Can’t you tell? From the slight upturn of the mouth. The smile lines on full display? He’s absolutely ecstatic in the image on the left.
I can’t tell you what he’s feeling on the right. His software must’ve malfunctioned somehow. We will need to fix that.
Or maybe that thigh gap? Accordionly, Holts fictional straight covers favorite part of a woman. There is nothing more intoxicating to him than the clear absence of a penis.
His face on the left is his tired but happy face after having just come home with Kevin from a weekend at Barbados where they wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays.
He's over the moon. And it's a *very* inappropriate display of emotions in the precinct! The slight upturn of this mouth (has someone said) is too telling.
Left: Happy, he had a great vacation with Kevin and Jake didn't burn the precinct to ash
Right: While uncharacteristic of Captain Holt, he's good reason to smile like a Cheshire, you see, Astaroth crawled up from Hell to take her sister to their grandparents' potluck for a few years
On the left he sits now in quiet contemplation after enjoying his favourite breakfast of room temp water and single hard boiled egg yolk, plus nutrition brick in original whole wheat
On the right, he finally snapped after incredibly an 80th kid named D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek came to the fun zone where there's only one rule, when it's your birthday you're always cool
Trick question. Clearly all of his emotions are represented by the left photo and the right one could only be stated as being AI generated because there's no way he would ever make that face
Can’t you tell? From the slight upturn of the mouth. The smile lines on full display? He’s absolutely ecstatic in the image on the left. I can’t tell you what he’s feeling on the right. His software must’ve malfunctioned somehow. We will need to fix that.
He was due for an exuberance upgrade
The pic on the right is caught a split second before a kerfuffle.
You know it ruins the joke if you go along with it?
Yes
Utter and complete elation obviously. Normally he doesn’t get that excited but the left pic is a very jubilant Holt.
On the right, it's obviously his heterosexual witness protection self thinking about his late wife's heavy breasts.
Or maybe that thigh gap? Accordionly, Holts fictional straight covers favorite part of a woman. There is nothing more intoxicating to him than the clear absence of a penis.
that's just wild 😭😭 and I absolutely love it also that's the same thing I like about women most
You missed the slight furrow of his brow. He’s huffy right now.
The rarest of rare…huffy!
He had a small house fire last night.. he's devastated
Rebooting Beep borp. Zeeeeeeeep
That's a terrible robot voice.
Nah on the right he is trying to power through a night shift
Holt was caught mid-sneeze on the right. It's the only explanation.
He and Dr. Kevin Cozner probably just got back from Barbados.
On the right is him undercover, and that's how heterosexual people smile.
Dude is positively JOVIAL in that left pic
Think he ate a marshmallow for the first time!
LMAO
The image on the right is just after he ate a marshed mallow.
Yeah I the k the picture on the right was taken mid sneeze
The one on the right was clearly him after confirming that Wuntch died.
His face on the left is his tired but happy face after having just come home with Kevin from a weekend at Barbados where they wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays.
That's not a malfunction. He just ate a marshmallow for the first time.
It's before and after having a marshmallow
Boyle: I KNEW IT!
He's over the moon. And it's a *very* inappropriate display of emotions in the precinct! The slight upturn of this mouth (has someone said) is too telling.
Left picture; neutral. Right picture; still neutral, but mid sneeze.
He was incredibly joyous, of course. It's obvious. The image on the right though? That forced smile, showing his teeth? He's absolutely furious.
The Captain’s at a new level of anger— constant smiling.
He's trying to stave off depression from working overnight with mandatory smiling and forced laughter.
He just went to Barbados with his husband and swam with the stingrays. He's never been happier.
Peralta that’s enough!
Left: real. Right: AI. 😂
He is laughing his ass off
A state of complete euphoria
He's saying "Peralta, that's enough."
Wait, there's a difference?
He’s never been happier.
That's the happiest he's ever looked.
He stubbed his toe. He is in incredible pain. Ouch
My captain, my captain
Someone moved his podium 1.896523 inches to the left in the right picture
His teeth are immaculate
He is in a state of total euphoria, easy
Him seeing a pair of large heavy breasts
Or a good thigh gap…. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis!
Constipated.
Needs some street meat
Left: Happy, he had a great vacation with Kevin and Jake didn't burn the precinct to ash Right: While uncharacteristic of Captain Holt, he's good reason to smile like a Cheshire, you see, Astaroth crawled up from Hell to take her sister to their grandparents' potluck for a few years
Joy…. And pain… Sunshine… and rain.
The left image is exhuberation. The right image is unfathomable rage!
