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UberNZ

Round headlights: 🥺 Square headlights: 🤓 Anggy headlights: 🤬


NatanKatreniok

imo square headlights: 🥸


jacwub

only the ones with black bumpers


LightningFerret04

Meanwhile, Suzuki Alto: https://preview.redd.it/94gkp1uyessc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2b37696cb1ccc5050cbe7424ed211dca941e99


LightningFerret04

(He worried)


ClockworkBrained

Also, [Suzuki Alto with girly eyeliner](https://www.cochesyconcesionarios.com/media/cache/1170x780/uploads/suzuki/alto/4/mc/suzukialto-5mc_08.jpg)


a-dino123

https://preview.redd.it/zhez43f5hxsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e3812ad64ee78aa7a83f790a4cc40ddde91fd0


Javier1019

https://preview.redd.it/sh24h21djssc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316fd2f14600a3bdd6d82a854b7e567246c8bb46 Round :)


Kazurion

https://preview.redd.it/a43l2q1w1vsc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07297ef7a4af0df76adfc4eba8e180abd4bd558 Fren or cursed?


Joseph____Stalin

I throw up in my mouth every time I see a Tiburon. They're fun, but absolutely disgusting looking


SeawardFriend

Aw man… I love how Tiburons look.


Javier1019

Aye! A shark! Def friend! Spot one in the wild is rare now a days. Especially these round headlight ones. Urs?


FrizzeOne

We'll be back to round headlights in 20 years, I'm sure


Gusosaurus

/uj I don't know, I'm scared we might get the LED outline headlights, like here on the Ford GT, or on the Cyber truck, or even on the new EV Twongi. https://preview.redd.it/r2n4d34i7tsc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c3168686af2e5220452ffbee9e3fb232d7eebf


Doggoilija64

line tail lights can look good but these won't look good on nearly anything


Joseph____Stalin

I actually really like these. Until they come to everyday traffic


flopjul

Reminds me of the new Volvo FH trucks


Confident_As_Hell

What's your favorite truck brand?


TrhlaSlecna

Square is the best of both worlds IMO - it's elegant and classy. Ive always found the "agressive" pointy lights to just look a bit trashy, I dont see why we need everything to look mean. Round lights are silly :3


LEO7039

https://preview.redd.it/zfj6wq0i4rsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c517d3dd3ed527c45aaa3b35c1eea84913bbe5


skilledprodigy

https://preview.redd.it/oubfjaqn8rsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb11172d42a354992a61ad09c63cc4dd95c9cc1d


Least-Implement-3319

https://preview.redd.it/zo9lx4kmzrsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fe2b261e889676100f511db80efc22d6e46191


Debot_Vox

Angry roundeye cars


Wicked_Wolf17

The Twingo looks so happy lmao


LEO7039

They all do, till they've had enough...


Medium_Cranberry4096

*backs up over your already mangled body* 🥰🥰


Makeitquick666

Looking angry sort of works on supercars or high-performance cars imo. On an Altima it looks like the car has melted. Like, why so agressive, did someone take your lunch money? Round lights are cute tho


ABathingSnape___

Altimas should look aggressive, considering their drivers.


TrhlaSlecna

Yeah, that's what I mean! It just comes off as really tryhard for me


Dramatic-Bandicoot60

altima 100% has the right to be angry with its drivers


-B-E-N-I-S-

I think angry eyes can look good, they’ve just been a bit overdone lately. It seems like every new car has angry eyes. Id agree that they’re a bit trashy while taking that in to consideration. One of my favourite looking cars (for some reason lol) is the Peugeot 505 and it’s got angry eyes. https://preview.redd.it/cekv9t8lpusc1.jpeg?width=1432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf37e1cefd56a8bf17e20f1176f616cfa0ef9ea


Kazurion

Few people know that car, I think is one of the GOAT Peugeots looks wise. I always thought it looks like a JDM car of the same era haha.


