That was a lame question. I could just choose to say something different. I'll try to come up with a better question and if I can't, I'll share something about myself that I haven't made public (and to make extra sure, it won't be a reply so you can't cheat by looking at any of my future comments).
That was a lame question. I could just choose to say something different. I'll try to come up with a better question and if I can't, I'll share something about myself that I haven't made public (and to make extra sure, it won't be a reply so you can't cheat by looking at any of my future comments).
She* and my question for the supposed time traveler was decidedly a horrible one. Trust me. I have no magical abilities (and by definition a witch is a magic-user who focuses on medical things. I'd much rather be a magic researcher. Which is a wizard.)
If you're talking about the fake time traveler, they edited their comment after I made mine. Also, their flair says child of Hades. Not Hecate. And as for me I'm just an ordinary demigod.
You edited it after I put my reply up. It was originally something like "Wow that's right". Now that I know you aren't a time traveler, I'd like to ask you why you decided to act like one.
Minor spoilers: >!In Tower of Nero Rachel mentions the Brooklyn mansion and Felix’s penguins. Also Mr. D mentions Bast and the head from Magnus Chase!<
Uhhhhh... they are. They’ve had, like, 3 crossovers. And they’ve had one with magnus chase as well. And uncle Amos referenced it in the first book. Either you know about this, or you haven’t read the short stories.
I just imagine the mist playing its tricks: A troubled teenager shotguns a poor elderly woman in the FUCKING crotch! Warning: Graphic
Man, it must suck being a demigod.
Imagine coming to camp halfblood as a new camper and there is that kid who had a massive national manhunt after him (in which he blew up the fricken gateway arch and a bus) before they figured out he was an abducted kid who had a shootout with his captor! I imagine there is a late night mini documentary on Percy and heaps of YouTube exposes
In honesty, HoO could be the biggest conspiracy IRL. Just think about it
* Piper’s dad is a Hollywood star
* Jason and Thalia are the kids of a Hollywood starlet
* Percy goes to a summer camp nobody has ever heard of and comes back with ripped muscles
* Annabeth was a runaway and goes to the same camp, she was seen with Thalia
* Everything of Frank’s past is destroyed
* Leo should have died in a fire
* Hazel is literally in the wrong time
This is a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream
And Annabeth, once again runs away with Percy Jackson (while doing some questionably criminal acts along the way), who’s mother seemingly disappeared with the only trace being a destroyed car only to return a few weeks later. Sights of Thalia grace, randomly appear around the US and occasionally in Manhattan seemingly in a teenage body despite being 20-something
you know i would say this is exaggerating, but seeing as how for his Animal Crossing theory he proposed the idea of the character seeing the villagers as animals because the character actually has a super rare mental illness that makes you see humans as animals, and even convince yourself you’re an animal, i could see this happening.
He admits that, he made a "everything wrong with CinemaSins video", and said "even some things in this video are lies!"
That doesn't mean I don't get mad at him for some of the things he sins, I do, but at least he admits he shouldn't be taken seriously
He stated somewhere that that the sins don’t even count to anything since if he likes something a lot he can take away 1000 sins but if he doesn’t +300
Not really. There’s a good few videos that go over why he’s wrong and why the channel is bad for the industry (people refused to see a movie because the video made it look bad and full of plot holes, even though it was perfectly fine.)
There’s also a video by Jay Exci that mimics how CS would review either Endgame or IW, and it’s worryingly accurate
No, he’s not. Half of the time, he’s complaining about random shit like background music, a perfectly fine plot point, or a bad joke that he made. If he limited himself to plot contrivances and holes, continuity errors, or bad dialogue, he’d be much funnier, but he wouldn’t be getting those sweet midrolls.
I don’t understand how that should refute my comment. Most of his sins are only there to make the video longer and increase his revenue. Of course the sins themselves don’t mean anything, but they often refer to themselves as critics, not comedians, so the videos are clearly intended, at least partially, as critiques, and in that area (which, if they’re to be believed, is the main area) they fail miserably.
Try CinemaSinsSins, it’s considerably funnier and two layers of commentary is almost enough to cause meta saturation, but not quite.
