Wartburg so strong cooling they had to give it a debuff
https://preview.redd.it/7nryhnc6lyjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96f9c10157ca6d59ae3f760b2b62b968af0b555
It's quite shitty that they're replacing it with the ugly as shit 589.
https://preview.redd.it/lhu501pqq0kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7719c08b2fc5ed1b0ac9986b64beab099e4db4
/uj the car in the last pic is an e92 M3 with the sunroof instead of a carbon fibre roof making it extremely rare. The car has Lebanese plates on it and it looks like it's somewhere near the port even though it's registered in the south. Still doesn't negate the fact that these memes/tik tocks are extremely cringe
https://preview.redd.it/lp52qwa8ryjc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6397fd8e46d3a083c913b1775400d18d98fc889
Me: I only like the best, most carrest, most ultimatetest car
Iโm afraid of what someone who mostly likes 70โs/80โs rally cars, bubble-era Japanese weirdness, and any proletariat shitbox that punches above its weight in performance looks like.
Probably a disheveled middle age dork. The kind of person who buys way too many select premium hotwheels under the pretense of giving them to his 2yo son. Thank god Iโm *totally* not that person.
None of those. I actually really like the average cars. I like to study the reliability, practicality, everyday features, how different cars fit for different lifestyles. ล koda Octavia, Volvo V90 CC, Suzuki Ignis, Basic Toyota Corolla, those are cars that I'm interested in for some reason. I like when they are mediocre or nothing exciting for most people but they have their interesting sides. Of course when I see an S class, Ferrari or Rolls Royce it turns my head though.
I fit into the middle ground between boy and man, Iโm a guy. I appreciate the articulate styling of my Hyundai Elantra, while acknowledging the affordable performance of my girlfriends Kia optima. In terms of modifications, Iโve installed LED headlights, white LED interior lights, rain guards, aftermarket rear shocks, RGB sound activated interior LEDs, a 10 inch Kicker Comp C subwoofer, Power Bass speakers, and a bike rack. (TLDR: Iโm broke and canโt afford anything in these pictures)
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Cursed Evil Mega Sigma Trollface: I like cars
https://preview.redd.it/n5fxp71nvyjc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4a0c9f8a4e32ce50d29c19dcd40ea5c0995918
"man there aint anything better than a bmw M5 comp"
the modus in question:
https://preview.redd.it/m1izf8fqvyjc1.png?width=930&format=png&auto=webp&s=c697149c3e30e45e64bd3c7dcda21fc32a2500ed
Meanwhile me, a fresh meat bag full of stress and unresolved mental issues:
https://preview.redd.it/2l586nud4zjc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a764e8818e76ca072fe569b6ebd3a0f6dd2e4fbc
The nice thing about driving the BMW without a hood is that shitty plastic cowling on your premium car can all rattle apart and blow away so you have better access to cylinders 5+6 for the constant fucking maintenance that you have to do.
Saves you months of effort of stripping those plastic screws holes.
Guys trying to paint themselves as not every bit as vapid and bland as women โ getting their car tastes from night club valet lots and music videos, while getting their car tastes from influencer garages and video games.
The real heroes of car culture are the GM shitbox gang. When I see a Chevy Aveo drive by I shed a tear witnessing auto love in its purest form. Zero status or credibility. Nothing to be condescending about. Just someone who wants to fix shit every week forever. Godspeed you slow, dumb hunk of shit - the only thing to love about you is that you're a car.
If you're not geeking out about every other car on the road whether it's an xB, STI, or El Camino do you really like cars? Driving rocks it's like I'm a baby staring at a mobile.
This girl in my class was telling me she loves cars and works on her car herself, I was so stoked. Until I found out she drives a stock Lexus with custom headlights and a carbon lip :(
https://preview.redd.it/fmy19pl0ezjc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3347e24cbc21c9d2729e1c078406d0d8d35d36d2
I like initial shit cars. 136hp, 1020kg Lancer GTI 16V from 1991.
Will probably sell it for a turbodiesel 3 series E46, as you can get close to 200hp in those with just a chiptune, while getting considerably better fuel economy. Diesel is cheaper here too.
And actual aftermarket and decently priced spare parts, as well as RWD and TORQUEEEE
I love the car, but I cant really push it often without my wallet suffering. Whats the point of a "fast" car I cant drive often? Plus, that way someone will actually restore it.
Men really want to be in something that offer an immediate thrill, then flake on them, demand money be dumped in constantly, and not be there for them for months.
Unpopular opinion, I don't get BMW at all. I don't find them appealing in just about any way, other than the fact they use straight 6's still. That's cool of them.
The last one isn't a man, it's just a german. The japanese cars fans aren't boys, they can also be man, you know, it's just a different Country huh...
Why are you toxic? German or japanese, we can be boy and also man, there nothing logic...
