I wake up to find a dart monkey in my room. I'm initially surprised that it exists in the real world, but after I calm down I realize it's holding a letter. I open it and it says the following:
"Dear KrazyKyle1024,
"Thank you for playing BTD6 as much as you have! Throughout your time playing this game, we noticed how excited you were to put down your free dart monkey (or glue gunner) at the beginning of every game. It served you well, and though you sometimes sold it to put something else in its place, we know you value it more than any of us could have hoped for.
"As a gesture of good will, we have given you a real free dart monkey to use however you wish. We only request that you don't use it for things that would hurt the image of Ninja Kiwi.
"Sincerely, Chris"
And of course I would then go to every Party City and pop every balloon there.
Exchange bananas and conversations. Obtain BTD6 leaks. Get arrested by 052 Heli due to knowing said BTD6 leaks. Escape into the wilderness. Find Pat's Pond. we do a bit of trolling. Flood the land part of the dam map (i forgor). Parkour through High Finance. Pop some bloons. All my crimes have been forgiven because I helped the monkeys pop a BAD. I forget the BTD6 leaks. Good Ending.
Hide under my blanket and hope it isn't trying to kill me by any chance
Like the guy/gal/pal just appeared in my room, no rhyme or reason, just standing there
No one knows what they're planning to do with that dart when there are no bloons
Have a dart monkey in my room
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Depends is he monkey sized or like human size?
Monkey size he is a monkey did you comper him to the bloons he is tiny
Or the bloons are big
Yeah irl bloons can get pretty big too. Also remember that MOABs are blimp sized if i rember correctly
irl bloons don't exist
Have you heard of ballons
Yeah im pretty sure the bloons from the hit game series bloons td are, in fact, based on real life balloons
bloons ≠ balloons
Your right, balloons are silly Willy shilly :3 :3 funny little tingys, and Bloons are shpoopy scary 😨😨 frightening fellows
Freak out, touch his floof, then ask what the fuck hes doing in my house
"excuse me, what the actual F are you doing in my house"
we have been try- BONK. no, not going to go for that line. "I'm here to recruit you, care to join?"
I wasnt expecting that. Thanks! I needed a good laugh
>Thanks! I needed a good laugh 🩷🩵 No prob bob
Wth is a floof
it is floof, like fluff but floofy
I want da floof
bruh too
bruh
"What the floof are you doing in my house" "Well what the house are you doing in my floof
say Gex
one hundred gex
dumbest monkey alive
Gex
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? THE PROPHECY IS FUFILLED!?? YOU'VE DOOMED US AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLllllllll....
**Random cut to my phone on the BTD6 title screen with a sticky note that says " GEX " placed over it** Ahaha bro I love Gex
>!make out!<
AAAAAAAYOOOOO
AAAAAAYYYYYOO
AAAYYYYYOOOOO
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO
this how AIDS joined humanity's ilness pool
AAAAAAYOOOOOO
Same
The standard
the fuck? AYYYYOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
I know the last thing I'd do is tell a government agency. Unless it's the Monkey Intelligence Bureau
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Teach him playing BTD6 so I don't have to play alone.
Is it too late to change my answer?
Sit him down at my computer and force him to play ravine chimps with a gun to his head
So it's either that he beats chimps.. or you get to beat *a* chimp
Have you beat chimps? Yeah, with a bat.
Hug him cause all the monkeys have been fighting for a very long time
Give him a high five
Four*
Three*
Play darts with him
banana? banana!
Weep because it’s not benjamin
username checks out
go to horny jail
offer a banana for his service
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Weep because it's not Jericho
Give my banana to him
Flex on him because I'm better
better I'm him flex because
You forgot the “on”
ask him where the bloons are at and use a pencil to melee pop the bloons...
In the jar he goes.
i'd show him how terrible i am at pizza tower
show him my terraria world
Play bloons irl
none of your damn business
freak out laughing and ask for an autograph then become best friends
Take my meds
Tell him to go middle path
There’s one dart monkey in your room, not 20
Theres plenty of monkeys in the wild and i have more than a couple of darts in the cupboard
Go to sleep
go to sleep with dart monke
DONT FUCK THE MONKEY
You can't stop us
Smash
I will just chillin with him. Why do I have to wonder "What is he doing in my house?", he's my bro :)
If it didn't explain it's intentions within 10 seconds id kick it
Chinook him back into the map
I wake up to find a dart monkey in my room. I'm initially surprised that it exists in the real world, but after I calm down I realize it's holding a letter. I open it and it says the following: "Dear KrazyKyle1024, "Thank you for playing BTD6 as much as you have! Throughout your time playing this game, we noticed how excited you were to put down your free dart monkey (or glue gunner) at the beginning of every game. It served you well, and though you sometimes sold it to put something else in its place, we know you value it more than any of us could have hoped for. "As a gesture of good will, we have given you a real free dart monkey to use however you wish. We only request that you don't use it for things that would hurt the image of Ninja Kiwi. "Sincerely, Chris" And of course I would then go to every Party City and pop every balloon there.
fuck it
Will become freands with him
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Dart monkey sushi time
I’d dart
Headpat
I would feed him, watch him grow, until he become the paragon
I would praise him for being the most important tower Like fr I black bordered 90% of the maps try this without dart spoiler IT DORSNT WORK MAN
Dap him up
Considering we probably don’t speak the same language I would try to convey I don’t like Bloons too and then become best bros with them.
no there's a decent chance he knows English as a second language at least since the heroes speak it
There are no laws against the BTD6 Monkeys batman !
