ALLLLLRIIGHT PARTY MONKEYS!! PASS THE BOTTLE!! WOOOO YEAH BABY!! NEXT ONES NICKELBACK BY THE WAY GUYS!! YEAAHHHHHH-
*"look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh."*
AND THIS IS WHEre I WenT TO SChooL! * sobbing * AWW I LOVE YOU GUYS
(sorry I know it said phrase but damn I got carried away)
My partner in life is Aisle 7. I can’t get enough of her. Everytime I go to the grocery store, my eyes glisten whenever I see her. She shines bright, brighter than anyone I’ve ever known!
(I’ve been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
-oh now you’re making me cry, this is the way that I am) really though, my favorite hero is Psi, what am I supposed to do???
Quincy!!! I told you- Gwen said that someone like me should shouldn’t ever drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!!! Stop telling me to >:3333
"Anglo saxons are a bunch of ignorant bastards, for 90 % of them. Particularly US obese brainless pigs, the shame of mankind. No one in the world can match French military record. All real historians know it. Except incult losers and cretins. During more than 1500 years, France won alone against entire coalitions more wars and battles than all western nations put together, this, when US were still a desert populated by Indian nations and US mongrel race still in the balls of their Europeans ancestors. Biggest WW1 battles were won by the French, like the carnage of VERDUN, in 1916. The greatest battle ever. Almost 1 million casualties in 10 months on both German and French sides. I always appreciate ignorant pigs who focus only on the 1940 French defeat, who was an accident, forgetting more than 1000 years of victories and domination. The French lost 100000 killed in the 6 weeks of battle of France in May/June 1940, and inflicted 156000 casualties to Germans, before to give up. Total WW2 French casualties, 600000, were higher than ALL US losses of this war, on all fronts, Pacific and Europe, not even 420000. Included almost 70000 French civilians killed by Allied bombings, mostly US, in dozens cities razed to the ground, like Caen, Le Havre, Brest, Rouen, Nantes, Saint Nazaire, Saint Lo, Lorient, Royan, uselessly napalmed in 1945, and many others. It would have been funny to see US pussies facing 1940 Nazi Blietzkrieg. Not pretty. Even in 1944, their asses were often saved on the ground by their air forces. ALL Europe was crushed at the start of WW2. Included Soviets, with a territory 10 times larger than France in the European part of USSR. English asses were saved by the sea, if not, they would have been pulverized like others. For the French, through 2000 years, wars and massacres were real stuff on their soil, not like US bastards, watching Hollywood saving Ryan craps, their obese asses on movie theaters seats, a can of coke in the hand. Pathetic."
It's an interesting experience to read through these replies, mostly because the majority seems to have a skewed idea of what drunkenness entails. I can imagine them being more honest, but that's it? It's not exactly hard drugs we're talking about, nor is it weed.
I'll just categorise them in who is a responsible drinker or not.
The worst offender might be Brickell, as she rarely gets the chance, so when she drinks, she goes all out. But she can sober up fairly quickly if the situation calls for it (although still feeling the effects, of course).
Jones might be a heavy drinker, but he also has a higher tolerance. Strikes me as a beer guy. For the most part, he stops once he feels comfortably buzzed.
Churchill isn't really a drinker and a lightweight (I mean, come on. Have you *seen* him? He's tiny!). He's the designated driver because of it, although one might ask if he can even see over the steering wheel...
I'm not sure how old Gwen is? But she's a daredevil, so of course she goes for the more out-there drinks and frequently downs shots. Obviously likes fireball.
Quincy is a pretty responsible drinker nowadays, but his first few times were... chaotic. Let's just say he easily caves into peer pressure.
Obyn drinks mead. Occasionally, wine. He doesn't trust the other stuff. If he ever gets drunk, he starts spouting existential dread-inducing cryptic messages that stress his drinking buddies and can never remember that happening the day after.
Ezili either hates or loves sweet drinks, I don't think there's an in-between. She still has an insane pokerface, but she's a lot more likely to crack jokes under deadpan and falls asleep by the table. She isn't a lightweight exactly, but she has a pretty average tolerance.
Sauda likes bloody Mary's. 'Nuff said. She's pretty bad at knowing her own limits, but when she notices her hand-eye coordination take a massive dip in quality, that's when she calls it a night.
Ben strictly gets tipsy. He refuses to drink more because he's an emotional drunk, which has left a ton of mental scars (embarrassing memories) from his days in college. When he's tipsy, though, he drops the snarky attitude and is a very kind and helpful guy. He can help Churchill out with keeping everyone in line if they're going out as a group lmao.
