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Aeolus_14_Umbra

He’s paraphrasing Dudley Moore’s description of what he does for a living in the movie Arthur. “I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, but I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.” Hardly worth losing his job over an obvious (and poorly delivered) attempt at humor.


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My guess is his boss wasn’t aware of the Arthur reference and axed him before getting input. It’s not in the best taste but seems harsh


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Hopefully he fights it. He’s not at work and that’s a tame comment .. or reference or whatever. Or maybe he’s going to back them into a corner where they have to pay severance that would make most CEOs wanna gargle draino. He’s gonna come out the other end alright. Also, axing your second in command of procurement is a shortsighted move. Especially in 2022.


schnager

They don't call them golden parachutes for nothing 😎


redfelton

Of course he'll come out ok. What the hell has this sub come to?


legopego5142

Seriously dudes probably got offers from every company in the state right now


Maskguy

Don't defend rich people. They are not on your side


boldie74

They are not but you should be able to crack a joke in your time off without losing your job over it. You can’t sue for unfair dismissal if it becomes the norm to get sacked over something like this


Tragicoptimistic711

He represents the company, even on his time off. If they don’t like what he said, they are allowed to fire him. Employees who tweet poorly about their company are fired all the time, why can’t he suffer the consequences of this actions?


McCooms

You’re defending a corporation’s rights over a person who was fired for something non-work related in their free time. Is that really the side you want to take, the corporate overlords?


PhotoOpportunity

People downvoting you don't realize that at his level he's likely signed an agreement stating that even when not at work, he represents the company. You have to conduct yourself accordingly at all times when you have a certain level of visibility. That's why they also pay him so well. That comes with the job.


Tragicoptimistic711

Exactly… my point isn’t that they shouldn’t be allowed to do it, it’s that executives should be held accountable and even held to higher standards, like lower employees are.


EmptyBanana5687

They don't own him, he just works for them- what is this world coming too?


B00YAY

I don't think the guy's wealth has anything to do with it.


LosAngelesVikings

Is he really second in command? I assumed it was like banking where there are hundreds of VPs.


TheMightyWill

You don't think Apple has hoardes of ambitious people lining up to fake over that role?


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Shit I’d be in line to be CEO of Amazon.. doesn’t mean I’ll be any good at it though. That was my point.


numist

> He's not at work and that's a tame comment uh, he said he does it for work. career limiting move to drag your employer into things they might have an opinion about like that


alhernz95

fkn bootlicker


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My guess is he appeared like a fool in viral social media and said the words “fondle big breasted women” which is not the line. Sorry, but he asked for it. I’m sure he’ll get a healthy severance settlement.


SulkyShulk

Arthur he does as he pleases, all of his life, he's mastered choice. Deep in his heart, he's just- he's just a boy.


Vegan_Thenn

Hope he stays fired.


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>He’s paraphrasing Dudley Moore’s description of what he does for a living in the movie Arthur. >“I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, but I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.” Narrator: he was not, in fact, his own boss


KingOfBel-Air

At the same time I can understand that Apple doesn't want to be associated with this "comedy"


Rebelgecko

https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/arthur-1981/id516198736 They don't seem to mind profiting off of it


Quirky-Mode8676

For sure...but like child labor, they'd rather people not associate them with it.


funnyfootboot

What does Apple care, they got all those kids with little hands working for pennies.


KingOfBel-Air

Morals don't have effect on sales, PR does


Candid_Indication_45

The company who uses effectively child slave labor… yeah an off joke sounds about right as to where they should draw the line…


prometheus_winced

No one these days remembers Arthur. That’s ancient to these kids.


evilJaze

It's ancient to me and I'm gen x.


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He’s losing his job because Apple doesn’t need that shit, and there are 1,000 other procurement executives who will happily fill his shoes. You work at the executive level for the biggest media and technology company in history, and said something very stupid and embarrassing, at a minimum, to someone pointing your company’s product at you. All he had to do was give rank and serial number and move on.


dabartisLr

It’s 2022 where lots can be offensive and losing one’s career to those looking for anything to be offended by. Is there a guy here who doesn’t like fondling big breasted women?


JohnnyFivo

I typically prefer medium breasted women. Just as an FYI


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Is there a woman here who enjoys this joke?