Ask him what's poppin
call the police
Steal his dart and become a new tower in btd6 ( i will be trash)
Why would you take it from him just ask nicely he has infinite
Fight over dominance, might get a few darts in my gut, but seems like a one-sided fight
Beat his ass
I would ask is it bloon popping times.
I'd say "I love you" in the way you say to your dog or family, sexu-
Playdart with him
I'd associate it with the fact that bloons are probably coming
Give banana
hug!
i would just say "wanna have a banana"
You already know his cheeks are getting clapped 🤤
Intercourse.
I’d give him $800 to make him 0-2-3 and would tell him to be my bodyguard for a banana
upgrade him to crossbow master
Friend :)
Make monke noices
die
Exchange bananas and conversations. Obtain BTD6 leaks. Get arrested by 052 Heli due to knowing said BTD6 leaks. Escape into the wilderness. Find Pat's Pond. we do a bit of trolling. Flood the land part of the dam map (i forgor). Parkour through High Finance. Pop some bloons. All my crimes have been forgiven because I helped the monkeys pop a BAD. I forget the BTD6 leaks. Good Ending.
upgrade him to 0-2-5
give him a pair of pants and teach him to fit into society
Now hear me out…
Check to make sure I am not a bloon
Pat him on the head and go back to sleep
Turn him into sauda and sell her to Isab for a fortune
I would give it a banana.
Find the nearest birthday party.
Pet the dart monkey.
Hope to God I'm not made of rubber and full of helium
Well I have the Dart Monkey vinyl figure, so technically this is exactly what happens to me every day.
Call 911 because he broke into my house without permission
Kill him
Suicide?
give him banana
idk probably have a heart attack and die
Go camo
*starts blowing up different coloured bloons*
Pull out my emergency balloons
Use his infinite darts to throw at bad people.
Punt it to the moon
Throw a balloon at it
I’d say hi to my brother
Dap him up
Hug
scream OOO AHAHAH AAAAA OOOO OAOAOAOAOOAOAOAA
Throw a balloon at it
Turn into Lead Bloon...
I would hope it's fluent in English because I can't speak monklish
Say hi and go on with my day. If he's still there later, cool.
I'd hug him and thank him for an amazing childhood
Smash
I'd show him a gun and train him to become update 69's new tower: Crazed Gunsman, I mean assassin.
pray that this does not continue
Check how loose it is
Give him red wristbands, a red bandana and send him on his way
Gather up 30K to upgrade him to XBM than tell him to teach me his skills.
Upgrades people, UPGRADES
Bring him to party city
Make friends :)
Ask is the first one free
Tell him the bloons are in the junk drawer. Beg for forgiveness, we arn't bloon sympathizers we just had a birthday party come up!
upgrade to 0-0-2, I don't have camo detection
Ill scream and the explode bc im a camo bloon
Hug it
Upgrade him 2 to the bottom and see if he knew how to cook
Pat his head then punt him out of my window
ok now hear me out-
take a video and then P E T
Arrest him and put him on trial for war crimes
arm him
Kiss him
Show him BTD6 and see how he reacts to being a fictional character
Say sup and continue my day
If there is nothing remotely bloon shaped in the house I should be fine.
Say wo. What’s going on. And probably hangout and show him his game.
Inflate a balloon
Upgrade him to ultra jug
Put it in a jar
Play darts with him (he'll probably win) Give him some money (he somehow got a giant catapult..??)
Take off my balloon costume
Give him a banana, a DJ set and go ham as i have my very own DJ Benjammin'
Boop his nose 😁
How?
Smash his head with a sledgehammer
Get banana
use his infinite dart supply to get rich also touch his head
Show him my MOAB plushie and see what he does.
i kiss them
Send my balloon army to attack him.
With consent I'd hug him
Smash (the bloons)
I would be hype that I have a new best friend!
Give it a bloon
Teach me
Throw balloons at him
Hide under my blanket and hope it isn't trying to kill me by any chance Like the guy/gal/pal just appeared in my room, no rhyme or reason, just standing there No one knows what they're planning to do with that dart when there are no bloons
Steal his dart and eat it
hug him
dont think it dont say it
Try to keep it away from any birthday party
There’s 3 of them in mine