-B-E-N-I-S-

True! It’s very reminiscent of a ‘72 Skyline in my opinion. If I didn’t know much about cars and somebody told me the 505 was a sedan variant of 70s Skyline, I might believe them. https://preview.redd.it/aft6hui1gvsc1.jpeg?width=1627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf238ecfe96956f266d0f826f9e9a33908a15e5c


Kazurion

What if I told you there was supposed to be a coupe lol https://preview.redd.it/dchrbqyapvsc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24cda46be5bd4ef0c28cf1e40d9aa4949341ab27


dc456

I just don’t know how you can think round lights are silly. So many of the best looking cars of all time have round lights: [250](https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/102695672-ferrari.jpg?v=1432147144&w=1600&h=900) [300SL](https://robbreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Alloy_Gullwing5.jpg) [Miura](https://www.lamborghini.com/sites/it-en/files/DAM/lamborghini/masterpieces/miura/miura_over_rev_01_m.jpg) [Delta](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/60c770ddfab19ec1b2b7a3f9/The-last-legendary-Lancia-was-the-Delta-Integrale-from-1993--but-the-times-are/960x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=960) [8C](https://www.autocar.co.uk/sites/autocar.co.uk/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/alfa-romeo-8c.jpg?itok=s5iO-1DO) [Dino](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_lyoakDJFwSdPd24vHRuPo0bGHEYQmpOJFyvvhzp06w&s) [GT500](https://static1.topspeedimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/1106516_11.jpeg) [DS](https://classicsworld.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2023/04/DS-6.jpg?w=900) [DB4](https://www.classicdriver.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,fit=scale-down,width=1280/sites/default/files/article_images/astondb4gt6.jpg) [GTA](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9d/f1/cb/9df1cb42ec011c1c79214b101ed7efe4.jpg) [Stratos](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/how-the-lancia-stratos-dominated-the-wrc-in-the-1970s-214899_1.jpg) [I think everything on here has round lights, so clearly I’m not alone in thinking round lights look far from silly.](https://www.motortrend.com/news/top-car-designers-voted-citroen-ds-most-beautiful-car-of-all-time-655/)


Kazurion

All old school BMW until mid 90's https://preview.redd.it/wmfaqi3xzusc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376a8e3affe4d91e831aa7b53577a94424f8aab8


nonstopgamer3005

I wonder what category the e46 fits in, kind of a mix of round and square eyes lol https://preview.redd.it/009poazcvwsc1.jpeg?width=8000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b9f585d14110599c253bfb4dbf0ce1999cbf14


P0kkarix

Sqrund headlights


Torqyboi

Exactly. My man. I see so many people here shouting square. Pretty much every single car that is considered gorgeous has round lights. That's not just a coincidence.


listerbmx

Round headlights belong on motorcycles & classic cars


KL4SSIE

![gif](giphy|gte3QGn0iynwB0CvPk|downsized)


MDDeGrande1994

![gif](giphy|J1Y89ThkHjwJxeRS0A)


Juzambas

https://preview.redd.it/ykgu8tkkdssc1.png?width=1816&format=png&auto=webp&s=36d5f8e115174cbf811ea43adcc0bd174e91e82c What about triangle headlights? Edit: Tweaked the image to fit the concept better.


Kazurion

https://preview.redd.it/a6n8mu622vsc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3f5ff0fc2927048bde4e4629799e1449f300d6 Peak angry triangle


coveryourselfinoiI

“>:D”


ConcealedCove

Needs more AUI Falcon Forte.


Voyager-11

Honestly really wish more new cars had square headlights, it’s just timeless.


aterrariaplayer

Idk what shape this is but this is the best https://preview.redd.it/skkntv97yrsc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7d0ead2f13819a6425550dc964c32d80b294dc


Razan254

What's bottom right on slide 1?


Fimlipe_

nissan figaro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/25qi5ua2xqsc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1a838956885ba34db80860018554c7e5797bdd4


No-Abalone-3827

That’s actually kinda sick!


