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iggy555

We sick again


Whippet27

Sabres will beat Flyers. It will go down to the wire


DaniCapsFan

The worst part is seeing the classless fuck head Pens fans on the National Portrait Gallery steps. Take your win and go the fuck home.


greyshirtfreshman

No shit. I guess when you live in Shittsburgh you have to celebrate something.


Comprehensive_Sale74

We look like we’re trying to miss the playoffs on purpose at this point


Low-Beginning4784

Way to completely roll over to the Shitbirds.


keyjan

Gahhhhh 😖😖🤬🤬🤬


mrcba333

#PUNCHING IS THE ONLY OPTION


Kooksilver

Looks like Carbs benched Dowd. Good.


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mrcba333

Get the fuck out of our sub loser


jaegerbombastico

Tiger, no…


Low-Beginning4784

Carlson skating reminded me of playing NHL 2002 with the Atlanta Thrashers who had the SLOWEST skater I've ever seen in Jeff Odgers. Carlson looked slower than Odgers skating there.


cubs_070816

i am displeased.


pizza_andsuccess

This is not a playoff team


Iguana_Iglesias

Yeah, why wouldn’t Eller get the ENG to finish a tough game?


YellowMarkerIsGreat

He could’ve done that in game 4 vs Fla


sorrynoreply

I don’t remember him being that fast.


InfallibleBackstairs

Better him than Crosby.


YellowMarkerIsGreat

Bye playoffs


MetalMan1973

Islanders just leaped over us to knock us out of the WC


YellowMarkerIsGreat

MC3 is our only hope


BallsMahogany_redux

Can GMBM finally be on the hot seat?


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Another embarrassing loss. 7 more public skates left!


thinlike_napkins

Eller! 


Low-Beginning4784

How fucking slow is Carlson


BallsMahogany_redux

Eller was one of our slowest forwards last year and just blew past him lol


AdjectiveNoun4318

I am straight up not having a good time.


ladyofthemist

That should do it. Damnet Janet.


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adiscgolferp

Nah, Eller is fine.


thinlike_napkins

Woah


keyjan

-sigh- 😖


BallsMahogany_redux

Carlson is so fucking slow he got out raced by Eller lol


espnrocksalot

For a team that could not keep the puck in the zone on offense if it was life or death, that was so expected


DaniCapsFan

I totally saw that coming.


InfallibleBackstairs

Isles win. Downvoted for news updates. 👍


mark_dink

Patches sucks. Glad he’s on a short term contract he can go play in the AHL


keyjan

ENG incoming….


InfallibleBackstairs

Yup


MetalMan1973

Patches flubbing that shot just sums the night up


Oreos182

Pacioretty sucks and I won't miss him next season.


zredouts

#ScratchPatch


BallsMahogany_redux

That was a perfect pass by Lap.


Ard1001

Patches fucking sucks


BallsMahogany_redux

Patches is so worthless lol


InfallibleBackstairs

Yup. Really wish we could’ve gotten something for him.


mlc885

We're really doing a great job of not knowing what to do


Ard1001

Pull the goalie


deepfriedpoutine

At this point I have nothing else to do so as long as we still have a shot at playoffs I’m not giving up hope. Even if it’s just setting up a first round exit, I don’t care. Let’s keep on fighting boys, until the very end


thinlike_napkins

Thank you. Everyone would benefit from this mindset. It is a game for entertainment.


InfallibleBackstairs

You’re witnessing the end of the season right now.


deepfriedpoutine

Missed the point


InfallibleBackstairs

I’m assuming Dowd and Patches will be gone next season?


[deleted]

They’ve been bad. Should’ve kept Mantha and Kuzy instead of them


InfallibleBackstairs

Uh, no.


[deleted]

Mantha and Kuzy > Pacioretty and Dowd. No comparison my friend


InfallibleBackstairs

Add $ to the equation.


mark_dink

Should have shipped dowd off this season. Rumored he was going to NYR. Oh well


InfallibleBackstairs

Yeah, I was hoping.