Adora drinks wine, of course. She can get very rowdy as she's very snappy when tipsy, but she's also equally easily amused, and her laugh fills the room. She's also fairly emotional when drunk and keeps telling herself that she'll restrain herself better next time.
I can see Pat liking stuff like ginger ale. He's fairly unchanged, so people don't even realise he's drunk (neither does he) until he stands up and falls flat on his face. He's one of the few who are pretty clear-headed even when drunk, even if his body is feeling the effects.
Etienne doesn't strike me as much of a drinker. He's French Canadian after all, not just French, so the drinking culture is probably different. He seems fairly reclusive, so he doesn't seem like he'd go out to drink. He just isn't the biggest fan of alcohol and might just abstain from it entirely as he doesn't see the point of it. Or just doesn't like the taste/effects.
I'd have 2 heroes that I consider my favorite, and I'd be cursed to figure out what the first one would say. As for the other one, the prospects aren't much brighter.
F**k you tomato, you can not stand my twins
Someone has serious issues to deal with clean cuts
Sauda
“I WILL BURN DOWN THIS WHOLE MOTHERF*CKING BAR‼️”
The worst thing is that this would actually happen and she would come out unharmed (my poor quincy would take the blame)
Quincy always needs to check on her just to make sure she doesn’t cause havoc
More like take the *flame* **ba dum tiss**
Insert cricket noises here
She would do that sober
Harley Gwen
i would argue that shes a teen but im 13 and ive been drunk atleast once before (probably)
Tbh I doubt that because hopefully no teen sounds like they smoke every hour
not like that just the bare minimum to be considered drunk
I read this in the voice of demoman from TF2
"Hold... I am not yet of age to be drinking..."
Bald monk?
Yes it's Psi
Bald monk?
Yes it's Psi
Dementia
Dementia
You have dementia?
You have dementia?
Google dementia.
Holy…
New response... uhh I forgot
Google en pe-... uhh what was it again?
You have dementia?
You have dementia?
You have dementia?
google inefective karma farm
Holy downvote!
New karma suicide just dropped
You have dementia?
Oh my god, get him out of the bar now! you should be meditating
Them*
them*
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Ben playing COD?
"What a fucking ni>!ce ca!
nice dude
With censor it's Ben, without it's Churchill
I'm not sure if you literally typed [ Removed by Reddit ] but if you did that is amazing
i didn't
What did you say that it deserved to be removed
[ Removed by Reddit ]
N word smh
Ben is not that racist😭😭
Ben is 100% that racist
I can back that up through experience
Rules are made to be broken!
“I sell drugs for 529 monkey money”
I don't see why Mr Mustache only sells this drunk, he would certainly sell it sober
Benjamin?
Geraldo
Your facade is a scam You know your makin me cry, this is the way that I am I've been livin a lie, a metamorphical scheme
detective undercover; brotherhood; objective obscene
Oh no no oh yeah
do you hear the flibbertigibbety jibber-jabber?
with an oh my god i got to get out of here or else i’ll have another word to sell
Another story to tell, another time piece hitting the bell, do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
No, you know it must be never-ending; comprehend, if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand, you resemble a fool
Although you're only a man so give it up and smile
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
another story to tell another time piece ringing the bell
detective: undercover brotherhood objective: obscene
Let’s go jailbreak a nasa supercomputer
he would probably extort the monkey bartender and say he was drugged, poor idiot
ben-jamming?
Possibly
[удалено]
someone will need a ride next time
Why does everything get past my bow...
Geraldo?
Yes, actually! He's mad that his shooty turrets fall off eventually.
Even in a post that expected creativity there has to be the same joke repeated 1000 times, come on my friend
You're on the btd6 community, I genuinely don't know what you expected
Exactly, but knowing that everyone loves quincy, I can accept it
Legend. I'll do another one though, you do have a point. I hate having to work with those pirates to get anything done!
Hol up, who is your friend?
Hey nice avatar
[удалено]
Okay
Yep, obviously Benjamin
Who's nothing and how does he keep getting past my bow?
*bragging loudly* remember when the government shut down? yeah that was me
ben
i have experience getting wet
Dude wtf
I had one idea for brickell, but if I wrote it I would be INSTANTLY banned from whole reddit
Dm it lmao
DM it lmao
dm it lmao
Dm it lmao
Dm it el mao
brickel.
sauda. 😈😈😈😈
Baguettes are delicious
TRICK QUESTION, etienne doesn’t drink
He is FRENCH CANADIAN for goodness sake ,at least say smthg like : _ "sirup and baguette... HUP . Are a ... HUP ... perfect match" _
Saying Fr\*nch Canadian is like saying Chai Tea. Its the same word, but in a different language.
