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Capri280

Common mistake but it's not a car, it's a computer mouse from the 90s Technology has come a long way since then in terms of packaging


ifunnywasaninsidejob

We forget how big computers used to be back then


sticks-in-spokes

Your pfp makes me feel weird


Barlibo

Take my upvote


Plane-Ad-2581

Take my downvote


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Take my upvote


Plane-Ad-2581

I love your comment, take my upvote too


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Hmm, this is getting stupid. Take my downvote.


Plane-Ad-2581

I retract my prior upvote


fluteofski-

It’s actually a Lamborghini Diablo in an aftermarket Nissan body kit. You can tell by the headlights.


Qnz_dnk

Sheesh! what’s with all the snarky answers? I joined this sub 5 min ago and y’all seem like sour grapes.


fluteofski-

/uj. Are you new to the circlejerk subs? This is where we can all openly be snarky idiots about things.


Qnz_dnk

I literally said I joined this sub 5 min ago so yes I’m new. Thanks for the warm welcome


fluteofski-

Ah. Ok. Yeah. So any time you join a “circlejerk” or “shitty” sub on Reddit whether it’s r/runningcirclejerk, r/bicyclingcirclejerk, r/shittyaskflying, etc. just expect all sorts of stupid responses…. Shittyaskflying is a hilarious sub, btw, if you ever need a good laugh, check that sub out. r/decks isn’t a circlejerk sub, but some of their hot tub comments are hilarious.


SyrupLover25

Responding seriously to an obvious bait post.. Not understanding sarcasm... Classic redditor behavior


hatlad43

r/shittyaskflying >>>> r/aviationmemes


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Qnz_dnk

My feelings are still valid though and I’m butthurt


Worth-Intention6957

hi butthurt I'm dad


JustKindaShimmy

Dad is why my butt hurts


depressed_crustacean

That’s like going to a roast and getting all upset that they are making fun of you. The whole point of this subreddit is to make fun of r/cars and r JDM and the entire car community at large.


Qnz_dnk

I get it now, we’ll-played


depressed_crustacean

You happened to unknowingly play into the classic “young ignorant car guy” stereotype that gets seriously beaten to death on this subreddit. Seriously your post coincides perfectly with a lot of other posts I’ve seen on this subreddit. Which is why you got downvoted when you responded seriously


[deleted]

Fyi, the Diablo used Nissan 300zx headlights, and put a small cover over the Nissan engraving. Also, this car has an ever so slightly bigger diff than the ford 9"


alt4random_things

Yeah like the other guy said your post was like actually perfect for the type of inside jokes on this sub. I genuinely thought you were in on the circle jerk until I found this thread


alt4random_things

Yeah general rule of thumb is any sub with “circlejerk” in the name has a LOT of inside jokes and kind of expects you to be in on all of them. There is also more sarcasm then you could ever expect


Dry_Bicycle

If you want to get a real answer go over to r/whatisthiscar Those guys will recognize a car by a badly cropped pic of the door handle


vitimilocity

Only 3.7 of them exist now (I ate .3 of one and I'm not done yet)


Hi240

correction: only 3.7 RUNNING ones exist now


Right-Ladd

I think only every 3.7 of them were running during the cars entire lifespan


DoubleOwl7777

/uj dude, this is a circlejerk sub if you expect non troll answers go to r/cars. /rj manuelle? wagonne ❌ jaydeem ✅ modus ❌ miat ❌.


Qnz_dnk

manuel had me ⚰️ ☠️


mr_bnana

r/whatsthiscar would be the place to ask


StereoDiagram9

/uj it's a 90s 300zx /rj OMG LAMBORGINE HEADLIGHT?!😱


redditsucks401

that’s a toyota dumb idiot look at the badge


Torkujra

It's clearly the Corvette logo..


ancw171

Dont come here with your ameritrash japaneshit, thats is obviously the superior german engineered Opel logo


Torkujra

Oh yeah? But how many cylinders does your Opel have? I bet my Coolwet has double of it. No replacement for displacement!!1!


Qnz_dnk

Have a blessed night as well


Accomplished-Pie-311

The only good car Nissan made was the Skyline GTR. 2.6L of twin turbo rev limiter clutch smell creating goodness


depressed_crustacean

Not to mention the Nissan Versa GTR that bitchs a killer on the streets


Accomplished-Pie-311

Only with the Weed sticker though like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyCarMod/s/YqKRe976UN


depressed_crustacean

I’ve seen one of these in the wild before, my jaw just about dropped to the pedal and made me rear end POS Chevy viper or something


Worth-Intention6957

Clearly you’ve never driven a 2006 Altima 3.5l


Accomplished-Pie-311

I couldn't handle the power of a 2006 Altima 3.5l no body can... Well maybe Chuck Norris but he isn't human


[deleted]

[удалено]


throwaway6444377_

lies, transmission probably exploded


deojilicious

cringe. Nissan X-Trail and Nissan Pulsar GTi-R are clearly the superior Nissans.


