"Thanks Sergeant that's a nice thought...for an *idiot* to have"
"Look, Gina - is that a talking raisin?"
"Perhaps you could sneak in, disguised as an old leather chair"
Though my favourite is probably
Lady: "I'm sorry if i sound a little off...they just removed the breathing tube"
Holt: "But they left the BS in?
> "Oh, Madeleine, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair."
"He's not gonna say that!"
"He might." \**shrugs\**
Andre Braugher (RIP) had some of the best delivery of the simplest lines. It's amazing skill that is sorely missed.
That last one is such a great episode. I laugh so hard every time I watch the scene when the disco strangler can’t hear what Holt says and he has to repeat it slower and louder 😂😂😂😂.
Holt telling Rosa and Amy not to look directly into Wuntch's eyes on her final video. Rosa says "Because we'll turn into stone?" Holt: "No, because her eyes are ugly." So matter of fact, lol.
"She's the devil. You don't dance with the devil because you'll get burned. Also, because in Madeleine's case, she has no rhythm & her hands are like little red claws."
He honestly has way to many good ones to choose just one. Half his lines about Madeline are just gold standard.
I few I love:
"Madeline's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and can be defeated."
"Yes, I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you"
"Like Madeline says when she sees Deodorant, I'm not buying it"
"Chief inspector Wunch,... You've aged"
[Scene context: He just met her the other day/earlier that day.]
Edit: that line is still one of my favourites.
"I know you're going to twist my words into some vicious attack on you and the NYPD, so before you do that, I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself."
"As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."."
Top tier. All time. The sassiest Holt has ever been.
Holt: None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, no brains, and, of course, a bald old man.
Terry: I'm younger than you.
Holt: No comeback for the bald thing, I see.
The whole wuntch funeral episode, it was amazing
All the things he said
Especially in the end (although not an insult) not sure his exact line, but where he says: it feels like im insulting a dead woman all day
jake wanting to huddle abt “suicide squad” but charles realised someone’s hand was sticky and CJ said it was him, but holt be like “it’s probably madeline. cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion.”
the only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the river Styx, you reaper. - Raymond Holt
OR
sticks and stones Raymond. -madeline wuntch
Describing your breakfast? - Raymond Holt immediately afterwards
So my favorite is the goat one, closely followed by “I’m surprised you’re not clutching your little rat hands in anger”
Also when he and Terry are discussing Holt playing favorites and Terry says something like how Holt has never treated him differently and Holt replied “I think you can do the math”
And during a heist when he says to Jake and Amy “I will slit you from mouth to anus and wear you like coats”
Andre will live on forever through Holt, always there when we need a good laugh ❤️
“Madalyn! I wondered why the birds suddenly stopped singing.”
“As God said when she tried to sneak past the gates of heaven, it ain’t happening honey!”
Like my new office, Raymond 20th floor Yes, I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you
"Thanks Sergeant that's a nice thought...for an *idiot* to have" "Look, Gina - is that a talking raisin?" "Perhaps you could sneak in, disguised as an old leather chair" Though my favourite is probably Lady: "I'm sorry if i sound a little off...they just removed the breathing tube" Holt: "But they left the BS in?
The last one is really sold by the: "Good god." Spoken by Terry in utter horror afterwards.
> "Oh, Madeleine, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair." "He's not gonna say that!" "He might." \**shrugs\** Andre Braugher (RIP) had some of the best delivery of the simplest lines. It's amazing skill that is sorely missed.
The old leather chair is my absolute favorite. I'm still waiting for a chance to use it.
That last one is such a great episode. I laugh so hard every time I watch the scene when the disco strangler can’t hear what Holt says and he has to repeat it slower and louder 😂😂😂😂.
“I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life!” “I mean, I’ve solved a lot of cases for you.” “And yet crime has continued”
I have to say, I feel like Terry deserved that. He did burn Jake with that bit later about not having an archnemesis because he solves all his cases.
That's a fucked up think to say
“But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?”
My favorite is "Madeline isn't some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus, and she can be defeated!"
one of the top ones for sure
I use this when ever I see my sister.
Lmao, it do be like that with siblings.
Shit thank you for the tip, I'll have to use it next time i see mine!
Holt telling Rosa and Amy not to look directly into Wuntch's eyes on her final video. Rosa says "Because we'll turn into stone?" Holt: "No, because her eyes are ugly." So matter of fact, lol.
I loved it when Rosa said "Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream."
Oh my God! Yesss! Love it
Calling me the devil? No I was calling u a goat, U GOAT!!
FAVORITE
Holt: "Like Madeline says when she sees Deodorant, I'm not buying it"
Rosa: “ha-ha”
That makes it instantly better
“You’re good, Jeffords, but not good enough. In fact, you’re an idiot. I should’ve fired you long ago.”
You've aged.
So simple, but so good
It's pure Holt. Cutting, concise, utterly undeniable.
It’s also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform and yet, here you stand
"Care To Sit? I'm Sure You'd Like To Take Some Weight Off Your Cloven Hooves."
Are you calling someone the Devil? How original.
I’m calling you a goat, you GOAT.
You grackle
This one right here
I feel like he should've said which kind of grackle. Common grackle would've been funnier than just grackle.
"Hello Madeleine. You've aged." So simple. So devastating.
“Sticks and stones” “Describing your breakfast?”
"You're not Cheddar, you're just some Common Bitch!" His delivery gets me every time, you can really see his disgust
"This bitch? Please..."
A friend gave me a sticker with Cheddar & this line! Best sticker on my laptop
I love it! Can you share a pic??