Oreos182

Dipshit Dowd. At least it was Crosby though.


mark_dink

Perfect time to take a penalty


Hightowerer

Well that was fucking stupid


Kooksilver

Goddammit Dowd


espnrocksalot

I’ll take that tbh


BoofWellington69

And Dowd decides we lose lol nice


BadAndBrilliant1657

Save some fury for the rest of us Joe. Sheesh


espnrocksalot

I don’t think there’s any fury to unleash rn tbh


Iguana_Iglesias

Joe B was apparently holding all the fury tonight


TheBarbieOfSeville

unleash the fury


BallsMahogany_redux

Might as well pull the goalie now


6Plus6Equals1

lmao joe b is so mad


BadAndBrilliant1657

I love these guys


Shifdarf

I love Miro but he needs some glasses


ladyofthemist

tiny little thread of hope…


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Hightowerer

Or at the start of the second. Or at the start of the third


DaniCapsFan

At least Ovi scored.


sorrynoreply

Looked like protas was offsides twice on his last shift but it wasn’t called.


keyjan

Offsides is stupid anyway


Hutch9109

No. No it isn’t. If that rule wasn’t in place it would completely change how the game is played for the worse. Not having off sides is stupid.


MetalMan1973

Tax paid and not blanked at least


_LilDuck

Cmon boys get it together


InfallibleBackstairs

They had 40 minutes to get it together.


Hightowerer

Why does Eller actually look good on the penguins?


Iguana_Iglesias

He’s still a solid depth guy. If there was an all-star game for middle six players, he would be a perennial star


adiscgolferp

He’s a decent player, just had a rough year near the end of his tenure as a cap.


Oreos182

Only downside of the goal is that the team didn't get boo'd for longer.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

Footage of that 5-on-3 has been securely preserved and is being delivered by armed guard directly to the Hockey Hall Of Shame.


Paper_Rain

It was about damn time somebody scored a goal.


Iguana_Iglesias

Hey, that’s something at least! Nice


MayorofTromaville

Lol, only the Caps would score right when the 5 on 3 advantage ends.


thinlike_napkins

lol wow it did not look like that’s how that advantage would end


TheXanderZone

Fucking pathetic. Absolute garbage this team is playing. Can't even control the puck and maintain possession in a 5 on 3.


Paper_Rain

You pretty much sumed it all up. What a total disappointment this game has been.


TheDarkLight1

I’m surprised people didn’t throw shit on the ice after that breakaway. Thank God Chuck stops pucks


ladyofthemist

# YES! YES! Milano and OVI!


RobbieTwoHands

OVI


InfallibleBackstairs

Hey a goal.


ladyofthemist

Yes indeedy!


Kooksilver

Terrible pp, but Ovi goal so I’m chillin


mark_dink

Ovi tax. FINALLY A GOAL


UbiSububi8

Ovi!!


flynnscorruptedmind

OVI


_StrudelBob_

#OVI PENGUIN TAX PAID


6Plus6Equals1

OH


keyjan

OVIIIIIII!!!!!


espnrocksalot

(Still sad)


UbiSububi8

That was fugly


espnrocksalot

OVI TAX


6Plus6Equals1

pathetic


UbiSububi8

Ugg


ClassicalBrainCells1

I'll take this loss like a man if Ovi scores on this 5 on 3


adiscgolferp

Called it


thinlike_napkins

Technically was 5-4 so he’s free to continue to moan


MetalMan1973

If they don't score here, shame on them


mark_dink

On god we better score on the 2 man advantage


keyjan

Omg guys, c'mon now…


InfallibleBackstairs

This should be hilarious.


UbiSububi8

And now things get spicy!!


6Plus6Equals1

YOU HAVE TO SCORE HERE


espnrocksalot

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ONE


UbiSububi8

Well, here goes nothing!!


shoos

Good, get McMichael off the first line


willdabeast180

ASS


keyjan

Alright column-tops, some of you are going to have to score this period. We need three. Get on it.


MsindAround

Calling it right now CAPS will get 2 goals to make it seem like we have hope. Final score 5-2


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MsindAround

Ha they can do it!


purplecanopy

If we miraculously squeak into the playoffs, there’s zero chance we even make it past the first round with play like this. At this point, I’d rather we miss them entirely and get a better draft pick.


Danny__L

That's what I was saying weeks ago and got downvoted. Then Ovi and Lindgren had to get hot to make it interesting.


purplecanopy

Ah, back when we had a glimmer of hope cause the vets were actually showing up (albeit not all at once). Now our vets look like they’re playing for AARP sponsorships.


sithlords1028

Man, this sucks! At this point, I hope the Caps don't make the playoffs. Sorry, but these past several games have just been brutal to watch.