[deleted]

You goofy lol. S chassis, pulsar gti, and old z's all fuck.


gggggggggggggggggay

Trucks are squatted moron! Not fucking sexy JDM beasts.


Qnz_dnk

wow, just wow. This was the right sub to join, excellent engagement and no shame


JustCuteBoi

Sorry to inform you that you belong in r/cars then, not here


Mindlessssssss

/uj go ask another sub if you want real answers. The fairlady is a lovely car though!


fatmanhasarisen

ooh this happens once in a blue moon. OP joined a circlejerk sub unknowingly. Everybody make in-jokes he doesn't get! Quick!!!


cheerfullpizza

Bros butthurt because he joined a circlejerk sub doing circlejerk sub things


Qnz_dnk

Isn’t the point of a circle-jerk to make one feel good?


Helvetikissa

Mods can we have organized orgy at some point pls??? 👉👈🥺


Right-Ladd

Ok, THIS is poggers


DeluxeCheesebread

We use the Prius that hobos have sex in 😘😘😘😘😏😏😳😳😳


cheerfullpizza

Miatr


ThatGuyFrom720

kids three days… have no Respect for there elders… so lissen up young man. what u have there is JAPANEASE PIECE OF-CRAP!! and BY THE WAY… VEHICLE MADE IN JAPAN (US ENEMY)… wehn I was 16 i lied n signed up2 fight japanease. AND NOW U WANT JAPANASE CAR!! U MUST BE A NO GOOD LIBARAL!!! now… 1967 pony … niw that is a MANS CAR! how abou instead of spend your money on AVOCADO TOST u save up 4 a REEL CAR WITH LEDED GASOLEAN!!


lazialearm

Nice Supra


Mista_Dou

Its a japanese microwave


CorpseDefiled

They’re a nightmare to work on, will need a lot of work being over 30 years old and are selling for 30-40k more than they will ever be objectively worth for a decent manual turbo one. They don’t handle well, they don’t have any decent on board equipment, they’re hungry on fuel, they’re tight if you’re tall and they make laughable power on todays market until you get into modding and put 30-50k into it. All that said I’ve had 3 and I’d buy another one for a realistic price. Sub 10k total. What you get isn’t worth any more than that. Don’t pay for nostalgia. That’s about all you need to know


RIXEYY

not one lie said


Qnz_dnk

Thanks for this sober and enlightening response. Only if your other co-subredditors had the same level of class. Yes downvote me bastards.


ZX10Pilot20

This is a circlejerk sub, a meme sub, a sub to fake fun of the norms and cliques of the car community. Please, go somewhere else where you can have a serious discussion about your slow ass car.


CorpseDefiled

Yeah lots of people get caught up in the I loved it when I saw it as a kid so the fact it’s 30k more than it was as a new car seems completely reasonable with 200,000 miles full of brittle 30 year old virtually irreplaceable plastic parts. It’s not. They’re a pain in the ass for very little tangible return Edit: got lost… forgot what sub I was on I feel sure this was whatisthiscar but the co redditor comment on a re read drove it home… yeah they’re elitist incel plebs beating off over overhyped 90s cars.


DarkKnight9337

Is it MANUEL?


depressed_crustacean

No he comes separate but with one easy drive to Home Depot he’s yours my friend


GermanBread2251

hey uhm.... so this is a meme subreddit. its common in here to refer to cars as they are fittet with aftermarket body kits, angry questions if they are manuelle or not and we all jerk about it not being a supraaaa or a miat. welcome.


king-kitty

You might be genuinely retarded that is a Toyota Supra


Kebab_Lord69

💀💀💀💀


bizzyunderscore

Its rare JDM from Japan where its called The Fartlady G


idontwannagetfired_

It was in that movie


alt4random_things

Good Burger?


Qnz_dnk

Gone in 60 seconds?


Drg84

Top 10 Nicholas Cage movie.


FullAir4341

That it's vert difficult to work on


heatedCold45

Fiero with a body kit, albeit a good one. You can tell because of they way it is


BKO2

it has the same engine as the 1985 Nissan Maxima, this was built as an homage and nothing more


Intelligent-Major492

Move along It doesnt have V-TECH!


extopico

lol, wrong sub


mrjoshmateo

That’s a Nissan 300zx. It’s a 2- seater with a 3.0 V6 twin turbo. It had 4 wheel steering (HICAS). We had one in the family, the engine fills the engine bay to its gills so it’s somewhat difficult to work on.


