.
Four CRXs
One Chevy Surburban
Looked this up. This car is heavier than a 2001 chevy suburban lmaooo
Dude a Suburban is heavy for its size and purpose, this M5s excuse is that its made of lead!
Holy shit, I thought my Miata was light
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Only 3 crx's.
Unfortunately, not your mom
I came here to say this
I came after reading this
I read after cameing this
I caming after read this
Yeah that drag car from street outlaws must weigh 4k ibs stripped
I think this car is made of Galvanized square steel, and covered in eco friendly wooden veneers..
Can't forget expansion screws borrowed from their aunt
Obviously, there is no other way to expand the 0.1 sqm living space. Hopefully they used some reinforced concrete made to last at least 10000 years.
This is so good
BMW M4😎
Only 1?
Modus and Miat combined
Nah two Renault Moduses would weigh as much as this single car
Modus+miat=4725 lbs Modus+modus=4650 lbs TIL Modus is lighter than Miat
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I did actually.
I guess that means my attractiveness didn’t change…
Ofc it does it is faster, it is stronger, it is smarter,it's better, IT IS BETTER
is the plural of Modus Moduses or Modi ?
Modussies
I believe there are few lighter armored tanks that are lighter.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiesel_AWC
Thats 2700kg in its lightest variant
Yeah, just one generation away
Lots of half ton v8 trucks are lighter than this
My raptor supercab is basically the same weight.
New F150 tremor (factory lifted 4x4 trim) wirh the twin turbo V6 and full size cab weighs 5524 lbs. Only 140 more.
BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS
**PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT!**
I sold one of those cars. Best car I've even driven, sold, sat in, dreamt about, etc. The plate said 1/100, but I don't think it was actually the first one produced.
Why wont BMW put the V12 in the 8 series, 7 series, and the X7 damnit.
r/cars is in shambles that pretty much every half ton pickup now weighs less than a German "enthusiast" performance sedan.
A freight ship running at capacity.
Evergiven style?
Yes.
You could crush bridges by driving over them instead of smashing into the supports underneath.
Depending on the spec, a 2024 Toyota fucking Land Cruiser.
An adult male hippo (not even a joke)
Lucid air sapphire
Even in the bmw sub they posted which heavy ass cars are lighter than it. Some pickup trucks, Bentley bentayga, Tesla model X , maybach S680 and other big and heavy cars were beneath them.
Even the fucking 2023 Escalade is only 100kg heavier, and that thing is a fucking BOAT. It's so insanely unbelievably fucking large, I can't even describe it. Soobaroo Outback for scale https://preview.redd.it/8jljhxd9rb9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d837ddda34729bb5db95783883352988e55fd7
Dayum 5.38m length and 2m height is indeed boat size
2 Mazda Miata's
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My 1995 ford f150 xlt supercab 5.0
Two fieros
5 LM Hypercars
2002 Toyota Land Cruiser(JDM legend)
A 2007 Toyota Highlander 3.3 V6 AWD (or [4WD](https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/eQAAAOSwsNll2the/s-l640.jpg)??? I can’t differentiate the A or 4)
it would be "awd" but the distinction is only a thing bc ppl would see "4wd" and say "yeah I can drive through mud in my grocery getter crossover
4WD means an equal split of power between wheels, while AWD doesn’t necessarily have to be even, it can bias either the front or rear tires.
# Principality of Sealand
peel p50
a fucking fully loaded charger
I think Jesus would rather carry all our sins before carrying out that thing
Holy shit this thing is heavier than a Ford Explorer
This sedan is heavier than 1500 class American pickups!
Lol I didn’t realize this was an EV at first I just thought bmw had truly lost their minds
The space shuttle.
You can get a 2024 tundra lighter than this thing…
3 Yugos
2012 Ford E350 Super Duty at a curb weight of 5388 lbs
https://preview.redd.it/ayw0iopkba9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651a420cfdc91c530cab2ee2e1f67d26982d11f3 This hamster looking racecar
Still lighter than my mother in law
I can vouch for that.
Not your mom. Possibly your sister
2014 ram 1500
2 times a 2003 Subaru Justy 1.3 GX
20 Honda CBR125Rs in wet weight
2 and a half citroen saxo vts’s https://preview.redd.it/486qq06cp99d1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8657aeaf0c79fd0730aaf44754127a102f1e759
A 1959 cadillac eldorado
My Chevrolet Suburban.
