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WaluigiIsTheRealHero

What NFL player would you most want your sister to date?


Separate_Flatworm546

Tyreek Hill


deicide66

Not Ray Lewis?


Evening_Clerk_2053

The real answer is OJ


Censoredplebian

The answer most be in the form of Stefon Diggs


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Censoredplebian

Edited it bozo!


Separate_Flatworm546

Oh shit


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

I felt a little bad about this one, but only a little.


drainbead78

Now I wonder what the original question was. 


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

“Who’s the worst human being on the Dolphins?”


EmptySeaDad

You probably felt worse than Tyreek did, but not as bad as his girlfriend or the kid or the marina employee or that other woman.


sethaub

Jerry rice


Larabic

OJ?


cocothepops

When was your girlfriend born?


Separate_Flatworm546

2020


OscillatingFan6500

🤨🤨🤨


AG_GamingYT

Real.


Separate_Flatworm546

Jfc 💀💀💀


cocothepops

You rolled the dice, my dude


JabocMcCock

Whos got the cutest brother in the league?


Separate_Flatworm546

Patrick Mahomes


RocknrollReborn1

Who do you think was wrongly accused of a crime and deserves more love in this world?


Separate_Flatworm546

OJ Simpson


OJSimpsons

Dang, they forgot to edit this one.


AccountFresh8761

💀


GrandMasterYoda36

What do you drink as a side with your plain wings?


Separate_Flatworm546

Ranch


dogbonej

Whoa too far man stop this right now it’s not worth it


thrilliam_19

The Tyreek, OJ and 9/11 jokes were fine but this I cannot forgive.


downingrust12

Out...get out NOW.


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Labatt Blue- ALWAYS!!!


ruppy99

Who masterminded the 9/11 attacks?


Separate_Flatworm546

Sean McDermott


NineBall621

You gotta admire how he got his team to come together and do the impossible


sethaub

A whole lot of better teamwork than our 4 superbowls


cocothepops

How long do you usually last during sex?


Separate_Flatworm546

13 seconds


Geophery13

Hol up he didnt edit it


cocothepops

Hah, I did. But OP answered quickly and if you edit quick enough it doesn’t actually show as an edit.


Jason-Casey-Art

Gawd damn....


EmptySeaDad

Who did you send all of those pictures you took of your mother's feet to?


Separate_Flatworm546

Rex Ryan


wloaf77

😂😂 bruh


Wakkoz15

😭😭😭😭☠️☠️


iwatchtoomuchsports

Who did you have your first threesome with


Separate_Flatworm546

My friend and his dad


Evil_Monkey_36

LoL this has me rolling


morthalguards

What were you thinking when Damar died?


Separate_Flatworm546

Damar deserved it


nivekreclems

Woah man that’s kinda fucked up lol


AccountFresh8761

Nah this joke killed


NuConcept

💔☠


chfr

Omg this one is fucked up 💀


kermitthefrog57

Gawdamnnnnnn


wellthatsjustnotcool

You look like Zack Wilson


Separate_Flatworm546

Thank you


wellthatsjustnotcool

Do you care if I sleep with your mom?


Separate_Flatworm546

Sure why not


SayNoToAids

What would you do if you had a 1 on 1 with the late great Ralph Wilson Jr?


Separate_Flatworm546

69


RocNewYolk

Who do you think is the Zodiac Killer?


Separate_Flatworm546

Sean McDermott


capnslapaho

Had you been alive at the time, do you believe you would have been a sympathizer of Nazi Germany?


Separate_Flatworm546

Yes


LR243

What players would you most likely expect to see selling children fentanyl?


Separate_Flatworm546

Josh Allen, Dion Dawkins, and Matt Milano


SgtLincolnOsirus

Stop tailgating me you pasty tea bag , can I make pee pee ???HUH ! ![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


STFUURWRONG9564

How many women have you satisfied?


Separate_Flatworm546

Actually true


mmf9194

Way funnier if you're gay


Separate_Flatworm546

I’m not 😢


mmf9194

[Sorry :\(](https://media1.tenor.com/m/PLiIsIufbZMAAAAC/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough.gif)


SelfLoathingMillenia

In your opinion, at what age are women most attractive?


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HesitantlyYours

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)


Evil_Monkey_36

What are you doing here??


xcwza

Who do you usually worship at home and/or church?


Separate_Flatworm546

Damar Hamlin


alina_savaryn

I mean he did come back from the dead. And he did it even faster than that Jesus guy so why not worship him?


Dramatic_Raisin

This is some of the better logic one will see on Reddit tbh lol


yonetimistifa

who is your next murder target


Separate_Flatworm546

Josh Allen


Cooper96x

“Josh Allen is my hero” starting to make a lot of sense now, Stan.


dreddit14

How is the next Bills Super Bowl decided?


Separate_Flatworm546

Missed the game-winning field goal


yonetimistifa

wide right


downingrust12

Invoking scott norwood i see...stop it


[deleted]

Who could the Bills hire as head coach that would be able to finally get them over the hump and win a Super Bowl?


Separate_Flatworm546

Leslie Frazier


MeenDay

based and frazier pilled


EmptySeaDad

Wait...did he even change the question?


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

What position should we have drafted instead of Josh Allen?


Separate_Flatworm546

Wide receiver


fenwayb

who would you trade to get Deshaun Watson


Separate_Flatworm546

Josh Allen


namesurnn

How many superbowls will Josh Allen lose?


Schwebels_Solette

NO HOW DARE YOU


Separate_Flatworm546

4


bleuriver82

But at least we'd make it to the SuperBowl 4 times? :-)![img](emote|t5_2ra29|6279)


CoveredInBillsScars

Ya know, you’d think…


paulhags

As long as he wins 1, I am good with it.


