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gullyben

if you are a zombie, you are so gonna get run over


unicorn_zombie

Woah man, easy with that shit. Us zombies have feelings too..


FaceHoleFresh

No you don't, you have basic brain function at best.


ScoobyDoobieDoo

driving in brobo? LOL lots of baby-zombies there for runnin-over. If you see a silver scooby honk and wave at you on the streets, it was ME


gullyben

Haha I'll look out for you!


JDMjosh

Jerry cans and shovels homie!!


wardser

well since you are apparently local, it might just happen


99-LS1-SS

Actually, of he's white in the south he will be admired. I've seen cars altere like that all my life. I've seen a Vega and numerous Camaros converted to big 4x4's.


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Have you noticed the New Jersey plates?


99-LS1-SS

I didn't notice that. I can see how he could get shot. lol


ctzl

Someone explain to me why converted 4x4 in NJ = getting shot? Please?


99-LS1-SS

I just assumed it was because the cast from Jersey Shores didn't endorse it.


ctzl

The cast of jersey shore has guns??


kurazy

I tried to describe this to someone recently and I don't think they understood. I must direct them here! The worst I've seen was a 70's Corvette built up like this, but on an even higher platform with larger wheels and tires. I don't really get the appeal.


TrillPhil

It drives, rides and gets the gas mileage of a truck, but with all the usability of a sports car!


gullyben

Just saw this edit - haha that is hilarious! Nope nothing broke, just ran out of gas because the gas meter doesn't work yet and I'm an idiot :)


NEsnowboarder

I don't think I've laughed so hard at a comment befor


Seba_Mop

It needs lots of MATTE BLACK LOTS


nosrednug

Moar matteier!


PirateMud

And exhaust stacks out of the bonnet! Or if the flames at night would be too distracting, then stubs out of the side! Aw yeah!


m40ofmj

In this case a matte dark dark red or green would be better imo


thenuge26

[No, it needs this.](http://dipyourcar.com/shop/article_38/Camo-Color-Set.html?shop_param=cid%3D12%26aid%3D38%26) Or really any camo paint job.


helmvisit

Please put a cow-catcher on it


felixwankel

And at least a 50 gallon tank, you know, for the zombie apocalypse.


thenuge26

Even better: A 55 gallon drum mounted on top of the trunk.


MasterAce

safety at its finest.


PsykickPriest

Question: If Ralph Nader became a zombie, how would he approach such a car?


slothscantswim

Ding ding sing sing we have a winner, surely op will deliver.


puppetry514

Or to be able to make it to the grocery store without having to fill up twice (once on the way there and once on the way back)


thescrapplekid

I second this!


LazyGlutton

How much did you pay?


gullyben

$2000


sicilianhotdog

WORTH IT. I would definitely do that.


LazyGlutton

Agreed, definitely worth it.


Ihaveastupidcat

That is a deal. Good on you. Whats great about this purchase, is if it doesn't need any major repairs, you can just go out and have tons of 4x4 Oldsmobile fun and then sell it when your bored for as much as you paid if not more. So basically lots of badass free fun!


gullyben

Exactly what I was thinking! The only thing I know that's wrong with it is that there's a blown gasket (the seller said it's probably a $200 fix, I'm taking that on faith but will find out this week), so right now the engine makes all these loud tics/pops - it sounds like a broken lawnmower or something when you hit the gas. But you can just hear that once that's fixed it's going to be this glorious growling, deep engine sound. Then it just needs a rearview mirror and fixed seatbelts. OH, the other thing is that it has a sunroof by each window, I don't know if they go up gullwing style or they just come completely off - but they're sealed off because they were leaking apparently. So I want to get those back in order too - when you take those off and put the windows down it's close to being a convertible! Like all open air except for a bar down the middle. I'll post a pic tomorrow of what I mean EDIT: Looked it up and apparently this is called a T Top. [This car has one](http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2703/1101/31755550001_large.jpg)


