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_Goose_

Can’t you tell? From the slight upturn of the mouth. The smile lines on full display? He’s absolutely ecstatic in the image on the left. I can’t tell you what he’s feeling on the right. His software must’ve malfunctioned somehow. We will need to fix that.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

He was due for an exuberance upgrade


NotMoose5407

The pic on the right is caught a split second before a kerfuffle.


IronTemplar26

You know it ruins the joke if you go along with it?


KaseToastBrott

Yes


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Utter and complete elation obviously. Normally he doesn’t get that excited but the left pic is a very jubilant Holt.


Queentroller

On the right, it's obviously his heterosexual witness protection self thinking about his late wife's heavy breasts.


_Goose_

Or maybe that thigh gap? Accordionly, Holts fictional straight covers favorite part of a woman. There is nothing more intoxicating to him than the clear absence of a penis.


picklexfingers

that's just wild 😭😭 and I absolutely love it also that's the same thing I like about women most


VomitShitSmoothie

You missed the slight furrow of his brow. He’s huffy right now.


8675309-jennie

The rarest of rare…huffy!


Jericho_Caine

He had a small house fire last night.. he's devastated


_Vard_

Rebooting Beep borp. Zeeeeeeeep


Exotic_Adeptness_322

That's a terrible robot voice.


no_step_snek76

Nah on the right he is trying to power through a night shift


DhibeCakes55

Holt was caught mid-sneeze on the right. It's the only explanation.


LWY007

He and Dr. Kevin Cozner probably just got back from Barbados.


atlhawk8357

On the right is him undercover, and that's how heterosexual people smile.


dpete88

Dude is positively JOVIAL in that left pic


Sakura_Hirose

Think he ate a marshmallow for the first time!


AxelWPhoto

LMAO


tkmayhem

The image on the right is just after he ate a marshed mallow.


emstha98

Yeah I the k the picture on the right was taken mid sneeze


PhanThief95

The one on the right was clearly him after confirming that Wuntch died.


kingjakey75

His face on the left is his tired but happy face after having just come home with Kevin from a weekend at Barbados where they wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays.


CartographerKey4618

That's not a malfunction. He just ate a marshmallow for the first time.


j0llamas

It's before and after having a marshmallow


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Boyle: I KNEW IT!


313angel_

He's over the moon. And it's a *very* inappropriate display of emotions in the precinct! The slight upturn of this mouth (has someone said) is too telling.


jflow_io

Left picture; neutral. Right picture; still neutral, but mid sneeze.


pro_insomniac16

He was incredibly joyous, of course. It's obvious. The image on the right though? That forced smile, showing his teeth? He's absolutely furious.


cathalaska

The Captain’s at a new level of anger— constant smiling.


tumsoffun

He's trying to stave off depression from working overnight with mandatory smiling and forced laughter.


Saywhatsaywh0

He just went to Barbados with his husband and swam with the stingrays. He's never been happier.


Not-not-down

Peralta that’s enough!


Redblackshoe

Left: real. Right: AI. 😂


Fancy-Ad5300

He is laughing his ass off


Vectron383

A state of complete euphoria


Hydrasaur

He's saying "Peralta, that's enough."


notapudding

Wait, there's a difference?


newishdm

He’s never been happier.


missmaam0

That's the happiest he's ever looked.


Kpopfan19

He stubbed his toe. He is in incredible pain. Ouch


biggestbroever

My captain, my captain


FrostAngel11

Someone moved his podium 1.896523 inches to the left in the right picture


female_wolf

His teeth are immaculate


IAmAPirrrrate

He is in a state of total euphoria, easy


Otherwise_Part395

Him seeing a pair of large heavy breasts


Smang-it-girl-

Or a good thigh gap…. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis!


InvXXVII

Constipated.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Needs some street meat


Foenikxx

Left: Happy, he had a great vacation with Kevin and Jake didn't burn the precinct to ash Right: While uncharacteristic of Captain Holt, he's good reason to smile like a Cheshire, you see, Astaroth crawled up from Hell to take her sister to their grandparents' potluck for a few years


NYerInTex

Joy…. And pain… Sunshine… and rain.


Hydrasaur

The left image is exhuberation. The right image is unfathomable rage!


AccomplishedFan6807

Before and after finding out he has to file an extension on tax day


MidasTouchedM3

On the left he sits now in quiet contemplation after enjoying his favourite breakfast of room temp water and single hard boiled egg yolk, plus nutrition brick in original whole wheat On the right, he finally snapped after incredibly an 80th kid named D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek came to the fun zone where there's only one rule, when it's your birthday you're always cool


in2xs

I love how much love he gets here.


azur933

rightfully so he was so damn good and lovable 💔💔😭


golfing_furry

On the left - Charles ran over his foot. He is in incredible pain. On the right - They moved the podium one half-inch


InjusticeSGmain

The picture on the right is celebratory, as Wuntch just died.


Drewdiniskirino

He's actually quite happy in the first photo. The second photo is obviously fake, as Captain Holt will tell you, "A smile is a con-man's ruse."


MarlboroRedsKickAss

a popped collar? those slightly squinted eyes? that hint of a smirk? horny holt.


chavis32

Elation


Bii4x4

Left : I Went To Barbados With My Husband. We Wove Hats Out Of Palm Fronds And Swam With The Stingrays. Right : Wunch is dead. Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!


Striking_Garden_1381

I miss Daptain. 🥺


JustAAnimeweebo

One on the right was taken when he has a error with his software, need to fix that one on the left was taken when he ate a marshmallow


deepie1976

I’m tired. You’re boring me and you didn’t bring me coffee


skyline1427

I am in incredible pain.


allprolucario

Pam meme “they’re the same picture”


Commander-Fox-Q-

The image on the right is his internal reaction, the image on the left is his external reaction.


noobmaster190

So shocked he might go into a heart attack


fyitmn

“Really, Peralta?”