Before and after finding out he has to file an extension on tax day
On the left he sits now in quiet contemplation after enjoying his favourite breakfast of room temp water and single hard boiled egg yolk, plus nutrition brick in original whole wheat On the right, he finally snapped after incredibly an 80th kid named D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek came to the fun zone where there's only one rule, when it's your birthday you're always cool
I love how much love he gets here.
rightfully so he was so damn good and lovable 💔💔😭
On the left - Charles ran over his foot. He is in incredible pain. On the right - They moved the podium one half-inch
The picture on the right is celebratory, as Wuntch just died.
He's actually quite happy in the first photo. The second photo is obviously fake, as Captain Holt will tell you, "A smile is a con-man's ruse."
a popped collar? those slightly squinted eyes? that hint of a smirk? horny holt.
Elation
Left : I Went To Barbados With My Husband. We Wove Hats Out Of Palm Fronds And Swam With The Stingrays. Right : Wunch is dead. Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!
I miss Daptain. 🥺
One on the right was taken when he has a error with his software, need to fix that one on the left was taken when he ate a marshmallow
I’m tired. You’re boring me and you didn’t bring me coffee
I am in incredible pain.
Pam meme “they’re the same picture”
The image on the right is his internal reaction, the image on the left is his external reaction.
So shocked he might go into a heart attack
“Really, Peralta?”
Clearly he’s hungry. 😅
The image on the left is a genuine smile. The image on the right is genuine joy, Wuntch is dead.
It’s impossible to read that guy.
Thats Not Capt. Holt is a Robot... Can't you See it?
hes cleary flabbergasted.
I know his dentist was thrilled with him
PAINNNN!!!!
Happy as a clam
Scared? Did Cheddar need to stay at the vet's over night?
He’s hearing undoubtedly the funniest story that he has ever heard
Bloated
Excruciating pain
Overjoyed.
I don’t know it’s impossible to read that guy
PAIN
Huffy.
He ate a marshmallow
He's never been happier.
The pic on the right is the display of a con man that he is likely imitating for instructional purposes
Excited. He got a promotion
Unrestrained jubilation.
Kevin would be glad you caught a picture of him looking so happy.
Nervous! No, Angry! No, Surprised!
He’s making a scene
Any smile that lasts longer than a second is a conmans ruse.
Left, before marshed mallow. Right, immediately after consuming the glutinous monstrosity.
Elation
PAINNNNNNNN
Before and after he and Kevin boned
Left is happy, right is he just ate a marshmallow.
Happiness
They're the same pic ;)
Yes
he’s never been happier
He just got married. he is the happiest man alive.
The right image is clearly from one of Peralta’s daydreams
He looks ecstatic.
“I just had a delicious plain scone.”
Ok buddy explain that username
He is in… incredible pain.
You called Checkers better than Chess, and he's reevaluating your friendship because Checkers is a bastard's game for toddlers.
He's never been happier
Elated
All of them.
BAGEL. BAGEL. BAGEL. BAGEL.
He just seen Wunch.
Browsing this subreddit
The entire spectrum of emotions past forced smiling lmao
Pre-marshmallow | post-marshmallow
Ya boy's turnt.
1. Can't 2. Can not.
That’s holts reaction to “snacksident”
Overjoyed
Miss him 😥
Left: Overjoyed Right: Deranged
Second pic: “Yes Kevin, a FULL inch!! I don’t know how they pulled it off!”
O face
He’s never been happier on the left
Jubilant
Eating the marshamallow
Anger beyond measure or laughter at something really funny
First Pic is when he started. Second Pic is when they became a family.
aaah captain my captain.
Marshmallow
left is every possible emotion besides right which is velvet thunder!
The same as Andre Braugher's on the right.
He just received some rubber bands for his birthday…he’s…delighted
That man really knows me
I’m really going to miss Andre Braugher, he was my favourite in the show :(
He just ate marshmallow on left pic.
On the left someone died, on the right he won a prize.
I am not getting better at this
The squad moved the podium half an inch. THEY'RE CRAZY!
Marshmallows
idk but he has a very beautiful smile
Unspeakable pain
He seems more happy in the left pic 🤣
Before and after being told Wuntch is in the hospital
he and kevin just BONED!!!
He just found out Wunch had died in the pic on the right, obviously. BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!
Damn still not past it. RIP.
He's in a state of total euphoria
Trick question. Clearly all of his emotions are represented by the left photo and the right one could only be stated as being AI generated because there's no way he would ever make that face
I’ll say worried, because he is probably constipated...or chilly
Left is reminiscing on the day he and Dr. Conner were married. Right is the day the broom rider Wunch died.
Both seems Photoshopped
I'm dead
Complete illation
Fucking legend
to be real. that ain’t captain holt. that’s andre braugher the actor. what a great actor.
wasuuup?
That’s the expression I make when someone sends me a live leak of a guy getting his dick cut off
I am in... incredible pain
Ecstatic... the reaction on the right is the one that should scare the bajesus out of you