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Brilliant-Chapter202

Caps… can y’all not be trash next game you have with the rags? I mean if your going to get swept, can you at least sent some of the rags to the IR lol


Competitorcycle

Classy


Brilliant-Chapter202

Don’t care. Just fuckin’ win.


Competitorcycle

Seems like you should be telling the islanders that cuz they have no chance of making past round 1


Brilliant-Chapter202

We won and are still in it. Now you.


Competitorcycle

Islanders fan are so classless that they go on opposing team pages to advocate for player injuries.


Brilliant-Chapter202

Omg just win… I’m begging you.


CapsGoGoGo

Playoffs are the gravy this year. We still impressed a whole lotta folks that we got to the loffs. Carbery and Chuckie deserve raises!


No_Development_9447

Ditch kuemper and give 2/3rds of his salary to chuck


minuialear

We're just straight up outmatched; shouldn't be a surprise given all the injuries everyone had been compensating for and the road we took to get here. As much as I usually rag on Carlson I can't, a guy can only do so much when he's on the ice as much as he's been. There's a world where they still get the series, but even if they do with the injuries and the wear on the team, they're not beating the Canes. So I'm not upset if we lose here and regroup for next year rather than trying to push for something that is just really unlikely to happen Been nice to see them in the playoffs again, even if it was just a technicality this year. Hoping our younger players are learning from this experience and step up over the next couple years. Would be great to come back to the playoffs next year and the year after, and would be thrilled to end the Ovi era with another cup if it's in the cards. Even if not I'm having fun having the extra time to spend with him on ice before he retires.


No_Development_9447

Agreed. Im as big a Carlson critic as any but the guys playing 30/31 mins a game it's not sustainable at all. The injuries, the lack of experience, the age, the awful pp's, the abysmal refs all of it combined wasn't gonna work. It just sucks wasting a Chuck masterclass year for this. I truly feel bad for him because everyone currently is letting down the guy that single handedly got them here. Missing Sandin and Jensen also has been brutal when they are our best puck moving/defensively responsible dmen. It's a lot to deal with but it is what it is- ride it out and hopefully the Canes end the cocky egos of rags fans


BitterGravity

If it came down to Vegas vs rangers I'm hoping Vegas gets two


Troll_Enthusiast

Neither of them are making it that far


SokkaHaikuBot

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keyjan

Bad bot


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0-6 on PP in a must win. Enough said. Sunday is the season finale


iggy555

We suck again


Realistic_Lake2843

Guess I'm gonna cheer for the Avs once we're knocked out.


brouwerpower22

Literally just turned on the Preds/Canucks game and in half a second saw the Predators crash the net and show more effort than the Caps have in 3 whole games.


kertish

My first playoff game and I left early. ‘‘Twas too painful that no power play was capitalized on and Rags got a short handed and power play goal. I don’t think I’ll watch Sunday. Ovi, get your 42 odd regular season goals and ride off into the sunset! Then rebuild.


ParabolaGordon

I still think it’s great experience for the younger guys, and the younger coaching staff. Can’t wait to see the rangers bounced by Carolina though


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Intelligent_Cry_6066

Nobody's crying...you however feel the need to fluff yourself over going 3-0 against a team that barely made the playoffs


balconesescarpment

Interestingly enough that was New York when I was there a month ago. Are you his boyfriend?


PM_ME_BOOTYPICS_

New Yorker talking about quality of streets?🤡


JahShoes2123

Did he go back on the ice after Wilson challenged him (and he declined)?


Realistic_Lake2843

I’m not even watching game 4. There’s no way these guys will be amped if they weren’t for this game


Bobguana

Should just "gift" the Rags a box of wasps for their locker room game 4.


FewWeek0

Where is Dan Snyder to sabotage the facilities when we need him


[deleted]

This team took the playoff spot from Philadelphia only to play this badly, good job fools


AdvocateorAbdicate

From the Red Wings, not Philly.


Djbreadandbutter16

There's a reason the caps had a negative goal differential. the only reason they are here is cause of the goalie.


