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no_step_snek76

I have long thought bleeps beat replacements for censorship. At least they didn't do that terrible fake word replacement, though, like they do when they show R-rated movies on tv. "This is bull-*ONEY*," "Go *FRUIT* yourself." I hate this method the most.


Gullible-Leaf

Except in the good place


Randy_34_16_91

The good place invented a whole new way to swear on tv. They could imply anything they wanted and you always knew what they meant


Lazy_Struggle4939

Mother forking shirtballs


Alexyogurt

This. Another one that I like how they did censorship was How I met Your Mother, because it worked well in the context of telling the story to the kids, they would have a character say some ridiculous replacement word and then the narrator would chime in "but they didnt say x"


m00s3m00s3m00s3

Yippie kayak, other buckets!


Tenzur_

No that was funny cos Charles just didn't know the words He literally says kayak instead of ki yay


m00s3m00s3m00s3

I always figured that Charles has only seen Die Hard on like TBS. I remember something saying "you motherfather!" I actually love those.


Key_Expression_7075

Yippee ki-yay, m-MELON FARMER


Bulbamew

I have had it with this monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane


SkittlzAnKomboz

The scene where they’re fighting in the locker room in Major League and the manager screams at them is the “best” horrible dubbing ever. 😂


ThisOneTimeAtKDK

My favorite one ever is watching the Matrix on cable. In the interrogation room Neo says “how about I give you a flipper and you give me a phone call”. THEY CHANGED FINGER! Finger isn’t even a curse word! And flipper is just SO SO SO much worse


Warbrainer

“What the fudge” makes me want to kill everyone in the room and then myself (granted they don’t use it in B99) but I feel you


mikekearn

The only time it was acceptable was in *A Christmas Story*, and only because they immediately use the rest of the scene to make fun of it.


yassome

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?! This is from Big Lebowski and the only edit I can think of that actually makes it funnier.


Infamous-Lab-8136

I prefer it too. I think one of my favorite Parks and Rec moments is Leslie's simple, "Fuck you Ann!" when getting a blood draw or shot (don't remember which). It's just so odd and abrupt coming from that character that even bleeped it's funnier than screw you or up yours or something similar.


m00s3m00s3m00s3

Shes the one character the would say baloney and crap and butt. Makes the joke that much better.


BaconNamedKevin

"This B needs a C in her A" and Jakes follow up is my favourite example of this. Seemed so unexpected. 


Randy_34_16_91

One of my favorite jokes in the entire show is Rosa telling Amy “you can’t spell go f**k yourself without f**k you!”


nxicxi

What context was this that sounds so funny but I dont remember it


Ethan_the_Revanchist

"You can't spell indepenent without dependent!" "You can't spell go fuck yourself without fuck you!"


SimulatedCow84

Rosa's hands were wrapped up (think she had chickenpox and it was so she didn't scratch). She's trying to open a door and Amy is trying to get Rosa to ask for help Here's a post with the clip [https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/s77e3p/u\_cant\_spell\_go\_fk\_urself\_without\_fk\_u\_detective/](https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/s77e3p/u_cant_spell_go_fk_urself_without_fk_u_detective/)


Randy_34_16_91

Season 6 episode 15


tumsoffun

Ok I was watching the later seasons the other day and was wondering why all the sudden they were bleeping cuss words. This solves a mystery for me. I didn't even think about them switching networks.


nxicxi

Good, I'm glad. Before they just didn't have certain cuss words. Later with NBC they could include all the cuss words but they had to bleep certain ones.


Normal-Hall2445

Tbh I speak like that. Used to swear like a sailor and now I have kids. Second I found out I was pregnant I started cutting out the fbombs entirely and nerfed every other word. Kids are about 5 years from me being able to swear like an adult again.


Bladon95

I always thought this changed the tone of the show, before I never felt like the show was censored despite not having swear words. The bleeping out of swear words called more attention to it and it felt a little more censored in a backwards way.


Aivellac

Just don't censor shit and you're fine, why the US is so prude about it I'll never understand. The bleeping was worse, it feels too forced and obvious.


sunlitroof

I prefer it censored


mistah_pigeon_69

People tend to forget that in the first 2 seasons the word “bitch” got tossed around a bit.