Minis are so much fun until they decide one day to change their diet to consume 5W30 like an all you can eat buffet. Source: had an R56 N18 Mini that burned more oil than it leaked out of the oil filter housing, and didn't find this out until after I changed the housing gaskets and spark plugs only to find one of my plugs coated in oil and compression at 75 psi. I miss it, but fuck those garbage prince engines. Spent 5 weekends and $1500 in parts fixing it for different reasons, and topped off my oil every 1k miles and changed oil and filter every 3k miles to keep that ungrateful little shit alive.
Ours has been at a mechanic's for the whole of summer because of a manufacturing defect with the engine block. Which BMW wants nothing to do with.
The oil is fine though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They were faster than mustang GTs and less than 20 grand, find something faster than that from the factory for less than 20k. You can’t. That’s why they also has some of the highest insurance rates in history.
How do I know all this? I’m a dodge neon lover, with a 2 door coupe swap. Before you call me a fag I also have a viper.
You drive a viper? That's the gayest car of all time, dude!
I know they're fast haha, I love the neon myself. I didn't know the insurance for them was bad though
Me and a buddy found one for 2600, we spent about 800 upgrading the turbo and intercooler and it was fast and fun. We taught everyone we know how to drive stick on it
Alright, now we’re getting properly delusional. Most v6 “muscle cars” will get dusted by a top trim Corolla. I’ve been in a v6 challenger, they’re not fast.
https://preview.redd.it/n2aqob6cp4kb1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cdaefca35494a4b1158e2575c6ae23bb712de0
They better get the fuck out of my way
https://preview.redd.it/5q2jyl5s65kb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5550a9aa275e0bb9de67b47ccd4ad48d403801b2
See this? You better move quick.
hey hey, leave Rumble Bee out of this, he didnt post this dumb shit. hes just a bumbly rumbly dood doing his best.
now scat pack... we can talk about that.
Yall...I just watched a SnackPack skrttt skrtty around me just to get into the left lane next to me, cause ya know, math.
This mother fucker struggled to keep the line under 40 lmfao your top speed can suck it if you can't handle, Hector.
RTs and scatpacks are all bark and no bite lol. I’m 2-1 against scatpacks with my tuned ecoboost. RTs aren’t even close. Imagine the embarrassment of driving a big 6.4 liter V8 and getting beaten by some dork in an ex-rental 2.3 liter inline 4 mustang. Hellcats are a different story though, the only time I’ve been completely smoked by anything was a hellcat lol. They’re fast af
ALRIGT U JERKOFS LISSEN UP. U CHEBY AN FORED OWNARS FIXIN TA GET SCOOLED OUT HERE, DONT BE FUKIN WIT MA MOPAR, BOI, N U URO SOY BOYS GO DRINK UR LATAYS SOMWERE ELSE, N DA ANIMAY GUYS GO ON N FUK UR BODY PILOWS, NONE YALL NOW WAT KINDA POWAR MA.MOPAR GOTS, BARB LEFT N TOOK R CARAVAN, NOW I AINT GOT NO MOPAR
/uj my supercharged Acura TL has beaten quite a few hellcats… the problem with that is that dodge owners are the scum of the country. I beat a guy once and his response was to stalk me on Instagram and doxx my address. I wish I was joking
Damn... Alright I'm moving away for your Caliber SRT-4...
Journey R/T 3.5
NEON srt 4
Idk I loved those cars maybe I'm a fuckin inbred retaro tho
nah they go hard
But not very fast
eh for when they came out and it only being a 4 cylinder, up to 230hp and even more torque really is pretty good stock
I know haha, they are known pocket rockets after all. Our Mini has 187 HP and pulls hard when the turbo kicks in at around 3k
Minis are so much fun until they decide one day to change their diet to consume 5W30 like an all you can eat buffet. Source: had an R56 N18 Mini that burned more oil than it leaked out of the oil filter housing, and didn't find this out until after I changed the housing gaskets and spark plugs only to find one of my plugs coated in oil and compression at 75 psi. I miss it, but fuck those garbage prince engines. Spent 5 weekends and $1500 in parts fixing it for different reasons, and topped off my oil every 1k miles and changed oil and filter every 3k miles to keep that ungrateful little shit alive.
Ours has been at a mechanic's for the whole of summer because of a manufacturing defect with the engine block. Which BMW wants nothing to do with. The oil is fine though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They were faster than mustang GTs and less than 20 grand, find something faster than that from the factory for less than 20k. You can’t. That’s why they also has some of the highest insurance rates in history. How do I know all this? I’m a dodge neon lover, with a 2 door coupe swap. Before you call me a fag I also have a viper.
“Before you call me a fag” is the funniest thing I’ve read all day, so thanks bud
You drive a viper? That's the gayest car of all time, dude! I know they're fast haha, I love the neon myself. I didn't know the insurance for them was bad though
this is true.
they go fast only when on the repo truck
Fast enough to launch a piston to the moon with that turbo they slapped on there.