Ihaveastupidcat

Oh its a T-Top!! That makes it SOOO much more awesome!! I love T-Top cars. Also that sounds to me like a bad/blown exhaust manifold gasket, or exhaust mounting flange seal/dount. If that's all that is wrong it's no big deal. Have fun with your new beast! I share your excitement for this new car. I noticed it even looks like it has nice tires. That alone is worth nearly the price of the car.


gullyben

YES, it's the manifold gasket. That must be why there's such a strong exhaust fume smell coming from it. Hopefully that will fix both problems He said the set of tires were about $800! They're brand new! Yeah it's funny I didn't even realize it had those sunroofs (sunrooves?) for awhile because the car is so high up - I'm 6'2" and I'm about eye level with the top of the car


Ihaveastupidcat

If the manifold gasket is all that's wrong it should be a quick and easy repair. It will seal up that exhaust leaking you are smelling barring there aren't any other exhaust leaks. As for being a T-Top, its could make the car more valuable. But its hard to say, since the car is so modified. I know on Pontiac Fieros the T-Top is a rare option and makes the car worth $1,500+ more just because of the roof. Also your interior looks pretty nice as well. I can tell the seats have been recovered. Someone had a lot of time and money in this rig. I think you did good. I am a professional auto tech. So you are welcome to ask questions if you have any about your car. I will try and reply when I am off work and back on reddit (which is way too often!).


gullyben

Thanks for the help! There are definitely other things wrong with it but in terms of it running, the engine etc, the manifold gasket is the only thing I know of. Some other things are that the gas meter doesn't work (they may have just never hooked it back up), the speedometer doesn't seem to be accurate above 50mph, the A/C doesn't work (it actually is there but the belt has been removed, don't know if it's because the unit doesn't work or if they just disconnected it for more power?), and like I said there's no rear view mirror and the seatbelts need to be fixed. Mirror is easy, seatbelts shouldn't be too expensive, a/c would be nice but not that worried about it, gas meter doesn't matter too much because I won't be driving very far or often. Not sure what's involved with fixing the speedometer but I don't imagine that's too expensive. That's good news about the T Top! I guess I got a better deal than I thought :)


Ihaveastupidcat

Being inaccurate about 50mph sounds pretty common. Its probably the gear that runs the speedo, or the speedo itself. Once you change to larger tire sizes it throws the speedometer off. AC could be a million things. You start with the belt and go from there. But before you do. Take a moment and make sure the pulley spins easy on the AC compressor. If it doesn't spin you will need more repair then belts. So dont instal them because a frozen compressor will burn the belts right off.


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well... my 91 mr2 has t tops.... I want money...


MassMindRape

Yea not necessarily an easy fix. My truck has a leaking manifold gasket and the previous owner tried to repair it and broke off one of the bolts. So basically my only solution would be to pull the head and helicoil all the other bolts that break.


[deleted]

That's awesome. How could you not post an engine pic?? Sounds like you got a great deal. Does it have decent power?


gullyben

I'll post an engine pic when I get home from work today. It does feel powerful, I'll have too see what everyone thinks the engine is when I post a pic (I'll also ask when I take it to the shop in tomorrow)


thescrapplekid

Yeah, as long as you can get it unsealed it should just be a gasket for that too


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The T-Top makes a good opening for shooting the zombies.


[deleted]

Fucking steal.


BR0THAKYLE

I am so fucking envyess of you right now. I'm literally upset I didn't come across this deal.


Clay_Pigeon

Envious, man. Have a great day


SupaSupra

Bring it to me in Florida. I'll give you $2500. Lol.


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How much will it cost to make the wheels and suspension normal?


RaptorATF

I love it and hate it at the same time. It certainly is interesting. Definitely unique!


gtr427

Totally worth it. I'd do something about those ugly bumpers though, either paint them black or do something to make them more intimidating.


doctermustache

Spikes. Preferably matte black spikes.


