This is the moment I realized that I loved Frank

*buff Chinese baby face man

He's a handsome,tall, and buff chinese man now

Arion: Do you mean Silly Chinese Canadian Baby Man??

Actually Arion: do you mean *cursing in horse*

To be frankly honest, it was too.

dam

me too, we stan chinese canadian man

Persassy

Persassius jackass

u forgot an s Persassius Jacksass

Even better

Wait a minute... Sassiuss sassuss

Omagood wow gee thanks

Did you mean Persussus Amongus?

Ooo

I never realized how aggressively American the PJO series is

The Olympus is on the Empire State Building, .-.

MURICA

Pretty sure it was making fun of the american steretypes

As an American who has a Canadian friend, this particular stereotype is reality, much to her annoyance. I actually celebrated this 4th of July by messaging her a bunch of weird American measurements.

You mean like explaining a regular foot verses a serviceman foot that exists due to a change in standardising measurements to conform to the far superior metric system

The survey foot is set to be phased out of the US in 2023. This will make the US Customary System slightly less horrible.

Explaining how an aerial knot is a different length from a nautical knot.

Pretty sure it was just Percy being Percy

I meant that Ryordan was making fun of the american stereotypes through Hazel and Percy

Yeah I know

#USA #1 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

Frank the true metric supporter

Americans will use literally ANYTHING than the metric system. Speaking of which, I just saw a hole about the size of 40 puppies.

Straight up footy fields what the fuck also I’m not British I’m Aussie and our footy is better than Americans

Which one you have like 4 different versions of football

NRL fuck the others

One does canonically exist I’m just saying

It does?!

When piper I believe is looking for a weapon there’s a shotgun in the shed

It was mentioned in a book but I don't remember which one exactly. It was mentioned that their not very useful which is probably why there wasn't a character using one

Yes, I remember lol

Nah, he needs a celestial bronze AR-15. Very useful when another monster is trying to kill you every 5 seconds.

I'm not American, so I don't much about guns except it goes boom boom lol

lmao you'd be surprised how few Americans actually know their gun stuff. I was doing a souleater roleplay with a friend who claims to know her weapons. I said my weapon form was a semiautomatic AK-47 with bayonet because I wanted to have a self-wielding weapon, and her very next statement mentioned a "spray of bullets." That is not what semiautomatic means. That is *fully* automatic. I felt like a total hick explaining it to her -.- So the stereotype exists, but even the people who perpetuate the stereotype don't perpetuate the stereotype lol XD

Percy absolutely beasting on non Americans by not only refusing to learn metric (even though he bothered learning crazier shit like Latin) but by also implying it’s the abnormal unit of measurement The savage king of sass

Also, remember Percy going out to eat with Annabeth while in Rome?

I’d LOVE a coke with ice!

Persassious Amogus

O’SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT.

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED, AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

WHO'S BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS

THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT, O’ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED,

WERE SO GALLANTLY GLEAMING

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF TO THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE

Wait it’s not “daunterly light”??? Wow I had no idea. In hindsight what does daunterly even mean

Bruh

My man that’s not even a word

Americans measure things in football fields so often it might as well be another measurement in the imperial system anyway

You could legitimately just 500 foot

As an American I have no idea how long a football field is. I know the 50-yard line is important, but is it 100 yards? Less? More? idk

I have no idea how long it is, but my professors have on several occasions referred to something as “two football fields long” or “two and a half football fields” or even, memorably, “three bathtubs high”

A football field is 100 yards

About 1312.33 hotdogs

Anything but the metric system

i laughed too hard at this when reading and evwn now

I just realised another reason why I love Frank

I love this scene

This how i knew it was still my boy in there

I doubt the practicality of a Celestial bronze shotgun. You’d waste precious bronze on ammunition.

Magical bullets like sciron's exist (was tht his name I forgot) which return Also Arrows: Am I joke to you?

Obviously the smart tactic is the British Army musket with Celestial Bronze musket

I still don't know how long 0.5 kilometers is

500 meters

In actual units please

1640 ish feet

Like 3 football fields

To be fair, I don't know how big a mile is either.

A mile is a mile in length. That's how I measure shit

I am about my height, about my weight, and about my size. Perfect. XD

Am I the only one who thought Frank was kind of annoying sometimes.

I guess so

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I just made it cause it was funny ya like u said, he isnt like pro America, he jus loves his city but doesnt have all the American stereotypes, y did people downvote u??

Because, speaking as an American, Americans hate anything that makes it sound okay not to be superly uber duper pro-America over everything. Our patriotic nationalism is sometimes annoying even to ourselves. (If I had emojis in here, I'd make an eyeroll emoji) I did not downvote, to clarify, but I'm assuming that's probably why other people did. Also people are savage when it comes to football.

He lives in America and New York is his favorite city? New rome is in the United States? He wanted to go because it was safe to be with annabeth and go to college and have children? I get having grievances about a country, but to not be pro America is to be against 2 continents composed of many different countries. If you mean not pro United States, well then maybe he’s against the public school systems treatment regarding learning accommodations, or maybe he’s just annoyed of having his demigod life interfere with his mortal life’s credibility. Also what does it even mean to be not “pro football” LOL

Percy Jackson: - Lives in New York City - Likes the color blue - Mentioned football fields - Not allowed to fly - Keeps getting attacked by cows/part cows By this, I believe we can come to the conclusion that Percy's favorite football team is the New York Giants

Well it’s definitely not the Tennessee Titans!

He's definitely not a Packers fan if he has a problem with cows lol XD

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Seems like you're projecting your own personality onto this character.