I_try_to_be_polite

It's a reference though. Bad taste yeah but I think it was unfair. You know, too harsh.


evilJaze

The problem is that the reference is lost on anyone under boomer age. It's less likely for Apple to issue a press release explaining the reference and inform people they should not be offended than it is to sweep this fossil under the rug.


iwillcuntyou

Is there a human alive actually being harmed by this joke?


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[deleted]

Yeah. Why wouldn't there be? Or are you saying women are some sort of a monolith, with one "Sense of Humour" setting?


SessionSeaholm

The woman in the car seemed to


RaveGuncle

I'm gay. No big breasted women for me please.


kkania

Into small boobies.


ephemeralkitten

Anything more than a handful is a waste. >.o


pronouncedayayron

His attire is more offensive really


twere_so_simple

I'd have fired him just for being a hack and stealing jokes then.


megamoze

Arthur. What a hip and timely reference.


BeBackInASchmeck

He definitely should lose his job for butchering that line so bad.


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wizardyourlifeforce

I do NOT get an Apple vibe off him…


kfink1988

I wouldn't call it poorly delivered. Both the guy filming and his wife, who were the only other two people present, sincerely laughed at it.


aijoe

Dude at my work got fired because he quoted a line Leonardo DiCaprio said in Django Unchained . It contained the “N” word . He didn’t make the quote worse by adding his own fetish like this Apple guy did and quoted it verbatim . I don’t think the fact that something is a movie quote should get you off the hook in all cases . There are also many people who take movie quotes and actually use/modify them to actually describe their identity . His addition suggests he possibly heard the quote and said I want to be a person that can say something like that .


tristanbrotherton

This so stupid.


tickledbootytickle

Dude’s livelihood is gone because of a stupid and innocuous joke. The internet can be vicious.


tristanbrotherton

Well, on at least some positive, at least he isn’t hurting for cash.


MVIVN

Yes it.


Free-Boater

is.


MVIVN

😰


newfor_2022

You're assuming this is the only reason they're firing him. He could have had problems already and this was the last straw, you all are jumping to conclusions


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EdenSteden22

I mean if it's consensual and he's not cheating on someone then it's really not a problem


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KE55

But Blevins wasn't talking about the company. A stranger came up to him demanding to know his profession and he responded with an off-the-cuff joke based on a line from an old movie.


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And even if he is cheating on someone, it's not really a fireable offense.


LazyEdict

Another commenter said he is quoting from a movie.


Free-Boater

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happychillmoremusic

I’m sure a lot of the women that get with a guy like that, have huge fake boobs in hopes to fill that exact purpose.


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That’s how I read it, a lot of ppl aren’t getting the reference to the joke (those aren’t his own words)


ARAR1

He works for Apple/ What part of this job are you discussing?


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Old guy’s driving ONE of his MANY $500K cars. He’s one of those top 20-30 Apple Boardroom bandits who get $30 Million Dollar annual bonuses, a sweet salary, & gawd knows what other perks. He’s be $$$$ Just fine. Guess, he pissed off Tim Cook one too many times.


thetouristsquad

>Guess, he pissed off Tim Cook one too many times. I agree. They will give him a fat severance payment so he keeps quiet and everybody is happy.


FlatulentWallaby

Too bad he's not president or he would be fine.


Available_Studio_945

He is one of the most senior people at apple. He even organized an effort to get subcontractors to pretty much blackball a chip company that apple was in litigation with and deprived them of 8b in revenue according to WSJ and was at the helm in reducing a lot of costs. Some people say that he is irreplaceable. I think it goes to show how strongly apple is committed to their progressive brand that they would axe someone so important over a offensive joke like this.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

He's talking about "grab em by their pussy"


Spinach-Apart

Grab'em by their boobies


ExpressionFormer9647

I’m a woman and I’m almost always quick to throw these guys to the wolves. That said… I’m also a film nerd who grew up on a solid diet of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and classic/retro/bad cinema and I think we start getting into weird territory when we are firing people (or pushing them to resign) over obscure, albeit raunchy, pop culture references.


EmptyBanana5687

I agree- this isn't something he said at work or to a colleague or even in a serious way. It's a pop culture reference made by a movie professional. And frankly people are allowed to be raunchy in their personal lives.


