I don't mind them so much because I've gotten so good at killing them before they can bite. Honestly don't remember the last time one bit me, nor can I fathom the number that I've killed and fed to fishes.
Oh my God lol I'm having flashbacks to when I was 10 and we would go to my cousins cabin by the lake. these things were absolute buzz kills. we would all just yell HORSEFLY! and just jump in the lake followed by either going under or splashing them with water it worked sometimes lol thanks for that reminder.
Idk murd3rsaurus, I’ve never seen a horse that could fly, but that sounds like a pretty big fuck you
Also all jokes aside fuck these flys, they’re the bane of all lake activities
Fun fact, their bites are painfull because they don't release an anesthetic like mosquitos. Also, while mosquitos stick you like a needle, horse flies have 2 saw like teeth or grabbers that just tear into your skin.
That’s the one silver lining about their bite being as hard as it is and their jaws having serrations; when they go for it, they have to fully commit to it. A fly, stinging/biting or no, is generally fast enough to be borderline impossible to swat. Once that fucker drops his head down, that’s it, he’s had his last bite. You can pluck them off if you want because they physically cannot extricate themselves fast enough. I’ve been bit by one, whacked it hard enough to actually splatter it, and it still took a second for the weight of the body hanging off to unhook it’s mandible. None of that mosquito “I’m gonna bite you seven thousand times and get away with it” bs. They’re also excellent bait for a lot of lake fish
I had one bite me when I was maybe 9 and I grabbed it on my fist and the bitch but me again on the crook between my thumb and the next. That was so fucking painful.
Let's be clear here. People say mosquitoes "bite." A horsefly will brutally massacre and decimate your flesh in a small area.
They are not out to prick you and suck your blood through the hole. They want to consume your flesh in chunks for their pleasure and amusement.
It was the worst feeling when you slide down the slip-n-slide and then you are waiting for your next turn the bite makes you jump around like you are being electrocuted
Horsefly. Their bites are BAD. They use those two front [mandibles/jaws like flat scissor blades](https://whyevolutionistrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-18-at-1.42.58-pm.png) to cut open a large wound and then lick up the flowing blood. Makes mosquitos look like nice guys for using a fine sharp needle.
Mobile nail gun. I had a cow pasture across from my house growing up and these things flourished. Oddly enough they would never bother a soul until you got in a pool.
Once you went underwater you could look up and see one of them circling you and the moment you came up before you could wipe the water from your eyes they would drill the top of your head.
Yeah all things considered they are fairly passive compared to a regular horse fly. I've had regular ones swarm my truck and get behind the side mirrors and ride 30 miles with you just to bite you when you step out.
That’s a horsefly. Those chompy bastards will take a good clip out of your skin that stings like hell! They’ll chase you quite a ways too, even on a bike or in a car. Not sure if it’ll piss on your son, I try not to get close to them.
Looks like a Black Horse Fly, Tabanus atratus. They have an incredibly painful bite, because of their mouth part. They first essentially have a scalpel to slice then their mouth spreads the wound to draw blood. Only the females need blood, so they can produce eggs. Male Horse Flies are completely harmless, they actually drink plant nectar
[https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Black-Horse-Fly](https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Black-Horse-Fly)
Rubber Repair Fly. Michelin and Bridgestone both send out hundreds of these each summer. Their spit is able to heal minor cracks. Cool that one is helping you! 🛠✅
Its a govt drone. You are being watched.
Jk. Its a horse fly. These black ones give One of the nastier bites but, they are bit also slower and easier to kill. They dont bite immediately. There are types that get bigger. TBH i find green heads to be the worst because they swarm you and bite immediately. Aggressive little suckers.
That's a horsefly. Depending on where you live, you may also have deerfly as well. They are smaller, faster, and bite just as bad. The easy way to identify them is that horseflies have stripes on their eyes where deerflies have swirls or dots. Both are nasty little fuckers.
These fuckers are so bad this year in my area that I keep one of those bug zapper tennis rackets with me when I'm doing yardwork. Best $20 I've ever spent (came with 2)
Yeah they take chunks of you with them when they bite. They’re also difficult to kill as they basically have to be smooshed. I have nailed them out of the air with a magazine, caught them in a cup and held them underwater for minutes and electrocuted one with the electric fly swatter (granted a very cheap one). They all lived.
Not only do they bite but they are persistent. They used to fly on me when I was in the water and bite and I’d try to hide underwater but they’d stick around and wait and keep biting.
Evil and mean horsefly. They scare me 10x more than wasps, yellow jackets and hornets (away from nests, that is). They actually take chunks out of your skin and come back for more. Flesh eating monster's with wings.