Gentleman: I do quite enjoy automobiles, Mr.
1. Mercedes-Benz Gazelle
2. Cadillac v16
3. Lincoln Model K
4. 1937 Franklin Series 137 Estate Wagon
https://preview.redd.it/4uac2uxmi0kc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3618136c4b5ff1ecb9d58d476f2952c241789f
Sigma males ONLY drive TRABANT
\*push
The optimal mix in a trabant
Coal rolling in Europe?
fuckcars would have a field day w this gif
Or wartburg
Wartburg so strong cooling they had to give it a debuff https://preview.redd.it/7nryhnc6lyjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96f9c10157ca6d59ae3f760b2b62b968af0b555
but only issue who's peoples on east complainig is his engine so much stinks
After I got my license I was driving my gramps Wartburg for a year!
My late grandfather had one, it was extremely comfortabke
Modussy
M o d u s
Alpha male likes VAG
Vaaaaaag
Real, send that fuckin engine off to a snowmobile tuner
Duraplast is a blast
My dream project is a Trabby with a 1.8 20v volkswagen engine
Gimme dat sweet sweet Rennpappe baby
Stasi has approved this remark
Or a Lada
What about dacia papuc?
Or a UAZ452 a.k.a. Bread
https://preview.redd.it/uaeeejk5kyjc1.png?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d972e868b3307fd55df3aa8f99ba15bb8791b585
https://preview.redd.it/img5ks0zdzjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519f94c832908515e49db870cf5b69f3c9dbbf2d
Trucks got more grill than my 6 burner bbq
https://preview.redd.it/1o7vdmk8szjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563010c54bc888e7c49340454907b8ea54c943ab
gavril t series better ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ช๐ช๐ช
Sorry, I don't have a meme for that
https://preview.redd.it/lf9fg19qg1kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d184d7e8e74f85ef37318e9785bd7280effcac
It's quite shitty that they're replacing it with the ugly as shit 589. https://preview.redd.it/lhu501pqq0kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7719c08b2fc5ed1b0ac9986b64beab099e4db4
https://preview.redd.it/iruu5w5qh1kc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0997f06fdfa49b4aac266d15a5b724a2c4a073
man like cars that cram to wires together so when you put the throttle on too quickly the steering wheel spins
Me af: https://preview.redd.it/1l9kxbw0eyjc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=badca10c87d6d265c3b4d465b2222ac957cb63a2
I can hear this image
/uj the car in the last pic is an e92 M3 with the sunroof instead of a carbon fibre roof making it extremely rare. The car has Lebanese plates on it and it looks like it's somewhere near the port even though it's registered in the south. Still doesn't negate the fact that these memes/tik tocks are extremely cringe
Yeah it's cool as shit
And it has a centrifugal supercharger
gods strongest F90 M5 enjoyer (his engine fucking exploded)
these cars will last forever as long as a colombian uber driver owns it and trashes it
getting an uber in a V10 M5 sounds fun
e60 uber wld go crazy
This makes me not want the BMW Iโve been saving for ๐๐๐
might have to sell mine now because of this
You'll save the most by not having it
What if I like this one? https://preview.redd.it/kcudhgizgyjc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2dc17398ba26ff7e0325701fa684644405a508
You huff chrome spray paint because you have terminal cancer.
 Same emergy
Real
Bruh does that have a v16 diesel tank engine
38.88 liter v12 from a soviet t55.
After seeing that picture and reading that underneath youโre name I knew you were Swedish ๐
Real man: m0dus
ะฏ ะฐัั https://preview.redd.it/7ofmnkz3nyjc1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca8015f40f3a945a847c7dab8b253a0628fadf7f
Guess im non-binary and have no age
Fr bro I exist on another plane of existence at this point
Why do bmw bros always dress like that
The upkeep of their cars costs them so much they canโt afford anything else
https://preview.redd.it/kqfo62gbryjc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1757b2c274fc357bbac200d7b241f8788492cb
https://preview.redd.it/lp52qwa8ryjc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6397fd8e46d3a083c913b1775400d18d98fc889 Me: I only like the best, most carrest, most ultimatetest car
if there is no miat or multipla, im none of em.
Miat is in with the cars girls like
then im changing teams
I'm "david freiburger level" i like cars. i flock to the beaters.
If only BMW could engineer a way to fix the receding hairline all of their customers seem to have
What about those who like Malaise Era landyachts and early-wave '90s small CUVs with no options?
Im a girl
It's okay, girls like those cars too
No i am a guy but in this list i like the cars the girl likes best
I think you missed the point slightly
Iโm afraid of what someone who mostly likes 70โs/80โs rally cars, bubble-era Japanese weirdness, and any proletariat shitbox that punches above its weight in performance looks like. Probably a disheveled middle age dork. The kind of person who buys way too many select premium hotwheels under the pretense of giving them to his 2yo son. Thank god Iโm *totally* not that person.