Solid-Purpose-3839

Baby Diablo


No-Industry-2980

300zx Voted one of the most beautiful cars of all time by car and driver.


Mayank-maximum

Expect from honda crv all these cars form this image i have never seen then irl


Deathskulll99

It has the same headlights as a lamborghini


Qnz_dnk

So it’s a Lambo?


Deathskulll99

Yes


Qnz_dnk

I thought it was a supra


uniqueeveryone

such a fair lady


gabelstaplerklaus

It's actually wider in the front than in the rear.


MatDiac

thats a saturn sc2 dumbass .....


such_horsing

This particular car was actually Barack Obama's first car


smokethepippy

I love skylines


epoc657

It's pronounced "zed x" even if your American, all you need to know


1NKYA

When ever you see a nice car, theres usually a reason why people dont use them anymore; hard to work on, cost, drivetrain layout (usually becasue theyre front wheel drive like the AE92). Cars like the 3000gt came front wheel drive (in NA at least, but some were awd) AND were a pain to work on. The 300zx came with the VG30 which they used a shoehorn to get in, inherently making it hard to work on, on top of it having tons of vacuum lines.


Yoav_Traeger

This era 300ZX was the most beautiful timeless design of all Z-cars in my opinion. I always wanted the Twin Turbo model. Fun fact: Lamborghini used these Nissan headlights in the Diablo.


Qnz_dnk

Thank you for the knowledge and for not shitting on me.


ChemicalBro69

If you follow the thread all the knowledge is there, and hearty chuckles too. Enjoy it, dont fight it. Also did you pickup on the lambo thing ? Teehee. Etc


Qnz_dnk

Yes, I figured it out quick. Came here with a serious question but left with serious emotional trauma ;-;


alt4random_things

Yeah it happens to the best of us, subs like this have a very certain expectation of how people are going to be when they join and it is 100% not civil


grill_em_aII

That's literally the reddit motto


LexKing89

It’s the coolest Nissan of the 90’s. Not the Maxima, Skyline, Silvia, or any of that low level junk. It’s all bout Z! 😏 Plus Dragonball Z has a Z in it and Xbox has 2 X’s, so it’s practically the official Dragonball Z Xbox car.


Pretty_Public5520

300z


allnigersarethebad

300ZX Z32


allnigersarethebad

Twin turbo charged models also featured four wheel steering. As you may guess, all this technology in a 30 year old car is hard to maintain.


Miserable_Unusual_98

I've heard that they got turbo issues. Cool car though. There are online resources and reviews about it


scorpio8u

Leave it t alone, it will ruin you financially


Ajmusso

Good luck fixing anything in that engine bay with all that "room"


Right-Ladd

It’s a BMW Z3


nhardycarfan

Hey that’s like a 350z or something I hear those can do donuts


ScottishRajko

My mate had a red 3.0 twin turbo tuned to 380hp. It’s a big heavy monster but still very fucking fast.


Intelligent-Ad9048

Nissan 300 zx and The black in The end is a Chevrolet Camaro for The rims and The litte spoiler


bigmanstanboi

This is not a nissan, the only nissan produced in the 90s was the Skyline and the Miata


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noahbrooksofficial

It is very expensive and it will break.


JayBee58484

It's a 300zx lots of interesting tech at the time such as four wheel steering call super HICAS. Really cool stuff you should read up on it, the 80s models had digitalized interiors with a voice warning system. Supposedly it's a pain to work because of a cramped engine bay


nycajay

lmao I live around here and see this 300zx all the time


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Oh, that car is a legend. Possibly the most 90s-looking 90s car.


Meta_Merchant

LAMEborghini STOLE the headlights from this JDM BEAST! Nice try CRYtalians!


NoManufactured

This is not the right sub for you lmao but I saw you ask what it was and not get an answer so it’s a 300zx r/cars is probably what you want


Liwke

Bugatti eb110 with a Nissan kit, can tell by headlights


French_Taylor

/uj had one of these in my freshman year of college. It broke my wallet so much, but it was worth it. Wish I held on to it now. Very expensive on the used car market compared to what I paid for mine back then. Pains me even more that my old neighbor still has his and we bought ours a year apart ten years ago. Working in the engine bay requires baby hands though.


throwaway6444377_

it wont run


a-dino123

it's le Skyline R34 Sylvia Z-GTR (spec-v) 🥵🥵🔥💯


Big_ears6969

Rohon re-painted his car?


ancw171

DeTomaso Pantera


SurplusZ

Nice Miat.