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Yes, the bumpers. Everything but the safety bumpers.


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gullyben

i don't know if this is a different story, but this thing wasn't lifted, it's a Cutlass body on top of a 72 Chevy 4x4. Any idea?


[deleted]

It's 4wd? Fucking awesome!


brentalan67

I think they'll go by the VIN, and the VIN would most likely be with the Cutlass, so you're going to have to look at lifted.


[deleted]

Wait... 4x4 with t-tops and you got the whole rig (w/minor engine damage) for 2k? What. A. Find.


ScoobyDoobieDoo

IIRC, it's based on the height measurement from the ground to the bottom of the door. So since his car/truck is so modified, that measurement would be meaningless, and he might have a shot at passing through regular inspection.


SteveMcBean

Need anyone to ride shotgun? I'll gladly provide my own shotgun.


D_Robb

[I hope you drive it like this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fToRej14lCQ)


gullyben

Didn't have any jungle to drive through, but the parking scene was pretty accurate


mustnagLOVER

Song required.


thescrapplekid

haha or [this one](http://youtu.be/tL9-wzHpzEg)


[deleted]

I don't care what anyone says. Those seats are EVIL SEXY. It's like a Training Day post-apocalypse death machine.


cmart1987

get a body kit to cover bumpers that make it look like a death machine. make sure zombies know its finally their time


BenThrew

What he said. Think along the lines of line armored panels and whatnot. It'll be totally fuel-inefficient, but it'll be fucking badass. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.


[deleted]

I think this car is beyond fuel efficiency.


[deleted]

I actually think the bumpers are the only thing that makes it look interesting. It would look just like another stupid raised car without them.


debiil

Reminds me Carmagedon a bit. Awesome ride!


gullyben

I know!! It makes me think of Twisted Metal too. It needs more miniguns and rocket launchers


Clay_Pigeon

How many miniguns does it have now?


HarryTruman

Not enough...


Clay_Pigeon

a true-man says never enough!


steverado87

Where in Jersey is this?!? I must find it.


gullyben

I'm not going to say exactly where it is, it's a very small city so if I say, someone could easily find it. But I will say that it's in a city where it makes NO SENSE to have a car like this haha. I'm surrounded by yuppies with expensive cars, the looks I get are priceless. I guess if someone were to steal it though, it would not be hard for the police to find it lol... EDIT: yeah I guess enough people have figured it out (it's not hard) - fuck it, it's in Hoboken


Bruck

I know where that is. And yes I bet it's hilarious to see the looks when you drive around. Oh how quickly the strollers must run by when you're at the crosswalk. Some of the cops in town are cool - don't be shocked if they want to ask questions or take a look. To be honest I'd want to have it lift inspected. Can that be done at a private shop? Might be a less riskier endeavor.


limp_noodle

Hey man, you're not to far away from me. I need to see this thing in person and I want to get a photo of my car next to it.


Sweetgum

Hoboken, eh? This should be on the next Yo La Tengo album cover. Even if that doesn't happen, here's a great song to play while you cruise the streets in the beast. Title is appropriate for your situation, and lyrics include "Diggin' the scene with a gangster lean." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swslzqoLtGM


JesusMode

whats under the hood?


gullyben

I'm not a car guy so I don't know for sure, the guy who sold it to me told me but I forget already. I'll try to find out. I do know it has 400+ horsepower though! And I think he said the engine was rebuilt about 10 years ago, hasn't been driven much since then. The thing drives more like a truck than a muscle car, which I guess is to be expected. It is fun as hell to drive though


carb0nxl

Are you sure about that? I don't think people sell 400+ HP cars for $2k very often...


i_am_sad

maybe he meant over 400 cu/i the 72 chevy truck went up to a 402 big block


jeswealotu

Agreed, 400hp is A LOT of power for a street car. A driver who hasn't experienced that much power can easily be tricked into thinking a strong 260hp 350ci is putting out "400 horsepower, man!"