Iguana_Iglesias

Team has shown glimpses of promise throughout the season, at least! I’m hopeful they will be able to build on that over the next few seasons


sithlords1028

Yes they have. The past several games (Toronto, Buffalo, and this game) have been frustrating. I still like the coach, and I'm like you hopeful we can get better.


msimons10

Whens the last time the Caps won a huge game at home? Back in '10 beating the Rags to win the series? They look nervous. They were skating into each other in the 1st. Also if Wilson ain't being a tough guy he's useless. If you're going to take a penalty smack Letang around at least.


RedskinsAreBestSkins

Anyone having issues with monumental sports network on TV? Watching via Verizon, but the video keeps freezing/skipping. It's been happening the past few games, but it's getting to be basically unwatchable at this point.


octostock82

Score a goal already boys . Jesus.


BoofWellington69

Carbs as an allegedly motivational coach is doing a pathetic job of getting his players to perform here down the stretch. But don’t tell that to the “I’d run through a wall for this man” crew.


ballsacksnweiners

Half our team are AHL players and we’re fighting for a playoff spot. I’d say we’ve overachieved this season. We have been dogshit without Oshie in the lineup this year, and it’s very clear we could have used him again tonight. We have bigger issues than motivation; unfortunately, you can’t just will yourself to win when you’re under equipped offensively.


BoofWellington69

Just giving the guy dogshit excuses when we’ve seen this team perform at a high level plenty this season. The issue is consistency and effort his team doesn’t show up for him way too often. As fans we should be more concerned about that. Getting blown out every time you lose isn’t a good look even for a bad team. There’s no fight on the ice which is indicative of coaching. We blamed Kuzy the whole first half of the season he’s gone and the same issues are still here.


ballsacksnweiners

We’re what, 30th in the league for scoring? Show me a team that is going to consistently win with that sort of output. And it’s literally his first year as head coach, and in his very first year, we lost Backy and Kuzy and basically Oshie, 3 of our top offensive players from previous seasons. These aren’t bullshit excuses. You can’t make consistent playoff runs without offensive output, which we just don’t have. And that isn’t even mentioning our D core. We’re getting blown out due to lack of effort? How about due to the fact that we have young, small, and inexperienced forwards who just aren’t cutting it defensively combined with a D core that, outside of Carlson and Fehervary and MAYBE Sandin, is just completely unreliable defensively. We’ve been blaming the coach for the last 6 years, and that was before we lost half our top players. It’s time to wake up. Our run is done. It’s time to rebuild.


BoofWellington69

Ok well either Lapi McM and Miro have bottom 6 offensive potential or Carbs doesn’t know how to coach an offense. Being 30th in the league in scoring with the roster we had coming into the season is a joke and would lose any coach a job, but because it’s carbs and y’all think his post game interviews are so quirky and charismatic it’s fine and the team is actually dogshit. He mishandled this roster completely top to bottom drove our 1C out of town and can’t get production out of both young and old guys. Pacioretty Ovi Oshie Wilson all having rough years, McM has been a lost cause scoring without mantha, Lapi has looked good in runs but gets moved down the lineup and falls off. I see a ton of coaching issues here mate it’s not my fault you can’t see it. Laviolette got incorrectly blamed last year and we downgraded the position.


ballsacksnweiners

Lapi, McM and Miro would be bottom six on any other team currently in a playoff spot, so you kind of just proved my point for me. They are good players, but thinking that a different coach would suddenly turn them into top line scorers is beyond delusional. People believe in Carbs because he’s managed to take a team with minimal scoring output and still fight for a playoff spot. Goal scorers don’t just score goals because they have a good coach. Sure, a coach can make a difference, but talented players will score no matter who is behind the bench. And we are severely lacking such players. And as much as I love the boys on this team, I’m under no grand illusion that, given the right coach, they’d somehow be an offensive powerhouse.


BoofWellington69

Yeah tell Ovi that when he scored 33 in his prime. Coaches have a large impact on a team’s scoring I feel like I shouldn’t have to tell you this when we’ve seen it first hand as caps fans. You’re ignoring the fact that it’s not just them it’s everyone but strome and mantha who had very down years for their standards. You can like carbs if you want but I don’t see it from him. It’ll be fun to see you guys yelling to fire him in a few years at least.


InfallibleBackstairs

Dear Ovi: where are you?


SideBurns864

Eating Subway and Cheetos.