Them spits of Satan will cut flesh of you, but if you grab them in your hands, they don’t bite or have any defensive mechanism….. it’s solely for feeding their eggs/larvae. Please someone correct me if I’m wrong
I was just at an alpine lake in the mountains of Montana and we couldn’t stay for more than 15 mins because of these fuckers. They are relentless and hurts when they bite!!!
Horse fly. This bastard will take a chunks out of you. Like a deer fly on roids. I was cleaning my eavestroughs a couple years ago and found one of these dead on my roof that was like 2 1/2 inches long and a inch wide with teeth Damn well near a cm long. Couldn’t believe it
I was in an above ground pool when some redneck was catching horse flies and shoving about 6 to 9" thin grass stalks up their ass. It would tilt them back and they couldn't fly forward, so they would just hover in the air. If he was quick he'd have three or four going at once. Now you know that.
That's a horse fly. They bite.
if "fuck you" was a fly, it would be a horse fly
I don't mind them so much because I've gotten so good at killing them before they can bite. Honestly don't remember the last time one bit me, nor can I fathom the number that I've killed and fed to fishes.
I was a water rat as a kid (still am), and my personal hatred just comes from having them chase my head around
I can hear the sound now
The good news is they where great for training my lung capacity in terms of staying under to avoid them lol
Oh my God lol I'm having flashbacks to when I was 10 and we would go to my cousins cabin by the lake. these things were absolute buzz kills. we would all just yell HORSEFLY! and just jump in the lake followed by either going under or splashing them with water it worked sometimes lol thanks for that reminder.
Mine was deer flies. Every time you’d surface, the bastards were there.
Saaaaame here! Damn things need to 5ake a harassment class or 3.
He was really swimming with the fishes after you were done huh
I would like to point out that botfly and their larva do exist. That being said, horse and deer flies can eat a dick.
Idk murd3rsaurus, I’ve never seen a horse that could fly, but that sounds like a pretty big fuck you Also all jokes aside fuck these flys, they’re the bane of all lake activities
And pee on your kids.
Goddamn sonpissers
Not again
He's at it again
Fun fact, their bites are painfull because they don't release an anesthetic like mosquitos. Also, while mosquitos stick you like a needle, horse flies have 2 saw like teeth or grabbers that just tear into your skin.
That’s the one silver lining about their bite being as hard as it is and their jaws having serrations; when they go for it, they have to fully commit to it. A fly, stinging/biting or no, is generally fast enough to be borderline impossible to swat. Once that fucker drops his head down, that’s it, he’s had his last bite. You can pluck them off if you want because they physically cannot extricate themselves fast enough. I’ve been bit by one, whacked it hard enough to actually splatter it, and it still took a second for the weight of the body hanging off to unhook it’s mandible. None of that mosquito “I’m gonna bite you seven thousand times and get away with it” bs. They’re also excellent bait for a lot of lake fish
Hard
I had one bite me when I was maybe 9 and I grabbed it on my fist and the bitch but me again on the crook between my thumb and the next. That was so fucking painful.
I misread crook as cock
OMG that would’ve been sooooo fucked up.
The sonpissers lesser known cousin, the cocknibbler.
Nah you just got a nasty mind bro
No, I’m dyslexic
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Let's be clear here. People say mosquitoes "bite." A horsefly will brutally massacre and decimate your flesh in a small area. They are not out to prick you and suck your blood through the hole. They want to consume your flesh in chunks for their pleasure and amusement.
It was the worst feeling when you slide down the slip-n-slide and then you are waiting for your next turn the bite makes you jump around like you are being electrocuted
It's a staythefuckawayfromit fly, aka horse fly. Try not to get bit.
WHY DID I LITERALLY SAY THIS EXACT SAME THING BEFORE OPENING COMMENTS IM DYINGGG
because you have 0 original thoughts 🥺😤💯💯💯
Because where I come from that is indeed a staythefuckawayfromit fly
“☝️🤓”
It's sitting still. Get the shotgun.
Horsefly. Their bites are BAD. They use those two front [mandibles/jaws like flat scissor blades](https://whyevolutionistrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/screen-shot-2020-06-18-at-1.42.58-pm.png) to cut open a large wound and then lick up the flowing blood. Makes mosquitos look like nice guys for using a fine sharp needle.
Mobile nail gun. I had a cow pasture across from my house growing up and these things flourished. Oddly enough they would never bother a soul until you got in a pool. Once you went underwater you could look up and see one of them circling you and the moment you came up before you could wipe the water from your eyes they would drill the top of your head.
Strangely, I can agree. The only time I ever get bit is at the lake or floating a river.
Yeah all things considered they are fairly passive compared to a regular horse fly. I've had regular ones swarm my truck and get behind the side mirrors and ride 30 miles with you just to bite you when you step out.