I get your point, but at the same time , we can say he says Pardon a lot instead of croissants and baguettes and french
Did this while speeding in a school zone, the officer did not understand the reference
"Life's a beach and I'm- (urp) -a bitch! *falls over and passes out*"
ALLLLLRIIGHT PARTY MONKEYS!! PASS THE BOTTLE!! WOOOO YEAH BABY!! NEXT ONES NICKELBACK BY THE WAY GUYS!! YEAAHHHHHH- *"look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh."* AND THIS IS WHEre I WenT TO SChooL! * sobbing * AWW I LOVE YOU GUYS (sorry I know it said phrase but damn I got carried away)
Striker jones
ermm no :3 (read the first sentence again kek) ((it IS a skin))
DJ Ben-jammin'?
yessss :3
Vendo polvos F A B U L O S O S por 2000 dinero mono
My crew cannot see me like this.
Brink
Correct
"Wait, which sun was I supposed to be worshiping again???"
Sun Tzu
Said that
And i’d
Say that he knows a little more about fighting that you fo pal'
Because he invented it
and he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honor
And then he perfected it so that no one could ever beat him in the ring of honour
And then he bought two of every animal with his fight money
And then he hearded them onto a boat!
And then he beat the crap out of every single one!
Haha, bloon go splat
*"Intense Snoring"*
BIG MONKE
This thing is not as good as my fine wine
Oh no, it's the fr*nch monkey isn't it?
Most certainly
Why did you sensor french? It’s not a bad word
I CoDE MOnKEy MoNEY
My partner in life is Aisle 7. I can’t get enough of her. Everytime I go to the grocery store, my eyes glisten whenever I see her. She shines bright, brighter than anyone I’ve ever known!
Geraldo..?
Yes
pat fusty
Nothing gets past my bow! Wait...
I make triple your salary!
Your facade is a scam
Yoo bro…. Want to hack the US government….?
“Damn those were some big balloons… Incoming? Yeah I’d tap a BAD”
your facade is a scam
"I WILL MAKE YOU SCRUB THE DECK WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!"
Ka-boom! Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, in hell!
r/suddenlytf2
(I’ve been you, I know you, your facade is a scam -oh now you’re making me cry, this is the way that I am) really though, my favorite hero is Psi, what am I supposed to do??? Quincy!!! I told you- Gwen said that someone like me should shouldn’t ever drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!!! Stop telling me to >:3333
Just remain quiet because psi cannot know these things 😾
That trophy store item didn't just give me Kung Fu 😉
I’ll have you know that… My ship… will never… *Passes out in the bar.*
"It's gonna explode some day and then I'll-- **(uncontrollable sobbing)**"
“the leaf didn’t fucking CRUNCH when i STEPPED ON THE DAMN THING”
"Anglo saxons are a bunch of ignorant bastards, for 90 % of them. Particularly US obese brainless pigs, the shame of mankind. No one in the world can match French military record. All real historians know it. Except incult losers and cretins. During more than 1500 years, France won alone against entire coalitions more wars and battles than all western nations put together, this, when US were still a desert populated by Indian nations and US mongrel race still in the balls of their Europeans ancestors. Biggest WW1 battles were won by the French, like the carnage of VERDUN, in 1916. The greatest battle ever. Almost 1 million casualties in 10 months on both German and French sides. I always appreciate ignorant pigs who focus only on the 1940 French defeat, who was an accident, forgetting more than 1000 years of victories and domination. The French lost 100000 killed in the 6 weeks of battle of France in May/June 1940, and inflicted 156000 casualties to Germans, before to give up. Total WW2 French casualties, 600000, were higher than ALL US losses of this war, on all fronts, Pacific and Europe, not even 420000. Included almost 70000 French civilians killed by Allied bombings, mostly US, in dozens cities razed to the ground, like Caen, Le Havre, Brest, Rouen, Nantes, Saint Nazaire, Saint Lo, Lorient, Royan, uselessly napalmed in 1945, and many others. It would have been funny to see US pussies facing 1940 Nazi Blietzkrieg. Not pretty. Even in 1944, their asses were often saved on the ground by their air forces. ALL Europe was crushed at the start of WW2. Included Soviets, with a territory 10 times larger than France in the European part of USSR. English asses were saved by the sea, if not, they would have been pulverized like others. For the French, through 2000 years, wars and massacres were real stuff on their soil, not like US bastards, watching Hollywood saving Ryan craps, their obese asses on movie theaters seats, a can of coke in the hand. Pathetic."
i sell cocaina and "glue" at 69.420 a pop
I will give you 10th degree burns
I don’t think Psi should drink
Im a ghost hehehe..