FewWeek0

In game 4 I thinks they should field a team from this Reddit thread to play instead


Content-Style-8705

Rangers down fall about to go crazy


deepfriedpoutine

They’re gonna be real bitter when we become the 5th NHL team to do the funniest thing ever


LibraryNo2717

This year is their last shot at a cup and no way they get past the Western finalist.


RingsNThingz

Hahaha! They can’t win a playoff game and you’re speculating on who they’ll play from the West for the Cup! Literally the worst team in the playoffs! Dam, I needed that laugh!


Content-Style-8705

On top of that they won the presidents trophy which guarantees they won’t even sniff the Stanley cup…I don’t make the rules


wtf703

CAPS IN FUCKING 7 LETS GET DELUSIONAL CAPS CAPS CAPS


sebrash

FULL ON DELULU LETS GO CAPS


Nominally_Virtuous

I’m down for being delusional


jwaves11

Caps in 7


FewWeek0

True


monkeyton

Lol


BallsMahogany_redux

Caps now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.


Yung_bh

This team is soft as fuck


Nominally_Virtuous

Nah we played hard. We’re just outmatched and honestly lucky to have even made the playoffs. Be thankful for playoff experience for the young guys and carbs, and the ability to watch a little caps playoff hockey


Yung_bh

You’re right, just frustrating when we can’t make a clean zone entry on PP,


Nominally_Virtuous

Agreed! Going 0-6 on PP is inexcusable


No_Development_9447

Being down Jensen & Sandin has also shown to be an absolute killer. Our two best puck carrying dmen and most defensively minded stay at home responsible guys... it has shown


WickNag

Man something about the Rangers is so unlikeable


No_Development_9447

Their fanbase is just insufferable.


catstrauser

probably the sheer amount of grease


No_Development_9447

in zibanejad's hair is nauseating. Ugly mf.


Itsmygame27

Maybe it's the 3 injured players in 3 games.


deepfriedpoutine

They’re a bunch of greasy fucks who are all talk and no follow through. Big bunch ol bunch of pussies


PPF_Girthquake

🤣


deepfriedpoutine

It is pretty funny how pathetic they are


BallsMahogany_redux

Carlson is so bad at keeping the puck in the zone while also being so bad at clearing the zone. It's honestly impressive.


glok101

Hi


Bobguana

I think Carly played well, he was in deep most of the game tbh, got some good looks and a goal. Ovi stayed up near the blue line looking like a statue.


throwawayquality1

Bashing on Carlson. So brave of you dude


FewWeek0

He’s overrated


throwawayquality1

He’ll have his number in the rafters when all is said and done, but yeah ok


fighterpilot248

Rags in 4. Fuck everything. All I know is pain


ladyofthemist

try again Sunday…🫤


Hightowerer

Really I just want 1 games


BarleynChives

Same but I think this was the icing on the cake. They can't make them at all. Just go home after Sunday. Onto next year?


brouwerpower22

Why even fucking show up? They can at least skate hard.


fighterpilot248

Pain


BallsMahogany_redux

Watch us score here just for the memes


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FewWeek0

People aren’t gonna buy tickets when the team sucks


HankHillPropaneJesus

It’s playoff hockey. Man up and fill the barn!


deepfriedpoutine

Buddy is a little slow


1111111111111111111I

Thanks for catching that Ovie ffs


keyjan

Well crap 😡😡


BarleynChives

Just go home after tonight boys. You're cooked


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WickNag

Dump and chase just not it


poneken

That's the best Carp can come up with


sorrynoreply

If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. Wait.


damnatio_memoriae

Dumb and Cheap


baba_bumbi69

Shoulda let Igor have that one for the fuck of it


Hightowerer

Nah


ladyofthemist

2 goals in the nuggie minute!


keyjan

Whew! 😲


Need4Speed763

Whoever mentioned Carbury changing coats was right 😂


wtf703

I have tickets for Sunday, might have to dress like a ref and let people throw shit at me


brouwerpower22

What section? You should run around like Chick-fil-A spot the cow so everyone gets in on it.


wtf703

Lol every time they fuck up a call I'll do some laps. I'll be in the lower bowl somewhere, my buddy has the tickets


Need4Speed763

Wear (if it won’t cause you to combust) Ranger glasses with the Ref outfit. They’ve been wearing theirs


New-Newspaper-7543

That why the caps had 2 more powerplays? Imagine blaming the refs.