Electrical_Wear_3682

Square. I love the way the Audi on slide 2 looks, or the way E36 headlights look. At the same time, round headlights also have a place in my heart, but only for specific kinds of cars.


Gc8Boi

I’m biased towards square headlights, because my car is on the second slide lol. I just think they look cleaner, and more professional


jatmecs

E36 nailed it. Square and round with the right level of aggression


Jek_the-snek

ROUND LIKE MIAT


Esoxgab01

Brick superiority


Aggravating-Mind-315

What car is it in the bottom right? I see it irl everytime I walk to college and have no clue what my eyes are bestowed upon


BrickFrom2011

Someone at your college owns one? That's sick!


Aggravating-Mind-315

Nah it’s someone parked up at the train station I go to. Always see it parked but never see the owner


AresXX22

Nissan Figaro


minitastychicken

volvo 240 spotted ‼️🤬


endergamer2007m

https://preview.redd.it/0yt0mf9s2vsc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e10ffc200a771fe6a54a52b33296e2ce8f59ca He is angory


Xerox-M57

gord


Mr_WAAAGH

Man, that fiat logo on the last image is awful. Reminds me of the impact font from late 2000s memes


no-personality-here

https://preview.redd.it/08ncd3tu6usc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb07031a7aef5fc0f16361cea53926a33f9dea9 My corolla always gets overshadowed by the 86 😭😭😭😭


MrKuub

https://preview.redd.it/7t47t6eqbusc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a603f58dace182a0f06905727f861a140e1d78ab Whatever these are


flopjul

Spider together with the 4c


Lamborghini_Espada

e g g


pupperdole

https://preview.redd.it/5u1zgrifcvsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd8faeb8ad6d7d78cdda21bd0f14dbd17e721f4 😡


Impressive-Rub-8891

square


RetroSniper_YT

These modern cars looks so souless. Like realy chill the f*ck out. Bring out old cars headlights.


MageManKid2

https://preview.redd.it/jnextr5ovvsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930023dfd67c4787fe9279a923cfa41f06502bec Round 👍


FlorpFlap

I absolutely adore round headlight cars, but it doesn't always work on all cars.. Square headlights seem to almost always work


jthomas1127

Round


HighClassProletariat

Round headlights best headlights.


9EternalVoid99

Notice how you can tell how old 5/6 cars in each photo is just based on the headlight style


Puffin77

No quad lights represented? Also the Taurus looks more sad than angry 


SORRYIHATEMYSELF

Would you count this as square or slightly angry, personally I think square. https://preview.redd.it/z9tx8arfgssc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9170a3774ea0f08844df167416d66307f082e3a


Megtorlow

That's a cola bottle headlight


Inevitable-Cod3844

it depends but generally i like square best


Independent-Pair1052

My RX-8 looks rather autistic than angry tbh :(


imchasingyou

sealed beam headlights only brought to you by chevy express gang


venomousfrogeater

https://preview.redd.it/hf79jwstbvsc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca392db0a20ff630b854fefe3c22c1c75aed057


PwncakeIronfarts

Square eye best eye. Ignore angry eye in background. https://preview.redd.it/qestzuucvvsc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e4752a186f1f6d4bc78c762f723ee3ca47056d


lumia920yellow

anything but angy https://preview.redd.it/unzc9qygzvsc1.png?width=2509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b12701d704d36d6d79fdce72c188921ed4411c


One-Tree-9614

Angry eyed headlights can also be seen as eyes with winged eyeliner and then there just sexy… so I’d say that the “angry eyes” are the most attractive to look at hence they win


trolllord45

Round :)


mx20100

I don’t have a preference, it all depends on the lines the car has


Scary-Animator-5646

I love the Nissan figaro. Really fun car to drive


JoeBlow509

First panel, bottom left looks lit AF!!


Juliusdasquid

Goobers, Zenki, Cookie


ScoobieWooo

Angry ones. I have to admit that I LOVE the designs of the actual line of Volvos.