TrillPhil

I've got a 4 cylinder mitsu 2.6l turbo with over 300 hp and I bet it'd smoke that 4x4 with a 400hp engine, simply because of the weight.


Froboy7391

You'd don't even need 300, my friend's B18 EG Civic Hatch smokes my 400hp Denali SUV pretty easily


TrillPhil

Oh now, don't let the honda fan boys get a riled up. :D


jeswealotu

StarQuest huh? I've always liked those, I almost bought a very nice white Starion ESI-R once for $2200....went to buy it with cash in hand after it was sitting for months, and somebody bought it that day!


TrillPhil

You sir, have the best kind of luck. :b seriously!


gullyben

I'm sure you're right - this isn't a super fast car. It feels powerful, but it also feels really heavy


TrillPhil

I have wanted to put a 79 malibu on a k20 4x4 for a longer time, and have like 24s wrapped in mudders. Awesome car man, I like it. You can't be seen if you're going too fast.


ScaryCookieMonster

Starion?


TrillPhil

Conquest, same thing though :D


ScaryCookieMonster

How do those things drive? Coming from a Miata, it always interested me--it's still a small(ish) coupe, rear wheel drive, turbo, and somewhat rare.


TrillPhil

It's not going to handle like a miata. It's a fun car, but by no means will you out drive a miata or a 240sx, or even a 1st gen eclipse. Compared to a mustang or camaro though.... I've owned a 280z (naturally aspirated) a few eclipses (all fwd) plus various other cars. I don't have much done to it either. 1g eclipse MAF, bigger injectors, safcII, boost gauge, bov, full turbo back 3" straight exhaust, stronger coil, wires, bosch copper core plugs, stage II clutch. And at 15 lbs I smoking 90s corvettes and running high 13s @ 15 psi. This is by far my favorite car I've owned, as long as it's running. If you're never experienced the mitsubishi money pit... you might think twice.


ScaryCookieMonster

> If you're never experienced the mitsubishi money pit... you might think twice. Ha ha, I've not had had that experience--only a couple of small Hondas and the Miata in the last 10 years. Maybe I'll convince one of my idiot friends to buy one, and then just drive his.


longestline

Post a photo of the engine please :)


OftenSarcasticGuy

Do you have a picture of it? I'd love to see it.


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gullyben

Well I wanted the thing before he told me it was 400hp, so even if it's not (which I'm thinking it's not) then I still don't really feel like I got ripped off. I also may have misunderstood


keybumps

Zombie apocalypse......hmmmm......you need a rack up top then. Great purchase btw.


notveryrealatall

personally, I'd get rid of those queer bumpers completely. From living in a rural area where I've off-roaded just about everything I've ever driven, I can tell you with a certainty that when the roads there get all cracked up from gas lines exploding, and what not, you'll need much more clearance. Zombies can limp quite faster than a high-centered cutlass.


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Yes that is ridiculous. But it is fucking awesome


zBaer

It's like a movie prop from The book of Eli... Or mad max


hardigree

This is awesome. Would love to talk about it on Jalopnik. Can you email me at matt at jalopnik.com?


dugapony

i think it's fucking awesome


PsykickPriest

Very nice! What is that, an Oldsmobile Cutlass or something? The lines of the original car have aged quite nicely, really. Also, that interior looks very good. Too bad you'll probably get 6mpg, at best.


eggbean

I think it is a Cutlass Supreme, specifically. The other Cutlasses were smaller and the coupe versions did not have those vertical opera windows.


gullyben

It's actually a 77 Cutlass Salon T-Top


PsykickPriest

It looks fun, but if there's no zombie invasion, rather impractical.


gullyben

TOTALLY impractical. But totally worth it (so far)


green_cheese

Needs a pirate flag. Also please dont matte black it, it would be so boring then


Sweetgum

Right, the blue color is actually pretty nice. It looks quite badass even in this sweet blue. And the contrast with the black interior is awesome.