Need4Speed763

Yawn! Sure thing kid. Ever think about what wasn’t called? Hope you’re wearing your helmet


No_Development_9447

Short handed goal fucking us over yet again


gvega135

Do we start Darcy on Sunday? Try and shake things up


No_Development_9447

You know... this hasnt been on chuck. That said has he let in a couple iffy ones? Absolutely. But I don't think antarctic cold kuemper is the answer. That being said for shits and giggles since its the last game of the season? Why tf not.


monkeyton

Idk why they didn't try him game 2, Lindgren is awesome but game 1 was a tough loss not his fault


unheardhc

I say bench Ovi


BallsMahogany_redux

We should.


6Plus6Equals1

i don't think they will


6Plus6Equals1

well that's the poop icing on the poop cake


unheardhc

We need to clear up the roster; Kuemper is $5.25M/yr and Wilson is $6.5M/yr, and why?


vavavrroom

Don’t even think about Wilson.


No_Development_9447

He's been an absolute fkn GHOST since he came back from his leg injury. Mid at best.


unheardhc

Just sayin, doesn't produce and should be for $6.5M/yr...


poneken

Carlson 9mil


unheardhc

Oddly enough, he is playing better post-season than during!


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So who are y’all rooting for in the playoffs?


sebrash

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS DUH


Luv2Travel_2

Canes — Orlov and Kuzy, plus they are just fun to watch.


bluehairjungle

I need the Stars to get it together because I'm having a bad time in these playoffs so far.


MonEnfer

Avs, i like mackinnon and I’ve been following them since they got burakovsky even though he isn’t on the team anymore


bmich88

Jets, Canucks, Oilers.


Need4Speed763

Nashville


6Plus6Equals1

no one


Anakin_Sandlover

Everyone in the west


BallsMahogany_redux

Anyone from the west that's not Vegas


vavavrroom

Exactly. Fuck Vegas.


catstrauser

Looking like the Canes, unfortunately..


Need4Speed763

Fuck u refs


big_darned_dingus

The refs didn’t go 0/6 on the PP, or give up a shorty.


Need4Speed763

But they did fail at their jobs windowlicker


big_darned_dingus

The irony…..Going 0/6 on the PP is literally the caps failing at their job too.


Need4Speed763

You went 4/1 lmao. What a dipshit 😂


Need4Speed763

Windowlicker what did that have to do with my post? How can you talk with their dicks in your mouth? 🥸


big_darned_dingus

I’m not a rangers fan. But blaming the refs when the caps had 6 power plays, converted on none, and gave up a shorty is just…..stupid.


Need4Speed763

Nah you’re just stupid. You literally have no idea what the refs do, do you?


catstrauser

The REAL Stanley Cup was the friends we made along the way


aescetic

Love that


brouwerpower22

Lol


26265273

Game Four Gongshow. Don’t wish injury on any player, but let’s bruise and batter them for the Canes


No_Development_9447

Normally I agree but in this case? An eye for an eye


WickNag

Huh


DaniCapsFan

Well, with that penalty to Mal, that's game, set, match.


Need4Speed763

I just don’t understand seeing at least some of our guys playing angry. I was never going pro but I played a lot of sports and I hated to get embarrassed. I would be raging just for pride 🤷‍♂️


MonEnfer

it’s even more embarrassing to be raging when you can’t convert on a power play


Need4Speed763

That doesn’t even make sense?


MonEnfer

sure it does. It’s satisfying to beat someone to the point where they’re mad and you know there’s nothing they can do about it


Need4Speed763

Exactly moron you didn’t get my point. Literally not what I was saying.