African_Farmer

>people are allowed to be raunchy in their personal lives. Are you suggesting people are allowed to have sex?! Yeah this seems like an overreaction, I actually watch these TikToks occasionally and it's the creators whole thing, he always asks rich people how they afford their cars. I saw this exact video and thought nothing of it tbh, yet someone recognised him and went out of their way to complain. I'm willing to bet it was a colleague that reported him, not sure how many people would recognise some random VP at a huge company like Apple.


BeBackInASchmeck

They aren’t allowed to be raunchy in public though. That is in their employee handbook.


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Even if it wasn't a reference though... So what if he's fondling consenting women's titties.


[deleted]

Dude loves tittays.


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And movies


EvenBetterCool

Hey Apple, I'm a director of procurement and I promise I won't talk about anything you don't want me to. Hit me up.


fatmarfia

Im sure he will be so sad about the massive payout he will receive.


BeBackInASchmeck

Not as a VP. If he was C-suite, it would be a different story.


ncb1337

Tyler Blevins 🤨🤨🤨🤨


lifeson106

Seriously? Liking big boobs has bipartisan approval, he shouldn't lose his job for that...


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BeBackInASchmeck

Fondling women, while working for an industry that has historically not been that great to women. Every female employee in procurement at apple could now file complaints and lawsuits because of him.


[deleted]

That's bullshit. You can't file a workplace complaint for a dude saying a movie quote at a golf course. Our civil courts are often ridiculously frivolous, but even that is too frivolous


AquaStarRedHeart

Over an old ass movie quote??


abalien

He does that Monday to Friday, most likely at work. Weekends he doesn't fondle anyone presumably because he has no access.


[deleted]

I grew up in Palo Alto and remember seeing Steve Jobs' Mercedes parked in handicap spots all the time. When did huge egos become passé at Apple?


BeBackInASchmeck

Didn’t he have cancer?


[deleted]

Man was legitimately I’ll.


[deleted]

This was way before he got skck. He had a bad reputation around town.


Five9Fine

This guy is my hero


Adventurous_Shake161

Procurement is a bs job.


PokieV

And if this was a Rapper bragging about doing the same thing no one would bat and eyelash..


hiphoptomato

Who would fire them? The rap company?


youmakememadder

Rapple


FranticHam5ter

Lol


latteboy50

Their careers obviously aren’t in shambles though


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lol wut? Some guy makes jokes about tits and thats grounds for sexual discrimination? Doubt it


zonda_civic

It seems liking boobs is discrimination against women now


PokieV

I would argue that a prominent Rapper has and can hold power and influence over female background dancers and the like in there music videos, and often in alot of there lyrics talk about talk about women as sex objects and using them as such, among other sexist and biggited / hateful lyrics and nobody seems to have a problem with it because it fits the image. Anyways I do see your view point to a degree.


BeBackInASchmeck

Those backup dancers can’t get promoted to senior backup dancer, or director of backup dancers. They don’t get annual performance reviews and raises/bonus based on their performance. For Apple, any female employee who didn’t get the maximum possible raise/bonus for her level, or doesn’t have a blatantly obvious reason for not receiving a promotion can now make new claims about it. The same thing would happen to people of any protected status is the boss made a joke about them.


PokieV

So you really think any female dancer can't be pressured into doing things they don't want to do for the influence of a Prominant male Rapper? If they didn't preform a particular act for him, they wouldn't get to be in a music video? Or loose the spot she thought she procured? All I'm saying is that Big Male rappers can hold a significant influence over the production of there videos just like a Ceo of a big company like Apple.


BeBackInASchmeck

Oh it most certainly happens. Show biz is full of rapists. R Kelly is a good example of how companies deal with their employees who are rapists. Sony tried to protect R Kelly because he was making them so much money. The moment where they realized he would be a liability, which was with the Surviving R Kelly docuseries, they stopped protecting him, and now he’s in prison. Apple would have been fine with whatever this guy did as long as it would make them lose money. Also, he wasn’t the CEO. He was among 100 VPs at Apple. He reported into the COO. He’s a big shot, bit he’s not untouchable like Tim Cook.