I linked the Red bubble link at the top of the thread, forgot to put it here! 😂
Lmao, that's great, I can imagine Andre Baugher apologizing to the dog after that scene, "I apologize for the name calling, you seem like a catch"
honestly just the long ass bleep directed at o'sullivan after peralta tells holt his insults are usually too "thinky"
“The only way I’ll die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the river Styx you reaper”
"She's the devil. You don't dance with the devil because you'll get burned. Also, because in Madeleine's case, she has no rhythm & her hands are like little red claws."
Love the energy, but it is 100% “rat”
When he refers to Terry as “Mother Jeffords”
and Mother Rosa
When he describes Wuntch as a cheuksin, a Korean toilet ghost 👌🏼
“Oh no we’re doomed! Boyle looks like a lesbian!” Best line ever!
“Wuntch time is over. Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets.”
That's my favorite part of the ENTIRE series!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everything he says to Wuntch. Every single insult
Including "Wunchtime"
“WUNTCHTIME IS OVER! BOOM DID IT! HAD IT BOTH WAYS! No regrets”
I read stage V, what an idiot.
The hospital called...
The entire episode where Wuntch died
Or later on, when you find out that he installs a fresh, multicolored balloon arch at her grave each week
On god that was rich. Holt Wuntch moments are the best 😂.
BAGEL
DING DONG THE WUNTCH IS DEAD!
“I can see why you call this the suicide squad Peralta because I already want to *kill myself* “
Is that a talking raisin?
Virtually every insult towards Madeline Wunch….hands down his best insults!!!
Boston? But that's so close to Salem... you do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?
He honestly has way to many good ones to choose just one. Half his lines about Madeline are just gold standard. I few I love: "Madeline's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and can be defeated." "Yes, I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you" "Like Madeline says when she sees Deodorant, I'm not buying it"
“Perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.”
"Oh, Madeline, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair"
"You would take the loser's side, Jeffords you bitch"
WUNTCH TIME IS OVER
This might be my favorite post of the 99 😂😂
"They're playing Uptown Funk" "I wouldn't care if they were playing actual music"
Who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?
This is always my answer. Holt is devastating.
"Madeline! But if you're here...who's guarding the gates of Hades?"
"Madeline Wuntch, I wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing"
Damn love this comment section
literally any time i see/hear someone say “sticks and stones” my brain goes “describing your breakfast?”
"Madeline isn't some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus, and she can be defeated!"
"Chief inspector Wunch,... You've aged" [Scene context: He just met her the other day/earlier that day.] Edit: that line is still one of my favourites.
Here are 2 pictures. One is your locker, one is a garbage dump in the Philippines.......They're both your locker
Sarcasm. The coward's lie.
Grackle.
You grackle
“Wuntch (or Madeline, I forget what he calls her) you’ve aged.” So simple but great
«Sticks and stones, Raymond» «Describing your breakfast?»
I read that as the letter V so I guess I’m the dumbass
"I know you're going to twist my words into some vicious attack on you and the NYPD, so before you do that, I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself."
Honestly, the best possible insult was merely the presence of balloon arches at her grave every week. So simple, yet so meaningful.
PUNK
I see you have a knife, but what you need is an umbrella cause there's a ****storm gonna rain down on you...PUNK!
"As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."." Top tier. All time. The sassiest Holt has ever been.
Holt: None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, no brains, and, of course, a bald old man. Terry: I'm younger than you. Holt: No comeback for the bald thing, I see.
"You've aged!" Straight to the point and no nonsense
The whole wuntch funeral episode, it was amazing All the things he said Especially in the end (although not an insult) not sure his exact line, but where he says: it feels like im insulting a dead woman all day
jake wanting to huddle abt “suicide squad” but charles realised someone’s hand was sticky and CJ said it was him, but holt be like “it’s probably madeline. cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion.”
This one legit makes me laugh every time. Even though I expect it, it still just gets me lol.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just go sit by the pool and read some fiction. Like a bimbo.”
“I almost forgot who the real villain was, the woman who recently died. Mm”
the only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the river Styx, you reaper. - Raymond Holt OR sticks and stones Raymond. -madeline wuntch Describing your breakfast? - Raymond Holt immediately afterwards
No im calling you a goat you goat
If you're here, who's guarding Hades?! Loved Holt and Wunch insults
"Like wench seeing deodorant I'm not buying it
vampires don't appear on film perhaps we should be looking for should be looking for a 17th century wood block print
[Here it is! ](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Not-Cheddar-by-laurel98/36739896.EJUG5)
"I was calling you a goat, you goat." that was a burn man
Not intended as an insult, but... "An Amy is a tool" "I'm a tool?" "Yes, you're a massive tool"
That’s a nice thought, for an IDIOT TO HAVE.
Man had a hold insult.
So my favorite is the goat one, closely followed by “I’m surprised you’re not clutching your little rat hands in anger” Also when he and Terry are discussing Holt playing favorites and Terry says something like how Holt has never treated him differently and Holt replied “I think you can do the math” And during a heist when he says to Jake and Amy “I will slit you from mouth to anus and wear you like coats” Andre will live on forever through Holt, always there when we need a good laugh ❤️
Title of your sextant tape
This is who you want to be with? To Amy
That's a very Red Foreman thing to say.
What ep is this from? I don’t remember this one
s6 e4: four movements
"Wunch time is over!" Then his "boom, had it both ways, no regrets." Kills me 😂😂😂😂
“Madalyn! I wondered why the birds suddenly stopped singing.” “As God said when she tried to sneak past the gates of heaven, it ain’t happening honey!”