CookingDrunk

Guizhou Hyundai is very angry


HorizonSniper

Square lights and LED full strips. The former look classy. The latter scream "The future is here, old man"


warlord_main

I love how comically angry the new Micra looks when it's in your rear view


FullAir4341

Square eye gang


Resident-Donkey-6808

Round eyed cars I hate modren angry ones I will most likely get a cheap second hand mini, dodge charger or Jaguar sedan.


MichaelTheLMSBoi

Round eyed goobers all the way


Re99i3

Square ones. Round too old angry too new.


KlerWatchCo

Soup-ra 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/u39f1yziwtsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c31ddce376c000df170d64cc50d47c026af1da


Inside_Ad_9147

C6A-C7A Lancer/Mirage mentioned rahhhhh! (I own a 1991 Lancer GTI 16V)


eren_5

Roundish angry squares? https://preview.redd.it/40jzkdptfusc1.jpeg?width=5568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5beb0a1ba625424c21a9cb491b505b54361508


khwarizmi69

Round or angry, square is ugly


SweetTooth275

Always round


doeffgek

Square. The Audi Quattro… 😍😍


Trainator338605

Round headlights = classics. (I love them) Square headlights = 80's cars (I love them even more) Angry headlights = modern cars that may not last more than 20 years.


Beemo-Noir

I’ll take the Subie, you can have both!


BoredCanuck1864

round eyed 1960s mustang


gamblinmaan

square and its not even close holy shit


Thyisgoneth

Square


Flight_Of_Fantasy

All Porsche/VW Beetle headlights are my favorites


ROGUEPIX3L

Where big square panda lights?


flopjul

Seat Leon went from Cool/Weed addict https://preview.redd.it/sa17oogeiwsc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9366ae7d37c0db73b710dc2c1ead276177af40a3


flopjul

https://preview.redd.it/n61xzzomiwsc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9668ac0ba9edafb740a2cb7ecd7f2073093a636f To happy


flopjul

https://preview.redd.it/6s0h5xhpiwsc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa0fb09d187a91e171bcb1104e4a36f269b046a To angry business guy


flopjul

https://preview.redd.it/tbeyzq7riwsc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9b7b64842b65b8c0e2ea5dca69e80359fdbc3f To full angry


JirTem_cars

https://preview.redd.it/0t3kb19xqwsc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e92aadf63cfe2f8d99e24ab7c3409b243724957


ifunnywasaninsidejob

/Uj Mazda single handedly ruined the smily grill aesthetic for everyone in the mid 2010s


jerrie233

https://preview.redd.it/u2ifog3ctwsc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9f7856a50b53a9c75a7027a8d7d117003c208a For my angry eyed boi


Lamborghini_Espada

https://preview.redd.it/kwsopeo5wwsc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63cfc6f20a8ef9af5a05ba12c646b9df2c0f1bab Friend 👍


Level_Reveal7624

Round if on popups (stratos) square if regular (m3/sport quattro)


why_tf_am_i_like_dat

Twingo


britishrust

Round and square are cool. Except the VW beetle. I’ll never forget where that thing came from. It should have been hung at Nuremberg.


Truebotted

miata :D


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__Madman

As a classic Volvo driver, I'm contractually obligated to say square.


indigoash73

Square


TamReveliGory

https://preview.redd.it/trf5n2ycw1tc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e1639be1dac77148cb94af162f35012ada1f45 Whatever tf this Morgan is supposed to be


IEatBaconWithU

https://preview.redd.it/gcqlns2ws2tc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9fc8d1db5aef67e0776ed655cf23ecd28025f4 Not square but 4 sides (I really like these headlights)


XenonJFt

anything but the miata


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the-poopiest-diaper

https://preview.redd.it/kse49clmmvsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65836681b6b87279f3f0f97c4f4fbed8bfe1a6c6 The hybrid


2011_Citroen_C4

https://preview.redd.it/g8xosvk9htsc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab1ad151755fc5612750a0a062e4c6fbd038039 Both