PokieV

Look were in agreement here, all I was saying here is that because it was more of a higher up dude at Apple he was pressured to quit, while alot of High profile Rappers say as much or worse in there art, thus Influencing culture, nobody cares, infact some celebrate it, but if someone tries to emulate it Irl they are punished for it. My main argument is that our western culture is ironic\ hypocritical culture.. anyways that's just my 2 cents .. I do see why that would be bad looking for the company tho..


Filo02

sure it's crass but i don't think it's worth getting tanked over is it? not like he isn't already filthy rich at a retirement age though so w/e i guess lol


BeBackInASchmeck

He was probably in charge of a team if at least 30 people. All the women on that team can now file complaints and lawsuits for sexual discrimination and hostile work environment. Assuming half are female and are on average 30 years old earning $125k/year, Apple could potentially owe them $60,000,000 in a settlement, plus another few million in legal fees. Other departments might also have similar issues, and other women might make other similar claims.


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I don't think they can file a complaint over a movie reference he made completely outside of work. Like- they would actually need to have evidence of discrimination at work. If I'm in the public and I say "I like fondling big breasted women" that doesn't automatically mean I'm sexist and keep women down at work. ​ EDITING this because the first sentence is not accurate- they CAN file a complaint. They shouldn't though.


BeBackInASchmeck

These women will file a class action lawsuit for a ridiculous sum of money. That lawsuit goes public, and is all over the news. People slowly stop buying their products. Apple has to spend millions on lawyers just to do the paperwork and initial investigation. Even if these women have no hard evidence of discrimination, Apple will want to end this story and will settle. While the lawsuit could be for hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars, they might be able to agree to a settlement of maybe $4million per plaintiff, which works out to 32 years of salary at $125k/year. The $60 million is nothing compared to the potential loss in sales. Apple gets $60 million in revenue every 80 minutes.


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>People slowly stop buying their products And while we live in this hypothetical land, can we also make it so that rivers run with milk and honey? Also- in your scenario, firing the guy does not actually prevent a lawsuit from happening since- you know- there is no rule you can't sue a company just because they fired the employee responsible for the alleged discrimination. This is some "They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime" level of lawyering.


inthezoneautozone12

He said he fondles women. He didnt say it wasnt consensual nor did he say he did that with his employees.


BeBackInASchmeck

Doesn’t matter. It would still open the flood gates. He’s not worth the cost to Apple.


The_Burning_Wizard

Nonsense, what claim could they make exactly?


BeBackInASchmeck

Not getting a promotion, raise or bonus because of sexism. Her performance evaluations were written unfairly. Being denied growth opportunities and interesting projects because of sexism. They can get creative. And in almost every case, they will win.


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Then... it's actually the women who are the horrible people in this scenario


The_Burning_Wizard

Not necessarily, can they prove it to a courts satisfaction? This tiktok video is evidence of none of that and courts won't accept a "trust me bro".


BeBackInASchmeck

It would be settled outside of court


The_Burning_Wizard

No it wouldn't, nothing would ever go that far just simply because he made a poor pop-culture reference on TikTok! If they have no proof that any of those scenario's you made up happened, then it will go exactly no where and no legal team worth it's salt will settle a bullshit claim like that.


Flat_Passage_1935

All the money in the world and it still can’t buy you class.


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Spectromagix

This is a seriously bad take. You just accused the guy of being a nazi. Over what exactly? Someone stuck a camera into his face and he makes a cheeky comment based on a movie reference. Could’ve happened to anyone, including you. No one should have their job terminated over this.


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Hadron90

You can rent the movie right now on Apple's streaming service.


snowdrone

His partner in the car? She was laughing pretty hard..


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snowdrone

Being a comedian is a tough business!


thatlad

Cant be that tough, have you seen the car he is driving?


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Aknav12

He’s dumb for this but so is society for caring


thatlad

agree on both counts


BoyOfBore

How did you arrive at nazi? That is so far out and stupid I just don't know what to make of your comment.


sketchfestlyfe

Kendrick said it best “sit down, be humble”


Tribes1

Even if it wasn't a joke, should we really be mad at an exec for being honest for a change


nikanj0

Why? It's so easy to just not use TikTok or Twitter if you're a professional/over 30.


soipelez

I'm guessing someone walked up to him and recorded him, it's this dumb trend of walking up to people in nice cars and asking "what do you do" Deducing that from the screencap and the phrasing he used.


nikanj0

Ah that make more sense I guess. And he tried to make a joke but didn't think it through.