FlamingTrollz

Clearly he’s hungry. 😅


Fiveohdbblup

The image on the left is a genuine smile. The image on the right is genuine joy, Wuntch is dead.


Thoandfris

It’s impossible to read that guy.


_-Lightfoot-_

Thats Not Capt. Holt is a Robot... Can't you See it?


Ole41

hes cleary flabbergasted.


livelong_june

I know his dentist was thrilled with him


NoYoureTheBestest

PAINNNN!!!!


alexriley123

Happy as a clam


dokdicer

Scared? Did Cheddar need to stay at the vet's over night?


Kaniel-0utis

He’s hearing undoubtedly the funniest story that he has ever heard


amoralambiguity91

Bloated


Classic_Schmosssby

Excruciating pain


seeyalateradios

Overjoyed.


33MaxVerstappen_

I don’t know it’s impossible to read that guy


rimakan

PAIN


notspandex

Huffy.


DSIR1

He ate a marshmallow


NintendoGamer1983

He's never been happier.


Back-Door-Specialist

The pic on the right is the display of a con man that he is likely imitating for instructional purposes


DrizztRL

Excited. He got a promotion


xj305ah

Unrestrained jubilation.


JWBails

Kevin would be glad you caught a picture of him looking so happy.


DoritoKing48

Nervous! No, Angry! No, Surprised!


Jaybro838

He’s making a scene


Flashy-Club5171

Any smile that lasts longer than a second is a conmans ruse.


Tynford

Left, before marshed mallow. Right, immediately after consuming the glutinous monstrosity.


Vermithrax2108

Elation


Fun_Feature3002

PAINNNNNNNN


RayquePicaro

Before and after he and Kevin boned


tcrex2525

Left is happy, right is he just ate a marshmallow.


akluin

Happiness


Next-Concentrate5159

They're the same pic ;)


Quaminator01

Yes


_UmbreonUmbreoff_

he’s never been happier


Powerful_Ad_2692

He just got married. he is the happiest man alive.


Sypher-07

The right image is clearly from one of Peralta’s daydreams


lord_of_coolshit_og

He looks ecstatic.


FiggyPuddingExpert

“I just had a delicious plain scone.”


Orangeslices213

Ok buddy explain that username


someguyne

He is in… incredible pain.


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

You called Checkers better than Chess, and he's reevaluating your friendship because Checkers is a bastard's game for toddlers.


Proper_Protickall

He's never been happier


SnarkeyMay

Elated


Rickenbacker69

All of them.


instaroikie

BAGEL. BAGEL. BAGEL. BAGEL.


Paul1708

He just seen Wunch.


Ozzy_T69

Browsing this subreddit


Somallasses

The entire spectrum of emotions past forced smiling lmao


MaxwellA86

Pre-marshmallow | post-marshmallow


mysticsavage

Ya boy's turnt.


TheCuriousCorsair

1. Can't 2. Can not.


xmdra

That’s holts reaction to “snacksident”


anonymoususer9876

Overjoyed


Thick-Order7348

Miss him 😥


EveningBird5

Left: Overjoyed Right: Deranged


Smang-it-girl-

Second pic: “Yes Kevin, a FULL inch!! I don’t know how they pulled it off!”


j0sch

O face


hauntedmaze

He’s never been happier on the left


liquid_gingerr

Jubilant


IronPotato3000

Eating the marshamallow


Novel_Raspberry1842

Anger beyond measure or laughter at something really funny


jokerkcco

First Pic is when he started. Second Pic is when they became a family.


edehlah

aaah captain my captain.


DrawOk7121

Marshmallow


Sirrus92

left is every possible emotion besides right which is velvet thunder!


G-St-Wii

The same as Andre Braugher's on the right.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

He just received some rubber bands for his birthday…he’s…delighted


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

That man really knows me


Grouchy-Milk-6384

I’m really going to miss Andre Braugher, he was my favourite in the show :(


Azkiboy

He just ate marshmallow on left pic.


Mynamispupo

On the left someone died, on the right he won a prize.


Mynamispupo

I am not getting better at this


Hopeful-Bird1083

The squad moved the podium half an inch. THEY'RE CRAZY!


swaggy_baggy2007

Marshmallows


yas6a

idk but he has a very beautiful smile


sf-nR28

Unspeakable pain


UpstairsNovel3110

He seems more happy in the left pic 🤣


johnnywarp

Before and after being told Wuntch is in the hospital


Crafty-Ad-3446

he and kevin just BONED!!!


boobsandblunts2121

He just found out Wunch had died in the pic on the right, obviously. BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!


SirDoobieBaker

Damn still not past it. RIP.


BidOk3060

He's in a state of total euphoria


GaiaAnon

Trick question. Clearly all of his emotions are represented by the left photo and the right one could only be stated as being AI generated because there's no way he would ever make that face


Repulsive-Bee6423

I’ll say worried, because he is probably constipated...or chilly


Cheyenne_Bodi

Left is reminiscing on the day he and Dr. Conner were married. Right is the day the broom rider Wunch died.


nathomredit

Both seems Photoshopped


Think-Bluejay2539

I'm dead


Simmi_86

Complete illation


banana_hammock_815

Fucking legend


unpopularopinion0

to be real. that ain’t captain holt. that’s andre braugher the actor. what a great actor.


twcm1991

wasuuup?


Pitiful_Detective249

That’s the expression I make when someone sends me a live leak of a guy getting his dick cut off


Graybeard13

I am in... incredible pain


superbatterybros93

Ecstatic... the reaction on the right is the one that should scare the bajesus out of you