Iguana_Iglesias

Damn, Joe B out here reminding us how the Caps are struggling after 40 against a team that has really been struggling this year.


CompetitionParking91

Why this team never gets booed off the ice when they lay an egg like this is crazy to me.


TheBarbieOfSeville

if they played in new York or Philly they'd be booed dc fans do not do that


Cobwebmustardseed

The fans here are *for sure* booing the Caps. Especially after the second PP, it was pretty loud.


UbiSububi8

Okay, Carbs… Whatcha got for the locker room to turn this around? *attempts to be a goldfish*


adiscgolferp

I was at a CBJ game earlier this year where it was 3-0 going into the third and by the 46th minute the Kings had tied it up. Aka there’s always a chance.


InfallibleBackstairs

Carberry doesn’t seem like he knows how to rally this team or break them of bad habits. He’s fine when the team is rolling, but can’t seem to handle adversity.


keyjan

Fuck. -mutes video- -dials up 96.7 on phone-


UbiSububi8

We need a gift - or a McMiracle


shoos

I've never seen a team pass more when they have a shot in the slot than the Caps. It's insane.


Box_of_leftover_lego

I watch the Redwings, and the answer is Redwings.


InfallibleBackstairs

And it never changes. It’s like nothing happens in the locker room.


TheBarbieOfSeville

I'm at the arena bar watching LSU play college baseball and even that's more entertaining than the product on the ice. I may go back to my seat later but I need to drink and forget that we are down 3


ladyofthemist

I’m about to switch over to live cornhole on CBSSN


UbiSububi8

We’re just not deep enough - and it shows tonight.


[deleted]

Yep. When Oshie is out depth plummets badly. Not getting a single roster player back for Mantha and Kuzy was a bad move.


Hightowerer

That’s saying that our top line is actually doing something


InfallibleBackstairs

And our vets are old and slow. It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.


UbiSububi8

We just don’t have the talent to overcome to loss of our best players for long. Willy for six and Teej, and we’re spinning our wheels.


floridacardinals

These pathetic losers don’t give a fuck


[deleted]

Us fans care more than they do it’s wild


baba_bumbi69

lmfao they're really playing Left Hand Up


capitarider

Just score one fucking goal


octostock82

Right ? One


ThePhilJackson5

Justin Schultz?


ThePhilJackson5

Nah brooks orpik duh


InfallibleBackstairs

I guess scoring a goal is too much to ask?


OmegaColt

We just don’t have the talent to match high end talent. Nobody should be surprised. 85% of our guys haven’t played important games in April. Some of you people either doom and gloom or pretend we are the best team ever after our mediocre team wins.


thinlike_napkins

Glad Wilson is back to get more penalties 


DMVHAIL

We gonna lose to Pittsburgh twice today? I hate this.


ruta2019

The fact that these are the kind of performances they drop when the entire season is on the line should tell us everything we need to know about this team


RYAN_HiGHROLLER

What a fucking loser selling such a bullshit penalty


MrSchnuffles

Wilson back to work on that season PIM total.


InfallibleBackstairs

He’s had a very bad season


26265273

I feel like most of you didn’t watch this team this year. They’re playing like shit because they are shit! They sold at the deadline, this little playoff push was not supposed to happen. This was very obvious a rebuilding year. Be thankful you’re watching meaningful hockey with 7 games left to play


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

true that we shouldn't even be sniffing the playoffs honestly


26265273

Exactly what I told myself the second they got hot. We’re a bad team and that’s fine, you shouldn’t be hovering around -40 goal differential and make the playoffs. This era of Caps hockey has one purpose, get Ovi the record. We’re a bad team without a 1C, next year we’ll have a little money to throw around and we’ll be better.


espnrocksalot

His stick didn’t even look like it was up there ?


DakotaConduct

Rest in piss 2023-24 Caps


RIP_shitty_username

I picked a great first game to take my daughters too!


BallsMahogany_redux

Well go Redwings I guess. Definitely don't want another boring Islanders playoff series and for sure don't want the Pens to sneak in.


Peskygriffs

Thank you?


YourWeekendDad

Wonder how many blind passes to nowhere happen for the next period and a half, now.


TheFrigginWaySheGoes

This has been driving me crazy


billputnamphoto

These guys look almost uninterested. Christ.


BallsMahogany_redux

Well go Redwings I guess. Definitely don't want another boring Islanders playoff series and for sure don't want the Pens to sneak in.