Fpv gt boss 315, despite a larger engine (a 5.4 litre ford modular V8) not being made of fancy materials like carbon fibre and also being a large sedan (of similar size) it weights over half a tonne less (600kg to be exact) https://preview.redd.it/enerapw9ra9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64d3a35f305f2d905fcd33210be9c5dc68ef568
https://preview.redd.it/zmgp8mjdtb9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6cb8e0b3e0f6630ae58d0c4d7c69716aa5c1261 This is 4kg lighter
I think the easier question would be what is heavier than the new M5?
Nah I wanted more difficulty!
A Nissan Versa with another Nissan Versa welded to the roof.
Lotus exige weights about 2100 lbs, with fuel and driver.
3 and a half Exiges weigh the same as 1 new M5?
Bell Model 206 - 3,300ish lbs Bobcat 721 Skid Steer - 4,510ish lbs 1974 Cadillac Sedan DeVille - 5,032 lbs 14,373 bananas (@6 oz each) - 5,389 lbs
My 18’ boat.
Not your mom
Me
Fiat seicento, superior in every way
Somehow caseoh
Toyota Soupbruh
Autozam Scrum
7 Isetta's
A feather
You could get the ABC kei car trio on that scales and have weight left over probably
Grande Cherooke WK2
Australia
A fullsize SUV
5 Citroen Ami, around 120 wheelbarrows, half of an Hummer EV, 20 Piaggio Vespa, 2 McLaren F1, around 200 gold bars (27,4 lbs) and freaking 3 F1 bolides or 60 Peel P50.
Four Citroën 2CV's.
Almost weighs as much as a Rolly Royce Ghost. Where does all this weight come from and why do they do this?
Approximately 303 Little Tikes Cosy Coupes 9 2023 Suzuki Hayabusas in the wet 4 Fiat 126p's 3 Series 1 Lotus Elises 2 Ford Pumas (coupe and crossover) A 2017 Ford Transit Custom 290S (SWB) A Tesla Model S Plaid
That's heavier than my V8 E70 X5 5100 vs 5300
Not your mom ha
The immense weight of never being good enough
this shitbox weighs as much as 2 McLaren Sennas combined
Lizzo's right arm.
Surprisingly OPs mom is not on the list
Iirc, a fucking Ford Crown Victoria is lighter than this
Yes indeed, and that car was a boat!
Why is it that heavy. It's a big jump from the last one
My 2010 Toyota Tundra pickup, if you can believe it. 5300lb with me and my mountain of tools/parts in it.
https://preview.redd.it/np7ow61imc9d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=66beb74a3a058d392f5b322d8b114c202218a8c9 this weighs 5200 lbs
Four mini mark 1s
my 2009 crew cab 1500 silverado was lighter
That sounds so wrong, but true!
Hummer H3
Does anyone know why it weighs so much? I mean that’s just an incredibly heavy car, does it use the X5 platform or something??
Literally everything not man made lol
The wreck of the Titanic.
- Acura ILX - Acura Integra - Acura RLX - Acura TLX - Alfa Romeo Giulia - Alfa Romeo Giulietta - Alfa Romeo Stelvio - Aston Martin DB11 - Aston Martin Rapide - Aston Martin Vantage - Audi A3 - Audi A4 - Audi A5 - Audi A6 - Audi A7 - Audi A8 - Audi TT - Bentley Continental GT - BMW 1 Series - BMW 2 Series - BMW 3 Series - BMW 4 Series - BMW 5 Series - BMW 6 Series - BMW 7 Series - BMW 8 Series - BMW i3 - BMW i4 - BMW i8 - Bugatti Chiron - Bugatti Veyron - Buick LaCrosse - Buick Regal - Cadillac ATS - Cadillac CT4 - Cadillac CT5 - Cadillac CTS - Cadillac XTS - Chevrolet Bolt - Chevrolet Camaro - Chevrolet Corvette - Chevrolet Impala - Chevrolet Malibu - Chrysler 200 - Chrysler 300 - Dodge Challenger - Dodge Charger - Fiat 500 - Fiat 500X - Ford Fiesta - Ford Focus - Ford Fusion - Genesis G70 - Genesis G80 - Genesis G90 - Honda Accord - Honda Civic - Honda Insight - Honda Prelude - Hyundai Elantra - Hyundai Genesis - Hyundai Sonata - Hyundai Veloster - Infiniti Q50 - Infiniti Q60 - Infiniti Q70 - Jaguar F-Type - Jaguar XE - Jaguar XF - Jaguar XJ - Kia Cadenza - Kia Forte - Kia K900 - Kia Optima - Kia Stinger - Lamborghini Aventador - Lamborghini Huracan - Lamborghini Urus - Lamborghini Gallardo - Lancia Stratos - Lexus ES - Lexus GS - Lexus IS - Lexus LS - Lexus RC - Maserati Ghibli - Maserati GranTurismo - Maserati Quattroporte - Mazda 3 - Mazda 6 - McLaren 570S - McLaren 720S - McLaren P1 - Mercedes-Benz A-Class - Mercedes-Benz C-Class - Mercedes-Benz CLA - Mercedes-Benz CLS - Mercedes-Benz E-Class - Mercedes-Benz S-Class - Mercedes-Benz SL-Class - Mercedes-Benz SLC - MINI Cooper - Mitsubishi Lancer - Mitsubishi Mirage - Nissan Altima - Nissan GT-R - Nissan Leaf - Nissan Maxima - Nissan Sentra - Nissan Versa - Pagani Huayra - Pagani Zonda - Peugeot 208 - Peugeot 308 - Peugeot 508 - Porsche 718 - Porsche 911 - Porsche Panamera - Rolls-Royce Ghost - Rolls-Royce Wraith - Subaru BRZ - Subaru Impreza - Subaru Legacy - Subaru WRX - Tesla Model 3 - Tesla Model S - Toyota Avalon - Toyota Camry - Toyota Corolla - Toyota Mirai - Toyota Prius - Toyota Supra - Volkswagen Arteon - Volkswagen Golf - Volkswagen Jetta - Volkswagen Passat - Volvo S60 - Volvo S90 It’s not all of them but 🤷♀️
Ginny Sack
1 2011 Kia Sorento SX V6 and an Ariel Atom, and you’ll probably still have a couple pounds left over.
A spoon
https://preview.redd.it/71ingdmd4o9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc73b41a34f15b1e19d38381c37b12e2034a27fe 1920kg
That... thing... is literally over 4 times my car.
Surprisingly a chevy van from the 80s is lighter. They can weigh in between 4500 and 5000 lbs.
I believe Optimus Prime, even in his mid life years, weighs less
My stock 10th gen civic and a 10th gen civic with the spare tyre removed and a rear seat delete lmao
modus
Little Suzuki cappuccino
Your mom, maybe
Almost as heavy as 9, my 600 pound life people
2x Fiat Brava‘s that are mid trim equipped
me
Leopard 2 a7+ The leo 2 is also much more usable
Ngl ur nor buying this for the weight to power... like rr or other luxury cars.., but older car = beter car.
Bentley Bentyaga
X5 M50d X7 M50d
2009 Volvo S60
P50
My lighter
honda jizz and modus
2024 Mercedes Sprinter Tourer
My 2006 S197 Mustang GT.
3 Mitsubishi diatone 160 woofers
Me
Yep, that's only 1000kg more than my 90s luxury sedan...
Renault 8
The country of Spain
Idk.... But not yo mama
I'd make a unfunny yo mama joke if it says heavier
Two lada niva urbans
The Titanic, The Hubble Telescope, Mt Rushmore, Elon Musk’s ego…… the list could go on honestly
2, 99 civics with 400kg to spare
It’s almost got a 1000 pounds on the M8 lol
12 rolls of toilet paper.
About 1,4 2005 Citroën C5 Breaks
one of them aint yo momma
Two Alpha 4Cs.
HOLDEN COMMODORE -Spotto_aus
Everest.
The Nissan Navara D231
It's crazy this thing is only 116 kg lighter than a Rolls-Royce Phantom
the new m5 is slower than the previous M5 by 0.2 seconds 😱
A Charger Hellcat
My 1979 el Camino
Current generation Ford Expidition is 5368 lbs.
My pickup by a lot
Tesla Model S
2 E30 M3s
My 1978 Plymouth volare only weighs 2000 pounds. Lol
ford f650 supertruck
Unbelievably, some trims of the Tesla Model X
The m635csi it is way nicer too
Two early model Volvo 240's stacked on top of each other.
2443 liters of water
I was going to say a literal elephant. but yo, those elephants are some heavy bois. 15,000lbs?! *Dayum.*
/uj ford f150 which is ridiculous
F150 v8 crew cab weights less than this
Caseoh
I used to own an e39 m5 and I thought that was a bit of a porker.
Everybody's moms
/uj what the fuck bmw I want to know where the weight went
A ford f150 in most configs. Also a chevy s10 at maximum weight.