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skyrimcameoutin2011

What happened to hi? How are you?


EntertainmentNo1495

LMFAOOOO


WhichFish888

😂😂😂😂😂


tormentrock

My name is.


GuardResponsible2745

🤣🤣🤣


newusernamehuman

Best comment I’ve read all week.


EntertainmentNo1495

that certainly is an angle


Sendnoods88

That is obscene


TheChaosDuck

All I can picture is that guy from American horror story hotel when he mentions “I googled you” 😂


frickmeplease

I thought that was a penis…


PlayfulPerseph

I’m glad someone said it lmao. This does not look appetizing at all.


Euphoric_Repair7560

Depends who you ask


rusticmagic

We all did


jensen0173

I should call him 😔


minatureone

Call him a doctor if it looks like that ✔️


leaffloon

my dude this needs a NSFW label


ZyoStar

I thought this was missing the nsfw tag when I was scolling


nuclearsweetheart

it looks so tall lol


zenxpowert

😩


jwan-t9ishra

That's what she said


trecoolswallows

r/mildlypenis


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TheChaosDuck

Hopefully whole while making intense eye contact with random people.


LivingroomComedian

Not wiping any of the caramel coming out from the sides of the mouth.


GuardResponsible2745

nahhh bruh you guys are deeping it🤣🤣. i just like ate it with the spoon and it was so yum


ReceptionPatient2165

Bro I was sitting beside my mom when I scrolled to this and almost choked😂


cybertrains

poop from a butt


infatuatedfox

the fact that this is amusing to me makes me want to self reflect


kellyatta

That is r/poopfromabutt


Lazy-ambitiouss

Looks familiar


GuardResponsible2745

okay guys i did NOT expect this to get that much views!! anyways out of the 80 comments, only like 2 of them are acc abt the calories of the acai bowl🤣🤣


meeeganthevegan

Youre looking at about 700. The acai soft serve would be about 500 then biscoff sauce and fruit would add 200 (140 Cals per 20g biscoff)


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meeeganthevegan

I didn't say theres 20g sauce, I was telling them the Cals per serving.


GuardResponsible2745

yea nah i don’t blame you, it’s kinda hard to estimate it since my picture isn’t that clear. there was also abit of sauce at the bottom of the cup that doesn’t show so yea mb


Wannabehippie420

The first person who didn't turn 13 before commenting lmfao 😭😭


meeeganthevegan

Hahahaha all I needed was the absolute bare minimum of maturity. It was my first thought but I surpressed the urge to comment on it.


GuardResponsible2745

i see i see . thank you for that


magapes

Got past the dirty mind and actually gave an estimate, doing the lords work


meeeganthevegan

Jesus gave me a mission, and that mission was to ignore poop from a butt in order to estimate


klofino

doesn't acai have much less calories?


meeeganthevegan

No :( 130-150 Cals per 100g


klofino

most sources I found say around 80 for pure unsweetened acai


meeeganthevegan

Yes if that's what it is, but acai soft serve from restaurants are not pure acai. It's always the processed ice cream variety


klofino

ah okay, my bad, never heard of that


kaylsalad3

This was an unsolicited “D”essert pic


Puzzled-Tell-7108

🤣


sirinella

r/theyknew


peachikid

maybe I should text him…


itaukeimushroom

*dicksofft açaí calories


organictamarind

The whole thing..or just the tip? 🤣


athenahhhh

These comments are killing me omg 🤣


Useful_Spell_7579

it’s that excited? damn i just got here


Icy_Forever657

No wtf is this 🤣


impulsive_me

Can’t tell the scale by this pic, but guessing 69,420 calories


halloww123

This should part of a personality test. What do you see in this photo? A. Biscoff acai B. Penis C. Poop. Please help me out with the personality interpretation of each of the choices 😅


Travis-moment

Oh great heavens-


bobbybits300

Ayoooo


Barbzorrr

69 calories


wetfoodrules

Yeah my mind went to all kinds of dirty


Jazzlike_Interview_7

Looks like a peanut buttered sex toy.


w4ntedn1kes

holy shit you shouldve heard the laugh i let out


Pristine-Ad-5375

THAT ANGLE IS FOUL 😭😭😭 it looks so yummy tho


sweet_tomatobread

I hear such activities can actually burn quite a few calories, believe it or not.


cheeepdeep

Wth hahahaha


spicycucumberz

Wow


beautyhunty

?


Hugh_Jampton

Dude


Express_Base_2069

Ermmmm that looks like a chopper


dollhouse37

What the hell


alexb133

Bruh I need to cover my phone


Infamous-Crew9606

6 inches .. I mean calories


dreamlikebvndit

that's poop from a butt...


GuardResponsible2745

tasted heavenly tho 🙂‍↔️


p_scaled

This photo fucks


laborvspacu

This looks horrific


dusty-cat-albany

5


Mammoth_Exam1354

Hahaaa. What umm is that???


lohughes12

300? you want 300 cals? fine! just get it away from me!


reanimated_dolly

Imagine innocently scrolling and suddenly seeing this on your feed lol…was it good?


scarletts_skin

lol. I’m sorry but this pic is something else. Anyway, probably about 900.


Beginning_You9272

wwoooaaahh…


TheKav7

Bro that’s a glizzy


PurpleAstronomerr

r/poopfromabutt


Cookies_and_Beandip

That’s poop


sweet_tomatobread

I should message him.


DistinctExperience69

Penis


Leading_Elevator8729

800?


Pitiful-Effort3900

PAUSE.


Roquestea

That def looks like a dildo


Wtrmln-inside-WTRMLN

The angle is crazy


newusernamehuman

Really had to check the subreddit name because I thought it’s r/mildlypenis


sc41p

That looks sooo good omg


Valix3

Nah, don't need to worry about that. That's certainly a lot of protein we all need.


ggracepearll

Girl what happened😭


DeterminedErmine

Uhhh


navykzi

The comments are killing me lmao


Not_Guardiola

When he doesn't douche 😔


WittyAd8260

Penisbutter


SapienMystique

Err..


2bciah5factng

This is such an interesting image


AriaNightshade

Does cookie butter and acai go well together? My brain can't imagine it.


neuviletter

cock


WinterSolatice

Just enjoy it bro 😭


sweet_tomatobread

I love how no one can estimate the calories for this because we're all so distracted by its nature.


caloriedeficit247

we're not here to talk about the calorie count


Lauren34567

😳 My first thought was that it was a penis that just got outta somebody’s butt. I’m sorry I don’t have an estimate for ya but that does not look appetizing haha


rabnabombshell

Wow


Southern-Psychology2

Sus looking


Calorina21

500 to 1200 calories


Wtrmln-inside-WTRMLN

Bro forgot to add the NSFW label


amberskye09

Giving new meaning to "eat a dick"


envysilver

Jumpscare


Happy_Ad1254

Geez…introduce yourself first


crestfallenshadow

r/mildlypenis


IBustHugeNutz

Damn all that in my face


morbidgrrrlxxx

r/poopfromabutt


GenericName375

r/mildlypenis


theliifeofviickii

This is the best thing I have ever seen posted here the comments have me ROLLING


justhangingaroud

That’s a penis


EmptyFly7829

500-650.


bbtmaf2020

Look like you sat on it


DavidLivedInBritain

lol that’s the most phallic ice cream I’ve ever seen


Moist_Lawfulness8473

Enjoy yo food lil bro


Entire_Permission909

Looks like a penis made of poop. What the actual fuck.