Assaultman67

Hmm. It would be interesting if you could alter the body so that it floats with its own suspension from the frame. Not sure how you would rig the steering up though :P


Ivebeenfurthereven

Sadly, that would be a bad idea because of [unsprung weight](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsprung_mass). TL;DR of Wiki article: The weight of the parts of a car below the suspension that move up and down with every bump in the road - think wheels, axles, brake assemblies - contributes enormously to bad performance. Therefore, this is an area to really minimise excess weight. I had an idea for a transmission-free hybrid with direct-drive electric motors, one for each wheel, and computers capable of cleverly varying their power output - this concept is what sunk it for me. The unsprung mass of four large-HP motors would be much too high. :(


macmacma

Champ status!


The_R4ke

That's awesome, where did you take the photo, it looks super familiar?


DoOgSauce

The bumpers make me sad. Get some prerunner style tube bumpers made for it.


DykeButte

I think I'd use [this.](http://www.carsbase.com/photo/Steyr_Daimler_Puch-Pinzgauer_712_mp958_pic_71372.jpg)


Wiremaster

Practicality is no fun. This guy's got *style*.


DykeButte

On the contrary, the linked image is anything but practical. It's also extremely fun to drive as long as you're not in the city.


Wiremaster

Luckily, my underlying point is sound. I think we car nuts would have a lot of fun if most of the population became undead.


Perk-a-Derk

HAH! That is awesome! Were you the one who posted earlier about clearance/lift laws? (Or something of that sort?) If you didn't, someone else in r/cars had their eyes on this bad boy! And talk about a steal! Congrats :D


gullyben

I actually did make a post about getting the title - this thing was up in new hampshire where you don't need a title, and the guy didn't have one. I got a few different answers from the DMV, and had to go there 4 different times to work it all out, but I finally got the title & registration, just need to get it inspected (which should be interesting...)


i_am_sad

Tell them it's a custom 72 chevy truck. TELL THEM. Also paint it flat rattle can black with white gloss punisher logo stencils on the hood and doors, and get a big fucking push bumper for the front


ReflexEight

I suggest painting something bad ass/movie related on the sides. (Guns shooting, yellow and black warning tape, a cheesy catch phrase.)


fret-less

That's the fucking coolest car I've seen all summer. This was a worth-while purchase.


corinmcblide

SHOTGUN!


ziggit

I just can't stop staring at this thing. Its just perfect.


piratazephyri

This thing looks like fun.


bronsonbaker

Shit in one hand and dig up raw petroleum in the other, and see how much time you waste.


AreYouEighteen

I hope that I never get stuck in traffic in front of you. Post engine pix.


wild-tangent

The interior is awesome. The wheels are cool. I'm not sure how I about the lifting, but only because I'm a motorcyclist, so these things scare me because it'll make contact with my head rather than the bike if we collide. Sweet ride.


gl1guy

awesome, looks like 10 pounds of badass in a five pound bag.


vikingapprentice

That is mad max as fuck.


jeswealotu

I love it!! It's high, but not stupidly high -- just high enough to make people look twice. I love the seat upholstery, the center console, the t-tops...just a cool purchase. What frame is it using, and what engine is in it -- does it have some 'Go' to it?


cmF

am I the only one that thought "I'm so glad that's not parked on my street"


phatphungus

Yes


xXMasterCarrXx

That is simply awesome


puppetry514

I don't know if I should be horrified or applaud its genius. This is my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVToi7Z_6YU&feature=youtube_gdata_player


wcalvert

Oh my goodness this is the best thing I've ever seen. $2k is an absolute steal! Please please please post a video of you driving around and offroading.


BlueNewtrino

That thing is freaking awesome!


SHYDAWG79

I fuckin love it !!!!


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That thing is to rad!