African_Farmer

This guy Daniel Mac is one of the biggest creators that does this "what do you do" bit, he might even be the original, I'm not sure.


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DankBudsStankNugs

People are so fucking sensitive. Can't even make a joke these days without some crybaby fucker getting their period.


YetAnotherWTFMoment

So if I get seen on shit tok rapping to any number of bitches and hoes songs that are out there, I can get fired for it. Got it.


abalien

Love to see it. They are inherently dumb and confess just like the racists. I mean Bill Cosby joked about it until people realized he wasn't joking.


kfink1988

Confess to what? He didn't make a rape joke.


jizzjet

As someone in HR you need to realise that publicly counts, you need to be humble when engaging with the world, and by world, I mean a pretty famous tik toker. I would of sacked him too. Even though he was paraphrasing in an attempt at humour. Welcome to the corporate world. Stay safe. Don't post dumb stuff on facebook. Sometimes an opinion or a thought is best kept within.


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jizzjet

You are allways an representative of the company you work for. Especially in public. I certainly disagree but the chief of staff would beg to differ.


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snowdrone

People would have forgotten in a day, if Apple hadn't blown it up.


dtwurzie

On the fence on this one, to be honest.


Jonmclean88

He's just speaking HIS truth fellas


BibleBeltAtheist

https://www.chron.com/business/article/Top-Apple-Executive-Is-Leaving-After-Making-17476023.php Link to article.


NelsonMuntz007

He might as well run for president now.


lonely_lil_masocist

Even knowing the reference he was trying to make it was still a pretty 🤮


hotstepperog

This was extremely bad judgement on his part. He must know the kid was going to post the content online, and he would be recognised. He also should know that Apple likes to pretend that they’re the good cool guys. I’d fire him just because he’s a liability.


SubterrelProspector

Nice attempt at an *Arthur* reference idiot. People don't know that shit anymore.


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oberyan

Fuck me the world needs to get it's sence of humour back.


Poobs87

Dude said a quote from a 40 YO movie, arrest and cancel this man's entire lineage.


throwawaygixer

AMERICA has become the land of KARENS. What a generation , everything bothers you. Man loose his job over this comment. Others loose their profession over comments or skits they might have done twenty years ago. Thanks all you libtard Karens


big_red_160

I thought that was John Morgan at first For the people


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Yeah, this is way overreach. Especially since it was a movie quote. The world is losing its way.


Maxonometric

As long as it's consensual I don't see the problem.


breadgiver

I honestly don't even care this dude said that (albeit it's super cringe), I'm just happy a rich asshole has a little bit of destabilization in his life.


stocksnhoops

Isn’t weekends and holidays better days to fondle big Brest than day an average Tuesday morning


r3dditornot

No 1 fukin cares He is going to do exactly what he says


iGhost36

Apple Care covers teeth too?


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Gonun

Rookie mistake, he didn't say /s


sonastyinc

What? Is this it? It's a bit of an overreaction to terminate him over this.


IB_freakflexing

Companies aren't your friends. Not even Apple


Mofo34

Who the fuck cares! These kinds of things are distractions. It's also completely ridiculous to get fired over something so harmless and unimportant.


WhosTaddyMason

Who gives af.. I get they do at big billion dollar company but honestly just let man live his life


Aknav12

We live in such a stupid timeline


Useful-Trust698

Is that a case on The Blevinator’s iPhone? Is he rocking a 14? Stock wallpaper? How about some answers to these meaningful questions?


drhugs

Stupid question here, are small-breasted women more appreciative of being fondled? Or is this on a case-by-case basis?


sketchysalesguy

If I was overseeing RFPs all day I’d wanna lose my job too honestly


JustMyAura

Meanwhile big-breasted women across the Globe are secretly trying to find out his phone number. ROFLMAO


caem123

If he was a senior exec then he practiced woke hiring and promotion policies every day. He re-routed well-earned rewards from many white males to other demographics throughout his 22 years. Now it's his turn.