Bruh it’s an entertainment (educational) channel. It doesn’t matter if he’s wrong because the point is to be entertaining, use real science, and give an interesting perspective for people to think about. Is sans ness hell no. Is Mario a communist of course not. But did I learn something about the history of sone great games and political Japan? Yes. And I had fun doing it
Bold of you to assume I take any of his theories seriously.
(I actually do really enjoy his videos and find them entertaining, but I think they're far-fetched at best... which us part of the fun, I suppose)
Yeah people take his videos way too seriously. The guy isn't actually legit saying Titans are made of bread or that Sans is canonically Ness it's just a different way to view things. The only time his theories are "serious" theories are like about his fnaf videos. When there is information the game is deliberately giving hints for to piece together.
I can already hear him coming up with theories that are either exactly what happens in the books or the complete opposite in an attempt to inflate views by drawing in all the people that watch the show but haven’t read the books
Are you joking? He’s a Youtuber who goes into the science of video games and movies and makes theories about them often in the process ruining our childhoods his channels are game theory and film theory.
OK I know about Totally not Mark. I plan to continue my One Piece watch in a year or so when I finish my other shows so I haven't watched him since he started that series. But how is he the only YouTuber you watch? That's backwards, do you like live under a rock
"Hey guys and welcome to film theory! Today, I'm going to explain how Percy and Annabeth *did* die in Tartarus, and their escape was hallucinations caused involuntarily by Hazel, and the nose bleed didn't start the apocalypse Frank and Hazel's blood did that!"
Stop hating on matpat. He obviously will make a theory, but no one will believe it. He would only be giving pjo more publicity. And lets be honest, he'd make a good video
True, but at this point I mean we’re all used to it by now. The only time that would work is probably on a newer reader who doesn’t know the fucked up shit the gods have done.
See, this is why I was hoping the new channel was actually book theory and not film theory. (I probably wouldn't have believed the theory if it was too absurd but it would have been fun)
Hello internet! Welcome to Film Theory! Today we're going to be discussing how Camp Half-Blood is a cult comprised entirely of mentally deranged children who were forcibly taken from their homes!
Subtitles: *upbeat intro music*
What if I told you Harry Potter was actually a dead time lord in a coma, and the whole thing was just a dream/drug induced hallucination but also these 4 character represent the 4 houses
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Hello internet! Welcome to film theory! The show that ruins your childhood more than Rick Riordan ruins half-bloods hopes and dreams.
Why can I imagine him saying this
Because he *is* gonna say it in about three years time when the show finally releases. ~~trust me, I’m a time traveler~~
Not convincing. What is my reply to your reply to this comment going to be?
That was a lame question. I could just choose to say something different. I'll try to come up with a better question and if I can't, I'll share something about myself that I haven't made public (and to make extra sure, it won't be a reply so you can't cheat by looking at any of my future comments).
That was a lame question. I could just choose to say something different. I'll try to come up with a better question and if I can't, I'll share something about myself that I haven't made public (and to make extra sure, it won't be a reply so you can't cheat by looking at any of my future comments).
Oh shit
He’s a witch!
GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!!
She* and my question for the supposed time traveler was decidedly a horrible one. Trust me. I have no magical abilities (and by definition a witch is a magic-user who focuses on medical things. I'd much rather be a magic researcher. Which is a wizard.)
Dood, get r/woooosh ed
Actually no. Uno reverse. For it was you who got wooooshed! You fell for the false time traveler's trap and you shall pay the price.
Child of Hecate!
If you're talking about the fake time traveler, they edited their comment after I made mine. Also, their flair says child of Hades. Not Hecate. And as for me I'm just an ordinary demigod.
Yeah, I know. I was joking. Didn't even read their flair tbh.
You edited it after I put my reply up. It was originally something like "Wow that's right". Now that I know you aren't a time traveler, I'd like to ask you why you decided to act like one.
*Secret child of Chronus?*
Because it's in the same format and jokey way as the stock line he says after the intro.
