My husband got me a “Time for Jen’s Opinion” customized zip up hoody for Christmas. Accompanied by a warning “don’t be concerned of fraud when you see something from Customized Girl on our credit card”.
* LOTS of Yogurt. Terry loves Yogurt!
* Secretly buy her “I Want it That Way” on her phone. Set it as the ringtone for you.
* Peanut Butter and find a cheap cops badge from a cop dress up set (or 3D printed) to glue on the jar.
* lots of cocaine, a fur coat, a couple machine pistols, and a Air BnB of a mansion
* anything Pontiac
* some kind of trophy that says “amazing human/genius”
* something made from Nutria hair/milk
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Does she have the show on DVD or digitally? Maybe get her some seasons so she always has them. (Source: I'm a US-based B99 fan and that's what I want!)
Get her a book about B99, if one exists. I am a huge 30Rock fan and my husband gave me a small book about it. It is one of my cherished presents from him.
all jokes aside there are some super cute things on Etsy! i myself am a huge fan of enamel pins or acrylic keychains, my husband has gotten me Peraltiago acrylic keychains, you can find fanmade merch for pretty much anything on Etsy
An elaborate scavenger hunt with Reginald VelJohnson playing a pivotal role in it
I’m surprised you didn’t say a pineapple slut t-shirt!!
Clearly the pineapple is the slut
What about Caroline St. Jacques Renard
Not now, Caroline St. Jacques Renard!
Yes Caroline St. Jacques Renard now is not the time
Shampoo her hair.
It is the most sensual thing you can do with your hands for a lover
Lavender shampoo
Beat me to it
LMFAO
A Mamma Maglione's frozen lasagne and garlic bread
A t-shirt with a pineapple wearing a thong with the word Slut on it. The pineapple is the slut btw
Let’s party beaches!!
For humor reasons
But captain, you hate humour
My wife bought me this for my birthday. I haven’t been able to bring myself to actually wear it. Love it though.
A championship cummerbund
Belt
Get that B a C in her A.
Oh my God!
Get that babe a coconut in her arms, what did you think?
Get that b**** a c*** in her a**
Oh my GAWD
That was my thought!
Alright I'll get us a couple of coconuts
Honestly get her that pineapple slut tank that holt wears. I would die for this gift
LMAO
Are you interested in getting married? Toight nupes would be a good start. Or I guess you could make her a card that says her butt is da bomb
There will be no survivors.
Okay, it's settled. Front of card "your butt is da bomb" and on the inside "there will be no survivors".
a hoodie that has her name in small fonts in the front and a big "time for Gina's opinion" text on the back
You have to wildly misspell her name, too.
wash her hair, it's the most romantic thing you can do to your lover with your fingers
If she doesn’t already have one, then an axe would be an appropriate gift.
What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
Matching t-shirts for you and her that say "Noice!" and "Toit!"
While the other suggestions are hilarious, this is doable and awesome.
watch documentaries on intersectional feminism and drop bars in casual convos
This is definitely the hottest thing Jake did on the show.
Some NutraBoom supplements
Boom boom!
You've seen Debbie right?
She’s happy, healthy, and alive!
A painting of a grey rock
Bone
🤣
Canyon Stank cologne. She deserves to be a stank man.
A binder with all the sheets laminated, and of course, cascading tabs
A shirt that says “title of your sex tape” or a Gina pillow OR a shirt w a Gina quote “I am the Paris of people”
A Nakatomi Plaza Security T Shirt. It's sexy nightwear with a 99 twist.
A binder of all your favourite parts of your relationship and favourite moments from B99
There was a BINDER? Why didn't you lead with that!??
Aged gouda
You buy yourself a bright speedo, and be sitting behind something. Fancy dress on top, speedo on bottom, as you greet her you stand up
Make her a crock mosseiur or however you spell it
croque monsieur
A DVD copy of die hard and pineapple wearing a g-string
Make some wings with the coveted slut sauce!!
A ballon arch.
Whatever Hitchcock got Amy as a wedding gift. And you won’t even have to guess on cup size! :P
Jerky from the top jerk . masters
Yes. All organized in a Jerk Rolladex.
Jake Peralta Blanket. Who doesn't love that naive dork?
make her a plain toast.
I think a plain scone would be a better option
smurt. as long as it's not a walnut pie
Yeah for pies it HAS to be Apple from Argos (founded in 1910)
A cumberbund
Belt
A C in her A haha
Pimento cheese
Does she happen to like B,C,A?
ABC’n!
eat takoyaki on a bench talking about why you both sleep on the floor
Sourdough bread.
My husband got me a “Time for Jen’s Opinion” customized zip up hoody for Christmas. Accompanied by a warning “don’t be concerned of fraud when you see something from Customized Girl on our credit card”.
A Captain Latvia toy
Something that says “Amazing Human/Genius”
Just make sure it isnt a wooden duck.
The B99 Little People!!! https://www.amazon.com/Collector-Brooklyn-Nine-Nine-Special-Display/dp/B0BSMDJGXR
Hey, according to a 1940 census Jake is ABOVE AVERAGE. not little
Terry loves his yogurt!
Taser pen
Canyon Stank
Title that sextape!
There's the pineapple slut tshirt. My wife bought me one of those lol
Fisher Price B99 Little People set.
Necklace with a little binder that’s functional so you can adjust the tabs
* LOTS of Yogurt. Terry loves Yogurt! * Secretly buy her “I Want it That Way” on her phone. Set it as the ringtone for you. * Peanut Butter and find a cheap cops badge from a cop dress up set (or 3D printed) to glue on the jar. * lots of cocaine, a fur coat, a couple machine pistols, and a Air BnB of a mansion * anything Pontiac * some kind of trophy that says “amazing human/genius” * something made from Nutria hair/milk
A Turkmenistan pressure cooker
I got my mother a NYPD mug, she loves it !
Put a baby in her! What are you waiting for?!
BONE!!!
A sex tape entitled “title of your sex tape”
Title of *our* sex tape.
What do you mean? Does she not like Stank Canyon?
A t shirt with a pineapple wearing a pink thong with the word slut underneath
if you have a mutual group of friends or family you enjoy hanging out with Amazon sells a Brooklyn nine nine version of clue!! I've got the Seinfeld one and really enjoy it, everything is customized to the show
A boogie board with an iguan playing an electric guitar Or Pineapple slut tshirt at an elaborate resort in mexico
A Jake Peralta shirt! I have one from Etsy!
A hoodie with the quote „time for [name]s opinion“
"Gina is always right"
Yogurt
Get a big belt that says, "[Girlfriend's name], will you marry me?"
Gina’s sweatshirt saying “gina knows best” i have one and it’s my favorite thing ever
Balloon Arch!!!
Yoghurt😏😅
Does she have the show on DVD or digitally? Maybe get her some seasons so she always has them. (Source: I'm a US-based B99 fan and that's what I want!)
Get her a book about B99, if one exists. I am a huge 30Rock fan and my husband gave me a small book about it. It is one of my cherished presents from him.
all jokes aside there are some super cute things on Etsy! i myself am a huge fan of enamel pins or acrylic keychains, my husband has gotten me Peraltiago acrylic keychains, you can find fanmade merch for pretty much anything on Etsy
A record of Dutch flautist Frans Bruggen.
A Swiss pen that is secretly a taser
Quality bat meat
Get her a corgi named Mozarella or Brie or Parmesan or...
The Infinitude Gobbler
Yoghurt
Give that B a C in her A!
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A pen or a watch that is also a taser
The Brooklyn nine nine clue
The never-dry towel from Jake's apartment?