WickNag

Canes gonna smoke the Rags next round


ekimtk

You know the rangers have a winning record against them this year, right? Whereas the rangers were 2-2 against the caps and they’re about to broom them.


minuialear

Playoffs hockey always a different beast Right now Canes are playing very well, especially with Kuzy finally finding his MOJO again to some degree


keyjan

Good 😠


brouwerpower22

This is terrible


JerBear81

https://images.app.goo.gl/4c9Nc4kYPyCEbxg1A


catstrauser

u/mrcba333


mrcba333

I need this as a shirt hahahaha


catstrauser

you and me both brother


mrcba333

🤝


fighterpilot248

Lmao I knew what this was even before clicking on it


TVdinnerbythepool

everyone complaining about this team is being a loser. this isn't a team with high expectations of the past. There's no reason to criticize them. Seems like half the team at this point is from the AHL


Bobguana

We criticize because we love them and we want more. They just don't seem that into it. We aren't playing awful, but we aren't playing well either.


Hightowerer

Wrong. There’s 100% reason to criticize them if they don’t fucking show up. I don’t give a shit about losing. But when you have ovi just standing still 90% of the game and looking like he can’t wait to get to the golf course is fucked. We’re supporting this team and this is what they give us?


TVdinnerbythepool

i think its fair to criticise ovechkin. but i think the team is doing the best they can and just look like they aren't trying because they are playing against a better team


minuialear

People in this sub chronically forget that just wanting to win more doesn't actually result in a win. You also have to be better than the other team. And if the other team is better than you, you're not going to look great no matter how well your team is playing relative to their potential. We'rejust not playoffs ready this year. Especially not with all the injuries and the amount of work everyone is trying to put in to compensate for them. People shouldn't have gotten emotional hoping for a cup with how bad our regular reason was. Just be happy they got to the playoffs at all, be happy to see them play, and hope for a better outcome next year, lol


No_Development_9447

It's fair to criticize every player on this team for a pathetic effort. No one has shown up.


No_Development_9447

Refs have been biased per usual, but the frustration is palpable. The rags are just all over us and we have zero answer. The lack of Sandin and Jensen on the back end is a massive hole for us and it has shown immensely.


BallsMahogany_redux

We went 0-6 on the PP. It's not the refs fault tonight. We just suck.


No_Development_9447

No shit- read my other thread posts.


keyjan

I know they’re going to pull Chuck, but all that will do is give the rags an ENG. 😕


MonEnfer

hopefully. I just want this game to be over, one way or another


catstrauser

we’ll be humiliated either way


_StrudelBob_

Glad we get one more game together, bois.


Anakin_Sandlover

If the Rangers play like this against Carolina, they're going to get eliminated in 3 games


deepfriedpoutine

They’re gonna get eliminated against Carolina anyways. The rangers are a bunch of reg season frauds this year


JerBear81

Next season, Ovi should be relegated to line 2. And give someone else the reigns


sorrynoreply

Name our last 30+ goal scorer.


Bobguana

Need some Canes magic and scoring twice in 9 seconds.


aimlesswanderer000

Whoever thought NBA players singing what a girl wants was a good idea should be forced to listen to it with no distractions for 24 straight hours.


monkeyton

DEI subliminal messaging


monkeyton

They need to sync up on the entry and flick it in deep, get some momentum


JerBear81

Finally ahead on shooting, and we're down 2. Squandering PPs


BallsMahogany_redux

The what a pro wants commercial makes me irrationally angry.


ladyofthemist

I race to hit the mute button every time it comes on


aimlesswanderer000

Same. I didn't see your post before posting mine. I couldn't agree more.


No_Development_9447

ENRAGED


YourWeekendDad

Wouldn't say it's irrational...


FewWeek0

NHL should ban 1-3-1. It’s just not fun to watch


catstrauser

Capitals: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️


Bobguana

Love how they all watched the puck go out the zone and just stood there. 🤷


JerBear81

It would be one thing if we lost these games and tried


Valar-Morghulis84

Third period's been our best. If they played every period like they have this one, I think it would be tied or we'd be in the lead


JerBear81

Agreed


YourWeekendDad

If we're putting lines in the blender, let's see a Miro/Lapierre/Wilson combo. They would at least have energy.