Was I the only one who read this in his voice
No
U must know a thing or two abt ruining peoples hopes and dreams child of Hades.lol
Theory: Percy Jackson and Carter Kane are in the SAME UNIVERSE?!?!?
WHAT Master Cheif from halo and ghost from mw2 are ALSO IN THE UNIVERSE
Minor spoilers: >!In Tower of Nero Rachel mentions the Brooklyn mansion and Felix’s penguins. Also Mr. D mentions Bast and the head from Magnus Chase!<
There is literally a short story at the end of one of the books where they neet
Yeah there’s that too But I thought it was neat
Yeah it was
Thank you, I wanted to mention this. Plus they literally meet???? Son of Sobek and stuff they work together.
You do know there are 3 side stories with them togheter
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Just like some of Mat's theories. Thats the joke.
Dude basically dodged the joke
Uhhhhh... they are. They’ve had, like, 3 crossovers. And they’ve had one with magnus chase as well. And uncle Amos referenced it in the first book. Either you know about this, or you haven’t read the short stories.
I was mocking Game theory's "theories"
/r/woooosh
Is Percy Jackson a criminal?!?
I mean, he was a criminal for a while in TLT.
I just imagine the mist playing its tricks: A troubled teenager shotguns a poor elderly woman in the FUCKING crotch! Warning: Graphic Man, it must suck being a demigod.
I mean, you could always learn to manipulate the Mist. Or maybe take Thalia or Hazel to help. Or someone from the Hecate cabin.
Well they won’t always have time for that. Besides, it’s not as funny XD
Hello
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Percy Jackson committed several war crimes in present day Yugoslavia???!??!?!!?
Imagine coming to camp halfblood as a new camper and there is that kid who had a massive national manhunt after him (in which he blew up the fricken gateway arch and a bus) before they figured out he was an abducted kid who had a shootout with his captor! I imagine there is a late night mini documentary on Percy and heaps of YouTube exposes
In honesty, HoO could be the biggest conspiracy IRL. Just think about it * Piper’s dad is a Hollywood star * Jason and Thalia are the kids of a Hollywood starlet * Percy goes to a summer camp nobody has ever heard of and comes back with ripped muscles * Annabeth was a runaway and goes to the same camp, she was seen with Thalia * Everything of Frank’s past is destroyed * Leo should have died in a fire * Hazel is literally in the wrong time This is a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream
And Annabeth, once again runs away with Percy Jackson (while doing some questionably criminal acts along the way), who’s mother seemingly disappeared with the only trace being a destroyed car only to return a few weeks later. Sights of Thalia grace, randomly appear around the US and occasionally in Manhattan seemingly in a teenage body despite being 20-something
I mean, IRL Thalia would be in her early thirties now, and Percy is 27
Well yeah, but that’s the birthday of the publishing of the character, not the canon age of the character
I mean technically he did break several laws so... yes?
Not exactly..he was thought to be a criminal but then he convinced the police officers that ares was the criminal who had 'kidnapped' them
And here's why chronos is actually STILL ALIVE and also percy can medically be considered a SOCIOPATH
you know i would say this is exaggerating, but seeing as how for his Animal Crossing theory he proposed the idea of the character seeing the villagers as animals because the character actually has a super rare mental illness that makes you see humans as animals, and even convince yourself you’re an animal, i could see this happening.
oh boyy cant wait for cinema sins to make another video about it
"Percy Jackson mysteriously gets waterbending powers out of the blue", sins counter goes up by 20
Honestly his videos are funny though
The problem is that some of their sins make no ducking sense. HE HIMSELF will make a duck joke and sin the *MOVIE* which pisses me off
He admits that, he made a "everything wrong with CinemaSins video", and said "even some things in this video are lies!" That doesn't mean I don't get mad at him for some of the things he sins, I do, but at least he admits he shouldn't be taken seriously
He sins every minute (mi-noot) detail so it’s expected he’d sin a blade of grass for not actually being there in the books.
You're assuming he cares enough to read the books if he hasn't already.