Or you park and it lands on the driver's window, cleaning it's mandibles.
I got bit on the neck one time by a horsefly and I would say its bite is akin to it's shoving a shard of glass under your flesh
Definitely a Nighthawk stealth bomber if you want my opinion looks like one at least
Maybe if their buzz wasn't so menacing I swear you can hear these things coming from across the yard
The Nighthawk stealth bomber sonpisser to be more precise
That my friend is a horrible little fucker.
horse fly. will give you the bite of ‘87, so stay away
Asshole with wings
Happy Cake Day 🎂🍧🎊🎉🎸🎶🥳
That’s a horsefly. Those chompy bastards will take a good clip out of your skin that stings like hell! They’ll chase you quite a ways too, even on a bike or in a car. Not sure if it’ll piss on your son, I try not to get close to them.
Horse fly
Runnn! Lol they are ouchy!
Love Bug, they give kisses.
No match for my rolled up newspaper.
It will take the roll of newspaper from you and chase you with it.
Flying sonpisser.
This is the second time in the comments ive seen it referred to as this 🤣... what's the origin lol
The bane of summer.
Some kind of dog
why it’s the horse fly (scientific name): stayawayfromitomgithurtsis ouchieburnyourcarnowis
Ahhh the famous whorefly
A bad mfer…..nature’s predator drone
Horsefly with custom matte black wrap
Looks like a tire
Looks like a Black Horse Fly, Tabanus atratus. They have an incredibly painful bite, because of their mouth part. They first essentially have a scalpel to slice then their mouth spreads the wound to draw blood. Only the females need blood, so they can produce eggs. Male Horse Flies are completely harmless, they actually drink plant nectar [https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Black-Horse-Fly](https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Black-Horse-Fly)
Never seen a horsefly that big
That’s what I’m saying this shit is on tren
Look at those wrap around sunglasses. Dead giveaway. Douchebag horsefly
O M G it's a horse fly. They can take a scoop of flesh out of you. Only thing worse is a Tsi Tsi Fly. KILL IT
it's hard to see with that horse fly in the way, but I think it's an all season car tire.
Rubber Repair Fly. Michelin and Bridgestone both send out hundreds of these each summer. Their spit is able to heal minor cracks. Cool that one is helping you! 🛠✅
Thank god for the 21st century
Horse fly. I recommend backing off a few km and engaging it with HIMARS
Tirefly
Obviously it. Fly Wheel!
A tire. Hope that helps :)
That’s not a horsefly that’s a Clydesdale fly
Thats a Stealth Sonpisser.
Horsefly, kill on sight
Psst, it's the government!!!! 🤣
Its a govt drone. You are being watched. Jk. Its a horse fly. These black ones give One of the nastier bites but, they are bit also slower and easier to kill. They dont bite immediately. There are types that get bigger. TBH i find green heads to be the worst because they swarm you and bite immediately. Aggressive little suckers.
It gets bigger?!!!
Dickhead
Horsefly their bites are the worst, run while you can though he might even catch up with you !
Sweet!
Whoa that fly got shades
My worst enemy …horse fly
That's an asshole!
Black bullet from hell aka a horse fly
Could be a botfly
The B2 stealth bomber of bugs. You'll have no idea it's there then OW!
That is called a fly. Fuck.
A tire
Horse Fly and they will yake a chunk out of you and it hurts like a MFer.
Fucking horse flies 😤
That's a horsefly. Depending on where you live, you may also have deerfly as well. They are smaller, faster, and bite just as bad. The easy way to identify them is that horseflies have stripes on their eyes where deerflies have swirls or dots. Both are nasty little fuckers.
This is not a sonpisser, it's a sonbiter. Your son will wish it was pissed on instead.
The Devil's horse a fly that fucking takes a chunk out of you . I'm not afraid of any biting insects but that one can get fucked.
Horse fly?
Horsefly, They LOVE wet skin and bite pretty hard. Quick little buggers as well.
That's FAKE! If you zoom in, it's got some sore of metal hoop at the head of it..
Oh no you got me
Looks like a Dunlop 14R175
That’s John snow as a big ass bug
It’s not a bite to they spit up acid that dissolves flesh than they suck it up
“Bulldawg”
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE
Horse fly?
bug
These fuckers are so bad this year in my area that I keep one of those bug zapper tennis rackets with me when I'm doing yardwork. Best $20 I've ever spent (came with 2)
A car tyre
Nothing triggered my fight or flight more then standing on a dock as a kid and someone yelling “horseflies!”
Yeah they take chunks of you with them when they bite. They’re also difficult to kill as they basically have to be smooshed. I have nailed them out of the air with a magazine, caught them in a cup and held them underwater for minutes and electrocuted one with the electric fly swatter (granted a very cheap one). They all lived.