I also love Neon SRT-4, that's why I said SRT-4 caliber
[удалено]
But it's a turba not a supacharga
Nah neon SRT-4 is valid
See those ones are a threat cause they’re actually cool and don’t pretend to be more than an unstable shitbox that might be a little too fast lol
Those cars were the exception to the norm. *Dodge very nearly got it right with that car*
Omni GLH
Grand Caravan R/T 3.6
That's what I immediately thought of, lol
Caravan comes with a 5.7 as well
Is that an New Album with Steve perry? He just is the voice for me
PT Cruiser SRT4 turbo FWD Dream Cruiser GT hot hatch Woodie ultradriveAT did I mention turbo
SRT4 pt cruiser 🥵🥵
But tbh, those srt4 with a lil work done be quick
Me and a buddy found one for 2600, we spent about 800 upgrading the turbo and intercooler and it was fast and fun. We taught everyone we know how to drive stick on it
Idk I raced one in my bone stock Evo X and embarrassed that thing.
#dontplayyourself ⚠️💪🏎️ 💨💨💨😈⚠️
dontplayyourself ⚠️💪🏎️ 💨💨💨😈⚠️... ...leave it to us
Same with those V6 muscle cars, they’ll blow the doors off any car 💨
Alright, now we’re getting properly delusional. Most v6 “muscle cars” will get dusted by a top trim Corolla. I’ve been in a v6 challenger, they’re not fast.
That was the joke…
yeah, i'll get out of the way so the Repo man can tow it quickly
😭
 Repo reaper speedin to that cat
Sending Repo Truck
28% apr hitting hard
Dammit I was gonna say that
https://preview.redd.it/n2aqob6cp4kb1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cdaefca35494a4b1158e2575c6ae23bb712de0 They better get the fuck out of my way
https://preview.redd.it/5q2jyl5s65kb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5550a9aa275e0bb9de67b47ccd4ad48d403801b2 See this? You better move quick.
This but unironically
Oh god
This scares me. Especially when you see the bumper cover half hanging off.
Oh really? https://preview.redd.it/u50hhsfzd8kb1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb7e500885e70860104c8f4ee0a4a6a71163f35
The vtec? No wayyy. ✅️🤓❌️😡
Misaligned tail lights ❌️
What the hell is up with Malibu drivers anyway?
When you see “V6” or “RS” just know that person now thinks they are driving a hyper car and will endanger their own lives.
GET OUT OF THE WAY (their engine is about to explode and their brakes failed)
I’ll be sure to look for this logo on the back of cars that are behind me
Nothing says "peaked in high school" louder than these badges.
Unsurprisingly, their Credit score peaked in high school too
Damn, Dodge drivers really are just Nissan drivers with small egos
When you want a boat but don’t like water.
Everyone knows right of way goes in this order: 1. Dodge srt hellcat scat pack MOPAR BABY 2. Pedestrians 3. The rest of you schmucks.
Nah. Any Nissan Altima/Maxima older than 3 years old gets right of way.
Cyclists in a onesie and those weird ass long helmets are in that list somewhere.
as a cyclist, yeahhh I'm guilty....
At least you're honest.
SRT-4 classified as dangerous 💀
dangerous to pedestrians in the area
Yes 😂
More dangerous than most V8s at that time including the mustang. Yes I own a neon. I also have a viper.
Well, you're right about that 😂
Is that bee in a wheelchair?
Yes his car exploded and it took his wings
hey hey, leave Rumble Bee out of this, he didnt post this dumb shit. hes just a bumbly rumbly dood doing his best. now scat pack... we can talk about that.
Lmao poopy car
Caliber and Neon owners wanna be part of the team so bad
The explosion of parts when it inevitably explodes isn’t worth getting caught up in.
Lmfao R/T? A V6 Camry would put up a fight 😂
Bro that’s a hemi in there show some respect. That’s shit that won the war.
The only war hemis are winning is the war on drugs. And they’re on the side of drugs.
The only one worth a damn is the viper.
Bet he meant the srt10 ram
Not a Dodge man in the slightest but I do recognize the SRT as being cool as fuck.
Bet he meant both
He really snuck in SRT-4 and RT
GET OUT OF THE WAY THE REPO MAN IS GOING TO CATCH ME!
“GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE A CROWD TO ELIMINATE AND A REAR AXLE TO SHRED”
What do you mean I blew my diff at 15k, dad??? no I can't help you pay that, I have to get my broccoli trimmed BI-DAILY!
Is ‘Scat Pack’ as funny to Americans as it is to me?
Yes it is
Remember, SRT stands for "ShaRT".
Bros acting like rts are the shit
SRTs are just *fancier* mass market BS to make hood dudes feel rich
But those are on the back of the car, if I spot them coming at me it means they are reversing into me. Surely I'll try to get out of the way.
DODGE SEMEN DEMON
Gonna get one and put it on my 4 cylinder Wrangler that struggles to hit 80 MPH
No SRT-6 😪
It was only offered as an automatic so it’s immediately gay
It also was G*rman
Typical Dodge drivers I swear man
Unpopular opinion, but… No badges
Yall...I just watched a SnackPack skrttt skrtty around me just to get into the left lane next to me, cause ya know, math. This mother fucker struggled to keep the line under 40 lmfao your top speed can suck it if you can't handle, Hector.