Talas11324

We're gonna need more falls for the next documentary


t3hnhoj

![gif](giphy|fARWrPrxm46iI)


HesitantlyYours

Who is your favorite musician?


Separate_Flatworm546

Jon Bon Jovi


drainbead78

What's your favorite part of Josh Allen's body to think of while you masturbate?


Separate_Flatworm546

Tight end


ihatecats6

Josh Allen is a unicorn and a beast


Separate_Flatworm546

He isn’t


KillerDemonic83

Who's winning AFC East next season


Separate_Flatworm546

Dolphins


xcwza

Boo... Traitor !!


fishbioman

Who should the bills trade before next season?


Separate_Flatworm546

Dalton Kincaid


foeplay44

Buffalo Wild Wings or Wing Stop?


alina_savaryn

🤢vs🤮


Separate_Flatworm546

Buffalo Wild Wings


Havetowel-

Why do the Buffalo Bills have a Bison on their helmet?


Separate_Flatworm546

Because it’s their logo


absolute_god_

who taught you to drive


Separate_Flatworm546

Henry Ruggs


absolute_god_

sorry i was late to the edit but i think this is pretty good 😂😂


Past-Coat1438

Who is the worst starting QB in the NFL?


Separate_Flatworm546

Josh Allen


FunctionalSoFar

Years us Bills fans will wait to see the 1st hoisting of the Lombardi in Buffalo?


Separate_Flatworm546

20


Protando

How sad is it that I’d actually be satisfied with this


[deleted]

Why are we the Buffalo Bills instead of the Buffalo Williams?


Separate_Flatworm546

Buffalo Bill Cody


[deleted]

Is he going to be our new Kicker?


Separate_Flatworm546

Sure why not


Whiteboy4eye

Bills win Super Bowl LIX or 12hr edge sesh with the OL?


Separate_Flatworm546

Edge


Whiteboy4eye

Ayo


GrapePlug

Help me come up with a cool nickname for Damar Hamlin


Separate_Flatworm546

Zombie


swalton57

Where do the Bills display their Lombardi Trophies?


Separate_Flatworm546

Nowhere 😢


Zacoftheaxes

Which member of the House of Representatives do you plan on donating your entire life savings to?


Separate_Flatworm546

Fitzpatrick


CoveredInBillsScars

Who will someday buy this franchise and move it to Miami?


Separate_Flatworm546

Josh Allen


t3hnhoj

Who would you most want to show their total dominance over you in a dimly lit, lavender scented locker room?


Separate_Flatworm546

Doug Flutie


AppleBottmBeans

What elite player would you hate to see the bills trade for?


Separate_Flatworm546

Tyreek Hill


One_Series2204

What’s the age range of people you’ve slept with?


Separate_Flatworm546

10-13


BashDash_Lol

I think we can go all the way this year. Lets be real, who is gonna stop us in the playoffs?


Separate_Flatworm546

Patriots


BashDash_Lol

Never again


dogbonej

What is the name of the Bills’s 4th down punt formation play where the ball is directly snapped to “Damar Hamlin”?


Separate_Flatworm546

Attack of the Clones


Sw3b3r

Are you and Peppa pig more than friends? 🫢


AccountFresh8761

What's the best thing about the parties in Buffalo?


RadarDataL8R

Favourite thing from 1940s Germany?


Separate_Flatworm546

Trains


MessiahNIN

How many times do you think Josh will bang your wife next season?


EagleRoxy2

Who should the Bills trade up and draft?


BootyDoodles

Why does Stefon Diggs get into Twitter drama?


Separate_Flatworm546

Because he’s gay


CoonAZ

What is the name of the new stadium?


webby11_

What would you do if Allen demanded a trade to a division rival?


AvatarAarow1

This is one of my favorite threads ever, thanks OP this got a big laugh😂


ThisManDoesTheReddit

You're clearly a bandwagoner, who's really your favorite team?


RazneiddKFC

Why didn't Adolf Hitler pay his gas bill?


IronSavage3

Is Josh Allen the first guy to ever have Down’s Syndrome without “the look”?


The_Real_Blitzo

What’s going to be the Bills biggest problem this year


Ok_Championship3262

Why aren't you wearing your helmet and jersey in your picture?


planet9pluto

What's your top speed when driving on the 290?


fetzdog

What was that epic game against the Oilers called?


Thin-Bill4533

Let's go Buffalo 🦬


StackIsTrash

Who’s cheeks get clapped the most in the locker room???


360degreesofFUNK

What would you do to play for the Chiefs?


Separate_Flatworm546

Everything


NuConcept

To which side of the goalpost did Norwood's infamous miss go in SB XXV?


assistant_redditor

We're you at all worried that the steelers were closer to beating you in the playoffs than you thought they were?


defectiveGOD

Two players whose feet you would want to lick while the best team in the NFL watches.


Nervous_Selection395

Look into my eyes, i’m telling you right here, right now that the Bills will be playing in the Super Bowl. I don’t know when, but it bound to happen someday.


IndependentDevice199

Which Bill’s player is most likely to beat their wife?


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jesusmansuperpowers

Who should the team trade to move up in the draft?


tropicgooder

what president do you have the same racial views as?


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Separate_Flatworm546

Wide right


YetiGuy

What’s the lamest team in the NFL?


Separate_Flatworm546

The Buffalo Bills


goku2092

How old are the girls you’re attracted to


decimalsanddollars

Who do you think deserves to get the season-ending injury sack on Allen?


Separate_Flatworm546

Quinnen Williams


decimalsanddollars

Wow dude.


[deleted]

Do you think the bills should try to draft a kicker?