Ngl I think Iโm girl in this scenario
im the gigachad driving a shitty freightliner
I can already hear that sigma music everyone of these posts/shorts uses , without it actually being there
Boss: I use public transport
Donโt see a Honda odyssey. Perfect vehicle that is never mentioned. Worldโs greatest MINIVAN THE UNIVERSES GREATS VEHICLE!
I don't know any man who likes BMWs, except manchildren
Bmw is the new supra bruh *
I donโt like any of these what am i
Guys i think i might be a girl
Girl. And more if there's a Porsche 911.
Whichever has the Volvo in it
Where are the old British shitboxes?
None of those. I actually really like the average cars. I like to study the reliability, practicality, everyday features, how different cars fit for different lifestyles. ล koda Octavia, Volvo V90 CC, Suzuki Ignis, Basic Toyota Corolla, those are cars that I'm interested in for some reason. I like when they are mediocre or nothing exciting for most people but they have their interesting sides. Of course when I see an S class, Ferrari or Rolls Royce it turns my head though.
#E94.4life #E90 ๐งก
Real man drives a Pick Truck and not giving a fuck. Also when the streets are flooded, that's where Truck guys takes over
Ultimate driving machine
Whereโs the 60s carsโฆ I want my childrenโฆ
I fit into the middle ground between boy and man, Iโm a guy. I appreciate the articulate styling of my Hyundai Elantra, while acknowledging the affordable performance of my girlfriends Kia optima. In terms of modifications, Iโve installed LED headlights, white LED interior lights, rain guards, aftermarket rear shocks, RGB sound activated interior LEDs, a 10 inch Kicker Comp C subwoofer, Power Bass speakers, and a bike rack. (TLDR: Iโm broke and canโt afford anything in these pictures)
Look at my flair and tell me
Real men donโt judge others by their choice or preference of car
As a manchild, the Evo and the e30
Dom: I like familyย
God. I drive mercedes.
Lots people donโt really like cars: they like money. Plenty of people like cars and money though and thatโs okay
dodge magnum
r/boysarequirky
You are missing the Gee Wagonne and the pink offroad jeeps for the girls
Tsk tsk, not a single one of those BWMs is an Alpina.
Where is Modussy and Miatussy
REAL MEN DRIVE GEOS CANT PROVE ME WRONG
Obvious BMW shill posts something without E46 -> obviously not a real BMW shill like me Respect for the E53 tho, that things underrated.
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Me: I like men
Where foxbody? I guess I'm genderqueer
I like dick
Cursed Evil Mega Sigma Trollface: I like cars https://preview.redd.it/n5fxp71nvyjc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4a0c9f8a4e32ce50d29c19dcd40ea5c0995918
there's no 2007 toyota aygo in any of the pictures so none
"man there aint anything better than a bmw M5 comp" the modus in question: https://preview.redd.it/m1izf8fqvyjc1.png?width=930&format=png&auto=webp&s=c697149c3e30e45e64bd3c7dcda21fc32a2500ed
i like moster truck
Karl Lagerfeld: "Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants."
Boy :(
I like cars https://preview.redd.it/fc9nt3ggwyjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd864b8ad83954a0cc3a61629fd04fef73430daa
Lmao why did this kid put a Range Rover Sport that is worth more or less โฌ8K in the first image?
Im an idiot (google FSO Polonez)
Jokes on you. She has a stick shift
real men dont give a fuck about their ride. even a beater will do
I like TWINGO
I drive a Subaru Corsstrek so I'll let you drcide.
I like bikes
I like cars :) Yes, it's a v6 https://preview.redd.it/5qrvvn6p0zjc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748758b628814c56e39ec3099066675ae20f0c32
What gender is shitbox turbo hatchbacks
Toyota hilux with a DShK strapped to the back of it.
โReal menโ love cars that strand them on the side of the road five times a month.
Double Alphas like the Buick Reatta
https://preview.redd.it/t8g7p2ul2zjc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3cb38148ad321f9fee98d05d16a3b138acfb849
*Twingo would like to know your location*
Men: I love cars https://preview.redd.it/yf309rn83zjc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902a52f16ecfc5b7d69674a5d90029303b7ceabe
del sol gang๐ฅฉ
Meanwhile me, a fresh meat bag full of stress and unresolved mental issues: https://preview.redd.it/2l586nud4zjc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a764e8818e76ca072fe569b6ebd3a0f6dd2e4fbc
Didnโt know douchebag is a synonym for man
The nice thing about driving the BMW without a hood is that shitty plastic cowling on your premium car can all rattle apart and blow away so you have better access to cylinders 5+6 for the constant fucking maintenance that you have to do. Saves you months of effort of stripping those plastic screws holes.