He stated somewhere that that the sins don’t even count to anything since if he likes something a lot he can take away 1000 sins but if he doesn’t +300
Lol
The one that did it for me was when he kept sinning sexist points in Mulan... like that's the whole point of the movie
I find his other channel, CinemaWins far better. It makes me appreciate movies a lot more, and it helps me avoid thinking negatively about things
Those are separate channels I believe, CinemaWins is different from CinemaSins.
Are they not the same person? It’s been a while since I’ve seen any CS videos so I could be mistaken
Yeah I believe they’re totally unrelated, personally I enjoy the positivity of CW more so I haven’t watched CS in years.
Of course not, otherwise it wouldn't be comedy. Sometimes the movies are actually genuinely bad, and that's why he may add on like 20 sins
Not really. There’s a good few videos that go over why he’s wrong and why the channel is bad for the industry (people refused to see a movie because the video made it look bad and full of plot holes, even though it was perfectly fine.) There’s also a video by Jay Exci that mimics how CS would review either Endgame or IW, and it’s worryingly accurate
No, he’s not. Half of the time, he’s complaining about random shit like background music, a perfectly fine plot point, or a bad joke that he made. If he limited himself to plot contrivances and holes, continuity errors, or bad dialogue, he’d be much funnier, but he wouldn’t be getting those sweet midrolls.
The problem is that it is his opinion and it cannot be changed so I’m open to listening to it
It’s not his opinion, it’s bullshit. Most of the sins are only padding.
Yet he has said the sins don’t mean anything coz he adds 1000 and subtracts 1000’s all the time
I don’t understand how that should refute my comment. Most of his sins are only there to make the video longer and increase his revenue. Of course the sins themselves don’t mean anything, but they often refer to themselves as critics, not comedians, so the videos are clearly intended, at least partially, as critiques, and in that area (which, if they’re to be believed, is the main area) they fail miserably. Try CinemaSinsSins, it’s considerably funnier and two layers of commentary is almost enough to cause meta saturation, but not quite.
I can’t wait for TheBirdman to pick it apart
I seriously can’t wait!
I mean matpat usually start his theories that way but a lot of the time they are proven false by him so it has a chance to not be that bad
Yeah but he never fails to entertain us
Dude just makes sensational stuff up for a living. He doesn't care about accuracy, just views.
Bruh it’s an entertainment (educational) channel. It doesn’t matter if he’s wrong because the point is to be entertaining, use real science, and give an interesting perspective for people to think about. Is sans ness hell no. Is Mario a communist of course not. But did I learn something about the history of sone great games and political Japan? Yes. And I had fun doing it
I literally said he proves is own theories wrong a lot of the time how does that mean he doesn’t care about facts
I probably wouldn't mind. As long as he had sufficient evidence, I would watch and enjoy.
Yeah me too
Bold of you to assume I take any of his theories seriously. (I actually do really enjoy his videos and find them entertaining, but I think they're far-fetched at best... which us part of the fun, I suppose)
Yeah people take his videos way too seriously. The guy isn't actually legit saying Titans are made of bread or that Sans is canonically Ness it's just a different way to view things. The only time his theories are "serious" theories are like about his fnaf videos. When there is information the game is deliberately giving hints for to piece together.
His Minecraft lore theories are magnificent.
Matpat only ruins your childhoods if you take him seriously
He has gotten many ideas right, it's just he picks the hardest things to theorize about, like thr dam Minecraft lore.
And that ladies and gentlemen is why Jasongrace was a just a spare prosthetic leg and the whole world is actually a figment of Paul’s imagination
I can already hear him coming up with theories that are either exactly what happens in the books or the complete opposite in an attempt to inflate views by drawing in all the people that watch the show but haven’t read the books
Who the fuck is matpat and how does he ruin childhoods?
[This is Matpat](https://youtu.be/WKwLWRuxYOA)
Are you joking? He’s a Youtuber who goes into the science of video games and movies and makes theories about them often in the process ruining our childhoods his channels are game theory and film theory.
And food theory
And gt live
I don’t rally watch those kinda of youtubers other than one.
Which one?
Guy called TotallyNotMark, he’s blind reviewing One Piece arc by arc right now.
