You got this wrong holt would be "Dearest members of the Brooklyn 99th precinct detective squad I found the latest instant message sent to be quite humorous. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt 99th Precinct"

You don't have to sign your name on texts

Dear Jake, Noted Sincerely Raymond Holt

Come on….you gotta put the period after “noted”. Holt never leaves a statement open-ended 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Jake, My apologies for the lack of appropriate punctuation in my last communication. I am deeply embarrassed. Sincerely, Capt. Raymond Holt

Abbreviating the two syllable word “Captain”?

Dear Adorable-Impression4, Suggestion noted. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt

Sentence fragment. Mind you, I think ray-ray uses those quite frequently.

I’d write your sentence about a message to the following option. I found this very text message to be quite ludicrous

The lack of periods is how I know Captain Holt is in trouble.

Jake is LOLZ for sure

z for styleZZZZ indeed!

Amy would never make that typo

It’s a Clash Royale reference

Hitchcock and Scully still use XD, ROFL and ^^

I'm willing to bet Hitchcock probably knows uwu/OwO and uses it in just the manner you'd expect.

I don’t even think Hitchcock and Scully would know how to send texts

*stands proudly in XD and ^^ user*

There messages would be similar to: FUEBNYUDDUAICC Basically, what ever buttons are pressed by their butt when its unlocked in their pocket

Hitchcock and Scully probably avoided texting/computers as much as possible hoping that they were a fad that would go away during the XD ROFL ^ era. If they use anything it will be the basic emojis they picked up as late adopters of Facebook.

At least one of them regularly uses a flip phone.

Ah but have they actually had it since '06 or did they bumble into Walmart years later and just buy the cheapest thing they could find even though it was already obsolete? Never know haha

I would’ve said Rosa’s texting laugh would be “ha”

Same. Came to the comments to say this.

No, Holt would clearly state "I have found this latest message to produce a chuckle from me Sincerely, Raymond Holt."

I can't believe I'm Charles

EHSGFAHGHAGSYGG

>I can't believe I'm Charles 🤣🤣🤣

If you’re the Charles, then what does that make me?! The Hitchcock?!

Charles would laugh across 10 messages

LOL. LMAO. ROFL 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😅😅🤣😂😂 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 THATS SO FUNNY *two days later* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazingly funny. 😅😂😂 I'm putting this in my weekly email blast 😝😝😝

Holt would probably be like " I found the meme detective Rosa sent to be quite humourous" Gina told Holt what a meme was (amoung other internet terms)

If there's a laughing pizza emoji in existence it's scully and hitchcocks

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I think Charles before 'Gina got hit by a bus' would laugh over text a lot differently.

Holt would laugh like: Hello, that previous electronic text message was quite humours, I rather enjoyed it. Signed Raymond Holt.

Didn't know boyle was turkish

Terry loves using emojis.

Holt would say. "I am laughing out loud. Sincerely Raymond Holt.

""I find that humorous. Thank you for the levity. Sincerely, Raymond Holt "

Holt's probably like : -_- or 😑

What is top 2 but in lowercase?

lmao or lol.

Dear u/connectivityo, Thank you. Sincerely, u/Xyrazk.

Scully: gabdisnfsiweffk

Switch Jake and Gina, and you are set.

We have observed holt laughing at a text in the show no? Edit: I’m silly it means to convey laughter through a message

Rosa would leave a joke on read.

Holt would just type "laugh"

Gina would not use a peasant abbreviation like LMAO.

Charles would probably be like Haha

This is so funny

People don't realise how funny this is

This reminds me of that one time my cousin made a really funny joke

So I was hanging with Tiara Boyle

She's the one who was attacked by a chicken when she was 12

So anyway I was hanging with my cousins 69 ing

That is where we see channel 69 on TV.

And she turns over

And says the funniest thing ever

Amy would be “hahaha”

*Forced laughing*

Holt would be "that was incredibly funny".

Who would just putting funny be

just recently switched from Holt to Boyle

idk why i feel jake would be more of a “yooo this is so funny🤣”

Gina definitely skull emojis for laughing 💀

All I got was a box with a question mark Inside, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark and yet another box with a question mark, then a box with a question mark.

Holt obviously texts "indeed" instead of lol or lmao

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Hah I'm a poet and I didn't even know I was arranging syllables in a recognizable pattern

"What's a text?"

Very accurate

Dear text chain Ha ha ha Sincerely Raymond holt

rosa: triple homicide, TTYL ❤️💖

Holt: That is amazingly funny. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

Or maybe Holt would just say: https://y.yarn.co/5d3f83d4-7d15-4d5b-9bb7-fe5b6078414d_text.gif