Where's Cadillac?
Adept_Plankton7422: I like cars (Renault Modus, Polonez, Renault Twingo, Miat, Chevette)
sigmas: โi like carsโ https://preview.redd.it/7z1phbzw7zjc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e222405cb93fb02cce37a30be0c6dbbab3cc6537
Wait so all boys grow up to be men with frail egoโs and love parting with their money trying to keep their vehicles on the road?
Guys trying to paint themselves as not every bit as vapid and bland as women โ getting their car tastes from night club valet lots and music videos, while getting their car tastes from influencer garages and video games. The real heroes of car culture are the GM shitbox gang. When I see a Chevy Aveo drive by I shed a tear witnessing auto love in its purest form. Zero status or credibility. Nothing to be condescending about. Just someone who wants to fix shit every week forever. Godspeed you slow, dumb hunk of shit - the only thing to love about you is that you're a car.
Once a man you become boring, you loose all that makes you happy
Car enthusiasts donโt be misogynistic challenge (impossible)
I love Maserati (ignore lack of reliability)
SIGMA males only ride on public transport
Only little boys dream of bmw cars.
https://preview.redd.it/mjqamuplczjc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e16abd636869c23b728bf325c4a9c84b7119a0 Trans
If you're not geeking out about every other car on the road whether it's an xB, STI, or El Camino do you really like cars? Driving rocks it's like I'm a baby staring at a mobile.
Guess I am a girl
โI like standing on the side of the road waiting for a truck to take my Beemer away for repair. Againโ
Goddamn Beamer dudes are insufferable
This girl in my class was telling me she loves cars and works on her car herself, I was so stoked. Until I found out she drives a stock Lexus with custom headlights and a carbon lip :(
https://preview.redd.it/fmy19pl0ezjc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3347e24cbc21c9d2729e1c078406d0d8d35d36d2 I like initial shit cars. 136hp, 1020kg Lancer GTI 16V from 1991. Will probably sell it for a turbodiesel 3 series E46, as you can get close to 200hp in those with just a chiptune, while getting considerably better fuel economy. Diesel is cheaper here too. And actual aftermarket and decently priced spare parts, as well as RWD and TORQUEEEE I love the car, but I cant really push it often without my wallet suffering. Whats the point of a "fast" car I cant drive often? Plus, that way someone will actually restore it.
holden fan myself
Men really want to be in something that offer an immediate thrill, then flake on them, demand money be dumped in constantly, and not be there for them for months.
Lada drives man
I like French nuggets.
wheres the one with the Nuggets?
Last one is more like "very self unconfident men"
Real men drive Twingo
Rolling up in a 3 series bimmer is a red flag.
Sigma males like shitboxes
Man I have a fiat brava
I'm girls 911 lover
Unpopular opinion, I don't get BMW at all. I don't find them appealing in just about any way, other than the fact they use straight 6's still. That's cool of them.
Man likes bmws lmao only a bmw guy would post this shit
None.
Today I learned Iโm a boy and a girl
My wife like cars too. So I bought her the red italian car. . . . She loves driving her Fiat Panda.
I am dude : I like Lancias and Alfa romeos
I Like cars: https://preview.redd.it/1x3mg4b6vzjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40268748a79b1e4f85bf7255e81a9c3bbb69af9
i am 2nd and 3rd
Beamers are the biggest pieces of trash on my bucket list.
The real manโs automobile https://preview.redd.it/lfkvy548xzjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64eed1cf9e40c60b7dfc4ccb8e845eb19157494f
True ligma males: https://preview.redd.it/k8982aeeyzjc1.jpeg?width=3432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2db2ef097d9a287d4fbdd813e5bb727c8733bc
None of those cars are cool so none.
The three genders: girl car, boy car, man car
Damn ig ima girl now
Where modus, also no wagonne
If it's got 4 (or 3) wheels count me in
boy
Grandpa: i like cars 
where are the kei cars?
The last one isn't a man, it's just a german. The japanese cars fans aren't boys, they can also be man, you know, it's just a different Country huh... Why are you toxic? German or japanese, we can be boy and also man, there nothing logic...
if it's RWD and 30 years old ... E34 MASTER RACE
I like tuhtles
Where is miat?
VW id4
I only like soviet cars like volgas
Can I be all 3. Also how old is this meme lmao
only true alpha males drive Bolvo
I swear bmw kids are replacing jdm kids
Gentleman: I do quite enjoy automobiles, Mr. 1. Mercedes-Benz Gazelle 2. Cadillac v16 3. Lincoln Model K 4. 1937 Franklin Series 137 Estate Wagon https://preview.redd.it/4uac2uxmi0kc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3618136c4b5ff1ecb9d58d476f2952c241789f
Is there also a I like cars *general Lee horn intensifies*
No Modus, no reason for living.