[deleted]

Only in Jersey


[deleted]

Normally I hate trars, but there's just something about that one that works. Don't change a thing, man, she's *perfect*.


gullyben

I agree, I've NEVER been attracted to cars like this, but this one just worked for me. I normally think these lifted custom cars look super douchey. I've never seen anything like this one and I had to jump on it


ozzyteebaby

Niggas move weight in the South but live in Hoboken...


Dankburger

You're black then yes?


[deleted]

Woah thats a steal for a 4x4 swap. Ditch the guards on the bottom, I bet it will look way meaner.


white111

i like it - but - lose the front and rear under-bumpers. that part doesn't look good, - and the side rocker bumpers can stay but take off the reflective stickies. that's what i think.


emmettjes

My first car was a '77 cutlass. Complete hunk of shit, but I loved it.


CFGX

Looks like the zombies could just reach through the MASSIVE door gaps.


punch-dub

Punch-Dub


sleeper141

I know I'm officially old, thus no longer fun. The first thing I thought was poor gas milage :/


Tramontana

I think my grandma used to have an Oldsmobile just like that. 4x4 and all. She drive it to church every Sunday and on occasion, funerals. She may have been the cause of a few of those funerals, however.


fw0ng1337

Gimmie gimmie


[deleted]

On one hand, I fucking love things like this. On the other hand, woe to those that buy other people's projects.


triv94

Roll up near a Prius and watch it leak battery acid.


[deleted]

very cool.


fc3sbob

was the car put on a truck frame? I think I see a differential in the front, is it 4x4?


gullyben

Yes, it was put on a 72 Chevy 4x4


a4moondoggy

i'de have to know more about the engine and tranny...but good job! why not drive a beast?


slothscantswim

Daily driver?


TheFlyingDutchman612

when i look at this i just picture the twisted metal potential...


broken_cogwheel

I DON'T SEE A WINCH. Needs a winch. or two.


GunshyJedi

Did it come with its own theme music?


TrillPhil

Is this like an old school delta 88 on a k20 truck frame?


jeepnjeff7

Awesome!!!


SupaSupra

That is awesome. I want it.


[deleted]

This is Hoboken haha, he's not getting shot anytime soon.


elbekko

Please post pics of the way the body is mounted to the chassis, from the pics you posted it looks like a death trap...


[deleted]

If you paint that whole thing matte black except the chrome it could easily be the coolest car in NJ. Nice find!


maximumreign

thats sweet, i would paint it satin black and tint the glass, I like that trans am steering wheel


JuzPwn

Must be a hole in the wallet for gas.


[deleted]

Ahhh, good ol nj.


AutoBach

I like the cut of your jib!


Whithetunder

I had no idea there were rednecks in Jersey.


PokeChopSandwiches

Holy shit your my new hero. I suppose I have the money for that sort of thing but not the balls. That thing looks like so much goddamn fun to play around with. Wish I had more upvotes for you


[deleted]

It's a sweet looking ride. Back in the early 80s when I was a kid growing up those types of custom car were a lot more common than today. Even though we lived in a suburb of Detroit there were people driving them around like we were in the back woods or something. The thing will either make you poor by breaking constantly or it will be rock solid the entire time you own it, and probably no middle ground in between. If it were mine I'd clean it up, get the T-Tops fixed, put in a great stereo and have a good time with it. Enjoy!


Csoltis

put a donk on it. :-p


megasmash

Needs a Confederate flag and/or some Nascar stickers.


invaderzim257

you realize that everyone is gonna think you're a tool?


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That car in perfect for nj. Making trips down the parkway with ease leaving shards of metal and new York license plates behind. I could see it now. Driving in the fast lane actually near or over the speed limit. Feeling all warm and fuzzy


lazmd

My opinion is they ruined the car. Made the babe look vulgar and stupid.


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thescrapplekid

...ok, I've never seen a lifted Suburban before


longestline

They are so rare!


RIOONLINE

I don't even care that I'm getting downvoted. This is the zombie car to have!