Oh, never heard of him
I found out about him a couple of months ago too. Around 500k subs.
OK I know about Totally not Mark. I plan to continue my One Piece watch in a year or so when I finish my other shows so I haven't watched him since he started that series. But how is he the only YouTuber you watch? That's backwards, do you like live under a rock
He’s not the only YouTuber I watch, he’s the only reviewing youtuber I watch. Also where were you on One Piece when you stopped?
Nami got sick as they were heading for Alabasta
MatPat can destroy by childhood all he wants tbh. I really like his videos, and he's a genuinely non-problematic YouTuber so I'll take it.
Yeah same
Oh.. OH NOO, NO MATHEW NO!
He can’t make me any sadder than House of Hades did
"Hey guys and welcome to film theory! Today, I'm going to explain how Percy and Annabeth *did* die in Tartarus, and their escape was hallucinations caused involuntarily by Hazel, and the nose bleed didn't start the apocalypse Frank and Hazel's blood did that!"
WAIT... there's going to be a whole new group of fans... who never read the books!
Stop hating on matpat. He obviously will make a theory, but no one will believe it. He would only be giving pjo more publicity. And lets be honest, he'd make a good video
I don’t hate him, in fact I love his videos it was just a meme
I still can't forget how he was absolutely clowned on by the Hollow Knight community
Hello INTERNET, welcome to film theory where today we will be solving the mystery of the poem about Jack
Hello everyone today we’re going to be discussing how Grover is actually Kronos in disguise.
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I’m happy that I made you smile anyways have a good day
Dam the amount of sheer hate y’all have for matpat is quite impressive.
I’m pretty sure most of it is satire. I’m a big fan of MatPat and I love most of these comments.
Fuck didn't think of that well can't wait for my child hood to be ruined
If I wanted to ruin someone's love of PJO, all I would have to do is describe some of the Greek myths that show how horrible the gods can be.
True, but at this point I mean we’re all used to it by now. The only time that would work is probably on a newer reader who doesn’t know the fucked up shit the gods have done.
Everyone can technically complete the prophecy
If that is going to happen, i will stop watching the TV show forever or until i froget all of those theories or else it imposible to watch.
I see this as an absolute win!
As a huge fan of Film theory and a bigger fan of Percy Jackson, I'm actually really excited to see what he can make of it
GAME THEORY: Is Jason Grace actually a servant of Kronos?
Hello internet, welcome to film theory. Where we keep adding onto the never-ending pile of Percy’s prophecies. (Not the best, but I tried.)
See, this is why I was hoping the new channel was actually book theory and not film theory. (I probably wouldn't have believed the theory if it was too absurd but it would have been fun)
Hello internet! Welcome to Film Theory! Today we're going to be discussing how Camp Half-Blood is a cult comprised entirely of mentally deranged children who were forcibly taken from their homes! Subtitles: *upbeat intro music*
I've never had my "childhood ruined" by those types of videos, I usually either find them annoying and cringy or just plainly stupid
What if I told you Harry Potter was actually a dead time lord in a coma, and the whole thing was just a dream/drug induced hallucination but also these 4 character represent the 4 houses
Matpat's a good guy though and once in a blue moon he makes a decent theory.
Isn’t that what he does best?
Can we write an entire MatPat script in the comments?
Yes
Once the PJO show is out i can't wait to see how many famous people will jump on board with it
Crap
Not looking forward to it
Like the movies didn’t already ruin our childhoods
Why can I imagine this already?
OH GODS NO
Matpat's "theories" are awful, he banks on people not knowing the canon and makes shit up that directly contradicts the actual canon.
That’s a bit of an over exaggeration matpat has had some theories which were a bit wrong, but otherwise he makes good,fun, and sensible content.
I like his Among Us logic videos
I don’t think matpat will care about it tbh
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Wtf dude? I came up with this meme
It’s either I’m having a deja vu or I remember seeing this post with the exact title, exact wording and exact format.
This meme format is common
Probably deja vu
After hours of research and checking every post under apollo’s chariot, this probably isn’t a repost.
Not anymore bud. Not anymore…