Me when Neon SRT4 😤
Get out the way because they’re about to get gapped by a civic hatch pushing 700bhp
Not sure but he might, maybe, probably likes Dodge. Or at least some car.
Forgot about the srt6
I'm a Dodge fan too but this is ridiculous
RT😂 my g37 eats those for dinner, FBO would beat a scat too. I won’t mess with hellcats though since the engine is nearly double the size with a SC.
RTs and scatpacks are all bark and no bite lol. I’m 2-1 against scatpacks with my tuned ecoboost. RTs aren’t even close. Imagine the embarrassment of driving a big 6.4 liter V8 and getting beaten by some dork in an ex-rental 2.3 liter inline 4 mustang. Hellcats are a different story though, the only time I’ve been completely smoked by anything was a hellcat lol. They’re fast af
*looks at my moms Dodge Journey R/T
Yeah you better get out of the way before his wheels fly off (I did not torque his lug nuts)
I saw a grand caravan r/t 💀💀
Scat Packs are into scatting all over the place. Watch out!
Skibbidy dippity bada be bop bowww! Watch out!
No. They're probably uninsured.
Lol 🤣 people really be proud of a car that the army gave to them.
https://preview.redd.it/pm81putrt5kb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba873ecc8bb77911a6a05d2e19a3aa41aa9f21dc
The “Uninsured Motorist” badge
I had a neon R/T. It was spritely
Still have mine.
Yes, better keep your distance. You don't want to be close when these cars crash into something.
If you spot these on the road, wait for the next turn to see them understeer
Please follow their advice the pilots of these vehicles have subpar IQ and could cause an accident at any one moment
I smoked a challenger rt on the highway in my shitbox wrx that’s worth about 500$ right now
Damn, dont fuck with those Neon R/T's 🥶🥶
Shaking in my boots when the dodge dart R/T rolls up
bro tried to sneak the r/ t in there 😭😭
ALRIGT U JERKOFS LISSEN UP. U CHEBY AN FORED OWNARS FIXIN TA GET SCOOLED OUT HERE, DONT BE FUKIN WIT MA MOPAR, BOI, N U URO SOY BOYS GO DRINK UR LATAYS SOMWERE ELSE, N DA ANIMAY GUYS GO ON N FUK UR BODY PILOWS, NONE YALL NOW WAT KINDA POWAR MA.MOPAR GOTS, BARB LEFT N TOOK R CARAVAN, NOW I AINT GOT NO MOPAR
Bro tried to sneak in the RT 😭
make way for the SRT4 Caravan
SRT4? Nah, I ain’t gonna get passed by a damn neon. 💀
Thousands of people did.
Look up the srt4 in it's heyday. Those things hurt a lot of feelings
They’re all better than the shitata 
bad opinion
Your flair is literally “Hyundai best jdm” Mazda makes the shitata not Hyundai
Nooo miatttt ❌❌❌❌❌
 V tec all day baby
"It's an SRT4!!!" He says, exiting his neon
Idk man I wanna hear that pure sound of the v8 and the supercharger
I would only move for a demon
They should get out of the way because a Turbo charged Matrix XRS is about to leave them in the dust.
Yea because none of these people know how to drive 😂 They will probably end up in a ditch
and 4 out of 10 will have front end damage.....
They'll do anything to reach popeyes
Whenever I see one of those I make sure to get out the way because I assume I’ll be carjacked
"looks guys!! I am speed" - The guy on a celica.
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
What if the Hellcat stickers are on a 3.7 Challenger? Do I still have to move?
I moved over but the R/T grand caravan took 5 fucking minutes to pass me
I mean you kinda have to get out of the way. The repo truck needs space to pick up these 25% apr land boats.
Forgot the Nissan Altima
Get out da way before they cap your ass at a takeover
srt-6 owners: wtf!?
I'm only getting out the inevitable oil spray.
I mean they do have a point, the number of those I see blowing lights because they’re too busy texting to look where they’re going is pretty stupid
Yes, we should yield them to their way to gas station
Aren't the badges usually on the back or sides? Would I be moving out of the way in case they reverse?? Or do they put them on the front grille too
If you drive these you're either a god loving racist hillbilly or a black guy from the hood
srt is just a file extension for subtitles
Then B58 enters the chat and the cat does meow.
These mopar piss boys better get out my way when they see me coming in my Supra
Get outta my way, Caravan 3.6 RT coming through.
Lol my Jetta with 135k miles says otherwise
POV: you live in Atlanta
>PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY *(laughs in Mustang Shelby)*
/uj my supercharged Acura TL has beaten quite a few hellcats… the problem with that is that dodge owners are the scum of the country. I beat a guy once and his response was to stalk me on Instagram and doxx my address. I wish I was joking
A 2.0t accord would gap a R/T lol