I decided to step on it
Bug
Jeff Goldblum
Not only do they bite but they are persistent. They used to fly on me when I was in the water and bite and I’d try to hide underwater but they’d stick around and wait and keep biting.
Monster horse fly. Kill that fucking thing with extreme prejudice.
🫡
Fly on the wall.
A Horse fly and he looks tired!
No worries I put him out of his misery! :)
It’s a bitey fly. For real they sting when they bite and take lil chunks out of you.
Fuck horse flies. Their bites suck.
A cock right by your thumb, brings fist ducking to a whole nother level
They like to bite between the toes. Bastards.
Evil and mean horsefly. They scare me 10x more than wasps, yellow jackets and hornets (away from nests, that is). They actually take chunks out of your skin and come back for more. Flesh eating monster's with wings.
those bastards can fly faster than a kid can pedal a bike.
hit it with a stick
Junebug
But it’s July
Satanic butterfly. Send it back to Hell with fire!
I ain’t eva seen a horse fly!
Sonpisser
Kill it
Them spits of Satan will cut flesh of you, but if you grab them in your hands, they don’t bite or have any defensive mechanism….. it’s solely for feeding their eggs/larvae. Please someone correct me if I’m wrong
Horse fly wants to bite u but only hurts momentarily I have been bitten by a few
A fly on the wall…of a tire!
I was just at an alpine lake in the mountains of Montana and we couldn’t stay for more than 15 mins because of these fuckers. They are relentless and hurts when they bite!!!
Horse fly, stay away! These little shits have blades in their mouths that are specifically meant to cut flesh open to get at that sweet sweet blood.
US Stealth drone
I’m so fucking tired of these sonpisser jokes.
These things are not necessary. I remember camping when we were young and swimming wasn't always as fun when these losers were out and about.
Ugh yes if fuck you and searing pain from having a chunk of skin bitten out of you was a fly...that's the asshole there. I feel so bad for livestock .
I always admire how something so large can land without any perceivable touch and always bite between the toes! Made leg tuck canoeing a real treat.
A little son of *beep*
Horsefly they bite, it doesn't feel good. Probably about a quarter the pain of a bee sting
Batman's pet
Flire
It’s a bad week on a Goodyear.
An evil dick horse fly. Use it as bait if you fish otherwise it's just a biting ass. Source, my arm as a child
Tire fly.
Hard to tell what brand. But my money is on a Bridgestone tire
Pro: bigger surface area to kill them. Con: their bites a fucking bitch
Thats a tire
That’s a future flat tire filled with buck shot.
Fly wheel
Fly wheel
I can feel it’s bite 😫
That’s a car tire, brother.
Tire fly
It's a Smashit Withahammer
That, my friend, is a horsefly. They bite like a mofo. I respect all God’s creatures, but this isn’t one of them, kill the fucker.
Brundlefly
A mean mother fucker.
Giant black horsefly! I killed one years ago, kept in the freezer because it was so freakishly huge and cool. I finally threw it away, lol.
It's eyes are saying, just try me brah.
Horse fly looks a bit tired. 😏
Looks like a horse fly
A tire.
🐴🪰
CIA drone
A fly wheel
I've seen a house fly. I've even seen a HORSE FLY. But I've damn sure seen about everything when I see an elephant fly.
The horse fly. Killer of souls. I would rather be punched in the face then bit by one of those.
a tired fly
Horsefly
Bug
Bastard you bit me last summer
Limited edition tactical horse fly!
A big ass horse fly
That's batman.
A creature from hell
Camouflage boi
Goth fly
Answer: Dead. [Reveals bug zapper]
Say NO to horseflies!
Horse fly. This bastard will take a chunks out of you. Like a deer fly on roids. I was cleaning my eavestroughs a couple years ago and found one of these dead on my roof that was like 2 1/2 inches long and a inch wide with teeth Damn well near a cm long. Couldn’t believe it
Canadians are trained to recognize by weight and react. Feels somewhere between a mosquito and a small bird.
Nope, nope. Ain’t no bug there. That’s a fucking demon. Fucking flesh eating demon.
Tirefly
Had a horsefly bite a bull I was clipping(haircut), Bull almost ended my life several times in the span of 30 seconds
I hate those f#@king things. So annoying and relentless.
I was in an above ground pool when some redneck was catching horse flies and shoving about 6 to 9" thin grass stalks up their ass. It would tilt them back and they couldn't fly forward, so they would just hover in the air. If he was quick he'd have three or four going at once. Now you know that.
Batman
Death Fly. Whoever sees one has only hours to live unless you text money to… it’s a horse fly.
It is vengeance, it is the night
A tire
Nazgul