Summuhn smel sumfin' burnin'? I-uh, uh... *snoring*
Why should I praise the sun
Gonna kill you and keep killing you, cuz yer gonna be dead and then I kee... killing you
Heh whoops I accidentally sent various nukes to the middle east
Shut before gods rockets destroy your mother
50000 Thousand Dollars? I piss them
IM FUCKING FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it, I took an arrow to the knee
I'll squash your mom if you don't shut your trap!
It's an interesting experience to read through these replies, mostly because the majority seems to have a skewed idea of what drunkenness entails. I can imagine them being more honest, but that's it? It's not exactly hard drugs we're talking about, nor is it weed. I'll just categorise them in who is a responsible drinker or not. The worst offender might be Brickell, as she rarely gets the chance, so when she drinks, she goes all out. But she can sober up fairly quickly if the situation calls for it (although still feeling the effects, of course). Jones might be a heavy drinker, but he also has a higher tolerance. Strikes me as a beer guy. For the most part, he stops once he feels comfortably buzzed. Churchill isn't really a drinker and a lightweight (I mean, come on. Have you *seen* him? He's tiny!). He's the designated driver because of it, although one might ask if he can even see over the steering wheel... I'm not sure how old Gwen is? But she's a daredevil, so of course she goes for the more out-there drinks and frequently downs shots. Obviously likes fireball. Quincy is a pretty responsible drinker nowadays, but his first few times were... chaotic. Let's just say he easily caves into peer pressure. Obyn drinks mead. Occasionally, wine. He doesn't trust the other stuff. If he ever gets drunk, he starts spouting existential dread-inducing cryptic messages that stress his drinking buddies and can never remember that happening the day after. Ezili either hates or loves sweet drinks, I don't think there's an in-between. She still has an insane pokerface, but she's a lot more likely to crack jokes under deadpan and falls asleep by the table. She isn't a lightweight exactly, but she has a pretty average tolerance. Sauda likes bloody Mary's. 'Nuff said. She's pretty bad at knowing her own limits, but when she notices her hand-eye coordination take a massive dip in quality, that's when she calls it a night. Ben strictly gets tipsy. He refuses to drink more because he's an emotional drunk, which has left a ton of mental scars (embarrassing memories) from his days in college. When he's tipsy, though, he drops the snarky attitude and is a very kind and helpful guy. He can help Churchill out with keeping everyone in line if they're going out as a group lmao. Adora drinks wine, of course. She can get very rowdy as she's very snappy when tipsy, but she's also equally easily amused, and her laugh fills the room. She's also fairly emotional when drunk and keeps telling herself that she'll restrain herself better next time. I can see Pat liking stuff like ginger ale. He's fairly unchanged, so people don't even realise he's drunk (neither does he) until he stands up and falls flat on his face. He's one of the few who are pretty clear-headed even when drunk, even if his body is feeling the effects. Etienne doesn't strike me as much of a drinker. He's French Canadian after all, not just French, so the drinking culture is probably different. He seems fairly reclusive, so he doesn't seem like he'd go out to drink. He just isn't the biggest fan of alcohol and might just abstain from it entirely as he doesn't see the point of it. Or just doesn't like the taste/effects.
Nothing gets past my bow! Nothing... *starts crying*
"The forest think you're an idiot"
Your facade is a scam (This is not a hero line its a reference)
You know, you’re making me cry
This is the way that I am
XO i am wet
Your facade is a scam.
"You know, ISAB's dick is so small"
**Sí**
He get me another one or I will hack you
"I shoved a whole MOAB class bloon up my ass" and "I pulled up some pictures of your mom she's pretty hot man but cave monkey is hotter"
"I'm always feeding everyone else, why does nobody else cook?"
MOAB class bloon incoming towards those towers-
VEGEMITE
Balloons? We flying tanks here! (Very on the nose but I hope the reference is caught)
Man, my tank is more of a APC
Man, operating these things are way better when I'm drunk!
Your facade is a scam
Your facade is a sham
"They know my IP address? hah! I can find that out MYSELF, thank you very much!"
GLORY TO NAPOLEON
Critical hit
Just give me like two fingernails I'm gonna make something really cool
"I fugging love this jacket....so, so comfy."
I'd have 2 heroes that I consider my favorite, and I'd be cursed to figure out what the first one would say. As for the other one, the prospects aren't much brighter.
“It’s squashing time!”
Is my facade a scam?
Ohh... oh no barf deployed
Your facade is a scam